If she's lonely and single because men don't like being outshined by women or being dumber than a woman, then there'd be A LOT of teachers being hated by boys very early on.
What the hell is your problem, man? What did Dairy Queen ever do to you to garner such vitriol? They're actually good quality. This here is just an unhappy meal.
It was kinda difficult at first to tell which way she's actually facing and damn...those bingo wings...she didn't even finish developing them, and is that filter showing fungus on their tongue?