It sounds like you have a lot of pent up resentment towards women/female authority figures in your life that you need to walk through with a therapist…
It’s a bad joke, but do you really think someone deserves to be burned alive in hell for eternity for a bad joke? Have you never made a non PC joke before?
Giving birth impacts your life, emotionally and physically(even if you put the child up for adoption.) Abortion impacts your life, emotionally and physically. When women get pregnant, they’re going to be seriously impacted no matter what they choose.