IlikeFOODmeLikeFOOD Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
5	How do you isolate from the fatty friend / not so good looking friend? No. I'm just some guy on reddit	/r/seduction	16/07/22 03:45 AM
6	How do you isolate from the fatty friend / not so good looking friend? You're 100% a virgin	/r/seduction	16/07/22 03:40 AM
11	How do you isolate from the fatty friend / not so good looking friend? They can probably tell right away that you're a shitbag	/r/seduction	16/07/22 03:33 AM
14	How do you isolate from the fatty friend / not so good looking friend? She's not there to cockblock you, she's there to watch out for her friend. Don't pretend that her friend doesn't exist and don't be rude to her. Be nice and she'll get the sense that you're a cool and safe guy for her friend to be with.	/r/seduction	16/07/22 03:26 AM
1	Underrated places to cold approach / meet women? The freezer	/r/seduction	16/07/22 03:17 AM
5	I just came back from a 4 mile run. I only talked to a old woman who had a shirt that was similar in interests to mine. But I left feeling empty. How could I have approached this differently? Just walk up to random strangers and tell them how big your dog is	/r/seduction	16/07/22 03:17 AM
52	How do you isolate from the fatty friend / not so good looking friend? Legend has it, that if you stop being an insufferable douchebag and treat her friend with decency, her friend may approve of you and try to set you up. Her friend is there to watch out for her	/r/seduction	16/07/22 02:23 AM
45	What are your smoothest lines/openers you've used with girls? That has some success. I prefer walking up to her, grunting, and staring at her expectantly until she says something	/r/seduction	30/05/22 10:27 PM
58	What are your smoothest lines/openers you've used with girls? "hi"	/r/seduction	30/05/22 09:36 PM
2	I am very disappointed and I despise who I am. Bro, shut the fuck up. You've got a big dick and I'd totally suck it. No homo, though	/r/seduction	30/05/22 06:10 PM
76	5 Exercises Which Boost Your Confidence With Girls 1) bench press 2) squat 3) deadlift 4) row 5) shoulder press You have to impress your homies before you impress the ladies. That's why I like all my bros' shirtless Instagram posts nohomo	/r/seduction	30/05/22 06:08 PM
0	Current goal: Get laid with an HB9-10, how can i go about it? Yes, you can try this right off the bat, but you may have more success if you loot-farm for a legendary Level-60 cock ring that will increase your stamina stats by 45%. This may not sound like much, but when you encounter "Karenkyle the Cockblock" miniboss, it will allow you extra agility to go around and skip through the cutscenes. If that doesn't work, then consider spending some microtransactions on the premium loot. You can unlock the limited edition E-boy Mullet with only 100 Fuckbucks ($30…	/r/seduction	27/02/22 04:50 PM
9	What is the meanig of stud? A nail that you put in drywall	/r/seduction	19/02/22 03:41 PM
1	The only reason to have sex with someone is if they're sexually attractive. I thought the exact same thing, too. That is, until I met my physics tutor while in college. She was a year ahead of me, super smart, hilarious, and extremely charismatic. I didn't think she was particularly attractive at first, but the more I hung out with more, the more infantuated I became. I had a casual relationship with her until she graduated and moved away.	/r/PurplePillDebate	18/02/22 01:25 AM
5	gym attraction, girls with headphones on. If she has in headphones, she won't be able to hear you right away. You can get around this by shouting a dirty pickup line at her as loud as you can and then lick your lips afterwards. That'll get her attention, and she'll remember you	/r/seduction	17/02/22 07:03 PM
21	need some advice Sweet home Alabama	/r/seduction	16/02/22 08:25 PM
5	Girl staring at me at work Make eye contact with her, smile, and then try to pick your nose with your tongue like a cow	/r/seduction	15/02/22 08:58 PM
1	[deleted by user] U recommend watching Dog the Bounty Hunter because it shows the importance of being a fucking idiot	/r/seduction	15/12/21 05:08 PM
1	[deleted by user] Jump out of the bushes when they least expect it and they will instinctively crowd in a schooling behavior. You can pick off stragglers that stray away from the group	/r/seduction	15/12/21 05:06 PM
1	[deleted by user] Discretely tape a bookpage with small text on her back. If she gets weirded-out by your staring, just say you were trying to read the text on her back	/r/seduction	15/12/21 05:03 PM
1	Lost all motivation for hookups(22M) Me too. I can't hookup with anymore girls because my refrigerator is full :(	/r/seduction	15/12/21 05:01 PM
10	Gentlemen: how self-conscious of your face? And do you prefer to have "work done"? I just wear my rubber balaclava and gimp-suit everywhere I go	/r/seduction	15/12/21 04:59 PM
2	Guys who have "closed" or taken home women you met that very day and night, how did you do it? I put a trail of of cheerios on the floor, leading to a cardboard box propped-up by a stick. When she followed the trail of cheerios until she was under the box, I yanked the string, removing the stick, and the box fell, trapping her inside. Afterwards, I put her in my terrarium and fed her crickets and mealworms	/r/seduction	15/12/21 04:58 PM
96	What to do once I’m at a girl from tinders dorm You take a large stone with you and show her how far you can throw it. She'll take her pants off right away	/r/seduction	06/12/21 11:29 PM
3	Today a very sad event made me come to a realization. I swear, I've read this a few years ago, too	/r/seduction	01/12/21 03:50 AM
3	Serious men's seduction Clint Eastwood and James Bond have the seductive advantage of being in fictional movies. If you want to be like them, then you should write yourself into a fictional action movie so you can pretend to get girls	/r/seduction	29/11/21 04:10 PM
7	What to do if i make eye contact with my crush? Hold the eye contact and then try to pick your nose with your tongue	/r/seduction	25/11/21 05:28 PM
1	How should I dance at clubs/parties to have that ‘confident’ vibe? Be like this kid	/r/seduction	22/11/21 03:34 AM
1	How do I pick up girls First, you grab them. Then you lift them off the ground. That's how you pick up girls	/r/seduction	22/11/21 03:32 AM
24	What are traits that make a man sexually attractive to women? Being able to throw rocks and javelins far owning more than 12 pigs and leasing-out goats to servants being a veteran of at least 3 wars being a descendant of Nebuchadnezzar having pearl beads in your beard knowing the finest poetry by memory having a good supply of the finest spices and incense have nearly all your teeth try to stay syphilis-free until your third solar eclipse make daily blood sacrifices to Utu only drink the finest Greek wine don't be blind don't be a leper	/r/seduction	13/10/21 09:49 PM
1	What’s the best way to make girls chase you? Tape a dollar to your back and run	/r/seduction	30/09/21 09:56 PM
1	Men who have had lots and lots casual sex. How much do looks matter for getting laid? Women are not anymore complicated than your average human being. You're just overthinking it, and you're relying too much on psychological tricks and formulas you're finding on this subreddit. Just be funny and confident and stay well groomed and they'll come to you	/r/seduction	26/09/21 10:28 PM
1	Men who have had lots and lots casual sex. How much do looks matter for getting laid? It matters, but not as much as you think. I'm 5'10 a d decent looking. I have moderate amount of success with girls, but I've found that being a fun goofball at parties is the best way to attract girls. I had a friend in college who was about 6'4 and (I'd say) more attractive than me, yet he never got laid because he lacked confidence and charisma. He would weird-out and never approach girls.	/r/seduction	26/09/21 10:25 PM
144	Easy Guide To Complimenting Girls And Making Them Melt (+Infield Examples) I've found that ray guns are better at melting girls than compliments.	/r/seduction	06/08/19 03:24 PM
5	How do I become less normal and serious ond my dates and daygame? pull down your pants, helicopter that trunk, and make squacking sounds.	/r/seduction	25/07/19 05:05 AM