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View 0 posts and 22 comments by JesustheSpaceCowboy on TheRedPill subreddit and various other subreddits related to The Red Pill community.
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What you call shit behavior, Eddie Guerrero called a Saturday.
/r/seduction29/12/20 02:26 AM
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Everyone always asks what is this post, they never ask how is this post.
/r/seduction17/11/20 07:33 PM
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Directions unclear, now I’m not allowed near high schools.
/r/seduction29/10/20 04:09 PM
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Tbh 2018 me,would just stay for the sex, he’d be aware of the “plenty of fish in the sea” but he was also attracted to crazy. If I didn’t wake up expecting to see a knife in my chest, she wasn’t the one lmao
/r/seduction08/09/20 10:32 PM
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What I’ve resorted to is to just telling them to call. my brain doesn’t handle texting well, I spiral into neediness of constant reassurance the moment I feel like I’m losing control of a situation. I can’t tell if “whatever” means “ugh, whatever” or “whatever, you dork” I can hear that in someone’s inflection. I tend to over text, so why text when everything can be discussed in a 45 minute phone call while I clean or whatever I’m doing. I’ve identified my shortcomings and found ways around them…
/r/seduction08/09/20 10:28 PM
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Can confirm that they do mental gymnastics to justify, I did them earlier to try and justify my own incident when I was trying to figure out how to tell a girl I’m talking with, then decided not to say anything about it cause it’s in the past and it’s not something to I’m trying to do again lmao.
/r/seduction06/09/20 05:16 PM
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Found Garrus Vakarian. Did you have the reach and she the flexibility?
/r/seduction06/09/20 02:31 PM
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I really tried to read the game it didn’t do it for me. I think I genuinely outgrew a quest for puss and just decided, eh I just want one person and build a family, I thought it would help me get there but I just stopped halfway through reading cause it didn’t seem genuine.
/r/seduction01/09/20 09:14 PM
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The upvotes seem to say my joke landed. Further more the fact that you can’t comprehend a joke or think the concept that someone doesn’t actually “need to improve their life” and has a self esteem for themselves is “self sabotaging.” I live in Yee Yee country in the middle of nowhere. I listen to Gojira, Slipknot, and the like. Most people in Yee Yee land listen to Brantley Gilbert. I don’t like horror films. I’ve grown past just fucking and want more so my options are way lower. A common reason…
/r/seduction18/08/20 01:00 PM
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I own my house, I’m fit, I’m sober of drugs and drink 3 beers tops, I have a killer personality but because of the fact I’m 5’6” I get less interest than most people. I’m a catch but not the literal biggest. If you break your legs and pull the bones further apart before they are cast when they heal it’ll add a couple inches as the bones that regrow will fill in the empty space between the tibia and fibula.
/r/seduction18/08/20 02:33 AM
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Looks at leg length aww man it’s gonna be a rough one boys, I’ll get the hammer.
/r/seduction18/08/20 12:10 AM
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See I get this, I really do but what if you feel your purpose is to be a father, and a great partner. I’m totally okay with my job, my life in general, but it really burns me that I’m single. Like shit man, I’ve literally watched every coworker my age get married, start families, often with each other and I just exist like excuse me, is retarded Andy samberg really that cool? HE CHEATED ON HIS THEN (ugly) GF TO BE WITH YOU! DO YOU REALLY THINK HE’S GONNA STICK AROUND CAUSE YOU GAVE HIM KIDS?! Li…
/r/seduction06/08/20 10:00 PM
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If your height matters, so does her weight remember that.
/r/seduction12/07/20 12:44 AM
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Not if you’re good at it.
/r/seduction27/06/20 08:17 PM
2

when in Rome
/r/seduction25/06/20 09:01 PM
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Wow, that’s a dignified response and I genuinely appreciate it along with the others in this thread but one question, what do I do with the blow up dolls on my bed?
/r/seduction25/06/20 08:58 PM
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You’re right, today the anxiety will hit me like an F-150 instead of a Peterbilt 18 wheeler.
/r/seduction25/06/20 08:48 PM
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Your comment was callous as shit, like you didn’t even have a concept of anxiety and attacked the dude and told him to “get the blowup dolls off his bed” like he’s a simp.
/r/seduction25/06/20 08:12 PM
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I’d like you to meet my friend anxiety, he’s a real killer at parties, you say gee golly anxiety, that gal looks so fresh over there, I think I’m gonna say hi! Anxiety looks you up and down and mutters, not like that buddy, look at you with your styled hair and your slightly untied shoe. She’ll think you’re a bigger dork than the Ed Boys! But Anxiety! You shout back, I decided today was the day! Anxiety chuckles, he has heard this many times, only to witness defeat.
/r/seduction25/06/20 07:47 PM
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No no I think you miss understood my post. Intentions were perfectly clear, including multiple times saying I didn’t want sex if it was just to do it, if it wasn’t going to mean something I didn’t want anything to do with it. All in all it worked out cause she got hit by a forklift at work and I was the only witness so I lied to the safety guy when he asked if the driver honked is horn, I mean it was okay if SHE lied so I thought I’d return the favor lmao
/r/seduction20/06/20 05:33 PM
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Interjection, I will get mad if I’ve already slept with you multiple times and then you come at me with how you “aren’t ready for a relationship” so you can fuck other dudes, AFTER we’ve had a talk about how I’m not interested in just banging you and want something legit well before we even slept together.
/r/seduction19/06/20 07:48 PM
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Is that Chad Grey?
/r/seduction10/12/19 05:21 PM
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