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Damaged GoodsImTheCynicalAsshole/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/20 09:20 PM
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Single Mom TearsImTheCynicalAsshole/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/19 01:33 AM
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Amber Heard isn't just a crazy bitch, she's an actress.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/20 01:07 AM
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I'm a straight, happy and childfree bachelor. I'd be satisfied. I'm sure I'm not the only one of my kind. I currently have to transact sex with women anyway. Instead of getting feelings involved, it'd be better to have legal prostitution.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/20 06:54 PM
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Which explains why prostitution isn't legal.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/20 04:25 PM
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First cum, first serve bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/20 08:39 PM
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Chicks like this are the epitome of this sub. You want a good man with good hygiene but what do you really bring to the table besides your "spherical" figure, 2 kids and boring personality? We know you aren't bringing food to the table, it's already gone. Instead, women like this will continue to be fat and boring as long as there are men that will put their dick in them. Not this good man though. No ma'am.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/20 10:39 PM
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"Curvy" Riiiight. A ball is just one big curve. Delivers pizzas? Is there anything left by the time it's delivered? "Not really" into hookups. Ok but if I showed up, you would. Got it. Jeff Epstein meme on a dating profile? Lame pop music? Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/20 03:03 PM
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And she didn't just enslave one man, she enslaved every tax-paying man, woman and child.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/20 11:09 PM
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Hopefully someone cancer like the thot she is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/20 04:26 PM
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The cougars are my favorite, to be honest. But this woman? You're paying for dates...actually no. We're not even going out in public. I'll sneak you to my place to cook and clean, we'll bang in the dark and I'm sending you're ass on the road in the middle of the night so none of my neighbours see you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/20 01:11 AM
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Here's the thing. The father will be out of jail eventually. After every one of her relationships fail, she'll be right back in the arms of the father because 1. He is her alpha bad boy 2. He will contact her so he can see his kids and get sex right outta jail. She is warning every single guy of the future shit show that is coming. NEXT!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/20 12:27 AM
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She's a bartender and beautiful for 43. She should have no.problems getting a decent guy, so why is she on Tinder? She's got kids and bills. Here's how I think it's gonna go down: She's got plenty of dudes she can fuck from being a bartender, which she's been doing this whole time. None of them are willing to commit because of said baggage. So how does she fuck hot guys and get the provider she desires? Get on Tinder and find a man that doesn't know their worth. Dude will marry this woman and ta…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/20 08:21 PM
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03' Altima, cracked windshield, different colored fender, 513 credit score and an associates in medical billing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/19 12:47 AM
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I didn't downvote you, but its coming from everyone, including myself, that being a tall, white, good-looking and rich guy is the top. Statistics on OkCupid have shown that. And guess who's at the bottom? Black women and Asian men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/19 02:17 AM
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You'd think these bittys might wanna see if Chad or Tyrone have a stable life before fucking them so they can raise their own little shits. Too much to ask I guess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/19 01:05 AM
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Woman has sex irresponsibly with Tyrone, gets pregnant, Tyrone leaves, kid gets sick, takes kid to er, can't afford bill on McDonald's income, hospital collects, waaa capitalism.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/19 01:37 AM
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Looking for her next husband? Well, the beach is certainly the right place except she should be in the water... It amazes me how unaware some of these women are. You're divorced, you're fatish, no hook-ups meaning you will hook-up if I say the right thing. You're only going to attract more shit girl.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/19 02:42 PM
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