Your not ugly. You know who's ugly? Clint Eastwood. What the fuck is he looking a? Dude looks like a riesin. I can't eat riesins they make me think of my grandma when she naked
So when Columbus set foot in Cuba they're were like tribes fighting each other. One tribe asked to enslave the other. Pocahontas was like little girl running around doing cart wheels Amerricca Vaspucci was the legit dude man bro. The greatest president of all time is Grant Motherfucker rode a horse through battle in the Mexican War Started getting drunk all the time. Gave his slaves freedom even his wife hated it. Woman.. now you have to some laundry lady. Fuck Sherman that guy was a dick. Sherm…
I wonder why woman are so shallow after sexual intercourse I have to pay for waffle house while I smoke and fart outside. Have you ever payed for waffles at 4 in the morning for a woman who has bad. Its a god damn nightmare
