Impalmator Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
20	Intimidation Start by changing your username. You got to control your negative self talk, and work hard at improving the things you can improve. You can’t change your height, but you can be fit, be well groomed and dress well.	/r/TheRedPill	19/09/23 01:07 AM
26	Don’t be me. Learn how to cook now? He should be deleting reddit and spend every waking hour looking for a job.	/r/TheRedPill	12/09/23 03:14 AM
3	Nuclear shit test example Agree with your take. If I really liked the girl I’d be dissapointed at her decision making, but there’s no “test” to “handle”.	/r/TheRedPill	14/08/23 02:35 AM
4	Guess which one is controllable. Every 1st to 5th of the month. No lube.	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/08/22 10:43 PM
12	Guess which one is controllable. “Suck my dick” “I’ll throw in rimming if you’re 110 lb or less”	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/08/22 12:49 PM
104	Guess which one is controllable. A girl asked how much was my rent and I asked her if she liked anal.	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/08/22 12:47 PM
6	Verdict just read: Heard and Depp both fucked each other over, but Heard fucked over Depp by 13 million more. To be fair Johnny’s attorneys statement which got shot down was definitely real, they just could not prove it.	/r/PussyPassDenied	02/06/22 01:45 AM
27	petition to make this the subs official image! Baccardi Coke	/r/PussyPassDenied	02/06/22 01:42 AM
19	petition to make this the subs official image! She got fifthed.	/r/PussyPassDenied	02/06/22 01:41 AM
4	Should I try to lower a girls expectations of sex? Buy Viagra and let her form her own opinion.	/r/seduction	21/05/22 02:07 AM
6	Married girl at work, is so flirty and into me, and can't even talk to other women in front of her. What's going on here? Don’t be an asshole and don’t bang a chick you know to be married. Don’t bang the other one either there are many ways how banging colleagues can backfire. Keep your mind on the money and fuck around all you want outside of work.	/r/seduction	27/04/22 06:12 AM
6	Here's an interesting article. Somehow I think alcohol was a major factor, but the police handled it rather well. She got a quantum pass. Sort of granted but also sort of denied at the same time.	/r/PussyPassDenied	10/01/22 08:24 AM
1	Moderator claims we're all incels for posting here and permabans me I don’t see how any of this was a pussy pass being denied. Unless OP is a woman who got denied a pass from her antagonising a mod over political views in another sub.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/12/21 02:40 PM
4	Moderator claims we're all incels for posting here and permabans me Irrelevant post + low-key brigading. Well done.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/12/21 02:33 AM
5	I know where this girl lives. Act on it. Once you make it to jail you’ll lose your virginity immediately.	/r/seduction	28/05/21 08:29 PM
2	Lol I've never even posted anything in either of these subreddits until now You got to work on your reading comprehension skills. The question was male equivalent to FDS.	/r/PussyPassDenied	13/05/21 10:26 AM
1	Lol I've never even posted anything in either of these subreddits until now Maybe r/theredpill	/r/PussyPassDenied	13/05/21 09:17 AM
34	Honestly? I just snapped at this girl and it worked out Don’t overthink it and just hit it. Stakes will only get higher losing your virginity to a girl you are actually interested in and that will totally mess up your frame and behaviour. Go for the low hanging fruit is my 2C. Nobody starts football at the NFL. This is training.	/r/TheRedPill	17/03/21 05:34 AM
38	Honestly? I just snapped at this girl and it worked out Congrats. Now get that one in the bag and get the virginity issue out of the way. You do need to get that out of the way ASAP. So take the freebie and don’t worry about the nature of women and men. You got a lifetime for that.	/r/TheRedPill	17/03/21 05:21 AM
1	Amber Heard Has Been Fired From Jason Momoa's "Aquaman 2" There should be an acknowledgement of Mera dying of constipation after eating a bag of dicks.	/r/PussyPassDenied	07/03/21 06:20 AM
1	Racist Karen has a meltdown over cardboard boxes Voldemort	/r/PussyPassDenied	07/03/21 05:38 AM
4	Thoughts if girl sends you a picture of her stomach? She wants the D. Make a move.	/r/seduction	08/11/20 06:41 AM
5	Proctor & Gamble loses $8 Billion, decides maybe war on men was a bad idea... If there is anything more annoying than true feminists, SJWs and wokesters its people or companies that pose as them for profit. I'll never buy anything from Gillette again, even if they use Bitches Aint Shit as soundtrack for their next commercial. They can all get fucked.	/r/TheRedPill	07/08/20 06:55 AM
2	Record - Uruguay Male suicide rates set a new record Huge plot twist in the gender inequality narrative. What if solving gender inequality weren't a one way street?	/r/TheRedPill	14/07/20 04:56 AM
3	The Shared Alpha Yeah I didnt dispute what you said. Rhetorical question contemplating the awesomeness of banging a mom and daughter.	/r/TheRedPill	02/07/20 07:41 AM
16	The Shared Alpha Fuck man hitting the mom and the daughter representative of the norm? Its more representative of a Brazzers script lol.	/r/TheRedPill	02/07/20 06:49 AM
14	Mia Khalifa Wants Her Videos Removed I made the mistake of suggesting TRP to a poster who got dumped and was seeking advice on reddit. I immediately got chased away by a horde of picthfork bearing eunuchs and their dominas. I just put the link, nothing else.	/r/TheRedPill	30/06/20 03:25 AM
3	One can see hypergamy at a young age Ignoring the girl you want to bang honest or not, works. The first girl I ever banged was the unxpected result of walking away. Had a crush on her for a long time and became "friends". She flaked when I made a move so my first instinct was to back off and cut communications with her and her whole group of friends. She chased me back and we ended up dating for 2 years.	/r/TheRedPill	01/06/20 05:14 AM
15	You're not a beta becoming an alpha. You're an alpha recovering from a fucking disease! Most people will agree with you. Seeking improvement is always worthy of respect. Fat acceptance however is saying that not only having 13 cheeseburgers and a quart of corn syrup for breakfast is fine, but also becoming a barrel of lard and dying of clogged arteries at 23 due to it is fine. Perhaps we should encourage them.	/r/TheRedPill	09/05/20 02:38 PM
8	You're not a beta becoming an alpha. You're an alpha recovering from a fucking disease! Swoleacceptance is where its at fatsos should repent amd return to the path.	/r/TheRedPill	09/05/20 02:31 PM
3	Have you swallowed the Red Chewable Tablet? A good friend of mine told a whinning employee: If you can't endure, turn around and let me fuck you in the ass. Otherwise, what are you a man for? Great philosophy. Picture my friend coming for your ass every time you get whinny. This will give you perspective.	/r/MarriedRedPill	03/04/20 08:14 AM
2	Obama Says Women Are "Indisputably Better" Than Men, And Should Lead Every Country Obama go and return your cock 'n' balls if chicks are so awesome. What a huge mangina this dude turned out to be.	/r/TheRedPill	17/12/19 06:00 AM
0	So, you decided to try trying eh? Congratulations to you too.	/r/MarriedRedPill	10/12/19 10:38 PM
0	So, you decided to try trying eh? You have a serious reading comprehension problem. It’s not you fault though.	/r/MarriedRedPill	10/12/19 10:23 PM
1	So, you decided to try trying eh? Congratulations!	/r/MarriedRedPill	10/12/19 04:25 PM
2	So, you decided to try trying eh? Ibuprofen is a nasty habit to acquire and the potential gains impact is the least of the problems. I try not to take any painkiller these days really. You use the word faggot too much for someone who squats with a hoodie. May be correlated.	/r/MarriedRedPill	10/12/19 04:07 PM
-1	So, you decided to try trying eh? What if I told you that you can see my abs in any light? Woukd that make you uncomfortable too? Also I'm a Master 1 so fuck you, son.	/r/MarriedRedPill	10/12/19 03:23 PM
1	So, you decided to try trying eh? That seems to be the consensus. There are some studies where it was shown that static stretches not only impact strength output but also increase injury rate. After w/o was shown to increase recovery rate and reduce DOMS.	/r/MarriedRedPill	10/12/19 12:46 PM
1	So, you decided to try trying eh? No: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/18461099/ No: Needless to explain. Yeah, I do me.	/r/MarriedRedPill	10/12/19 12:38 PM
-1	So, you decided to try trying eh? 1000 lb club checking in. Caffeinated crew checkin in. Ibuprofen crew anyone? Hoodies indoors are for douches. I just hope you didnt mean use it to rest the bar.	/r/MarriedRedPill	10/12/19 12:06 PM
7	Men cheat physically. Women cheat physically, emotionally, and mentally. Why a cheating woman is far worse than a cheating man Agree. A lot of TRP wisdom degenerates into straight up hate for chicks wich is inherently gay. Use knowledge to exploit it and to not get played, yes. Hate and complain, bend over.	/r/TheRedPill	04/12/19 03:21 AM
14	The Politics of the Manosphere, Part 1. Yes, The Red Pill is Political I think the reason it is commonly said its apolitical is in the sense that it does not align to a specific party. Saying it is apolitical in an absolute sense is nonsense. There is not such a thing, everyrhing is political. Also, the water is wet.	/r/TheRedPill	04/12/19 12:10 AM
12	The Politics of the Manosphere, Part 1. Yes, The Red Pill is Political Politics may just be social consequence of sexual impulses.	/r/TheRedPill	04/12/19 12:04 AM
9	So are women doing cold approach now? “pick-up lines were rated by male participants as most likely to be effective. They found that direct pick-up lines were most successful, flippant pick-up lines were second most successful, and innocuous lines were least likely to be judged as effective.” It used to throw me off and turn me off when they came too strong. The chase is better than the catch as Lemmy said.	/r/TheRedPill	02/12/19 06:44 AM
7	Beginners Guide to Getting in Shape Part 2: Programming for Linear Strength Fair points both. I think Rippetoe's logic behind the low bar is the weight as you pointed, and that it is safer for the knees. High bar squats tend to cause more forward knee travel. In my view, not sure if Rippetoe would agree, it also has a higher carryover to deadlift due to the emphasis on the hips. As for the false grip, I personally do't use it and wouldnt advise it either. Thats a quirk left to advanced lifters who understand the basics well and can "break the rules" based on their knowl…	/r/TheRedPill	02/12/19 01:04 AM
2	Beginners Guide to Getting in Shape Part 1: Why Strength over Aesthetics (At first) The program that OP is recommending for noobs is designed for people with no prior experience, there is no need to hold back you can jump right into it if you want to get started with weights. Also he is giving specific advice on how to implement the program, which is going to be more useful than broadly suggesting other approaches.	/r/TheRedPill	29/11/19 03:54 AM
3	Beginners Guide to Getting in Shape Part 1: Why Strength over Aesthetics (At first) I actually got him Rip's "barbell prescription" book last christmas and thats how he started. He's now doing Sheiko programs lol. Lifting should be in every man's life always. Its a pity you dont see many older folk in the gym, unfortunately some health professionals are not knowledgeable enough about it and scare people away when they should be encouraging them.	/r/TheRedPill	29/11/19 02:37 AM
3	Beginners Guide to Getting in Shape Part 1: Why Strength over Aesthetics (At first) Dont get me started on the "cant squat bad knees crew" lol. I got my dad who is 70 on SS after a year of treatment/doctors for a shoulder injury. He fixed it within 3 months of barbell training. And I think my mom has way less way influence on him now as a side effect lol.	/r/TheRedPill	29/11/19 02:09 AM
4	Beginners Guide to Getting in Shape Part 1: Why Strength over Aesthetics (At first) Cool. Yes TM can get pretty brutal. And now that you mention it, the powerbuilding approach is probably the optimal within the RP context. Very generous of you to share the knowledge and help out the bros here.	/r/TheRedPill	29/11/19 01:56 AM
2	Beginners Guide to Getting in Shape Part 1: Why Strength over Aesthetics (At first) Injuries come with the package if you are training for strength. By the time you are moving weights large enough to cause injuries you will already know how to fix them. So dont convince yourself that you cant lift heavy because you can and you should. Edit: removed the rest, commentary is fine but its your post so no need to add alternative advice. Will be more useful if you just post the info you have planned and people ask you questions.	/r/TheRedPill	29/11/19 01:45 AM
15	Beginners Guide to Getting in Shape Part 1: Why Strength over Aesthetics (At first) Recreational powerlifter here. Competitive bodybuilder in my late teens. PL helped my confidence a lot, particularly keeping my cool in situations were I would have lost my temper otherwise. When you have a conflict with someone it keeps things in perspective knowing that you can overhead press them for reps, lol. My vote goes for strength of course. If you are new start with Starting Strength (just dont do the GOMAD part) then progress to Texas Method. Then as an advanced lifter you'll figure o…	/r/TheRedPill	29/11/19 01:24 AM
4	You will have to pay for your parents' debt. Yes, but no. With great love and respect for your good intentions, owning your shit includes not blaming your parents for their shortcomimgs, ever. Thats the hand you were dealt. Making the best out of your hand is the way, dont waste time rationalizing whys and blaming others. Spend that time impoving.	/r/TheRedPill	28/11/19 05:27 AM
4	My “First MRP Moment”, I believe. It will never be the same. I dont understand your point at all. He got laid, which was what he wanted. What do you suggest, refuse a BJ because he set his boundary? Go to the gym and spend some time with other dudes instead of getting some pussy? You got it all upside down. Big picture is he wanted to fuck, he got his way. You are thinking like a chick. She thinks she controls the gates, but he got to fuck when her initial stance was no pussy tonight, so she is the one who folded.	/r/MarriedRedPill	20/10/19 06:37 AM