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"They go runnin' for the shelter of their Mother's Little Helper..." The Rolling Stones
/r/MGTOW15/05/18 06:06 AM
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Some choice quotes: Einstein Back in 1914, Einstein and his first wife Mileva Maric had hit a rough patch in their marriage. Einstein thought he could remedy this with a strict list of rules. Einstein thought wrong. Maric left him. The list included rules such as "You will make sure that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order", "you will not expect any intimacy from me, nor will you reproach me in any way", "You will undertake not to belittle me in front of our children, either through wo…
/r/MGTOW15/05/18 05:58 AM
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Spring Morning A.A. Milne Where am I going? I don't quite know. Down to the stream where the king-cups grow- Up on the hill where the pine-trees blow- Anywhere, anywhere. I don't know. Where am I going? The clouds sail by, Little ones, baby ones, over the sky. Where am I going? The shadows pass, Little ones, baby ones, over the grass. If you were a cloud, and sailed up there, You'd sail on water as blue as air, And you'd see me here in the fields and say: "Doesn't the sky look green today?" Wher…
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 09:54 PM
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You tryin' to pigeonhole me into the pigeonhole of not bein' pigeonholed? /s
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 09:46 PM
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I am more of a KODOS man, myself... I mean, what has KANG done for us lately?
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 09:45 PM
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Strange Sex + Alcohol = Potential Lawsuit
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 09:44 PM
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It literally must be.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 09:39 PM
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More like an Anti-Cult: 1) No leaders 2) No defined set of rules or platform 3) No central location nor organisation 4) No uniform, no sneakers, no hairstyles, no beard-rules 5) It's just individual men saying they are doing their OWN thing and a cult is usually a man telling everyone to do HIS thing. 6) No desire for a Flavor-Aid/Heaven's Gate/Waco Texas type showdown with the "Forces of Evil." Nope. Just the "non-comply" dance...which has been shown to be the ONLY winning move. Non-Compliance …
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 09:37 PM
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I can: Veronica Lake She's already dead. So...always hot.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 09:30 PM
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Guns == The Great Equalizer.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 09:23 PM
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Catchy, rolls right off the tongue.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 09:21 PM
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Anal/Oral Gonorrhea is something I don't have to think about or even countenance. But you do you. Personally, what I really do not like about many women is how FAKE they are. IMO, a Tranny is like a FAKE woman x10,000; they amplify all the shittiest, most superficial types of female behaviour and then offer you their dunghole, their cankerous mouths, or a ragged gash where their taint used to be. To me, that "deal" sounds like: "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 08:16 PM
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Well, aside from leaving me and my father when I was 5 (traveling the world, etc.), and trying to hook me up with a post-wall, muscle-bound, testosterone-laden, barren woman, aside from all that and the constant worrying, nagging, shaming language (i.e., "you're so negative..."), aside from all that... my Mom is okay. I love her, because otherwise I couldn't complain about her on the internet. I also appreciate the fact that she didn't try to take me from my dad. About as close to a NAWALT as th…
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 08:11 PM
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Many problems on the internet can be solved with one simple trick: add this phrase before ANY link: [You don't have to click on...] problem solved...no headaches.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 08:06 PM
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"We are all Bozos on this bus." Firesign Theater
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 08:05 PM
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*cue backflip and "ethnic" dancing.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 08:04 PM
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My Phone == expensive paperweight. Useful for actually phoning: 1) My Father 2) My best friend Annoying because I receive 10 texts a day from: 1) My Sister 2) My Mother My next phone will flip. Fuck Selfies.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 08:04 PM
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Better to just be polite to anyone's face. Living well is the best revenge (if revenge is what you seek). When I get tired of decadence, I walk among the trees...far better than pretending to be someone on a "dating site." Anyone who is on a dating site is desperate, so I would imagine that you don't need to expose the women or the men...they already exposed themselves when they joined Tinder or Whatev. Gloating gets boring, for me, I prefer to save money and enjoy life. But no one can tell you …
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 08:01 PM
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They should all just LEAVE Hollywood. That would be a good start; give it ALL to the wahmen, they're all quite capable of doing "anything a man can do, only better." It's like a science experiment, but with real folks instead of rats...like an IRL Skinner-Box.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 07:56 PM
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This has to be a sick joke, right? Or, is this in fact the Darkest Timeline?
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 07:51 PM
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I'm willing to bet that most women cannot judge the height of a man very accurately. Those "qualifications" on (ugh) Dating Sites are a huge shit test...and these sad men have failed.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 06:00 PM
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Gotta love a girl with EYE tattoos and spikes in her skull... amirite, boys?
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 05:58 PM
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Fake: No way "she" approaches an attractive man. Maybe she would keep staring at him from across the way...hoping he notices.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 05:54 PM
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She prolly got that DM around the time of Fant4stic...thought Michael B. Jordan was fading and decided not to reply.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 05:48 PM
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The problem, that I have encountered with "Lesbianism," is that I have slept with two "Lesbians" on two separate occasions. If they had grown out their hair and lost a few pounds, they could have become like any other THOT. I started to form a theory: A woman is a Lesbian due to options/trauma and not necessarily due to some scientific consideration. One lesbian that I slept with wanted to continue seeing me (she asked me to sleep with her because she was "curious, etc.")...it weirded me out thi…
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 05:45 PM
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Yeah, that and all the prescription drugs they're on.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 05:39 PM
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Aydin Paladin, a Youtuber, showed through MANY scientific studies that the type of humor that appeals to women the most is when men are the butt of the joke. ~80% of Consumer/Household spending is directed, decided, carried out by women. A man would probably NEVER buy this. A woman will buy it if she is of that mindset.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 05:38 PM
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Ironic, since Jay-Z's problems probably all stem (see what I did there ?) from BEY-ONCE.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 03:26 PM
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Can anyone explain why Feminists [Women]... Projection.
/r/MGTOW02/05/18 02:21 AM
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For a minute, I thought that thumbnail was the "woman" accusing Tom Brokaw...then I clicked...why did I click? What happened to this dude? He's got full-on man-tits...
/r/MGTOW02/05/18 12:33 AM
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Soy doesn't get you high.
/r/MGTOW02/05/18 12:32 AM
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Love this part: “Women’s basketball is largely supported, just in terms of the demographics, by older men for whatever reason who like fundamental basketball." "They no can dunk, but they have good fundamentals!" That prehistoric Giant Womxyzn on Futurama
/r/MGTOW02/05/18 12:29 AM
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It's a blindspot to them, we have ceased to exist...even if we have phone numbers and addresses. The people I need to talk to will call me, or I will call them.
/r/MGTOW27/04/18 03:00 AM
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This is the part, right here... A husband giving his wife a gift of cash might a little strange, but it turns out that several months ago Daichichi mentioned to her husband that she’d heard babies require about 140,000 yen (US$1,300) in formula during their first year, and facetiously asked if she’d be able to collect that much in payment for her services. But while she’d meant it as a silly joke, her husband thought it over in earnest and came to the decision that she really did deserve to trea…
/r/MGTOW27/04/18 02:55 AM
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Projection; it should read: "91% of Women don't understand what marketing is or how it works."
/r/MGTOW27/04/18 02:24 AM
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Think about it this way: What if you boned a girl in college and you were a "Liberal..." Years pass, and now, you are a Presidential Candidate from the other side...and the Liberals are desperate to defeat you... Would 20,000 dollars convince that old college "flame" to change her mind about consent? Let's say you were both drunk...we know that would mean that she COULD NOT give you consent, right? Anyone who came of age before the Millennium must be sweating bullets, as I would be (if I EVER ca…
/r/MGTOW27/04/18 02:15 AM
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You've heard about the "Social Credit System" in CHINA, right? People can be blacklisted from travel because of something they said on Socials. I cannot understand why people sign up for Twitter and Facebook (especially Men). It is a written record that CAN and WILL be used against you when the laws change or the culture changes. I wonder if jobs will require a "Social Media Account" in the future as a prerequisite to getting hired...a type of Social-Background-Check? Keep your profiles low, gen…
/r/MGTOW27/04/18 02:09 AM
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The Tumblr-crowd doesn't buy anything - they take a selfie with it and pretend that it creates meaning in their life.
/r/MGTOW27/04/18 02:05 AM
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The way that people in management positions "fail upward," and the fact that Bob Iger is leaving (sometime in 2019?) tells me that this is a DISTINCT possibility. Even if she destroyed Hasbro and Toys R Us as well.
/r/MGTOW27/04/18 02:04 AM
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"Plumbers" XD If I had a nickel for every time a woman asked me to fix a toilet (and I just had to open the tank and fix the flapper-thing...), well, I'd be fuckin' RICH BEEYOTCH!
/r/MGTOW27/04/18 01:59 AM
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Uncle Chuckles got her another job! Good for them! Between this bullshit and the new Shia LaBeouf AUTOBIOPIC starring Shia LaBeouf (called "Honey Boy"), I think Hollywood has reached peak Narcissism.
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 02:41 AM
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Okay, "Transexual" men (if you want to rise to the top of the NY Comedy scene, wear a dress and a beard and claim to be a Muslim), here's a list of jokes for 2018: 1) Trump is so _______ (any derogatory term will do...they will laugh) 2) Men are dumb. 3) My vagina is gross. 4) My mom is a pain. 5) My kids are precocious and they talk about sex. 6) White men are so __________ (derogatory again). 7) Obligatory: "We need to get serious and talk about sexual harassment..." 8) Thank you and Goodnight…
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 02:38 AM
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Getting a real "end of The Shining" vibe here...would not be surprised if they drink Bodily Fluids on "Earthquake Nights."
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 02:30 AM
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She wanted to be Barbie, but I think Schumer is a dead ringer for Miss Piggy.
/r/MGTOW01/04/18 03:27 PM
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Cocaine! It's a Helluva drug...oh, and licentious power coupled with lots of pretty-idiots who move to LA to become famous or some bullshit.
/r/MGTOW01/04/18 03:13 PM
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Anakin got his ass KICKED by Count Dooku. Luke got his ass KICKED by Vader. Rey is a nobody; she kicks EVERYONE ELSE'S ASS. Because The Force is Female.
/r/MGTOW01/04/18 03:11 PM
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Women be SHOPPIN': http://www.genderleadershipgroup.com/the-inclusionary-leadership-blog/210 That's all this is. Men are more disciplined (usually) with their expenditures. Women control most of the wealth in America. This probably holds true for most of the West as well. Corporations want to move wealth to women, because women will waste it on all of the unnecessary stuff that they sell. Just imagine the pain of all these new female college graduates, getting good jobs, paying the BRUNT of taxe…
/r/MGTOW31/03/18 06:11 PM
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The Third International Congress in Love and Sex with Robots has been rocked by terror threats from Muslim extremists. The two-day conference, which started today, was supposed to take place at Goldsmiths University, where it was held last year. But organisers have been forced to move the controversial meeting of computer scientists, AI experts and robot ethicists to a secret venue for security reasons. The second annual conference was due to be held in Iskamdar, a Malaysian state, in 2015, but …
/r/MGTOW19/12/17 07:08 PM
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