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16

I don't care how strong the Force is, nobody is getting their lightsabre up for this sarlac.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 09:46 AM
12

something about her face screams "Ma and Pa are also my aunt and uncle!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 09:44 AM
2

yeah, I have it on VHS - bought the collector edition VHS + CD back in the day... then bought it on DVD - and now of course, you can watch it on Youtube. fuck I'm getting old for those who see this and don't know what we're talking about, listen to Queensryche's "Operation: Mindcrime" album. Best hard rock/metal concept album ever, and one of the best/if not the best concept album in any genres, ever. Strangely timeless in 2022 as well...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 04:38 PM
1

greatest concept album ever. wore out 3 copies on cassette before I got the CD
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 03:54 PM
4

she's Sister Mary now, veins as cold as ice...he takes her once a week on the altar like a sacrifice
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 12:40 AM
66

What a dummy. I have gone to the gym for many years. Even when I was single... I NEVER talked to women at the gym .I was there to work out...get in, get the work done, get out. Sure, I'd (discreetly) look... (good testosterone booster), but if I had time to idly chit chat, I wouldn't be working out with enough intensity. For a while, I worked out at a swanky gym ($$$$) in the financial district of a major city...it was interesting to see women like this who were obviously looking for someone wit…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 11:53 AM
54

This one needs to call Kevin Samuels. Champagne tastes, beer budget... (but the champagne taste is an aspirational fantasy, you can tell this one has spent a lot of time at Taco Bell and McDonald's). No rich man is dating an illiterate, selfish, ignorant whale. I see cats and (cheap) red wine in her future.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 11:43 AM
9

you'll receive something - likely HPV
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 06:39 PM
12

Fat, foul-mouthed, crazy and "well used". I'm sure Prince Charming is galloping from across the land (thousands of White Knights in procession), waiting to woo this most desirable maiden... At least she has a head start on the cats. All she needs now is someone to send her a box of wine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 02:03 PM
6

Red flag alert: Any time you see "school of hard knocks", you are dealing with a) someone who is terribly insecure about the fact they have little to no education, and/or b) someone who has had a miserable life and is feeling sorry for themselves. The only answer is c) RUN!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/22 07:13 PM
6

22, going on 7 I hope this moron doesn't reproduce, the intelligent human gene pool doesn't need further dilution.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 12:02 PM
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funny how a couple of people critique others, dismissing it as "red pill shit" easy to dismiss what one doesn't care to acknowledge - the reality that men are attracted to youth and beauty, and an older man with the means to attract both won't settle for someone his age, ESPECIALLY if he wants to raise a family
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 03:29 PM
65

"I knew it would make me feel like shit, but I did it anyways." duh! I'd say she's worse than a child, but children (at least up to a point) aren't aware of the consequences of their actions. This one was...and did it anyways. Her low self-esteem and need for validation, combined with lack of impulse control has led her to allow herself to be used in a self-perpetuating cycle of ever-increasing psychological damage. This woman is broken but doesn't know it. Don't ever marry someone this damaged …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 11:15 AM
26

"foodie" = "i like to eat" (typically, on your dime) an incredibly low bar for a "hobby" or interest...much like the "i like to laugh" (which really means "I am fucking bored, boring and stupid...entertain me, monkey!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/22 11:43 AM
5

"I'm hungry" no shit!?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/22 09:13 AM
13

...when she isn't Robin some poor fellow and Crow-ing about it on social media
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/22 12:14 PM
30

It sounds to me like all parties in this debacle are of questionable character (to put it mildly) and have mental issues. She's totally delusional...and, as I suspected originally, the "friend" showed her true colors. What I don't get is why he would get involved with the friend - unless it's to piss off the ex-fiancee - but honestly - that just seems petty. If he were a wise man, he'd rid himself of association with the whole lot of them... I have a feeling one way or another, this dude will en…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 03:47 PM
35

that was I - and your thoughts about the "new girl" mirror mine exactly - this guy should be careful...the friend isn't likely any better than the ex-fiancee. If he was smart, he'd have his fun, ghost the whole damn lot, and go meet women from another social circle...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 03:41 PM
7

Aye'm naught quiet sheer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 12:53 PM
11

"are" situation? dumb and a cheating cunt.... quite the combination!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/22 11:52 PM
10

nobody is getting hard around this waste of flesh.... ugh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/22 11:48 PM
12

living in la-la land...the cognitive dissonance is surreal "here are my tits" "i like to fuck" "i want a play toy" "DON'T YOU DARE SEXUALIZE ME!!!" two words best describe this piece of shit: fucking whore.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/22 11:48 PM
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Oh wow...she is completely unhinged. Kudos to the guy for tolerating her B.S. to be a good dad to the kids and being there to raise them - sounds like they turned out reasonably OK, which is a miracle considering how obviously messed-up the mother is. Hopefully his new wife doesn't pull the bait-and-switch once the novelty wears off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 05:31 PM
6

this wouldn't happen if governments would stop stealing from productive members of society via taxes to fund losers like this ​ when you know you have a safety net, and get more money per child - this is what happens
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 05:00 PM
3

LOL Headline should be "Stupid whores taken advantage of by sleazy online pimp." They deserve each other.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 01:39 PM
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tattoo. daddy issues. pass. (that's before reading that she has two bastard children)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 12:19 AM
6

tall women tend to stay slimmer as they age shorties often turn into pears.... think Grimace
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/22 12:10 PM
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I am 6'1 and at the time was a jacked 200 lbs, she was 5'2 and <100 lbs...no way in hell was I risking an assault charge, even back then I knew if cops got involved and it was he-said-she-said, I would be the one getting charged. nobody is worth a criminal record
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/22 11:46 AM
4

37 going on 12 on the bright side, she is unlikely to contribute to the further degradation of the human gene pool
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 12:19 PM
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that's fair, easier for OP to blame someone than look in the mirror, and if the guy is as smart as he seems, he wouldn't have set off any red flags when he approached the friend to augment your last sentence (wise words, btw), discretion is often the better part of valor...especially in affairs of the (jilted) heart.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 12:04 PM
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Forrest Gump said "I may not be a smart man, but I do know what love is." This wise chap is not only a smart man, but he knows what love isn't. Good for him, he just saved himself a ton of money, trouble and heartache, and possibly his life, considering how many men commit suicide when they get divorce-raped and lose their kids after Ms. Wild Party Girl goes back to her "true self" with the kind of guy she really wants. Also note how the "friend" betrayed her...don't think for a minute those bri…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 09:46 AM
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Sharing my wisdom with a younger generation of men who face far more trials and tribulations than I did when I was in my 20s. My wife reads this sub too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/22 11:25 PM
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yep...the irony is that some adapt, and become less "nice"...and once they have success with getting laid, the "nice guy" is no more. happened to me...once I realized that being slightly arrogant, cocky and forthright was the easiest way into a woman's pants, "Mr. Nice Guy" was gone I still remember one night in the summer of 1995...I was back home for the summer, working, and went out to one of the bars, picked up a smoking hot girl from the other side of my city...bars close, I leave with her …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/22 12:50 PM
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I had no idea...she was tight, thin and athletic, small perky tits, dressed well. Parents had money, I suppose, considering she had her own place in town at the age of 20 and was a full-time student.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/22 11:58 AM
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good point... I wonder how that kid turned out...he would be about 30 now probably in jail, or on welfare
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/22 11:53 AM
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"I never fucked a 10, but one night, I fucked five twos!" George Carlin
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/22 01:26 AM
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Yeah, I'm actually really glad (in retrospect) it went the way it did - I could have ended up getting baby-trapped myself had we carried on. Funny thing, a couple of years later, I was walking down the street (this is in a university town, I was now in my final year) with another woman, the bars were closing (it was early in the AM) and I hear screaming from the other side of the road - it was her, with a couple of female friends - screaming at me and saying "Stay away from him - that guy is an …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/22 11:20 PM
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Something like this happened to me almost 30 years ago - was out for a night with the boys at a popular club, made eye contact with a pretty girl, one thing leads to another, I get her number, a few days later we go on a date, have a great time, she brings me back to her place, we have sex, all is fine and dandy... Few days later, she invites me over, more sex, all is fine and dandy. Few days later, we go to a movie, she brings me home, I walk in the door and see this small chair that wasn't the…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/22 05:32 PM
9

"let's travel" ...how generous of her to offe....oh...wait.... YOU have to pay for it. (like she would be travelling with a bastard child anyway)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/22 12:57 AM
10

she does look mildly retarded
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/22 01:53 PM
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Well done, /u/Impressive-Cricket-8 Alliterative analysis allows amazingly amusing anecdotes. I agree with the other posters here, she's deluded if she thinks the only one. I have a buddy that flies for one of our national carriers...he has different women in many cities.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 09:26 PM
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"I deserve a real man, someone better..." lol...you picked him sweetheart...so what does this say about you🥴?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 01:16 AM
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"no crazies" pot, meet kettle... ...and "asexual"? line right up boys (and bring your palm and lube)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 01:13 AM
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"If you are only looking for sex, go your own way as you won't be having it with me*" *unless you're a 9/10+, eye-candy-guaranteed-to-make-my-girlfriends-jealous-good-looking-dude-with-a-lot-of-money, in which case I'll bang you on the first date in the hope that you fall for me and stick around, and then if you commit, will eliminate sexual interaction accordingly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/22 04:35 PM
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Link didn't work for me, so I googled it. Seven kids from multiple fathers. Seems we have discovered the "town bicycle" in Newcastle. Everyone's had a ride. Ouch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/22 11:02 PM
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nothing is getting hard in visual range of that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 11:18 PM
2

"my standards are extremely high" except for herself... the delusion is strong in this one
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 11:13 PM
6

blind leading the blind! a wise man once said "never listen to anyone who is more screwed up than you are" this should be a cautionary tale for young women - no, you can't "have it all", life involves compromises, choices have consequences
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 12:18 PM
2

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic And so am I run the other way....walking dumpster fire.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/21 04:37 AM
10

Cue sound of Jesse Ventura laughing....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/21 11:24 AM
11

She isn't high enough on my social status matrix to date (I am waiting for someone with higher SMV, aka older, with 5+ kids.) 😁
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 04:23 PM
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Yessir....Daddy issues" usually means a) easy lay and b) good in the sack. Bad for anything else though, and probably not worth the risk of catching an STI or getting her preggo. Easily identified when they have wild colored hair and tattoos.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 04:21 PM
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I'm sure it was all just a little misunderstanding and she was actually innocent but the system was rigged against her because of <insert one of 100 -isms/victimhood identifiers here>. talk about beggars being choosers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 04:19 PM
5

lol beat me to it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 11:25 PM
7

my grandma, at 90, is in better shape than this foul beast
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/21 01:06 AM
6

"high-fructose corn syrup club" love it...will use in future
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/21 10:34 PM
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if i ran a candle factory that required human fat to operate, then yes, she would be "worth it" however.... a) i don't b) the thought of such an abominable business is disgusting, and; c) what a pig
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/21 07:02 PM
13

If u have to ask ewe don't need to know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/21 01:41 PM
2

pass. doctor advised avoiding fats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/21 12:33 AM
2

? is hell an acronym? one man's hell is another's Valhalla.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/21 10:20 AM
54

the syringe went flaccid as it approached her cooch
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/21 11:39 PM
2

? not white-knighting or simping here, but she is definitely not a "rough 20" slim decent looking this one is a solid 6.5-7 looks wise.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 09:33 PM
1

"nurse's aide" = ball washer
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/21 09:10 PM
1

holy fuck thst kid is fat mother should be put in jail for child abuse and negligent parenting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/21 11:43 PM
4

you would think someone who brags about their education would spell "feign" correctly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/21 12:38 AM
31

you dodged a bullet with this one....narcissist supreme. this is what happens when an entire generation has been raised to think that they are special by virtue of some immutable characteristic they were born with (being female) vs. actually having to earn respect
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 10:55 PM
1

lol... if she is a 4 in that pic, I would love an example (in your mind) of an 8
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 09:45 PM
6

*people training to "run" marathons
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 11:35 AM
51

this one will be "fucking proud" when she is in her 40s, desperate, tired of constant pump-and-dumps, and regretting the fact she missed out on a ton of good men and could have had a family if she wasn't a misguided, elitest bitch. enjoy the cats, boxed wine, and decades of "what if?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 12:00 AM
11

FIVE kids? even if she looked like JLo in her prime, I would avoid. If I wanted to see the "Grand Canyon" I would book a flight to Arizona...not take a trip to the space between this fatty's legs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 11:15 PM
3

"lapsed" Catholic here (by birth...atheist by choice) Catholic girls are the easiest to bed, and the easiest to get pregnant. In the small town I grew up in, the majority of teen pregnancies were among the Catholic girls I went to grade school with (before going to a secular high school).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 11:57 PM
1

i meant she needs her teeth fixed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 11:44 PM
2

she seriously needs a dentist
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 12:16 AM
7

it's never free but still better to rent the cow than buy it, at least in the current era
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 12:15 AM
9

"Am I ugly?l" is the Pope Catholic? does a bear shit in the woods? is water wet? yes, you are fuckin' ugly. fat and ugly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 12:14 AM
1

underrated comment
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/21 11:54 PM
1

post of the year!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/21 11:52 PM
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"mental health issues" is the new virtue-signalling "go to" for those who can't deal with the reality of their choices through life
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/21 11:49 PM
3

Wow. BMI of 44.9. how the fuck does anyone at 5'0 tall get to 230 lbs? hint: it isn't medical the medical problems likely started when she crossed the 110 lb mark, which is upper range for healthy weight for a woman that height. Even being generous, considering BMI is flawed (Schwarzenegger in his prime would have been consideered obese by BMI standards), she would have started to have problems at 130+ at what point does someone look in the mirror and say "WTF? I better get myself sorted out or …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/21 11:48 PM
10

wow. someone that ugly (even with all that makeup) is in no position to be making demands I can only imagine what she looks like without her fake face.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:37 PM
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"saving myself for my future husband" if that is true, she is basically committing herself to a life of celibacy, because there is no way any dude is going to wife her up with 5 kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 02:51 PM
16

looking to be exploited for your resources then dumped and taken to court for support? swipe right.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/21 10:56 PM
2

female attorney = hard pass neurotic and psychotic terrible wife material my wife turns 50 this year and looks younger than this chick... long hours and high stress age women quickly
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/21 01:06 AM
8

Women with tattoos = hard pass fine for a roll in the hay, not wife material
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 11:44 AM
7

that first sentence alone makes this one a hard pass and that's before you get to the ultimate deal-breaker: "has kids" neeeext!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/21 10:33 PM
8

post of the month. my wife and I both burst out laughing. so true.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 10:08 PM
3

"fun, sexy, curvy" this woman has had more cock than a poultry farm
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 10:07 PM
1

I told my nephews, 16, 14, and 12, "don't stick your dick in crazy". I am going to show them this profile as an example.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 10:03 PM
9

...and lost...big time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 10:01 PM
3

I am not quite sure what I just read, but I am sure that if I were single, I would be swiping left faster than a pink-haired, self-described "feminist" gets triggered by the most innocuous things that were once regarded (and still are, among the wise) as "common sense". The herd needs to be culled...any culture where this type of shit is acceptable is already circling the drain.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 10:00 PM
3

very well said, I have often thought the same thing. we are all constantly manipulated...the key is to recognize it and lets others know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 11:06 AM
3

smart answer, proving again that with age comes wisdom nobody needs the hassle...or, more concisely, the juice isn't worth the squeeze
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 05:20 PM
30

"find someone on the same frequency" sorry, my antenna isn't tuned to "nuts"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 10:13 AM
2

before i scrolled down to see the text, she was already disqualified blue hair = mental case = swipe left
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/21 10:50 PM
21

"stop acting like children and man up" no real man is going to settle for leftovers when it comes to building a life. this woman and her spawn are someone else's leftovers
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/21 10:48 PM
18

bingo...it is the most common form of OLD "virtue-signalling"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/21 11:16 PM
10

she is fishing for compliments, expecting messages like "you are way hotter than a 5" from people so inclined to think that approach might work.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 11:11 PM
10

simple answer... in the current era, there is no real upside for a man to commit to a woman, period. risk/reward ratio isn't in the man's favor
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/21 07:33 PM
3

beat me to it...I was about to type almost the same thing. kudos on the excellent OP and responses
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre30/04/21 11:42 PM
4

I hear ya...scotch is generally my least favorite whiskey, even though by far they are the most expensive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/21 11:11 PM
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I like various types of whiskies...rye, bourbon, scotch, Irish etc... but when it comes to spirits, nothing beats a quality rum for pure enjoyment funny this came up, because I just finished sipping a glass of El Dorado 15, neat deeeelicious EDIT: Actually, a great cognac is in a league of its own.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/21 10:32 PM
3

In Canada you can.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/21 12:46 AM
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29 going on 45 "philanthropist" - sends $10 a month to some scam African children's charity, and claims the tax deduction
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 10:59 PM
3

I have about 1.6 billion reasons to think it is going to be a LOT different.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 08:31 AM
8

yep..."skinny fat" 3-5 years or less
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 01:30 AM
9

stunning indeed...i am stunned anyone can let themselves get so fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 08:19 PM
8

tattoos on women are the modern scarlett letter, without the shame take heed, brothers...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 12:18 PM
0

she "dreams of what she needs" a gym membership would be a good start
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 12:24 PM
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the kind of men she says she is looking for aren't wasting their time on TikTok the irony, bitching about men not taking life seriously, but she's making videos on social media
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 12:08 PM
1

...not for her it, there isn't
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 01:11 AM
3

court jester, yea fool? nay your comments are consistently excellent
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 01:07 AM
1

her face betrays a lifetime of frowning and being miserable...check out the frown lines on either side of her mouth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 12:59 AM
3

"trigger"ed 😊
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 12:55 AM
3

she looks mildly retarded
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 12:54 AM
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the decline of Western civilization is real, accelerating and unrelenting I feel so fortunate to be middle-aged now, because I couldn't imagine how fucking shitty it would be to be a young guy today and have to grow up in the cultural cesspool we now find ourselves in...at least I can remember the "good ole days" (and managed to land a great woman before the current woke/radfem movement turned most of them into repulsive, entitled parasites).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 10:11 PM
6

haha...fuckin' brilliant!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 10:03 PM
3

no, it means she is taking half of yours when she divorce-rapes you
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 11:23 PM
2

yep... she will take the equity in your house, your boat, your cottage, etc...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 11:22 PM
3

Have a FUPA? no thank you Have a gunt? no thank you Belly bigger than your tits (and you aren't my wife, pregnant with my child)? no thank you
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 11:09 PM
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Not a stupid question at all, actually. If I was single, feeling super-horny, and a date with "Palmala" wasn't enough, I'd have no qualms about hiring a high-priced "professional" (with test results and using protection, of course.) Beats spending the same amount of/more money (and more importantly, hours of time) on dates...may as well get it from a perfect 10 (or 9/10), on-demand, with no baggage or expectations afterward. Ironically, with feminists vocally supporting "sex work" (aka whoring) …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 10:54 PM
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You are correct - I could. But I wouldn't - *especially* these days. I'm (very) fortunate to be financially independent at 46 due to a combination of business success, a bit of luck, hard work, frugality (a trait shared with my wife - and one I highly recommend other men look for if they're thinking about getting married), making some good investment decisions, and the fact we didn't have children (which cost a bundle!) I'm also in good shape, tall (6'0), have all my hair, and reasonably attract…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 04:47 PM
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Pathetic. These apps may as well have auto-profile generators where women can pick which cliches make up their profile from a list, because they all sound the same: My kids are my world/come first I have a beautiful daughter/son who is the love of my life if you can't handle that, swipe left I am looking for a real man I am tired of games I've had my fun and am now looking to settle down Impress me I know what I deserve I won't settle for less Guys, if you are under 6'0, swipe left I love to lau…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 10:56 AM
3

your sense of humour is grounds for laughter
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 12:08 AM
3

uggh-ly!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/21 12:07 AM
7

yep...he called it a long time ago, and now we all live it 😒
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/21 10:11 PM
5

uhhmmm... she needs to realize that she is not the prize
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/21 11:25 PM
5

"whom i adore" i fucking hope so, you sow...it is your kid who you CHOSE to bring into this fucked-up world you better fucking adore him...now take responsibility and raise him so he doesn't fuck up like you did.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/21 12:15 AM
8

"single mom of" x doesn't matter the number...pass hard pass
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/21 12:14 AM
3

been there a while, I'm afraid...and it is just getting worse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/21 07:15 PM
1

yep...they don't make pop music (or women) like they used to!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/21 10:47 PM
15

ugh, just ruined my day... I can't stand the sight of virtue-signalling hypocrites manufactured into celebrities by the media, like Greta "How Dare You" Thunberg. the fact anyone outside of her town knows her name blows my mind
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/21 10:00 PM
74

"I'm a different breed" Jersey, or Holstein...a cow is a cow.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/21 09:55 PM
105

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women like this absolutely wild? Money.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/21 12:16 AM
47

37? she looks like a heavily-filtered 55
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/21 11:15 PM
3

what a dummy..."they don't make as much money as I do" ...maybe they make more, but unlike her, don't spend it foolishly or make it obvious. she sounds like the kind of woman who would be a real drain on the household finances
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/21 11:11 PM
6

i recall the band Anthrax using that in the late 80s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 01:19 AM
1

that's a good variation of a classic George Carlin quote: Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 01:03 AM
2

great minds etc etc 😁
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 12:57 AM
3

wow. dumb. "none of you deserve a woman like me if you are on Tinder" from a woman on Tinder, looking for a man you can't make that shit up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 12:42 AM
7

brings to mind an old joke: What is small, green, and smells like a mix of pork and fish? Kermit's finger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 12:13 AM
8

response of the day!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 12:10 AM
12

If it makes no sense, the Queens desperate and bitter spincels at the Female Delusion Symposium will embrace it whole-heartedly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 12:08 AM
20

Mine either...when I showed her this post, her comment was "what kind of loser would do this and brag about it?" followed by "her hands seem pretty fat, don't they?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 11:55 PM
20

What a sweet, wholesome lass. Exactly the fresh-faced, lovely, classy kind of girl any man would be proud to introduce to friends and family. NOT!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 11:49 PM
19

"i tell it as it is..." says the woman wearing a completely fake face thanks to heavy makeup the irony...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 09:57 AM
4

matter of taste...her face is kind of ugly in my opinion
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 02:04 AM
41

you could slowly walk the other way...no chance she can keep up
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 12:17 AM
16

either that, or she has spent an inordinate amount of time sucking dicks
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 12:15 AM
40

"let's keep it classy" on Tinder the irony
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 12:11 AM
21

...but you CAN put lipstick (and fake red hair dye) on a pig!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 12:37 AM
46

Asposematism warning! In this case, literally a "red" flag! That aside (as wild dyejobs scream "daddy issues" and/or mental illness), her profile is cringeworthy. She should eat some meat...she looks anemic and sickly...and much older than 34. EDIT: when I typed the above. I didn't know what "DDlg" was. Now that I do, I see the hair dye = daddy issues equation is proven true, yet again. Crazy...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 12:02 AM
14

yep, add about 50 lbs to 101 and that chin starts to make sense
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/21 11:35 PM
3

In Canada, the current ultra-woke ruling party is the Liberal Party of Canada. to your point, they are not liberals in the sense of classical liberals like Adam Smith etc... true liberals generally believe in free markets, freedom of speech, etc... a far cry from the current bunch of lunatics
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/21 10:38 AM
9

yep... a it's a rag for the lowest-common denominator sheeple, and a propaganda machine for the current Liberal government
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/21 06:13 PM
58

big tech is enforcing the agenda... and brainwashing everyone bit by bit. censorship of dissenting opinions is one way to manufacture consensus
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/21 04:45 PM
53

"lot of fun" = free meals from the betas, hard cocks from the alphas sometimes in the same evening
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/21 03:54 PM
100

What a garbage article, not surprising coming from The Toronto Star (known jokingly among rational Canadians as "The Red Star" due to their fascination with collectivist and ultra-woke politics). This line is particularly egregious: "...some traditional gender stereotypes such as men seeking younger women, still remain. " It's called biology. It isn't a stereotype. Men are, and always will be, attracted to younger women. This is why women have done themselves a huge disservice by thinking "they …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/21 03:47 PM
1

What a garbage article, not surprising coming from The Toronto Star (known jokingly among rational Canadians as "The Red Star" due to their fascination with collectivist and ultra-woke politics). This line is particularly egregious: "...some ** traditional gender stereotypes **such as men seeking younger women, still remain. " It's called biology. It isn't a stereotype. Men are, and always will be, attracted to younger women. This is why women have done themselves a huge disservice by thinking "…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/21 02:12 PM
4

point taken - hope edit is appropriate (and apologies!)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/21 11:19 PM
36

those kids...and our society...EDIT: have no chance.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/21 10:53 PM
22

sorry, my cock is allergic to STIs...that tattoo screams "gangbanged"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/21 08:20 PM
28

uhh... wow. it's rare I can't see one of these profiles and think "dating material, no...but some dude will play her for a one-off bj" this is one of those times I can't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/21 08:12 PM
4

it's true...they are like a used car salesperson trying to pass off an 80's winter beater as "mint condition, flawless"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/21 08:08 PM
43

"...will defend my honor" uhh... that attribute, if it ever existed in the first place, left the barn a looooooong time ago
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 11:32 PM
9

hahahaha what more can I say? I thought 8 had seen everything, but this profile takes "OMG" to a whole other plane of silliness. wow let me say that again, backwards: wow humanity is doomed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 09:52 PM
18

a bull nose ring for a cow how fitting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 07:25 PM
20

"I'm done with the games." Bit late for that, sweetheart. This is the equivalent of someone who has a binge eating disorder consciously chooses to overindulge in food and booze ballooning up to 500 lbs and then declaring "I'm not fat." Her entire life will be nothing but games, funded by taxpayers as it is unlikely she (or her bastards) will contribute more than they take.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 07:24 PM
23

totally...in this era, no self-respecting man (red-pilled or not) is going to put up with the nonsense they dispense to the desperate and gullible at the Female Delusion Symposium.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 05:45 PM
36

The Female Delusion Symposium is filled with bitter and jaded women who missed their chance to find happiness. I am glad the Symposium exists. Not only is it a constant source of entertainment, but there is something fascinating about watching a bunch of people who have no chance of finding what they want dispensing (bad) advice to others, who, if they follow said advice, also have no chance. Of course, anyone who engages the Symposium for advice is already hopeless...if they weren't, they would…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 05:43 PM
6

total bailout hunter...not only can you pay for her bastard children, but you can also make her car payments (it is unlikely she actually owns her car). red flag extravaganza!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 02:09 PM
4

no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig...it is still a pig!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 01:11 PM
103

yep... I know I married well because 23 years later, my wife (still) rarely wears makeup, and when I wake up next to her every morning and see her face, I get a boner. Find a girl who looks good without makeup, and who doesn't completely obsess about her appearance, and you have a shot at being happy long-term. (Obviously, there are many other factors to consider.) Vain women will spend a lot of (your) money on makeup, perfumes, clothes and trinkets, all for appearances, and then eventually try …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 11:15 AM
38

Another nugget of bad advice from the lunatics at the Female Delusion Symposium. If a woman feels she needs to spend that much time and effort on make-up, fragrances and other bullshit just to feel good about herself, she needs to see a psychologist, hit a gym, and possibly consider plastic surgery.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 11:10 AM
3

"spoiled" is the appropriate word for this old piece of meat well past its best before date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 12:01 AM
14

Anyone who visits the Female Delusion Symposium looking for advice has already lost the game of life. On the bright side, entitled THOTs who follow their delusional advice are guaranteed to drive up the price of the shares I own in wineries and cat food companies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/21 06:44 AM
12

I hope her businesses don't involve tutoring children in spelling or grammar. The tats scream "whore".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/21 12:07 AM
7

which is pretty funny, considering how many of us "incels" are happily married. my wife reads this sub with me. those who can't handle the truth and are unable to make a legitimate counter-argument with logic have to resort to ad-hominem attacks, in a misguided effort to soothe their damaged psyches.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/21 10:02 AM
113

Female Delusion Symposium
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/21 09:53 PM
1

You couldn't buy a bag of flour large enough to roll her in so that you could look for the wet spot, (Not that you would want to...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/21 02:14 AM
28

male cops fall into one of two groups: bullied in high school bullies in high school female cops all fall into this group: fuckin' psychos Men, run... don't walk.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/21 01:15 AM
1

I am going to start a business specializing in red wine and cats. The market opportunity is huge, and growing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/21 01:13 AM
39

or she can grow up, take accountability for her health, and hit the gym.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/21 12:00 PM
1

nice ST:TNG reference!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/21 11:50 AM
14

sad, but true...we live in Idiocracy that said, I would be surprised if she would bother to vote... too dumb to value what men died for.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/21 11:48 AM
3

good luck, sister. old with children pass. that's before all the other red flags
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/21 11:44 AM
29

ha, I have had that happen too. if I may offer a suggestion..don't compare your life experiences when it comes to women to others...it is a path to misery. you aren't inferior or left out because you didn't stick your dick in a hole while out dancing...especially if they were the type of person to give it away easily. focus on yourself, develop your mind, body and confidence...make bank...and you can either find the "right" partner (hard, but not impossible) if thst is what you want (eg: raise a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/21 11:36 AM
104

Funny story...back in University (this is 25+ yrs ago), one night me and the lads were out on the town, and the pickings were a bit slim ( pun intended ). It was getting late, we were hammered, and we approached a group of fairly large girls just for kicks, joking amongst ourselves about "jumping on the grenade", going "hogging", etc. The one I was chatting up was big. Really big. Probably pretty if she lost 60-80 lbs big. One thing leads to another...we all go back to their residence, and we al…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/21 11:10 AM
54

BUT.... they do tend to be more enthusiastic about giving blowjobs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/21 10:38 AM
100

My IQ dropped 40 points as I was reading deciphering that travesty of a profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 09:46 PM
88

thanks, I just spit my beer all over the keyboard from laughing. well done.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 05:56 PM
4

nah... there are many women who exhibit all of those traits, but many who don't the latter are harder to find, especially if you are a young man today. I got lucky, found a good one early...I am 46, we have been married 23 years. she reads the sub with me and we both discuss and agree on what a cesspool modern life has become. we fear for our nephews...they are being raised in a world where 1+1=3, and men are shamed and discouraged for being men, while women are celebrated for being whores. I th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 01:11 PM
10

A guy jogging on the beach sees a girls with no arms or legs. Her torso is just propped up on some sand. As he draws nearer he sees that she's crying. He doesn't want to intrude, but he figures she might need some help. "Excuse me, miss. Why are you crying?" he asks. She responds "I'm just so sad! I've never been kissed before and I don't guess I ever will!" The guy feels uncomfortable but decides "what the hell" and kisses her full on the mouth, big sloppy kiss. "Thank you, I feel so much bette…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 12:06 AM
7

same here, i just improvised to cover my error of omission :)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 11:57 PM
3

fat slob selling her grotesque form on OF no wonder she needs someone to "treat her right"... she would have to pay ME to look at her nudes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 11:11 PM
8

that's fugly .... fat and fuckin ugly!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 11:10 PM
34

i can tell from the profile she is insecure emotionally damaged delusional entitled selfish fugly probably mentally ill broke hopeless desperate what a catch!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 10:56 PM
2

I'll put this through the "No BS Translator": Hey! I'm 29, single, with three kids who have little to no chance of amounting to anything in life. I love thugs and cheesy cars. Looking for a sucker to take care of me, unlike the hundreds of other guys who have pumped and dumped me over the years. Unlike most of those guys, please don't use meth and make sure you can afford to pay my bills and raise my kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 07:18 PM
21

true, but I don't think the words "man", "lick" and "hard" belong in the same sentence when discussing this disaster of a profile. just the thought of such an entitled trainwreck lowers my testosterone levels.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 08:42 AM
3

I hear ya...my wife is 5'2, I am 6'1. kissing while standing up gets uncomfortable for boh of us quickly but I do like being able to walk with her completely under my arm.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 12:44 AM
33

anyone who asks/hints they need to be treated like a Queen (or even uses the word unironically to describe themselves) is a narcisstic LOSER avoid at all costs
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/21 01:58 AM
5

you are either trolling, or ridiculously stupid
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/21 01:06 AM
1

"awesome" should be reserved for truly awe-inspiring things....a virtuosic performance of a difficult piece of music, the shattering of a once-thought-to-be-unbeatable world record, the eruption of a volcano, the succesful initial implementation of a game-changing medical procedure, etc. "awesome career" "awesome mom of 2" if she was both of the above she wouldn't be using online dating. on the bright side, at least she makes it obvious (unwittingly) that she is both delusional and a narcissist,…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/21 12:52 AM
4

maybe they are, maybe they would, but I am not interested. it is about risk/reward and valuing my time. If I have a choice between a shiny new Ferrari vs. one that has intermittent mechanical issues, and I can have either for the same price, why would I waste my money (and time) dealing with the latter?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/21 12:44 AM
3

why would I, when I have the option to date someone without it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 10:13 PM
12

Good point, but being with someone who develops problems after you have built a relationship with them is a lot different than finding out they have an issue before you are seriously invested. I have been married 23 years and take my marriage seriously. If my wife developed any health problems (physical or mental), I am there for her. If I had just met her or gone on a couple of dates and found out she was on lithium or anti-depressants, I would be heading for the exit. Risk/reward ratio is not …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 07:18 AM
3

a 3 who thinks she is a 10...and a bartender, to boot...constantly getting hit on by drunk patrons at the end of the night. How does one turn a dog into a fox? Drink six beers. this one is a walking red flag, and that is obvious without even reading her profile...in my experience, fake blondes have unusually high narcissitic tendencies
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 07:14 AM
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It doesn't, but by your own admission, you are exceptional. I know it can be managed (my sister is bipolar) but if I was single and assessing potential mates for a long-term relationship, someone with a known mental health issue would be instantly disqualified. I know that isn't politicallly correct, especially wih the "mental health awareness" crowd, but with 7 billion people on the planet, there is no need to compromise. Men are taking a huge chance when they get married to begin with, so why …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 06:58 AM
2

haha...thanks for having a sense of humor about it and not reacting badly!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 06:43 AM
153

if i met someone and found out they were bipolar, there wouldn't be a second date...but she "hung in" for 11 months (which is her way of virtue-signalling to readers thst she is a "good" person). she is an idiot...one bad decision begets another, and 10 years post-divorce, she is doomed to a life of pump-and-dumps, cats and boxed wine (when she isn't on reddit getting advice from her fellow losers at the gsme of life).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 12:09 AM
3

as cringeworth as "foodie" who the fuck doesn't enjoy a good meal?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 11:48 PM
3

especially if you use "an" instead of "a" 😀 kidding aside, that line really struck me too. may as well wear a sign that says "look ma! no brains!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 11:45 PM
4

you forgot to add "misery"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 11:44 PM
5

Books < Movie where do I sign up? I have always wanted to date a moron.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 11:43 PM
20

distinguished professor of sociology and gender studies lol...aka a bullshit artist similar to winning a gold medal at the special olympics...I would rather not be handicapped
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 12:10 AM
4

so you're saying there's a chance? 😀😀😀
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 11:24 PM
5

why is she in such a hurry?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/21 11:57 AM
8

interesting perspective...as someone who often bemoans the state of the nuclear family in modern culture, I think you are on to something.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/21 11:56 AM
3

Nailed it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/21 10:43 PM
1

bingo! well put.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/21 01:02 AM
12

I am 46...similar age as most of these women. Financially independent. Fortunate to be happily married to a woman who grew with me over the last 23 years. I am fit, tall (6'1)...not a model, but never had any issue with the ladies prior to getting married, and often have women flirting with me or clearly indicating sexual interest when I am at social events. Confidence, a razor sharp wit, a deep voice, full head of hair and a wicked smile go a long way. If, all of a sudden, I was instantly singl…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/21 12:23 AM
5

only in the bizarro world of the modern female mind would one use their personal ad space to say nothing about themselves, but instead illustrate nicely why no self-respecting man should ever swipe right. the whole point of an ad is to entice, so that the target audience can see "what is in it for me?" this ad, like so many others we see here, fails miserably then in a few years she will be the subject of an article where she muses that it is hard for "educated" women to "find a good man". no se…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/21 12:05 PM
3

more like "Lard Kraft"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/21 06:37 AM
5

she's not even close to a British 10 :)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 06:24 PM
17

There's a phrase I once heard called "British hot". I'm sure most of you can guess what it means... generally, a 10 in Britain would be a 6-7 somewhere else
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 06:21 PM
2

"Hey! Pick me! But you will always come last, because my bastard comes first." Fuck, most of these single moms are stupid - it's like they don't realize that the whole point of an ad is to entice someone, not repel them. Morons.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 06:19 PM
8

at least a cow is useful
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 01:40 PM
18

"just looking for a husband" should have thought about that prior to popping out two bastards the husband train left the station a long time ago...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 11:29 AM
63

holy shit...the entitlement on display here dwarfs anything I have seen to date. run the fuck away
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 09:00 PM
3

Thanks for the mammaries. I wish her the breast of luck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 10:43 AM
13

I am not so sure of that! 😀
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 10:40 AM
8

underrated comment
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 12:36 PM
1

daddy's flown across the ocean leaving just a memory a snapshot in the family album daddy, what else did you leave behind for me?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 01:45 AM
6

lol...that was a fun read you can't expect to fight mother nature and win
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 01:16 AM
1

she looks mildly retarded calls herself "beautiful" and has obviously never looked in a mirror filtered photos dumb as a stump...this one will be pumped and dumped many times before she ever realizes she never had a chance, she lost it when she had her kid out of wedlock
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 01:08 AM
7

uhh.... wtf? I almost feel like I need to stop reading these posts...my faith in humanity has gone from "low" to "non-existent" thanks to the realization that our civilization is FUCKED. birth control pill + feminism + OLD = bizarro world
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 12:58 AM
10

odds are this walkimg train-wreck didn't grow up with a daddy either, just like her two bastards... this doesn't end well...our society is circling the toilet bowl
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/21 02:48 PM
1

imagine if a used car dealer had to sell a rusted wreck that had been in multiple accidents , and opted to surround the picture of the car's current state with pics of it through various stages of decline since it was new. this is exactly that... although even new, she was a Kia, not a Porsche.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/21 11:33 AM
7

Arr, mateys! Whale astern! Thar she blows!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/21 11:23 AM
0

not necessarily, but in this case I detect pretension. I would strongly prefer a woman who deeply appreciates baroque and classical music over someone who thinks modern pop is worth rotting one's brain cells over, but something about this screams "fake it til you make it".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/21 12:54 AM
10

you need a license to drive a car you need a license to own a firearm (at least where I live) you need a license to operate a boat you need a license to run a business how the fuck do people not need a license to have a child...much less multiple kids with different fathers? our society is broken, our decadence has destroyed us
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/21 12:15 AM
3

This is not what Van Halen had in mind when they wrote "Hot for Teacher".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/21 01:20 PM
3

Jay Leno called...he wants his chin back.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/21 10:53 AM
2

I immediately looked for a tattoo and wasn't disappointed. In economics, we call this a "leading indicator". In dating circles: red flag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/21 01:23 AM
3

the only way this could be better is if the cats were harnessed and pulling a large pallet of boxed red wine
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 02:02 PM
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"prefer people to pets" and then disses dogs there is a reason dogs are "man's best friend" all the other red flags aside, this one sticks out. only insufferable cunts don't like dogs. her comment also implies she is a "party girl". she will drain your wallet hosting lavish parties or expects you to take her to lavish social functions where she can see and be seen. avoid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 02:00 PM
1

that's fair.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 01:55 PM
14

I generally agree. I used to think the opposite, but what I have observed over many years: these friendships are never purely platonic...I am either thinking or have thought (on some level) about what it would be like to have sex with them, or they are thinking the same about me. a bit of booze brings out the truth...more than once I have had female friends (who know my wife) have a few drinks and then tell me things in hushed tones like "you should have picked me" or "if you ever split, call me…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 01:54 PM
6

exactly this. why look back when the future beckons?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 12:40 PM
8

ignore her... if she reaches out, she is hoping to use you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 12:37 PM
18

agreed. young men, take heed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 12:36 PM
22

She reached out to me because she heard I had done well and thought she could "get" me (even though she knew I was married.) I heard from other people (prior to her contacting me) that she had been married, cheated on her hubby, got divorced, and then tried to hook up with some other married guys. When I say "i feel a bit sad", it is only for the nostalgia of that sweet, beautiful, smart girl who I used to talk to on the phone with (as friends...we were innocent kids) all the time, dream about, …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 12:34 PM
119

anyone with "mental health awareness" listed as a hobby is a fucking psycho run the other way (not that you would make it that far, that photo would make me smash my phone)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 12:42 AM
335

been there myself, many, many years ago. she approached me after 15 years of no contact, after I was married...got my email through a mutual acquaintance...basically said "I made a mistake, we should have been together, I would like to meet you to catch up, why don't you come to my place one weekend, etc etc..." my reply: "nice to hear from you, but you had your chance a long time ago. I would have done anything for you, but I wasn't good enough for you back then, and I wouldn't look twice at yo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/21 11:58 PM
46

and a box of wine, or three...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/21 12:11 AM
9

I have yet to meet a female cop (and I know a number of them of different ages from different cities) that didn't have serious psychological issues. Cops have to deal with a lot of shit, which they inevitably bring home with them. That alone would be a red flag to a lot of men, even if she was young and hot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 11:42 PM
17

take your time, honey... but good luck dealing with miscarriages, autism, down's syndrome or any of the other problems that are statistically more likely to plague you or your offspring when you have a child 10-18 years past the time mother nature intended. she is already too late...another victim of the feminist lie, "you can have it all" life is about choices and trade-offs, and she has painted herself into a corner
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 09:42 AM
18

fat and dumb. (you're!?! destress? obesity is healthy?) wow. I'd say "hard pass" but let's be honest...nobody is getting hard around this land whale.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 09:35 AM
2

reading that makes me doubt my ability to comprehend EngrishEnglish.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 09:32 AM
6

"tell me why I should go out with you" ...because I ran out of lumber on the construction site and need something that can substitute as a 2x4? tall...slim....flat...sorta ugly objectively, this girl is a 4, but thinks she is a 10. and 33 years old? to continue my lumber analogy...that's like me going to home depot and deliberately picking a rotting 2x4 from the seconds pile when there is a pile of fresh milled readily available a few steps over the question she should be asking herself is "why …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 09:29 AM
35

anyone who lists Netflix as a hobby is brain dead (not that the cringeworthy tattoos, or being a single mom of 4 kids by age 32 wasn't enough of a hint)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 01:18 AM
1

well said!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 01:16 AM
10

my wife and I say this to each other at least once a week. it was a great comedy, but now I view it as a real-life tragedy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 12:55 AM
29

there are plenty of losers who get laid being able to get laid doesn't make one a winner...a good-looking moron who has no character, no responsibility, a bad job (or no job - or is a criminal) can still get laid and sire a kid with a woman of similar character, creating another future welfare case
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 02:15 PM
8

but she still plays games...posts nsfw pics on reddit she is a 4 at best, 29 years old... she can enjoy the cats and boxed wine
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 12:10 PM
14

perfectly said... that is EXACTLY it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 11:14 AM
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poor kid has no chance... this is why losers shouldn't breed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 11:08 AM
16

From the archives of The People's Front of Judea, under "OLD advice for men looking for more than just a quick pump-and-dump": spelling errors? hard pass poor grammar? hard pass references astrological sign? hard pass kids? hard pass ugly? hard pass fat? hard pass says she knows what she is worth? hard pass over 26? hard pass. (if you are a woman, over 26 and single, that is a red flag.) this one checks most of the boxes. hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 12:17 AM
3

This OLD ad is a shining example of why people with IQs less than 80 should be banned from breeding. Shameful and sad...her kids have no chance.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/21 01:45 PM
1

rule #1: NEVER stick your dick in crazy rule #2: don't break rule #1
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 09:36 PM
84

"i match energies" aka: I am bat shit crazy and like salt lamps, essential oils, astrology and a lot of other things that rational people know to avoid hard pass
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 09:33 PM
95

"I could use a trainer" no surprise here with what I am about to say (she is a "BBW" obese slob, after all) but think about this: she knows she is fat she hints she may want to lose it so why does she need a trainer? she doesn't. we live in an era where the "how to...?" has never been easier....she needs the desire to get off her ass and do something about it which brings me back to the second bullet above... she doesn't really want to lose it... she just wants a fit guy to have some fun with if…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 09:31 PM
10

😀"yogurt cannon" 😀
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 07:18 PM
9

let me streamline this one... "I am an entitled, insufferable c**t. Anyone interested?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 07:17 PM
5

"athlete" getting a participation ribbon in grade school for trying out for a track meet doesn't mean you are an athlete
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 07:16 PM
18

she looks mildly retarded. what is with the stupid faces?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 07:13 PM
4

this ad is like going to a used car lot and seeing this: FOR SALE: 1994 Chevy Cavalier Leaky radiator Faulty transmission Engine seized. Rusted body Upholstery damaged Mould issues Rotten tires Yours for the low, low price of $100,000!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 10:33 AM
2

you can't possibly be that ugly (although two of you could probably fit in her genes jeans.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 09:53 AM
2

face of a sarlac, body of a hutt
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 09:52 AM
3

Brilliant because it is indisputable.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 01:10 AM
10

"always up for new friends too" remember guys...women are human beings...men are human doings the "friends" she wants are the type who will come over to fix a leaky faucet, hang a shelf, cut the grass, fix a dent in the car, put in a light fixture, clear the eavestrough, etc. i have known many women like this...flirty, suggestive, many male orbiters she isn't fucking, but who think there might be a chance, so they are always available to "help out" don't ever fall for that shit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 12:38 AM
1

not bad for her age, but if I was single (I am 46 and married) and was interested in dating, I wouldn't give her a second look. too old.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/21 11:50 AM
5

if Jesus Chad touches a vagina, does it heal up and seal itself?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/21 12:47 AM
1

fuck you and your ad spam mods: please kill this post, the OP is spamming multiple subreddits
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/21 12:53 AM
6

virtue signalling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 11:19 AM
30

"I'm a MOM!" no, you are not...you are a BREEDER there is a big difference Mothers strive to have children in loving relationships with a responsible man, and do everything they can to preserve the sanctity of their family unit because they know it is the best chance for their children to grow up to become successful and productive members of society, and the best chance for her to have a happy life. Breeders are morons who spread their legs for any guy who gives them "tha tinglez", are too dumb…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 11:09 AM
15

bingo
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 10:54 AM
17

two things: 1) they have mental issues themselves (or think they do, after all, it is trendy to be a victim these days, and it is easy to tell someone you are depressed instead of admitting you are a lazy piece of shit who prefers to stay in bed watching netflix all day and collecting pogey instead of being a productive member of society) 2) they are virtue-signalliing, like most narcissistic shitheads are prone to do on any form of social media
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 10:54 AM
25

At 42 she isn't in the position to make any demands and expect any degree of success fulfilling her wish list. The kind of man she wants will be looking for childless women under 30 years of age.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/21 03:18 PM
11

"sex worker" more feminist newspeak... in simpler times, referred to as a "whore", "prostitute", "harlot", etc. Orwell is rolling in his grave...when you can't call a spade a spade, you know your society is in rapid decline.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/21 02:47 PM
5

there is a reason it says "man" and not "person" 😀😉
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/21 01:33 AM
14

wow...those were interesting reads. a cautionary tale if there ever was one, but it is too late, our culture is irrepairrably damaged... the pendulum isn't swinging the other way any time soon. act accordingly, brothers... if you don't watch out for yourself, you WILL get taken advantage of. a smart man learns from his mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others... be wise...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/21 01:24 AM
77

perhaps she is schizophrenic. roses are red violets are blue i am schizophrenic and so am i
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/21 12:17 AM
47

This. Social media is destroying society - it's a cesspool of malignant narcissism.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/21 04:35 PM
9

depends on the steroids...I guarantee she has no issue with a guy who is taking Tren and ripped to shreds...but she probably doesn't want someone who has been doing massive quantities of test and GH, building muscles on muscles, and is then ripped. most GQ-type models use Tren to get really lean, even if they don't have huge muscles
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/21 02:53 PM
9

I'm not sure racism is the driver here. People have their preferences. I wouldn't be offended if someone said "I swipe left on white people" if they didn't find caucasians attractive. To each their own - at least she's not wasting anyone's time (except her own, of course, because what she is looking for is rare and certainly not looking for a wife on Tinder).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/21 02:51 PM
10

There's no way that any of the women in that photo are 34. That's a "post-wall" triple-play if I've ever seen one. The one in the middle may have been hot 20 years ago (when she was 20). 6'4 and Ivy League. OK honey - good luck with that. This is about as stupid as someone who spends all their money and lives cheque-to-cheque (or check, for my American friends) but buys a lottery ticket every week because they "know" they are going to win and that's their retirement plan. The self-delusion in th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/21 02:48 PM
3

Talk about champagne tastes on a beer budget. Judging from the poorly concealed gut, lots of beer. (which is what one would need to drink an awful lot of to even consider hooking up with this painted, entitled and delusional Jezebel. If she looks like that with all that makeup, imagine what she looks like the next morning as you are trying to bite off your right arm to escape without waking her up).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/21 12:19 PM
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ignoring the fact she is bulging out of those pants and is dumb enough to put "foodie" as a hobby, she lost me at the first line, "sarcasm incarnate". that is code for "insufferable b***h". second line would be my second out...I have yet to meet anyone who is really into hip-hop that doesn't have the mentality of a retarded teenager. by the time you get to the herpes, it is the shitty icing on the proverbial cake...except this cake has nothing to offer under the icing except misery.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 11:00 AM
5

that list of hobbies screams "lowest common denominator". a real basic b**** who obviously doesn't know what all those sexual references mean.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 04:11 AM
1

woke and fat that is a hard pass. (well, soft actually...she can't anyone hard.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 11:44 PM
23

that has to be a dude
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 06:52 PM
3

this profile brings to mind a joke I heard a long time ago: What is small, green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger. this one is definitely a Miss Piggy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 06:51 PM
14

she is so fat that when she jumps into the ocean, IT floats 20 years old and has already pre-wasted her entire life. shameful, really.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 06:49 PM
3

religion and sex are power plays manipulate the people for the money they pay selling skin selling God the numbers look the same on the credit cards -Queensryche "Spreading the Disease"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 12:15 AM
14

ouch. missing chromosome alert!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 12:05 AM
3

Both excellent recommendations, essential reading.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 04:27 PM
13

George Orwell was a prophet. Read 1984 and Animal Farm if you haven't already. If you did read them, but long ago, read them again. We are living in a strange mix of 1984, Animal Farm, and the movie Idiocracy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 12:40 PM
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she forgot to add "entitled" to her bio. she is 26 with the body of a 45 year old, offering nothing but the opportunity to take care of her and her bastard. i don't foresee a line of quality men forming at her door...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 02:19 AM
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Canada is far worse...far more "woke" kooks here pushing radical feminist and marxist nonsense, especially in our big cities where a disproportionate number of Canadians live.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 12:40 AM
19

"love spontanaeity". obviously, she now has two pieces of human baggage thanks to her love of spontaneity. "want to see the world" somebody show her how to use Google Maps. that is about the closest she will get.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 12:35 AM
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She should have started to work on herself a year before she thought it was a wise idea to attract a man with a picture of her gunt...or even better, a year before she got preggo with somebody else's kid. but hey, she writes her own lyrics!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 12:32 AM
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what a catch, an obese woman with a photo that is so overexposed she makes Casper the Friendly Ghost look like a tanning aficionado. who the hell would pay to see her content on OnlyFans? (come to think of it, why would anyone pay for OF content when they can get better for free?)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/21 11:57 PM
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bookmarked, and thanks to you and the other mods for all that you do. Both my wife (!) and I find this the most entertaining (yet depressing) subreddit out there...we believe Western civilization is circling the toilet bowl, and this is a front row seat to one of the many causes for it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/21 11:54 PM
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I'll 'wash my hands" of this profile, as she doesn't understand the difference between "a few extra pounds" and "fat". At 5'1, a "few extra pounds" would put her around 120 lbs (116 is the high end of the "normal" BMI range). She's at least 130+, probably 135+ "wash your hands" - guess she's tired of getting yeast infections from being finger-banged on those dates she used to have before she decided she didn't want FWB arrangements.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/21 09:49 PM
3

"You are welcome to shoot your shot" I know it's a figure of speech, but it hints at entitlement, as if she is the prize. She isn't. If men and women are truly equal (as feminists love to pay lip service to, even though they clearly think they're superior) than this trope has to end. No woman is a prize, they're all easily available for the right price (whether it's marriage, expensive meals out, paid vacations or just a cash transaction).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/21 06:41 PM
24

I may be incorrect, but it looks like she photoshopped her ass to make the left side curve more pronounced. 28 my photoshopped ass!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/21 05:16 PM
6

blessed are the cheesemakers! (thanks for the laugh!)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/21 10:12 AM
48

this is the sad reality for women today... they have been indoctrinated to believe they will be happy if they act like men, because they are "strong, independent women" and don't need men. ironically, "mother nature" knows better, which is why, behind the virtue-signalling veneer of all these "strong, independent women", are the frightened creatures highlighted in the original post and most of the messages posted here. they bought a sack of magic beans and by the time they realize it, it's too l…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/21 09:44 AM
25

"I'm fat, not desperate." Wrong. She is both, but doesn't quite realize the latter...yet... but she will...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 11:48 PM
30

Mom o.... DISQUALIFIED! (Also disqualified for the unnecessary virtue signalling.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 10:20 PM
19

"looking for someone honest, smart, fun and adventurous" I don't think she really wants the above. An honest man will tell her straight up she needs to hit the gym hard. A smart man knows he can do a lot better than a dental assistant. A fun man likes to have fun with people he's attracted to - and I can't imagine most guys would find her attractive in her current state. Adventurous? Well, if trying to find the wet spot after rolling her in flour is an adventure, perhaps she may luck out there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 10:19 PM
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Sorry "mom of a prince", but princes traditionally came from the upper echelons of society, and weren't the bastard offspring of some random one-night stand. I'll keep it "real" as requested...Good luck raising your "royalty" by yourself, because no self-respecting man is interested in someone who looks like the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man and has the language skills of a Grade 2 dropout, to say nothing of raising someone's bastard. I also think she inverted the digits of her age...she has the bod…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 10:13 PM
2

I'm surprised it took that much, I think she would give it up for a box of KD if you gave her the tingles.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 07:38 PM
12

"elevating and building together, that is the goal" OK honey - explain to me how you are going to help the kind of man that you want elevate himself and carry you along for the ride. You can't. Anything positive that you may have to offer is something he can get elsewhere without the baggage of four bastards that aren't his own weighing him down - financially and emotionally with the "added bonus" of various baby daddies adding to complications. No self-respecting man would sign up for this tour…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 05:31 PM
17

What a dumbass. Should have waited for the father figure before she had her first child. Just what the world needs - another leech on society who is likely to raise two more leeches on society....and the cycle continues. ​ to say nothing of the multiple red flags... - colored hair - terrible english - multiple filters ​ total trainwreck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 05:23 PM
2

50 bucks says she is/soon will be banging the pastor or *and* a biker
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 04:21 PM
2

she is probably more dangerous than he is (and what does this have to do with WAATGM?)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 12:23 PM
13

ok..who the fuck who isn't mentally ill or sick doesn't like to eat? 😀
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 09:00 AM
21

well said. "foodie" is also the lowest bar possible for a hobby. who the fuck doesn't like to eat?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 08:26 AM
13

and Canada...muffin-tops galore. too many boozers and women who think a 600-calorie "coffee" drink is the only way to start their day
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 08:24 AM
18

classy...her face screams "drug user" line up guys, you can be number 6 in her life, after her cats and the ex she bangs daily (and you better love the smell of dirty pussies...at least the feline type, which is as close as you will get to the one her ex still uses on the regular)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 08:02 AM
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"foodie" aka: let me spend your money by forcing you to take me out for expensive dinners, because I sure as fuck am not cooking for you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 03:03 AM
2

what are the other four (just curious) mine, in no particular order: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly The Godfather A Clockwork Orange Alien
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 12:25 AM
3

anecdotal observation here, but I personally know nine police officers ALL of them were one of two things growing up: bullies bullied I respect law and order, but think that you have to have something wrong with you to want to be a cop.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 12:05 AM
1

wow, more red flags than a parade in Tiannamen Square. tattoos feminist "left AF" nurse I'd say she has "pump and dump" written on her forehead, but I advise against men sticking their dick in crazy, plus she has no sex appeal at all. Run the other way...before that masculine jawline screams "metoo!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/21 11:55 PM
2

LOL...me too! Greatest movie ever, and even more relevant today than it was in 1977.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/21 07:31 PM
5

"high value men" aren't generally interested in raising someone else's bastards, so no.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/21 11:36 AM
4

math and logic are tools of the patriarchy (in all seriousness, it blows my mind that the FDS harpies don't understand this...basic economics...supply vs. demand)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/21 11:35 AM
2

one look, I am out. not interested in pig faces
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/21 11:00 PM
5

fools and their money moral of the story: don't be a fool. take heed, my young brethren today...the juice is not worth the squeeze!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 11:41 PM
6

lol... beat me to it!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 06:29 PM
7

all those negative attributes, and the biggest red flag of all.... wildly colored unnatural hair run away!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 01:02 PM
42

sad thing about this is her (and her "baby daddy"'s) poor life choices are inevitably subsidized by those of us who aren't morons via taxes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 06:23 PM
3

most therapists are even more fucked up than their clientele
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 10:39 AM
47

these ads are hilarious...like calling a garbage man a "sanitation engineer" or a cashier a "Customer Relationship Associate" I am going to simplify the text of her ad into two words: fat whore
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 10:37 AM
3

since when could garishly-painted sex dolls create OLD profiles? the definition of a painted jezebel right there, folks
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 01:29 AM
18

the soft tube arms give it away
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 01:27 AM
2

look at her "hobbies" shopping brunch fashion parasite alert! she would be well-advised to add "fitness" to the list, but then she would have to give up wining and dining on some sucker's dime
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/21 12:59 PM
3

no sex talk? no problem! (Even if I weren't married, I wouldn't engage in sex talk with women possessing bovine or porcine characteristics. Life is too short to wake up and want to bite your arm off to get away before it wakes up.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/21 11:18 PM
8

"Kings"? Save that pfiffle for the self-deluded "Queens" who think they are a catch. I think most men want to be respected for their character and accomplishments and don't need to lower ourselves to the level of the aforementioned "Queens".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 11:34 PM
22

logic is a tool of the patriarchy!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 11:30 PM
8

underrated comment
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 06:54 AM
20

well, she COULD put you in a headlock*, and she is super-sarcastic, so with those two positive attributes 😳 of course she feels entitled. *(big meat-flap tricep-wing headlock)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 12:40 AM
25

i am referring to seeing this at least a week or more ago... was that you? or twice tonight?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 12:23 AM
380

this was posted before once you have been traumatized by the sight of those ham hocks, you never forget
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 12:21 AM
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put her in her place... top of the trash heap. that can also double as her pedestal. nice man-shaming...no self-respecting man would raise 4 bastards
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 12:17 AM
2

The baby daddies are included when I say "fucking irresponsible morons".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 03:50 PM
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"where are the men who love to give without being selfish" ...raising their families, responsibly ...doing random good deeds while out and about ....with their buddies this weekend helping one of them build a fence or a deck ...building their businesses, serving their customers, and employing others in the process I will tell you where they aren't.... chasing washed-up desperate old hags on OLD sites EDIT: corrected two typos
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 12:32 PM
61

face piercings? check wild dyed hair? check tattoos? check she is a walking billboard with neon lights flashing the words "mentally ill" recognize the signs...and stay far, far away. (and NEVER, ever stick your dick in crazy...especially one like this)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 07:54 AM
18

that is Western society in a nutshell... the minority of responsible people who make good choices end up subsidizing (through their taxes) all of the fucking irresponsible morons who make (and continue to make) poor choices.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 12:23 AM
7

lol yep ironic she is looking for a "real" connection with a fake (heavily filtered) photo
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 12:56 AM
9

we should start a sub like that...oh wait, it would be a duplicate of this one!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 12:28 AM
18

24 going on 40 snapchat filtered photo so glad I got married 24 yrs ago. i would hate to be a young single guy now... so many whores
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 12:26 AM
20

what a whore
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 12:24 AM
5

she is confusing "complicated" with "primal" there is nothing complicated about acting on animal instinct quite the opposite really...impulse control is a hallmark of an intelligent being...acting on the feels (bad boy tingles, impuslive spending, shopping sprees) just means one is a slave to their lizard brain
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/21 01:13 PM
14

interesting point...men already pay for sex (at least at first) through a process known as marriage...then keep paying without getting it when they get bent over the barrel through a nasty divorce
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/21 12:31 AM
4

now I understand why tigers eat their young. what a pig!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 05:39 PM
41

no surprise to me, there has been a concerted effort for decades in the media and hollywood to push the needle to further depths in terms of normalizing depravity
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 05:35 PM
5

what I love about women like this is that the tattoos and piercings are like a bright neon sign saying "WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 01:03 AM
12

the unholy trinity: dumb, ugly, single mom
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 01:00 AM
26

brings to mind the brother-in-law of a friend - this dude was living with a chick, together 4 years, catches her in bed with his best friend - they break up. a few months later he's with a tatted-up single mom, moves in with her - my friend tells me "how proud" he is that this guy is finally "manning up" and that "taking on responsibility is making him more mature". He didn't like it when I said "if he was manning up, he'd hit the gym, lose all that blubber (this guy was obese), and then have a …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/21 01:48 PM
221

what a dumbass doesn't realize the reason he has money is because he doesn't waste it on stupid shit like trying to impress single moms women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 02:27 AM
2

The irony...a 49 year old positioning herself as "someone's daughter" when she is old enough to be a grandma (and likely regrets not being a mom).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 02:11 AM
5

err...I see two dogs...where is the person posting the profile?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/21 11:32 AM
9

"a date is planned, paid for, and paired up" nice to see a wo man who is willing to foot the bill if only s he could find someone willing to take a bullet by being seeing in public with such a foul creature
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/21 11:28 AM
11

wow. wow. seriously....wow. never has someone so disgustingly undeserving been so disgustingly entitled
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/21 12:08 AM
3

BBW needs to be replaced with OLW Obese Land Whale
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 06:05 PM
65

"be opened minded" she is about as intelligent as she is attractive who in their right mind would pay to see that? on OF or on a date?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 12:25 PM
10

Hate to break it to you, but single moms (not including widows) are damaged goods to any man with the slightest bit of self respect. (but I wouldn't date a widow with a kid either) if i want kids, I will make my own
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 10:58 AM
5

if she is that fat at 25, I can only imagine how big she will be by 35 that's the ultimate red flag
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/21 06:45 PM
3

my wife offered to pay for dinner on our first date (I refused, but I thought it was classy). that was 23 years ago though...they don't make 'em like they used to. she watches Joker with me and I show her stuff here and she is completely disgusted (as I am) with the state of modern dating and relationships. we both redpill our nephews (16, 14 and 12) hoping they don't get taken advantage of.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/21 10:44 PM
6

she's a perfect 10 (if you cloned her 4 times) "I never fucked a perfect 10, but one night I fucked five twos!" - George Carlin back in Carlin's day that was easy..."twos" knew their place. Now they all think they are nines (at worst).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/21 12:46 AM
2

"I am a woman. I am a luxury." What an idiot - she doesn't realize that her way of thinking means that prostitutes are also a luxury - with the HUGE benefit (compared to this entitled c**t) of giving you what you need in the moment without tying up the rest of your life with silly demands. It would be sad, but I think it's funny - so many deluded people who will die alone except for their cats and boxed wine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 11:37 PM
3

"no sex before married" that only applies to the beta-bux - she probably gave it up to Chad Thundercock a few minutes after posting this pathetic profile
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 11:34 PM
10

why not just post the following: "I'm a whore with expensive tastes. If you don't have money, swipe left. If you do have money, (but no self-respect), swipe right."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 11:33 PM
11

"i'm old school" bzzt wrong "old school" women don't have illegitimate bastards
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 11:27 PM
2

work for him for a while, and then when you part ways and later meet up in a bar to talk about the good 'ol days, you can say "I really enjoyed working with you, thanks for the mammaries"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/20 12:55 AM
2

exactly... she is a manipulative and narcisisstic c**t.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/20 12:39 AM
3

she should be looking for a doctor (who is blind) who specializes in diabetes she will need his help soon (blind because no self-respecting man would be caught dead in public with that grotesque blob of fat on their arm)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/20 12:38 AM
10

high level athletes are self-motivated and don't need others to push them she probably figures that because she won a trophy for eating the most wings and chugging a pitcher of beer after her ladies' league softball game that she is a "high level athlete"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/20 11:56 PM
6

Moral of the story: Men aren't stupid, and you left enough clues in your profile to suggest you are an easy lay. Sorry honey, you attract what you can get, and that isn't (or ever will be) what you want.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/20 11:54 PM
3

That's true, women don't have a monopoly on gym idiocy - if anything, they're less likely to hurt themselves compared to men of similar stupidity, because the guys will be trying to show off to others, lifting heavy with poor form beyond their capabilities. From what I've seen, most women don't push themselves that hard, they just do things that aren't effective, or they work on one muscle (glutes) without balancing the others...I can only imagine how many women in 30 years will have huge proble…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/20 01:42 PM
2

she probably does those too the number of women I (used to, pre c19) see at the gym that either do exercises incorrectly or don't do them at all (they just chat up people) is truly mind-boggling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/20 12:56 PM
7

Arr, Captain! There be a whale in these waters!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/20 12:53 PM
2

she needs an iron supplement...pale and sickly...and looks much older than 36
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/20 06:33 PM
2

what more could I ask for? -younger -smokin' hot -physically fit -financially frugal -has intelligent, non-bitchy, non-superficial friends -no entitlement -great attitude -into learning new things -traditional Western values (self-reliance, hard work, honor, honesty, personal responsibility) -non-feminist and that is just for starters
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/20 06:32 PM
5

Western civilization is failing. Could you imagine posting a personals ad in a newspaper (back in the pre-internet days, when newspaper personal ads were a legit way to find someone for a serious relationship - some of you young guys won't know what I'm talking about) saying "Whore for rent?" It wouldn't get published, unless it was one of those fringe alternative tabloids (that you typically in big cities) with the "red pages" at the back for "escorts" (aka: whores). Online dating is full of sh…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/20 02:20 PM
0

read 1984 from George Orwell in many ways the world is much worse than it was 20 yrs ago
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 01:30 AM
2

exactly all empires fall american empire is in decline china rising act accordngly and prepare
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 01:29 AM
212

gee, imagine: a MAN that respects himself and expects his potential girlfriend to do the same what a shock! this is what happens when everyone gets a medal just for participating, and doesn't get into shit for bad beaviour or decisions...they think they can do anything without consequences sorry, bitch...reality is calling...and it bites
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 01:17 AM
5

"Hideous swine is upfront with its demands." FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 10:12 PM
10

i guarantee she has had more than a few lines...both up her nose and into her bedroom
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 01:03 PM
11

nothing says you love your child like feeding them chemically laced processed shit in a plastic tray
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 01:01 PM
5

this chick is the poster-child for "pumped and dumped" pair bonding is not in her future..she has permanent psychological damage the tingles have taken their toll
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 02:06 AM
6

"OK I know I'm hot, sorry" I'm sorry that this deluded narcissist doesn't realize that "thin" does not equal "hot". Her looks aside (she's quite average looking, certainly not "hot"), 40 year old women aren't "hot" anyway. Sure, *relative to their own age group* they may be, but objectively speaking, a 40-year old who is a 10/10 (*for a 40- year old*) still pales in comparison to an 8/10 22-year old. The wall takes no prisoners. Youth is wasted on the young.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/20 03:31 PM
8

don't tag fatties
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/20 02:09 AM
19

boring? check fat? check ugly? check even if she was none of the above, why bother? the juice isn't worth the squeeze
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/20 01:27 AM
14

my bile riseth better to have never seen such a foul beast, than to have to banish the memory of its fearsome visage
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 01:21 AM
5

does this broad realize she is trying to attract men with her OLD profile? that whole profile screams "run!" to anyone with an IQ over 80
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/20 12:45 AM
2

compared to the average 40 year old sow, sure...she isn't fat. strip off the makeup and she is pretty average in the looks department you could pry open a beer bottle cap with that schnozz
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/20 09:21 PM
2

she isn't counting her weekly anal sex sessions
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/20 09:14 PM
5

wow, this woman has serious mental health issues she needs to stop and smell the roses...but most women aren't known for stoic thinking. she should spend some time in poor parts of the world so she comes to understand how lucky she actually is what a bitch
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/20 09:13 PM
6

35 years old, average looking (at best), with a 13 year old kid - and thinks "I have a lot to offer". BZZZT....wrong! The kind of guy she wants has no interest in mid-30s single moms - they're either spinning plates or going for beautiful women 8-10 years younger who don't have baggage from previous relationships. Then she has the nerve to say that younger women won't be attracted to older men...these days with all the gold-diggers out there, it's easier than ever to pull young women if you look…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/20 03:22 PM
21

beautiful? seriously? who knew blind men could swim so fast?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/20 01:28 AM
3

now I know why tigers eat their young. barf
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/20 01:24 AM
18

that sub has the dubious honor of being the most deluded echo-chamber on the web. blind leading the blind....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/20 01:20 AM
3

Probably sells grossly ovepriced insurance with Primerica, grossly overpriced essential oils with DoTerra, or grossly overpriced soap with Quixar. or, she's a cam whore
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 12:12 AM
6

23? she looks 32 there should be a law banning women from having children outside of wedlock...western civilization is decaying because the state makes it possible for people to avoid the consequences of their actions and there are too many kids who aren't being raised to be responsible adults. this one certainly isn't going to be a good role model to her bastards. children who grow up in a household with two present, engaged, and lovng parents tend to excel. children who grow up with moms like …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 12:05 AM
45

Especially after a night of heavy drinking....the rest of the time they are just deluded.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/20 09:45 PM
6

She's a "Queen" alright. Queen of the all-you-can-eat buffet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/20 05:25 PM
7

Planet Fatness the gym for people who want to tell others they belong to a gym, but have no intention of actually doing the heavy lifting required to transform their bodies that place is a fucking joke
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 11:24 PM
3

except she won't, because she has 3 kids... I have difficulty finding time to hang out with my friends who have children (and they're all married couples), so how the hell will a single mom be able to devote any time to the beta-bux bankrolling her unless he's also into being Dad for the kids? Sad thing there are some men out there with low enough/no self-respect who would.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 09:49 PM
5

3 kids 3 jobs even if she was the second coming of Elizabeth Taylor (in her prime, as a young beauty) why would anyone sign up for this (and why would anyone have the nerve to write an ad like this, which may as well just say "looking for someone to bankroll me and my bastard children"?)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 08:24 PM
6

I'd rather fuck the muppet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 01:16 AM
1

I would never buy a Chrysler product again, once bitten, twice shy. however, the RAM trucks are the nicest looking ones on the road...shame about the poor quality control
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 01:15 AM
7

chiroquacktors think everyone needs their services on a regular basis pull your back? they can help preventative maintenance? total nonsense
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 01:13 AM
6

nurses' wild reputations are well-deserved banged a ton of them when I was in university (I enjoyed the older women back in the day, that was 25 yrs ago...weird to think some of them would be 65 now), and I have some female friends from childhood who became nurses...all of them ended up divorced after being caught cheating
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 01:11 AM
15

Someone subtracted 12 years from her real age - she looks like she's 45, not 33. If she IS 33, then she either drinks a lot, smokes, spends too much time in tanning beds/on beaches, or all of the above.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/20 07:35 PM
3

"recently lost 100 pounds on my own" no shit?! were you expecting someone else to lose it for you? good work, girl - only another 150 to go...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/20 04:07 PM
6

One look at that mouth and the first thing that comes to mind is "I didn't know they invented a life-like sex doll with a fleshlight as a mouth." Gross.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/20 04:06 PM
1

after reading this, I felt compelled to bring out my ghetto translator: input: "fo shizzle ma nizzle" translation: "I concur wholeheartedly, my african-american friend!" but it can't decipher this nutbar's profile
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/20 12:22 AM
8

5? that is generous in this case. this one is at BEST a 4, and only because she isn't obese.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/20 12:16 AM
45

I'd like to see the results of her resting blood glucose test. If she isn't diabetic yet, she will be soon. "very much in love with myself" - good to hear, I can't imagine any self-respecting man wanting to "love" a gunt wrapped in a floral curtain.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/20 05:16 PM
9

a fat and ugly pseudo-intellectual... pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 12:21 AM
3

yep... if she is so fat that when she jumps into the ocean it floats, she should probably work on losing the weight before putting herself out there on dating sites
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 11:51 PM
9

that's unfair to pigs, who are both incredibly intelligent, and have utility. mmm. bacon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 11:45 PM
39

Stable and mature men have no interest raising the spawn of some random sperm donor, nor do they need to, because they have options. This woman does not. Single moms are to the dating market as a car that has been in an accident is to the used car market. Seriously de-valued and a very high risk "purchase". although most women these days are high-risk, kids or not...thanks to gynocentric divorce laws and victimhood/identity politics culture
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 11:39 PM
12

it isn't exclusive to women...I first developed an aversion to the term "foodie" when my sister started dating this guy...she brought him over one day, and I asked him what his hobbies were and the first thing he said was "I am a hardcore foodie!" I laughed and said "oh, so you like to eat...doesn't everyone? do you cook?" "no...but I really like good food" quite the skill! something to be proud of...rare indeed! much like these THOTs who post "i like to laugh" on their OLD profiles 1) who doesn…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 12:42 PM
17

everything about this profile is a red flag, but I feel compelled to call out her use of the term "foodie" as if it is something to be proud of. what "foodie" usually means: i am boring and have no real hobbies or skills, so I will call myself a "foodie" reality: like every other human on the planet, she enjoys eating good food (and enjoys it even more when she can find some sucker to pay for it...) 50 bucks says she doesn't even cook.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 12:14 PM
17

the eyes give it away...even if she didn't have a bunch of kids, this one is a total no-go rule #1: never stick your dick in crazy rule #2: follow rule #1
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 11:54 AM
24

line up, boys... not only do you get to play second fiddle to her brats, you get the privilege of taking her out for expensive dinners, paying for her spa days, paying for her travel plans and paying for the concerts she wants to attend...all of which, by the way, are things she isn't doing now (or, if she is, she has a pile of debt), because one can't do all of those things on a teaching assistant's salary while raising two children (assuming she is raising them at all and not letting xbox, tv …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 11:49 AM
1

If I want needy and crazy, I will... ...oh wait, I don't...and I won't... wtf is it with women advertising flaws as if they are virtues?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 02:57 AM
6

"married men swipe left" in other words: -been misled by married men who banged me and never called me back or -had an affair with a married guy, thought she could reel him in, and he went cold daddy and married man issues
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 02:55 AM
3

then you gotta bite off your own arm to escape
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/20 01:26 AM
6

what gave it away? the green hair or the tattoos? funny how some people think it is cool to advertise to the world "I am mentally ill"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/20 01:11 AM
2

i could have saved her a lot of typing her profile only needs two words: "crazy c**t"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/20 01:09 AM
3

accurate, most therapists just rape one's wallet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/20 12:26 AM
16

"anymore lol" aka: "I was the town bicycle, but now I am going to see if I can find someone dumb enough to take care of me and my illegitimate bastard by telling them they can only have me if they marry me." enjoy the cats and boxed wine, sis...that's all you have in your future. (meanwhile she'll have the odd one-nighter to satisfy her urges)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/20 12:20 AM
1

Smeagol lives!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 12:56 PM
7

pink hair? affirmative tattoos? affirmative analyzing .... .... .... .... conclusion: mentally defective with daddy issues recommended course of action: RUN!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 12:54 PM
7

it was a joke, not a scientific paper :) I am 6'0 tall, once dated a girl who was 5'11. One nice thing about (most) taller women is as they gain weight it tends to distribute more evenly, vs. the 5'1 20 year old cutie who turns into a non-purple version of Grimace by the time she is in her 30s. that said, best to avoid both these days...the juice really isn't worth the squeeze
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 12:47 PM
23

wanna know what I call women taller than 5'10? apes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 01:17 AM
4

if she is attempting the "negative close" (in sales parlance), she is failing miserably
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 12:42 AM
4

I wonder how many illegitimate kids her mother had...for someone to be that deluded and hopeless at 23, their parents (or more likely, parent...) obviously abrogated their responsibility to raise a responsible human being.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 12:40 AM
9

Quite a catch, indeed....if one wants to catch the following: dependency desperation responsibility for someone else's illegitimate spawn beng discarded when the feels vanish and someone better catches her eye hard pass for anyone with a modicum of self-respect.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 12:22 AM
6

i am sure her "beautiful little girls" will grow up to be shining beacons of achievement and productive members of society seeing these OLD profiles makes me sad for the future of civilization
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 12:18 AM
5

"i like to laugh" wow... amazing...glad she stands out from the billions of other humans who do the same thing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 12:11 AM
2

bingo!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 12:08 AM
1

the fact that the man she wants can get women 15 years her junior she's way past her SMV prime. champagne tastes on a beer budget.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 12:07 AM
1

beat me to it, that was the first thing that came to mind to me as well. she's gross
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 12:04 AM
3

diameter
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/20 01:01 AM
2

yep...beats murdering them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/20 11:25 PM
1

don't be so hard on her...with the lights off, I am sure the blowjob woukd be passable
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/20 11:21 PM
9

wow. showed this to my wife... her comment: "What?!? she is no position to make demands of snyone." my comment: "she sucks dick on the first date (aka: "falling in love") then wonders why men ghost...no shit they ghost, they figured (correctly) this would be some easy head" gross, on so many levels
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/20 10:56 PM
3

i never knew jello could take human form ugh
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/20 11:27 PM
2

aka "old man ball washer"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/10/20 12:00 AM
1

even worse, cyclamate daddy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/20 12:08 AM
2

perhaps she is also dyslexic. sexy and easy, replace the a with an x and voila....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/20 12:07 AM
1

really? she is far, far from sweet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/20 12:06 AM
1

at least an aged banana still can be used for something good (banana bread)... this fruitcake offers nothing except a cautionary tale
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/20 12:05 AM
3

someone buy this sow a dictionary...it is obvious she doesn't understand what "sexy" means. if she is sexy, so is a 5 gallon tub of lard
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/20 12:04 AM
1

brilliant observation...hit the proverbial nail on the head.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/20 11:59 PM
5

unless he hung himself to escape her evil ways
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/20 06:48 PM
17

Two chins and balding. Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/20 06:29 PM
3

she is fat, no definition around the neck, soft chin
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/20 10:37 PM
6

I'd have PTSD too if I woke up every morning, looked in the mirror, and saw that staring back at me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/20 07:34 PM
14

talk about champagne tastes on a beer budget... ugh. who in their right mind would ever sign up for that (and how absolutely brain-dead does she have to be to even be asking what she's asking...) then again, I wouldn't expect someone who is obviously a loser to be introspective...if they were, they wouldn't be a loser (or, at least, wouldn't advertise they're a loser by posting something like the above...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/20 07:30 PM
3

the irony... she misspells "dating" (dateing?) then comments about idiots. looks good (for her age), but as the saying goes "if it flies, floats or f**ks...rent it."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/20 01:18 AM
2

every time I see a woman describe herself as "pan-sexual, non-binary" (or some close variation thereof) she is always overweight and ugly as f***. sad thing is there are enough thirsty guys that will inflate her ego to match her torso by chatting her up in the hope of some easy head in the back of their car
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/20 12:06 AM
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good luck with that while she looks pretty good (for a 40-year old, anyway) she is going to want a partner around her age who is of at least equivalent socio-economic status, and attractive that kind of guy, IF he wants kids, is not going to take a chance on someone who statistically is more likely to miscarry or have unhealthy kids (if she can even conceive in the first place). that guy also isn't likely to want someone as a partner who works 60+ hour weeks why would he, when he can have his pi…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/20 02:12 PM
3

lol bought the B.S. she was fed growing up missed the boat by 10 years boxed wine and cats await
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/20 11:09 PM
8

this is exactly the problem that is destroying our way of life everyone knows their rights....nobody knows the responsibilities that come attached to said rights
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/20 11:07 PM
2

*realize that I wasted there, fixed
/r/MGTOW30/07/20 05:53 AM
4

first three words sum up the issue
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/20 12:21 AM
27

Man is walking through park. He sees a girl in a wheelchair crying. "What's wrong?" man asks. "Never been kissed before" girl says. Man kisses her and she goes home happy. Next day man walking through same park. Sees girl in wheelchair again crying. "What's wrong?" man asks. "Never been wined and dined before" girl says. So man takes her out for a beautiful meal, gets her drunk and wheels her off home. Again man walks through park following day. Girl still in wheelchair crying. "What's wrong?" A…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/20 12:20 AM
10

underrated comment, this is gold to aficionados of dark humour
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/20 12:17 AM
16

multiple kids, multiple fathers, never married? yes it does. directly contributing to the downfall of our civilization
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/20 11:02 AM
10

"i'm a good person" assault charge baby mama i think not
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/20 09:50 AM
2

great points but you still have to be smarter to be a doctor than a nurse not knocking nurses your post speaks to the wisdom of becoming a nurse vs a doctor
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/20 12:18 AM
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damn...yep...been a long time since I watched Ghostbusters
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 05:55 AM
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she wishes she had the body of a young Sigourney Weaver
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 04:16 AM
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the stay-puft marshmallow man in female form
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 03:33 AM
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not that smart...if she was, she would be a doctor, not a nurse
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 03:32 AM
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this is brilliant. great post.
/r/TheRedPill24/07/20 11:57 AM
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a mennonite community
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/20 01:00 AM
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You've heard the old joke "How do you turn a dog into a fox? Drink six beers." In this case, better get yourself a keg.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/20 07:09 PM
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Another washed-up party girl with tattoos and kids. What a catch! She thinks she is a 2020 Porsche 911 Turbo, but the reality is she's the equivalent of a 1995 Chev Cavalier with a lot of hard mileage, rusted body, wear on the seats, stained carpets, leaky engine, and various parts failing. The kind of car you pay someone to take off your hands so it can be brought to a scrapyard. The guys she wants can afford a real Porsche and aren't about to pay an equivalent price for a vehicle that should h…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/20 06:48 PM
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"you are disqualified" as if she is some sort of prize instead of just another generic dime-a-dozen parasite looking for someone to bankroll her existence hard pass
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/20 08:19 AM
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she doth protest too much the women who feel the need to tell the world how much they don't need a man are the ones who are secretly hurting inside, desperate for a man's attention
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/20 11:19 PM
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She's given a great list of reasons why any sane and self-respecting single male wouldn't waste his time or money dating a single mother. Basically - "do everything according to my schedule, spontaneous adventures are not an option, and my kids come before you". Which is fine, mothers should put their kids before their boyfriends - but it begs the question if you are a guy "why would I sign up for this?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/20 02:53 PM
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I can sum up her problem in one simple sentence: "people eventually get what they deserve"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/20 07:07 PM
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because she is boring AF and thinks it makes her interesting this sub is a constant source of amusement, and quite instructive... I have been using it to show my teenage nephew what a shitshow it is out there and why he needs to be careful about where he puts his dick
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/20 02:15 PM
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The only cleaning she is doing is cleaning out the supermarket's supply of off-brand kraft dinner and ramen noodles, or the inside of a bag of pork rinds. it should be illegal for someone like this to have children. 5 kids... there goes more tax money to raise the future criminals (highly doubtful they will turn out as productive and responsible members of society with this dummy raising them)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/20 10:06 AM
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Tell your parents to be patient. Work at your career without distraction for a while, then hope to find the elusive unicorn, because if you become successful there are going to be a lot of gold-diggers who won't reveal their true colors until it is too late.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/20 03:40 PM
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...and that isn't counting the relatives.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/20 11:59 PM
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underrated reply
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/20 01:47 PM
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King of what? The Kingdom of "Illiterati"? Only morons use letters n numbers 2 substitute 4 words.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/20 01:34 PM
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another loser for the welfare rolls. this is the problem with the welfare state, it makes living this kind of life a possibility
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/20 06:36 PM
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"cancer" indeed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/20 06:35 PM
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She may as well walk around with a neon sign on her head saying "Daddy Issues". Avoid at all costs. (Unless you want a shot at being "lucky" - as in, lucky not to catch an STI.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/20 01:42 PM
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Funny thing is, as I was slowly scrolling down and saw her hair, I instantly thought "bet she has a tit tattoo visible". These NPCs are all the same, so predictable, so conformist in their "edginess".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/20 05:46 PM
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She looks like she's trying to drop a deuce the morning after stuffing her face with fries supreme at the local Taco Bell.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/20 05:43 PM
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"Maw Ignoring Low-calorie Foods" in her case.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/20 08:51 PM
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"It's hard to summarize myself in one word." No doubt, but I think two would cover it completely: "fat" and "lazy". The only way someone gets that big by 28 is a) eating too much b) moving too little Disgusting. Not just the photo, but the profile itself. "I'm a tub of lard, but don't judge me - oh, and if you're fat, f*** off."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/20 02:22 PM
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Anyone who refers to themselves as a "MILF" has no self-respect and has acted like a whore for most of their adult lives. Run the other way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/20 04:24 AM
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IVR is trading at 122x earnings, is paying out $2.00 per share annually in dividends but is only earning $0.14/share. Good luck investing in that ponzi scheme...
/r/MGTOW29/01/20 04:01 AM
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more to the point: If she's "successful", "independent" and "attractive" - why is she on websites trying to find someone? She doesn't have a circle of friends who can introduce her to someone she thinks is "worthy"? Of course, the answer is "no". Occam's Razor - the simplest explanation is the best - she's none of those things.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/20 03:39 AM
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DOH! thanks for the correction!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/20 02:44 AM
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THAR SHE (doesn't) BLOWS Hemingway should have used her as the antagonist to Captain Ahab. EDIT: Melville. Not Hemingway. I could blame the Macallan, but I just f***ed up. Not that the old man could have landed that "fish"l
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/20 12:06 AM
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She doesn't mention she's a single mother. The kind of "high value" man she wants is looking for younger, childless women and isn't interested in the headaches involved in dealing with a career-oriented single mom. Most of the guys messaging her are saying they "aren't looking for anything serious" because they aren't interested in playing "daddy" and want to set the expectation up-front. I wonder if her OLD profile is as honest, eg: "I'm a single mom with a high-status high-pressure career who …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/20 09:56 PM
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but she drives an AMG! (as if that means anything other than "I like to show off my ability to make lease payments" - and we all know that money is likely coming from the baby daddy)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/20 05:10 PM
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"I know my worth, do you?" I'd say about $15K in bottom-of-the-barrel grade plastic surgery, but taking depreciation into account, that becomes a big, fat $0. (pun intended)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/20 03:27 PM
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haha....true,,,didn't say they WOULD...I said they could...but most wouldn't get the humour anyway (much less be interested in seeing a satirical comedy from 1977)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/20 01:04 AM
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batwings and flapjacks...this woman is obese. softer than what would come out of my ass the next morning after eating at Taco Bell the night before. obviously you are into the "pre-Jabba" look. good luck with that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/20 12:55 AM
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try the auto shop around the corner, just don't complain when you overpay because you don't know the difference between a spark plug and butt plug. useless...especially in an era when anyone with a brain cell can google how to do things and learn themselves
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/20 12:47 AM
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best movie ever. absolutely timeless. applies today as much as it did in 1977 "All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?" women complaining about men could learn from the above
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/20 12:40 AM
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"sjw retard" a bit redundant redundant :)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/20 12:26 AM
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"not interested in a long distance relationship, so if you live more than 30 mins away don't bother" AKA: I don't have a car, don't have the money for gas, or the time to drive to see someone who might be worthwhile. (not that anyone worthwhile would even make it to the "About Me" before they said "NEEXXXTTT!")
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/20 05:55 PM
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Sad but true. Reality is these women wouldn't have the gall they have if there wasn't an endless supply of guys willing to put their dick in them, regardless of their looks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/20 05:49 PM
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Same here. Married 23 years. Life in general was simpler back then (although, women weren't much different, I just happened to find one who thinks logically instead of with her feelings.) People didn't go ape-shit because their feelings were hurt. I show my wife a few of these every night and the comments, and we both have a laugh (and then feel bad, thinking about how our society is being turned completely upside-down due to identity politics and "woke" nonsense.) Ultimately, the issue today is…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/20 05:45 PM
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"I'm 12 credits from my BS in Agricultural Science" Most non-honors science programs require 15 credits, a 4 year program would require 20, at least where I live. So she hasn't even finished (best case scenario) half of a university degree and thinks it's something to brag about? Especially coupled with her "11 pages of transcripts". At best, she sounds like a professional student who never actually finished anything or just moved from industry-to-industry while popping out a kid. What a catch, …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/20 05:25 PM
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yep. "it takes a village to raise a child". modern feminism has destroyed the village.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/20 12:42 PM
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Trigger is rolling in his grave at such an insult!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 04:56 PM
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I can already imagine what she will look like in 15 years. Hint: it isn't good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 02:33 PM
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Gums for miles.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 02:30 PM
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Conan The Barbarian said it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq5HYe0T-fI
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 01:32 PM
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this is the sad reality. no desirable woman in her 30s is single... if they were truly desirable, and good to be with, they wouldn't be single so...you are left with a) single, no kids, because something is off about them or; b) single, with kids and damaged even worse than option a) bottom line when it comes to dating...think economics and philosophy a) supply vs demand b) occam's razor (the simplest explanation is the best) and; c) caveat emptor - buyer beware
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 02:15 AM
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underrated comment
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 02:09 AM
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"the thing I like about these high school girls...I get older, they stay the same age..."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 01:54 AM
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don't be insulting Jared Leto like that :)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 01:53 AM
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if you find it, let me know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 01:53 AM
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"old-man ball washer"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 01:50 AM
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what did I miss?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/20 09:11 PM
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/r/femaledatingstrategy much like Mos Iseley spaceport - a wretched hive of scum and villainy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/20 05:51 PM
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ditto
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/20 05:48 PM
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yep, I've even used my wife and their mother as an example LOL
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/20 05:47 PM
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I hear dueling banjos in the background as the rusted pickup pulls up into the yard and a rather skeezy looking thin white dude, unshaven, with a backwards hat, baggy jacket and pants hanging down around his thighs knocks on the door and says "got yer stuff, Mabel!" - she opens the door, drops to her knees, completes her end of the bargain and is given a bag of meth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/20 04:25 PM
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I once showed my wife the FDS subreddit. She was appalled. Now she understands why I keep slipping "red pills" to my teenage nephews. It's a minefield out there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/20 03:44 PM
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"tired of the same old immature boys" yet her profile description screams immaturity - she wants to be "shown off" like a "trophy wife"?!? Maturity level of an entitled 12-year old girl. No mature, self-respecting man would be caught dead "showing her off" to his friends - everything about her screams "damaged!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/20 05:21 PM
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She's a shining example of the classic joke "What do you call all of the skin and flesh that surrounds a vagina?" A "c*nt".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/20 02:11 PM
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Being in a relationship with someone with such atrocious spelling and misuse of words would also be a full-time job. Champagne tastes on a beer budget.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/20 11:55 PM
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The irony. Someone with a horse's face living on a farm. Breeding regularly too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/20 10:23 PM
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She needs to look up the definition of "elegant". It isn't a synonym for "trashy".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/20 10:22 PM
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As someone who owns some pharma stocks, I love people like her...keeps the money rolling in.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/20 10:20 PM
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