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11

I don't think there are a whole lot of men turning to men because of women's bullshit. They are turning to men because that's their particular bag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/19 03:43 PM
13

Toyota if you're lucky. It's mostly 14-year-old Oldsmobiles out there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/19 03:47 PM
8

Ask your doctor if Noassatall is right for you...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 06:45 PM
5

They must think thirst will conquer all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 06:44 PM
11

"I know what I want, and what I deserve!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 06:42 PM
3

Have your W-2 in hand please for expediency.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 08:47 PM
4

Stop Conceiving Out of Wedlock: as fundamental a fact as hydrogen fusion in the Sun's core
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 08:46 PM
15

This is always understated. I absolutely don't want to deal with someone else's fuck trophy, especially if I have none of my own
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 02:45 PM
4

Exactly right. She's entitled and still delusional about the wall. What a hilarious cliche.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/19 03:37 PM
3

"I easily drink a six pack of Diet Coke per day."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/19 05:00 PM
16

Ego stroking too
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/19 11:23 PM
18

She sees men as interchangeable, walking dollar signs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/19 11:20 PM
7

No, OP busted out two kids before age 22. He was done with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/19 11:18 PM
5

Pull those dreads back. I wanna see the neck tats! /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/19 03:39 AM
69

My Lord, that's fucking disgusting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 03:03 PM
3

Like dynamite in the hole
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/19 09:17 PM
6

Thought this in Russian accent for some reason
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/19 09:16 PM
10

Holy Cow
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/19 09:12 PM
10

Ant Man floating in the Quantum Realm
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/19 09:07 PM
26

Exactly right. Men will fuck a fat bitch; it doesn't mean they prefer it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 01:13 AM
87

Your assertiveness must've made her panties wet. Of course she had a great time; someone picked her up at her house, paid for her dinner, took her to a movie she wanted to see, and then took her home again. That's like a lady showing up to your place, sucking you off until your balls quake, and then leaving without fanfare. Easy good time with no effort. EDIT : Strange autocorrect
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 12:17 AM
6

I saw her picture and could smell her rank cigarette breath, like the cold chill of a ghost in the room.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/19 10:10 PM
2

And way too many fucking kids for a guy to inherit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/19 10:08 PM
49

"I was taken advantage of" by the football team.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 11:54 PM
5

I've seen this before. The father of the two-year-old is the only one who gives a shit about his kid, so he might have took her to court. The other dads probably come and go.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 03:16 PM
21

You also have to go camping every single weekend with her and her kids. Non negotiable.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/19 05:08 PM
14

Yes, at least he has a talent for crime.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/19 05:07 PM
7

Men are pigs because they have installed her in her proper role: pump and dump.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/19 12:52 AM
7

She's looking for a muscle man hot shot that can blow an orgasm through her brain like a shockwave but also help her three inherited children with their homework.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/19 12:50 AM
18

Me No Talk. Me Have Pussy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/19 12:46 AM
19

Don't forget to add plentiful student loans to that list.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/19 12:44 AM
3

CHAD SHOT WAD. THE END.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/19 10:34 PM
7

Damn that's a wild ride.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/19 10:33 PM
12

Crushed and sprinkled in coffee surreptitiously
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/19 04:50 PM
55

She dunno who dun it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/19 11:10 PM
8

You can smell her foul pussy and breath through the webpage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/19 11:09 PM
65

What these women need to get through their thick skulls is that dating apps are for fucking. Men think of them as intended: a cheap and easy way to get their dick wet. I read an almost identical post as this one earlier this morning on ASK MEN. If women want a relationship, they need to find a way to talk to a man in person. Of course, no way they would ever lift a finger or get their lard ass off the couch and into a vulnerable social setting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/19 07:16 PM
30

"Ugh, can't I just sit here for once and not be talked to by a (beta) man?!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/19 12:18 AM
9

Naw man, she needs the constant attention of men to power her demented soul.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 08:09 PM
11

Oh shit, you're an UBER driver that has seen this?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 08:08 PM
3

I went through it with a fine toothed comb and found no mention of illegitimate kids. Has The Good Lord arisen and performed a miracle?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/19 11:34 AM
3

Cardiomegaly
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/19 11:33 AM
25

This woman is a 1. What a frightful mien!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/19 05:49 AM
8

And hambeast bodies
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 08:04 PM
13

Ladyflaps
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/19 09:49 PM
1

Is "waffle sauce" some type of fruit topping or maple syrup?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/19 11:37 PM
10

LOL good deal
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/19 10:28 AM
23

Your destiny is your own, sir.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/19 10:01 AM
93

Damn, I don't think I'd want to be her King for even one night.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/19 04:09 PM
44

Prince was breaking pussies at 5'3", wearing platforms and purple outfits. I miss the guy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/19 10:40 PM
23

But muh genetics!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/19 09:31 PM
17

Good reference there
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/19 03:37 AM
29

Well, shit at least you're telling it to her straight. What has been her response?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/08/19 11:53 PM
8

Are you prepared for the true size of the universe?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/08/19 05:37 PM
10

In all my years, I've never seen a white chick where Baby #1 was half black and the second was not the same. It's as sure as turkey on Thanksgiving.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/08/19 05:34 PM
7

She needs the tingles in her life. Helluva drug indeed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/19 05:03 PM
6

This broad is a cliche.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/19 04:59 PM
13

Shit, I never realized that ballooned up pregnant bitches are so bereft of cock that they peddle their wares online. I was naive; I figured that if you were knocked up that you might want to lay off the strange dick for awhile until things straightened out. You know how wrong I was.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/19 07:21 PM
436

He just got married a year ago too. This is some calculating shit on the part of his demon twat wife.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/19 03:29 PM
24

Getting to the age for them to have out of wedlock kids you can help raise.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/19 04:23 PM
7

Same here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/19 04:21 PM
10

They have kids first and worry about the rest later.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/19 12:37 AM
6

Bailout or sugar bailout? Holy shit! Just the Disney season passes alone will be thousands of dollars.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/19 03:39 AM
33

And now the husband is free from his dungeon, taking in the misty salt air of the sea, marveling at the wonderment of life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/19 03:25 AM
105

And how can she fuck it up so bad? This bitch must be borderline. Both of her siblings and mother don't like her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/19 03:22 AM
19

Sorry to get off topic but SUPERBONERELLI LOL!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/19 05:29 PM
54

Every piece of evidence should've been copied to a USB drive to diminish possible divorce rape in the future.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/19 11:41 PM
9

OP and many subsequent commenters still pitifully living in the shadow of high school.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 04:02 PM
10

You're right. Both are filthy sluts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 02:55 AM
7

I support the OP's attempt at poaching, as long as she's not a filthy slut like her friend.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/19 09:32 PM
15

Sounds like a case for the Supreme Court to work out. What constitutional argument could be made that it's not some random man's fault on what ghost's sperm planted itself in some bitch's womb. The state will have to pay. If the Mom can't take care of the kid, she a) loses it b) goes to jail c) can fess up to Uncle Sam who the bio dad might be.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/19 09:23 PM
76

See the chest tat peeking out?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/19 10:39 PM
4

Sounds like a line off of Deadwood
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/19 10:23 PM
24

It needs to be broadcast frequently and in detail so that more men are aware
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/19 04:07 PM
79

30 dicks at age 19. Holy shit! Girls growing up near military bases are always going to be loose. Neverending supply of Joes throwing themselves at their feet in hopes for a taste.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/19 01:22 PM
16

Having a high partner count affects the ability for the woman to pair bond. She then just sees the man as a warm body filling a role that could potentially toss him to the side after devouring his wallet like a maniacal pit bull.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/19 12:36 PM
108

She only kept the lights on with the other guys because she wasn't a tubby landwhale yet and not ashamed of her rolls.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/19 12:24 PM
12

The local Walmart has video on the wall of a lady getting her brow stitched up by an Indian technician. If you want to brave the trek to that locale...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/19 01:42 AM
25

I'm reminded of Toni Tennille, who dumped Darryl Dragon (Captain) after 30-40 years of marriage, when he developed dementia. He had a good long ride but in the end, she tossed him on his ass. Poor guy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/19 08:34 PM
18

Lifting the 2.5 lb baby weights for 10 rep sets.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/19 03:18 AM
10

Be honest, did one of you guys write this as a lark? I don't think I've seen one so delusional on this subreddit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/19 11:13 PM
18

Laughter, drinking water, sunshine
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/19 06:10 PM
24

She's grasping at anything that's not serious work for income.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/19 06:07 PM
12

She already popped out some kids for you to raise. So you now have an "instant family." Just add water, like ramen noodles.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/19 10:39 AM
8

Once he's fucking a new young filly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/19 02:37 AM
10

Especially the gym rats. But what's the alternative? Women shaped like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Either way a loser.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/19 06:45 AM
6

Ain't that the truth? Women here post a 4x4 section of their skin for their profile pic, but it's just the right section to get motors revved.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/19 06:42 AM
4

Any purposeful group run by men (US Army, Dad's Household Rules, WAATGM) is going to be strict. That's how we accomplish stuff without emotional irrational poppycock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/19 05:19 AM
5

"Go smoke that shit across the street and take a shower before getting into bed"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/19 10:25 PM
7

Hilariously nutless
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/19 07:02 PM
9

Nature has made it pretty easy to notice in this case.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/19 06:54 PM
23

It's not that you're racist, it's that you're gay for not wanting her undeniably hot cunt right then and there. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/19 06:52 PM
32

What kind of melted petri dish agar would leak out of that cooze?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/19 09:49 PM
21

I see "settle down with" and think, "OK, How many kids does she have?" Then, when I read the bio, I'm still surprised.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/19 05:35 AM
3

I've only seen it a couple of times, with last night being the second. The best scene is either the wormhole or Miller's planet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/19 05:15 AM
3

This is a great comment. Thank you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/19 12:03 AM
3

Did you watch this last night on FX?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/19 12:00 AM
6

This is a dumb but honest question. How do you bench press at home safely without a spotter?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/19 11:45 PM
13

This bitch should be working in Littlefinger's whorehouse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 10:53 PM
7

Their pussy is just that special that they don't have to lift not even a pinkie toward the effort.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 10:46 PM
8

Little ray ray of sunshine
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 10:45 PM
9

Anti-erection stuff there
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/19 05:26 PM
3

Reminds me of some Melissa McCarthy skit on SNL.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/19 05:25 PM
18

She does have a question on her "application" where she asks, "Do you workout?" This is in spite of the fact that she has a blobby ass and thighs and a fat apron nearly hanging over her pubis.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/19 05:24 PM
15

Just like no smiling pictures = snaggletooth
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/19 01:21 AM
33

Cigarettes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 05:25 AM
6

Or eat bugs in the POW camp
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/19 11:18 PM
35

You want this man to renounce God for you? What kind of demon whore are you? This is exactly the kind of deception that Christians look out for.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/19 12:55 AM
4

Now you've got me snapping fingers to Kool and the Gang.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 01:48 AM
5

Branch swinging indeed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 12:53 AM
5

None of my male elders ever gave me any guidance on the venomous tendencies of late teen and twentysomething thots.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 11:50 PM
23

She should ditch that second picture with the yellow shirt. Makes her look like a senior citizen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 08:41 AM
26

Her pen pal "friend" will be staying at your place when he gets out, until he can "get on his feet." Your bed will also be soaked in their fuck puddles while you toil at work.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 06:52 PM
1

100 cocks by age 22. Them's porn star numbers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/19 05:10 AM
1

100 cocks by age 22. Them's porn star numbers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/19 05:07 AM
1

100 cocks by age 22. Them's porn star numbers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/19 05:07 AM
12

Respectfully sir, this is the reason: all the thirsty men in their orbit throwing dick at them, they think their pussy is gold and diamond encrusted.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 11:25 PM
6

Have you ever seen those tiny baby dumbbells...?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/19 05:50 PM
34

Very first thing, right of the bat, must be tall, implored with a sorrowful emoji. Must have nice tits 😩
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/19 05:35 PM
3

Then she really would be a fucking moron. But Bob is right. She can give that one up for adoption too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/19 10:08 PM
16

Really her big problem is producing a child where there is no man in the household to help her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/19 10:00 PM
9

Better this and let someone worthwhile raise the kid (probably would actually have a dad in that case)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/19 09:58 PM
4

But what about the crops?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 06:46 AM
31

Provider for the kids and benefactor of that world travel when they jump ship. But she's delusional. One of those kids is going to end up knocked up and living at home just like Mom did.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 06:44 AM
6

A pussy tingles for cock, which is also a good numbing agent for grief in some thots.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/19 06:10 AM
-3

There's always someone on this subreddit that has to inject politics into any topic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/19 03:41 AM
7

I like dreamin'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/19 05:15 AM
13

Hey, someday clothes with tags still attached will be the new currency.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/19 05:14 AM
8

I've noticed that recently with these profile screenshots. The women show just a small patch of skin, but it's just the right one to trigger thoughts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/19 12:58 AM
7

For those so thirsty the tongue swells.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/19 01:11 PM
16

Flat, pancake tires
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/19 01:18 AM
23

Straight in her uterus.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 05:17 AM
17

After you push out your first mistake, drive over to a firehouse and hand it over to a firefighter no questions asked. Then IUD yes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/19 04:10 AM
7

Don't you know this empowers her? She gets to fuck and chuck just like a guy!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/19 01:27 AM
11

These women that get their psyches blown out by the cock carousel always dread having sex with their husbands when they finally get married.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/19 01:23 AM
9

Haha, you're not alone. I've heard this one before too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/19 02:13 PM
1

Are we sure this profile isn't a veiled ad for prostitution?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/19 07:25 AM
14

And earning ability
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/19 11:16 PM
17

I wonder if it's because the 55-year-old women of their youth looked like Grandma Clampett. That's a low hurdle to jump.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/19 11:16 PM
23

My Crystal ball is telling me... San Francisco?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/19 11:04 PM
12

Where was this lady on the beauty scale?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/19 02:22 AM
56

She could provide some cougar pussy to some young buck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/19 11:10 PM
1

Government help notwithstanding, how can a single broad be a stay at home mom? It brings in no money.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/19 07:40 AM
8

Someone take this wonderful lady to an obstetrician/gynecologist in quick fashion for sterilization please. Thank you very much.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/19 01:01 AM
5

I guess this type of edginess is supposed to sell in the market nowadays?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/19 12:55 AM
10

So the gangbanger's jizz was leaking out of her cooze when hubby removed the garter? Gross. Also, I'm wondering why the child's father didn't get custody of her kid, but the aunt did.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/19 10:43 PM
17

That is some true chumphood, my friend. We have all been there on some scale.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/19 11:26 PM
7

Even still, her tits hang to her waistline.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/19 12:28 AM
2

Sounds like the new company commander in the army
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/19 12:56 AM
1

I doubt they'll be Democrats. Just your run of the mill poor bastards wondering "who took the jobs" and pointing at some brown guy picking fruit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/19 02:15 AM
7

Yes no violence, except for the figurative kick in the ass (out the door or in gear)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 03:20 PM
8

I mean, you let him squirt his cock juice in you. What's the problem?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 11:22 PM
54

Walks into Cock Market squinting like Clint Eastwood, cracks her knuckles and sneers "Listen here fuckers, Where Are All The Good Men?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 07:52 AM
21

NO O+ BLOOD TYPE!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 01:12 AM
10

She is likely a psycho bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/19 01:11 AM
11

Isn't 39-years-old too old to even harvest a woman's eggs, let alone attempt a successful implantation?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/19 04:50 AM
8

Hopefully, her parents had additional children. Otherwise, they are just as dumb expecting grandchildren.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/19 04:27 AM
4

YES DRILL SERGEANT!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/19 04:15 AM
18

She's incurably alpha widowed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/19 02:56 AM
1

Are these rides offered by friends or lecherous motorists passing by?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 08:59 PM
1

Absolutely correct. Most guys will out of necessity at least try to fix whatever problem they encounter. There is no other option.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 05:38 PM
1

I know several women that don't drive. Women in their 30s and 40s. Men could never get away with that shit! Not only would sex be non-existent except for the most Adonis-like Chad, but we would starve. No one would give a fuck about you and "rides" would dry faster than snow in Hawaii. There's a lot of shit I don't know but that's why I work, to pay for those that know what they are doing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 05:27 PM
10

Yeah, it's like they live in an alternate bizarre dimension.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 05:09 PM
12

I'm surprised her tits aren't touching her toes after three kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 05:08 PM
2

She is indeed reminiscent of the brother in law on Keeping Up Appearances.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/19 12:45 AM
5

Even some cavewoman would be better than this beast.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/19 12:43 AM
9

Nah, she'll be living with that mother of hers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/19 01:39 AM
2

Where was this originally posted? She can't actually be asking WAATGM for advice of this nature and not expect some sore ass cheeks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/19 12:32 AM
10

Not with that face
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/19 05:00 AM
3

I don't know how any man can do this outside of severe mental illness. It's akin to snipping your toes of one by one with bolt cutters.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/19 09:40 PM
161

Plus, it would make sense that European men would prefer to fuck European women. They are by far more beautiful than American women. Except for maybe their teeth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/19 04:04 PM
18

"Those computer boys are nice to have around and all, but I would never fuck one, lest my pussy lips will fall off. "
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 05:20 PM
6

Trying to lock you down with a block of demands, spit out at you like R. Lee Ermey.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/19 03:45 PM
22

SHUT UP YOUR GAY AND HAVE A SMALL DICK /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/19 03:23 PM
4

There was a lady with a shot of just her thighs in a mini skirt yesterday. That was a first.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/19 05:43 AM
4

Stuff a cork in it!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/19 04:24 AM
4

I would think the police hate having their time wasted with that kind of stuff.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/19 04:11 AM
5

True. She looks rough as hell.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/19 05:08 AM
6

Haha, like Chauncey Gardener?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/19 07:21 AM
9

For a minute there, I was like "why is this subreddit called Bumble?" OOTL
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/19 04:09 PM
20

Logs onto Travelocity
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/19 11:52 PM
13

No problem. She has an Uncle Sam.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/19 02:20 AM
4

How many crooked-eyed kids does she have?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/19 03:55 PM
2

That description is uproarious!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/19 03:54 PM
27

A hole is a hole...(/s)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/19 09:42 AM
3

Wha? And deny her impulses?? Never!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/19 02:01 AM
14

That dad has the thousand cock stare of disappointment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/12/18 06:54 PM
3

I guess they gotta hook you in with that sniff of coke that is their sexy pic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/18 02:59 AM
18

"This here baby I get you for the super low price of only $75,000. That's right, only $75,000!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/18 08:26 PM
3

With "frame," do you mean buffness or mental fortitude?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/18 04:23 PM
16

Lemme b honest
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/18 02:47 PM
9

There's gotta be a charitable organization around that already does that. Women just don't take advantage of the opportunities.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/18 04:50 AM
16

Simple solution: birth the kid and put it up for adoption. How hard is that? You're a train wreck, lady.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/18 04:45 AM
10

Life is too short to go even one nanosecond without a boyfriend /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/18 06:58 AM
18

Home town must be near a military base. Spent her formidable youth getting pumped full of Joe Juice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/18 04:57 PM
8

Some women are addicted to cock and the presence of males.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/18 11:36 PM
7

It was a shot in the dark. That's the only way I've ever heard it used.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/18 06:47 AM
11

I think Brits call it "fall" pregnant while we call it "get" pregnant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/18 05:38 AM
1

Glad to be of help :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/18 05:05 PM
4

She's taken so many cocks she's like a shell shocked veteran. Instead of the thousand yard stare, it's the thousand cock stare.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/18 05:13 AM
7

What in the fuck? This must be fake.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/18 03:05 PM
10

I guess someone who is never going to pay the bill anyway!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/18 04:14 PM
2

It's a rhetorical knife point at the throat. Sign me up!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/18 03:45 PM
14

Chilling statement
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/18 03:37 PM
18

And my other brother Darryl.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/18 05:46 PM
67

At 42 -- OK, I'm finally ready for a baby!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/18 07:47 PM
12

I think Dad took that baby to be adopted out if marriage wasn't an option. No questions asked (by daughter).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/18 07:45 PM
4

Dollar bid dollar bid
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/18 06:11 PM
18

You'd think they would say to themselves, "Hmmm, isn't it strange that a rich 50-year-old lady like Janet Jackson is able to have a baby out of her own cooch? Shenanigans abound"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/18 11:13 PM
8

A great irony will be that there is probably some woman out there that will sniff out the great opportunity this guy is. It's like how some people can pick winning stocks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/18 07:03 PM
5

Shit man, how right you are. I finally wised up on those two fronts. Then, you just have to watch out for the women that don't admit it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/18 01:31 AM
20

I remember figuring out that "sarcastic sense of humor" was a huge red flag in the 1990s as a young buck/idiot. A woman that claims this is never, ever good. Same as the ol' "I just don't get along with women" bullshit that leads to her being stuffed with strange cock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/18 12:24 AM
39

Yes, I also have a stinky puss. Deal with it!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/18 04:02 PM
9

Very good news
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/18 01:28 AM
8

How young were you, if I may ask?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/18 12:58 AM
5

Banned here? Nah!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/18 06:11 PM
16

Tramp stamps used to be trendy. Chest tattoos, or thigh tattoos, on women are only for the most inveterate whores.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/18 05:29 PM
14

And she'll get half your million dollars a year salary.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/18 05:17 PM
8

This lady sniffed out his vulnerability like a bloodhound. They are the worst enthusiastic sluts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/18 05:15 PM
5

"Hmmm, the client's wife looks a lot like Nancy Reagan." Unzips
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/18 05:05 PM
27

And a chest tattoo. Don't forget the chest tattoo!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/18 05:03 PM
3

Don't you want a little bit of that pussy first?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/18 09:23 PM
10

If you've thought of sex in the past hour then BEST STEP THE FUCK BACK!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/18 07:14 PM
2

Juan ain't going to tolerate her sass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/18 02:47 AM
1

That is low rated, sir.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/18 02:07 AM
2

She had kind of a bland countenance, and the aura of one with either/or stank breath or a stank pussy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/18 02:03 AM
18

She wants to sit at home and yell at her kids on her hubby's dime.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/18 11:39 PM
7

And tennis-ball-in-sock tits
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/18 10:27 PM
8

My urethra burns by just seeing those pics
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/18 04:04 AM
8

I can only stand that subreddit for about ten minutes before my fury rises.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/18 12:47 AM
11

Also, listed off a constellation of traits that are impressive in a human being as "standard" to remind you that, in the end, you still are nothing special.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/18 11:19 PM
6

I'd say "single" for a thousand in an envelope on the nightstand.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/18 01:07 AM
1

Anyone else find the flat brims thing weird? Kind of a benign thing to be the top disqualifier in a dating profile. That's like a man listing "no pink nail polish." Who gives a shit?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/18 04:38 PM
29

Assuming the foster parents aren't nuts too
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/18 12:09 AM
24

I don't think she thought about responsibilities at all. She just thought of how to get a dick in her twat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/18 12:08 AM
6

Something tells me that the men this lady attracts have no money.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/18 09:22 AM
15

Listen lady, why don't you just try to find a good, old fashioned female friend to help you through this difficult time? Why do you need a cock around if you're not going to do anything with it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/18 04:51 AM
2

Caught nut from a junkie. Yay!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/18 11:42 PM
2

Pro lifers obstruct
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/18 02:06 PM
89

"Would you like to date me? I own a home. I do also have a pendulous fat apron and a muff resembling Jonah Hill's Superbad hair style.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/18 06:51 AM
28

She needs to adopt those kids out, get her tubes tied using Medicaid, and then, carrying a pickaxe, head to the coal mine to earn a living.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/18 10:52 AM
3

How old was that little girl when put up for adoption?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/18 11:20 PM
10

Yeah, I think 0/10 is air.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/18 05:57 AM
7

I'm waiting. Come get me and my saggy twat, you White Knight you!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/18 07:11 PM
1

Fat bitter cat lady at age 60
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/18 07:43 AM
5

You are correct! Maybe just likes the wet dick part of the equation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/18 07:00 AM
14

I assumed he just likes having a wet dick and a free roof over his head
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/09/18 10:24 PM
3

But but... She's entitled to some dick isn't she? She shouldn't have to give up any of her cock-plowed life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/18 07:32 AM
3

Myopic pursuit to satiate pussy tingles
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/18 11:34 PM
5

I never knew this was a thing until I found this subreddit a few months back. Unbelievably prevalent apparently.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/18 11:33 PM
30

Unless she wants/needs the dick
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/18 07:46 PM
4

rips off hat and throws it to the ground That's it, I've had enough of this shit!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/18 03:56 AM
13

And he thinks we "won"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/18 10:23 PM
17

She must've thought she'd be with the black dude for the long term. I'm trying to figure out the timing of this, from smooching baby daddy to having some other moron carrying his splooge-kin exactly a year later. The black guy must've bailed like a photon burst as soon as the pregnancy test cross appeared.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/18 08:49 PM
19

He probably has a self esteem at eye level with bacteria.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/18 08:43 PM
6

"Michael Corleone, do you renounce Satan?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/18 08:40 PM
10

Stop the madness!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/18 08:27 PM
41

He's good y'all, so good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/18 08:20 PM
31

This bitch is mentally ill
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/18 01:57 AM
15

BOOM chest tattoo! Yuck
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/18 06:15 AM
7

Like a rotting potato
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/18 08:59 PM
10

Not to worry, I'm sure this lady's reproductive innards are shriveled up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/18 08:58 PM
44

Your dick in her pussy is like Ant Man floating through the Quantum Realm.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/18 09:16 PM
24

Then we shall respectfully forward her to the molten vent of Mount Kilauea.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/18 02:33 PM
59

Don't forget AND PREGNANT
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/18 10:47 PM
49

Some of these profiles chill me to the bone. I imagine some Stephen King or Twilight Zone scenario where I wake up with no mouth in a straitjacket with a pansexual pregnant broad with two cats smoking weed on a couch sitting next to me. I'm not really even too sure what pansexual is but I want no part of it romantically.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/18 05:34 AM
11

Anyone remember Jim Carrey's female weightlifter character from In Living Colour?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/18 04:01 PM
9

Meth and three packs a day
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/18 06:36 PM
6

Permanently gagged and bagged (over her head)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/18 11:00 PM
4

Look at the kind of pussy Tom Brady pulls. He's impregnated two models. Why would his vertical ilk want this squat bitch?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/18 02:54 AM
5

Interesting tidbit: did you know that the shortest male actor on the TV show Night Court was Charles Robinson (Mac) at 6'3"? John Larroquette (Dan) 6'4" Harry Anderson (Judge Stone) 6'4" Richard Moll (Bull) 6'8"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/18 02:51 AM
8

Heh heh.. Wait, is that the actual text?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/18 04:26 PM
11

I think she talking about her bazooms, but I can't see a picture on my end to know how fat she is EDIT: found the pics. Yeesh!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/18 04:59 PM
17

You'd have to be high on meth to fuck that hag
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/18 11:55 PM
31

And "ready made family" (some other guys splooge-kins)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/18 11:38 PM
13

Curvy heh heh
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/18 10:14 PM
27

She's down for licking snatch if the money's right.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/18 03:14 PM
6

Listen up, privates!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/18 05:40 AM
11

I've never understood why a guy would entertain these requests, unless he reserves the office desktop for his wank sessions and wants to warn loved ones. It is simply no one's business if I watch porn or bust a nut. We all have an entitlement to some privacy in a relationship.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/18 07:49 PM
2

Who keeps squirting babies into you, miss?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/18 09:38 AM
3

I am with you, my friend. A lot of cringeworthy ridiculousness on my part through the 90s.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/18 11:00 PM
3

Just through a check on my Google Maps app, it looks to be a fancy seaside restaurant in Malibu, California.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/18 10:57 PM
2

Anything for the dick
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/18 06:37 AM
13

Damn, that might be the understatement of the century.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/18 05:13 AM
4

Hopefully, he was paying attention to the traits of his kids, at the very least.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/18 12:42 PM
9

I don't think I could fuck a woman that was pregnant with another man's baby without vomiting. Thirstiness abounds with these guys.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/18 12:41 PM
18

Same here. Then went on and had more kids!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/18 04:14 AM
17

Can these women refrain from the cock for just a little bit? Pregnant and already seeking out a new man without any sunlight between.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/18 04:07 AM
9

More than likely she was the junkie and is now trying to emulate her venerated sponsor
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/18 02:55 AM
1

And maybe a little nibble of flabby pussy
/r/MGTOW01/07/18 07:18 PM
3

unzips pants I kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/18 02:11 AM
3

Great skills at eating pussy?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/18 11:53 PM
8

With fast food detritus throughout the interior
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/18 06:14 PM
7

Trying to live in fantasy Princess-land where the prince always comes back.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/18 06:10 PM
5

Choked on my spit with LOL . EDIT: fixed misspelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/18 11:20 PM
11

This is totally totally anecdotal, but I've heard stories of female soldiers turning mouth tricks furtively in their tents during their deployments. Their pockets were overflowing with cash. A lot of booze and a lot of troubled broads that join the army. Their brains are so fucked up you'd think they were fried by electricity. They've all been deep dicked to oblivion.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/18 03:41 PM
26

Heh heh -1
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/06/18 04:54 AM
3

Barfed in my mouth
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/18 12:39 AM
12

Don't forget - no tits or ass
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/18 10:23 PM
2

Some of those guys can be pretty wily.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/18 03:47 PM
8

HA, He'll claim the kid but won't put any cash out for it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/18 01:44 AM
8

Shit, how thirsty would you have to be...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/18 01:43 AM
3

I must say, that made me bust up in the break room.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/18 09:24 AM
5

We are all sinners, friend.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/18 07:06 PM
5

Ah yes, that's right! Well, I guess she is not too disingenuous then. (j/k)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/18 03:25 AM
22

She will be fat someday; that's a near guarantee.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/18 11:59 PM
1

Idle snatches reading Scripture
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/18 11:05 PM
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