HowDoIGetToHyrule Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
2	New here, and now I can't help but see this everywhere. It's like they all take their cue's from the same script.	WAATGM In The Making	HowDoIGetToHyrule	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/03/20 11:59 AM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
12	Men (nowadays) are absolutely savage and cruel Engineer isolated don't even sleep with anyone and haven't dated for years but then ghost me or use me for sex For an "engineer" there's an entire universe of girlhoemath between those statements.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/01/24 12:18 AM
6	This bio looks like a Nuremberg Rally, full of bratacha dhearga! Men who are this much of a fuck up get put in prison, or worse.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	01/10/22 01:43 AM
10	Redditor's Tinder match reveals she's a single mom who wants to bring her 4 kids on their first date. Yep. The F word was the green light to shoot her shot :D	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/08/22 05:58 AM
5	These are some awfully specific preferences for a uirlis ghairdín who only wants "friends"... Personal Trainer	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	16/07/22 09:45 AM
10	"neck tats win my heart", said the new single mother on Tinder. That's their max effort. Which is why it's such a blazing red flag.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/05/22 11:32 AM
12	Narcissistic neanderthal neglects nice nobleman. Non-negotiable nightlife nighs necrophily - not nearly newsworthy. Nevertheless, now Niflheim nears Nirvana; noncommittal nomination notifies nemesis. Night night, ninety-ninth nuisance! That leapt out at me too. Quite possibly also says volumes about the impression Dan gave off during that time.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/04/22 08:34 PM
18	Narcissistic neanderthal neglects nice nobleman. Non-negotiable nightlife nighs necrophily - not nearly newsworthy. Nevertheless, now Niflheim nears Nirvana; noncommittal nomination notifies nemesis. Night night, ninety-ninth nuisance! Based.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/04/22 08:29 PM
6	Now that she's "done with hookups" and has a mini best friend in tow, she's now looking for relationship material. The only thing better than Mr. Right, is Mr. Right-Now!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	14/04/22 04:00 AM
4	If you’re seeing multiple guys and none of them invested the time to get you flowers, that fact should prove that you’re nothing but poll na síol salach! This.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/02/22 03:22 AM
10	21 year old single mother finding out it is hard to date after leaving her baby daddy. "I'm a young girl, my opportunities aren't ruined or finished". Insult a list of demands A through K. And that's just to get you in the door with this single mom. It might just be me, but every time I hear a woman say "partner", it is just a loud alarm of red flags to me. Like many other words today it has lost all meaning.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/02/22 03:23 AM
1	A good man will come eventually.... It's a fucking legendary line for sure :'D	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/01/22 07:44 AM
81	Why aren't men talking back when they match with this lovely, young and eligible woman? Gotta let the chads know how much you like pipe without getting a literal penis tattooed onto you.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/01/22 05:43 PM
3	Lavish lady part 2: fiancé finds footing f-ing former flame's friend Oh, oops. I have been assuming it's the same person, I rarely pay much attention to usernames in comment chains. My bad!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/01/22 09:56 AM
8	Lavish lady part 2: fiancé finds footing f-ing former flame's friend This lands every time you drop it. Please never stop :D	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/01/22 05:05 PM
1	A good man will come eventually.... Translation 3: I'm not pregnant (yet) but want y'all chads to hit it raw.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/01/22 05:21 AM
6	Beach bailed before bells because bliss boulevard became beyond beguiling, building bitterness - boring beau better bivouac Two solid posts my dude.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/01/22 12:20 AM
1	Camwhore learns her place in the world only hear Plural, and potentially ongoing. Vs never heard from him again Singular. She definitely went for it at least once.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/12/21 11:56 AM
2	She is wondering why men only want her for sex and nothing else. Even after 4 times, she just can't understand. After riding so many, she needs a nice, decent, loving guy. 🙃	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/12/21 11:53 AM
6	What IS marriage anyway? 🤔 \| WhereAreAllTheGoodMen Based.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/12/21 07:36 AM
10	Why is it that all the hawt guyz on this hookup app only want to hook up with me? I can't figure it out! ASD/anti-slut-defence. She's a passenger in her own sex-life. Chad was just so charming, teehee!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/11/21 08:21 AM
1	"All my recent relationships have ended the same way, so I'm just going to have a child alone." I'd argue that being a well-adjusted individual with a solid self-identity is essential to being part of a prosperous partnership. Somehow I think that part got lost in translation here though ;) In their case it's no different than saying they need to "find themselves".	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/09/21 01:10 PM
1	Stop me if you've heard this one before: Single mother, looking for commitment, gotta be taller than her, and is self-admittedly crazy "a commitment" instead of "commitment". A single letter providing a trove of information.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/09/21 12:45 PM
2	Tinder Files: You Need to Man Up & Deal w/ Someone’s Else Kids! And in Return You’ll Get…. Nothin’ Yes, holy fuck. You can see the nuclear level RBF just from the set of her mouth.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/08/21 03:06 PM
1	Single mom✅, Ready to settle down✅, Tattoos✅, Eats too much cake✅. Shorter profile for this one but the 🚩🚩🚩 still show. Kind of a filler statement imo, needs to be evaluated within the context of the rest of the profile.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/06/21 12:43 PM
3	We’re done with these games Nice. I humbly submit Train of Tyrones as an alternative.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/06/21 12:39 PM
3	[38-F] Post-wall alpha widow mom has kissed so many frogs along the way that now she is ready for an affectionate, sincere, simple guy that understands her "Boyfriend", or "Fuck-buddy", or "Hookup", or "complete stranger that I sometimes fuck" are too juvenile/bankrupt of "status" so "Partner" is almost always used instead. It shits me too. I always ask myself "oh, in what ways are you in partnership with each other?"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/06/21 07:39 PM
-16	PSA: Women want to change the narrative so they don't have to take responsibility for their decisions. Good point. I stand corrected. All of those pertain to lack, and have little conceptual relation to the shame she was referring to.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/03/21 12:27 PM
-22	PSA: Women want to change the narrative so they don't have to take responsibility for their decisions. No that's asexual shame. She's correct that men are largely immune to sexual shame.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/03/21 12:04 PM
1	38 year old "model" says that all the good men over the age of 35 are taken. From her description We can safely assume that a good man is her age or younger, tall, handsome and wealthy. Fucking nailed it.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/03/21 01:49 AM
2	Repost. Gentlemen, we have to remember that not all women wait until their 30s to cash in. The fact that she mentions that she is looking for a nerdy guy with a good job tells us what she is really looking for There is no other definition.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/02/21 08:38 PM
16	34yrs old,shitty attitude but still looking for her 5'11"+ unicorn. Did I mention she will call you out on your vocabulary while being terrible at it herself? It means to drop all pretense of having a personality and expect the other person to 100% carry every interaction. To be completely reactive/passive yet place ridiculous expectations on the other party. There is slightly more nuance to it too. Like wanting to put in zero/absolute bare minimum of effort into "evaluating" the relative value of each party (if you're too into her you must be lower in value).	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	14/02/21 06:47 AM
5	Seems like a very reasonable list of demands and return on value. (Repost: But with better cropping :p) Superb analysis.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/01/21 09:47 AM
1	Woman admitting that nice guys get the leftovers This is so incredibly on-point.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/12/20 11:52 AM
2	Woman admitting that nice guys get the leftovers It would have been too confronting seeing you pull whilst traveling together and being completely disinterested in her.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/12/20 11:39 AM
1	My husband earned less than me for a decade, so I paid more towards our expenses. I want him to repay me Should the flair be Vagenda?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/10/20 08:30 AM
2	Woman complains that she only met fuckboys in her life, absolutely no men were ever good to her in a relationship, and makes a generalization that all men are lazy. It's probably decently accurate to her selection bias. Either way, says a shitload more about her, than it does about the men.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/09/20 10:50 AM
1	Woman complains that she only met fuckboys in her life, absolutely no men were ever good to her in a relationship, and makes a generalization that all men are lazy. PATRIARCHY!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/09/20 10:48 AM
4	Girl meets guy. They have common interests, they are attracted to one another, they have sex, he shows genuine interest and she's ready to move on. The lesson: Never give a woman more attention than it takes to get laid. They want to be impressed with your social life, and also have more opportunities to branch swing. Well fuck me if that ain't some shit. Mind = Blown.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	18/09/20 04:07 PM
1	Where Are All The Good Rich Men? Won't some wealthy Chad get me off this app! Based AF	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	18/09/20 09:28 AM
8	By upvoting this particular post r/niceguys, you acknowledge 2 things: That women use their guy friends as emotional tampons just as they do each other, and that guy friends can have genuine romantic feelings for a woman as a relationship partner and not a sex object as they're often accused of. A solution is anathema because it encumbers them with the responsibility to act on that solution. They don't whine so they can be told about their responsibilities, they whine so they can be absolved.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/09/20 06:47 AM
1	Begging blonde baby beseeches beneficent beta to bestow bundles o' bux Country: United States Ethnicity: White/Caucasian 1,500$ . 5000$ I know this is off-topic but: She put the dollar-sign after the numbers twice. Is there some subtext here I'm unaware of? (I'm not American) Why does someone make this mistake if they don't come from a culture/use a currency where it is grammatically correct to do so? She would see the correct usage literally everywhere in her day-to-day life.... Sorry for the rant. Every time I see this I think room-temperature IQ (cultural/curren…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/08/20 07:52 AM
6	24 year old single mother of 3 with an attitude so shitty, she’ll make your local sewage water jealous. Men with this energy set off all of their hypergamy alarms. They believe it will evoke a similar response in men.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/08/20 08:30 AM
2	New Speak Dictionary "Age-appropriate" is gaining traction; a term I find most insidious because on the surface those two words sound quite reasonable. Any relationship between two consenting adults is "age-appropriate". To say otherwise is to deny one/both party(s) agency, and that's rape.	/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre	27/08/20 11:33 AM
3	Ex-wife left because "no spark" LOL. (story/rant) ... But if thats why she left, then id still scratch my head as to why would that make any sense? No it doesn't make sense. Yes, it may have played a part, see: The warm home analogy. The qualities that make you a good man, a good father, are the same qualities that make you "boring" and lead to her being "unhaaaaappppyyy".	/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre	27/08/20 10:28 AM
2	Ex-wife left because "no spark" LOL. (story/rant) Fuck that. Someone can't know their value? Or we have to play this game of false-humility? If OP is "obviously a narcissist" based on his self-assessment, most women must be off-the-charts narcissists. His wife certainly believes she "deserves" better. OP just wants to do right by his son, and be the best man he can be.	/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre	27/08/20 10:16 AM
1	Any 6 footers want to apply for this worn out and highly filtered job? Cricket too (but also fisticuffs like the parent comment said). Really odd thing to say, definitely sticks out sorely.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/08/20 09:11 AM
9	Redditor rages over women on dating apps. Bro you didn't let off the throttle the entire post. Women are turning into the hedonistic chauvinist pigs they claim to despise. Projection's a bitch isn't it.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/08/20 12:23 PM
2	Do men seek out women with career success? and it gives them social capital as everyone puts the focus on them to talk about their issues. Ah, I'd never put it together like this. Brilliant, makes so much sense. Thanks.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/08/20 12:19 PM
6	Redditor rages over women on dating apps. Imagine hundreds of these waving around.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/08/20 12:16 PM
9	Female matchmaker quits business because she couldn't handle female clients' Unrealistic standards for men, Dating and marriage King!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/08/20 05:37 AM
1	Where are all the honest and safe guys? Ah, that makes sense!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/08/20 12:41 PM
1	Where are all the honest and safe guys? Nah bro it's 2020, there's a gender for every electromagnetic wavelength now.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/08/20 03:39 AM
1	Single mom in early 20s, desperate to find a good man to help her. She wasted her teen years to be a sex ragdoll for chad and got pregnant. Chad had absolutely no intention in getting involved, why the hell would he do that when he can have sex with 50 other women like her within a Week. The cognitive dissonance they so carefully culvitate is so precarious, any challenge must be viciously opposed.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/08/20 03:09 AM
6	Good man doesn't want her for commitment now, because she didn't want him back then. Sad :( in both cases the higher-SMV person (at the time) got what they wanted and the lower-SMV person gave it to them in an attempt to get more. Another side-bar worthy contribution (imho). I'll be using this little nugget extensively whenever I need to drop some red pill bombs socially.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/08/20 08:49 AM
2	Chad is not interested I honestly think this is side-bar material. Thanks for sharing!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/08/20 07:07 AM
2	"Sweet girl" with sob story and kid in need of donations to rectify shattered life and her small tits, but mostly her small tits. Vanity, insecurity, or an incurable need for validation (or all of the above). It's becoming quite the nuclear level red flag to me.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/07/20 07:39 AM
1	"Sweet girl" with sob story and kid in need of donations to rectify shattered life and her small tits, but mostly her small tits. No it makes sense if she can use that investment to land a BB /s	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/07/20 07:33 AM
3	I'm too old for this sh*t! The car selfie too. It may be a subtle red flag, but I've learned it's a strong one.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/07/20 06:57 AM
2	Entitled Single Mom Wanted Me to be the Russell Wilson to her Ciara King.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/07/20 05:00 AM
2	Entitled Single Mom Wanted Me to be the Russell Wilson to her Ciara Chilling.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/07/20 03:44 AM
2	Man up goise! Research shows that you don't measure up for her mile high expectations. 😅 Fuuuuuck. Pour one out for our boy.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/07/20 01:29 PM
2	Dating apps are a disgrace. The amount of hoops to jump through for the most mediocre of women is astounding. It's what they mean when they're "finding their worth". Objectifying and defining themselves as sex objects.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/07/20 12:27 PM
2	I'm 40, my eggs are expiring, I broke up with my fiance, I want to get married and have children.... WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTGM 😢😢😢😢 I am attractive and have dated more than the average woman; Imagine thinking this qualifies or endears you to the type of man you claim to be seeking.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	03/07/20 05:17 AM
1	3 boys! Definitely SAHM material! Yeah, that jumped out at me too. I really just want me an my kids happy 'nuff said.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/07/20 03:26 PM
5	Are we winning or losing this war? Forget about men's happiness: surveys have shown that women's self-reported happiness has declined since the start of feminism. How much of this could be attributed to social media and the exhibitionist tendencies of those who use it?	/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre	14/06/20 02:35 PM
8	She can't comprehend why a guy wouldn't want the town bicycle... This is fucking gospel.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	13/04/20 09:46 AM
21	Funny how things work out, is it? Fucking Dumb Shit is what it is. Furiously Demented Screeching works too.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/03/20 01:05 AM
1	New here, and now I can't help but see this everywhere. It's like they all take their cue's from the same script. Thanks. I'll take it down.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/03/20 12:15 PM
2	Mods are busy screwing your mom! Get a jump on the weekend humor! A(lpha) for pay.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/03/20 12:39 PM