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6

I agree...she is hilarious
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/26 11:13 PM
1

Nice wHispy moustache you got there honey
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/26 08:18 PM
8

and if you do get with her, the only way she'll use your name is if she's yelling it at you. of course, she'll also use her favorite pet name for you; IDIOT!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/25 04:21 AM
8

Guessing she wears her stretchy pants to these happyhour dates
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/25 11:05 PM
1

I NEED YOU(r paycheck!)
/r/PussyPassDenied12/10/25 11:22 PM
4

Dad...we've talked about this before. She's not your girlfriend...she's your wife...and my mom. Also...ewwwww!
/r/PussyPassDenied07/07/25 10:04 PM
16

Her passcode was 6969
/r/PussyPassDenied03/04/25 07:19 PM
3

"3" "Oh 3 isn't bad." "No...the number consists of 3 digits."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/23 03:57 AM
4

"just not" vs "not just"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/23 11:11 PM
12

if you DO reach out to her, do it on Father's Day. Busiest day of her year.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/22 05:50 PM
34

In her case I'm pretty sure it's "I can't get free drinks at a bar anymore."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/22 05:48 PM
3

he was TRYING to get onto Maury after the first one. He finally got on there, but unfortunately it was after 3 "broken" condoms.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/22 12:38 AM
2

different names for different regions.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/22 11:10 PM
3

okay I was on board with EVERYTHING until FAVORITE SEASON CAN'T BE FALL. That's a deal breaker.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 12:23 AM
0

everything in there is subject to interpretation.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/11/21 04:21 AM
1

that's why I posted each of those TWICE!
/r/PussyPassDenied27/11/21 04:20 AM
35

and from growing up as a "princess".
/r/PussyPassDenied27/11/21 04:18 AM
9

aging like a bottle of wine as opposed to aging like a carton of milk.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/11/21 04:16 AM
-4

that must be it. thanks.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/11/21 05:24 AM
-12

the one with freedom to do stuff.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/11/21 03:13 AM
18

that was a typo. The line was meant to read "She leaves behind an 11-year-daughter and a love of Beyonce."
/r/PussyPassDenied23/11/21 11:04 PM
1

lol
/r/PussyPassDenied23/11/21 11:02 PM
-18

woah woah woah, i'm PRETTY sure one of those Constifusional Amendements says it's her right to do that.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/11/21 10:51 PM
72

and didn't have the courtesy to capture it on phone video so he could upload it?
/r/PussyPassDenied23/11/21 10:51 PM
5

unless they're her spawn.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/11/21 01:44 AM
5

same as yours. don't you remember?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/21 09:43 PM
6

Dad?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/21 09:31 PM
3

she's got a pile of student debt as a nursing cosmetology student. FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 05:27 AM
4

we should first check the surrounding boats for harpoons.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 03:57 PM
80

reminds me of that great exchange from that episode of Friends. Monica was showing a video of her from when she was younger...and quite a bit heavier: Joey: Some girl ate Monica! Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds. Chandler: Ah, so how many cameras are actually on you?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 12:25 AM
2

nonono. I'm sure I'm not alone in being shocked and offended by your comment. When she says she wants to talk, she means talk. And to read and study and pray about the bible.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/21 08:42 PM
21

*and must not freak out when she talks with her male "friends".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/21 01:40 AM
1

says nothing about being a father to her spawn. She might just have daddy issues.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/21 12:37 AM
101

they probably got sick of her insisting that they help her shave her back.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/10/21 02:52 AM
2

wait...maybe "huge" is a descriptor of something other than "family girl".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 02:06 AM
7

how dare you call out her BS question her! Just keep on swiping cowboy!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 02:05 AM
40

she'll probably convince him to adopt her kid and then divorce him. Alimony PLUS Child Support.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 10:42 PM
35

"from other women" = "tell me what I want to hear"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 10:41 PM
6

"BTW, please Venmo me your half of the bill for last night's dinner."
/r/PussyPassDenied24/10/21 10:35 PM
1

adoption?!? oh please god in heaven no.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/21 01:20 AM
1

I was thinking more "mostly dead" but...that works too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/21 04:30 AM
1

I don't blame post modernism. I blame The Princess Bride!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/21 11:44 PM
4

"financially fortunate" another red flag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 03:26 AM
3

...look closer...that's not grease.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/21 10:44 PM
8

not necessarily. I'm sure she's very good at cooking up some cup o noodles and microwave mac & cheese several times a week.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/21 03:21 AM
27

I ordered a large fries but this is a large fries container with a small fries amount of fries.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/21 03:19 AM
18

Not necessarily. She may in fact be at her ideal weight...if she was 9 feet tall.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/21 03:19 AM
1

I get it, not on your back but rather on all fours.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/09/21 12:01 AM
2

actually before I posted that, I ran a program that made my computer rubber and made yours glue.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/09/21 12:14 AM
5

I'm confused...if someone upvotes YOU can r/BootlegOP sue them? If someone DOWNvotes you can YOU sue them?
/r/PussyPassDenied06/09/21 03:35 PM
4

well...it's really Chad's but...you know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/21 12:05 AM
8

yea she probably puts a lot of miles on her car on Father's Day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/21 04:11 AM
6

one guess as to the location of that stamp...errrr...tattoo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/21 04:10 AM
10

and an attitude like that will also tend to make her a grandmother by age 30.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/21 04:09 AM
9

Barry?
/r/PussyPassDenied22/05/21 10:06 PM
1

Will do. Thanks again.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 10:20 PM
1

I'm insulted that you would think I would insult your manhood in such a subtle way. I would first have to assume that you were a man.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 07:54 PM
1

Thank you for your comment. Come back when you have some sticks...maybe some stones. Make sure you grab a gift basket on your way out.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 04:06 PM
1

but this theoretical trip would be a specific instance where this person did not give up his seat. You are likely correct in assuming that the pregnant woman in this article has no one taking care of her, as they identify her as a pregnant single mom. However, we cannot assume that if, in your example, it were your wife or daughter.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 06:30 AM
0

now you accuse me of being an entitled troll. and you STILL won't answer the question.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 06:12 AM
-1

not a troll. I notice you accuse me of being ridiculous, you assume that I meant this person has to buy a car, you throw out random numbers. and when you choose not to answer my one simple question (wouldn't you make sure they would take an Uber?) you resort to calling me a troll. if you choose NOT to answer my question, just say that.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 06:02 AM
-3

you went from many to most. that's you being even more ridiculous. Same with the 30x. Again, if this were your wife or daughter, you're telling me you wouldn't make sure they would take an Uber?
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 05:42 AM
-3

no, not being ridiculous. you're being ridiculous in assuming I meant that a car purchase was required. An Uber is not necessarily all that much more expensive than public transportation. And even if it was double the cost, maybe this one time, pay the extra money.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 05:30 AM
-8

so the pregnant wife or daughter chooses to save a few bucks. That's another choice they made. not anyone else's problem.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 05:28 AM
-13

maybe an Uber instead?
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 05:10 AM
-4

if this were your pregnant wife or your pregnant daughter, would you make sure they would not have to take public transportation?
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 04:52 AM
7

who just finished putting in a 10 hour workday?
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/21 04:45 AM
2

found the recent graduate!
/r/PussyPassDenied23/04/21 04:01 PM
2

what if she's a charcoal gal?
/r/PussyPassDenied23/04/21 04:01 PM
-3

and if I ever drink and drive, i drive someone ELSE'S car!
/r/PussyPassDenied20/04/21 12:50 AM
1

best part of that story.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/04/21 12:47 AM
2

when their talking scale starts off with "Hey, hey...one at a a time!"
/r/PussyPassDenied13/04/21 02:41 AM
3

they said you was hung!
/r/PussyPassDenied11/04/21 03:19 AM
4

best response ever to that question.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/04/21 02:26 AM
1

Bubbles The Clown is there?
/r/PussyPassDenied18/12/20 03:55 AM
1

neither. found that half empty bottle of antibiotics in the medicine cabinet.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/11/20 10:00 PM
25

and it pissed her off when all he would say was "mmm." no reaction = pisses her off.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/10/20 12:45 AM
3

And cheating on him was very adulterous of her.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/10/20 12:41 AM
2

Jabba
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/20 04:02 AM
5

you think that's bad. Put a bridesmaid dress on them.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/20 03:30 AM
2

she's an actress. you may have seen her in Return of the Jedi.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/20 03:28 AM
6

she ate the rest of the texts.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/20 03:25 AM
23

or maybe he has a "wallet disability" in her eyes.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/20 03:18 AM
4

you sound like the wrong crowd yourself DottyOrange. I'm sure my aunt would not like what you're insinuating. After all, she prays for her sons everyday.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/09/20 03:41 AM
85

You hit the nail on the head. She CHOSE to push it. Conscious decision.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/09/20 02:40 AM
10

then who the hell was that who performed the strip search on me?!?
/r/PussyPassDenied18/09/20 02:35 AM
4

reminded with pepper spray.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/09/20 02:33 AM
19

Agreed. I have two cousins (brothers). One was an alcoholic by age 15 and the other a convicted rapist by 17. But she kept reading her bible, telling everyone that her angels just got mixed up with the wrong crowd.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/09/20 02:32 AM
1

...I remember you.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/09/20 02:30 AM
3

I think BehelitOutlaw meant to say "ravishing."
/r/PussyPassDenied18/09/20 02:29 AM
3

Cop should've added "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
/r/PussyPassDenied18/09/20 02:28 AM
0

When this was announced two of my newer coworkers came in yelling, cheering, high-five-ing each other. They were thrilled.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/09/20 09:39 PM
2

Steve Wozniak. Oh wait...Steve Jobs wasn't a woman.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/09/20 09:35 PM
1

Drew?
/r/PussyPassDenied07/09/20 08:42 PM
2

but what if it turned out that your wife was BONING an economist?
/r/PussyPassDenied24/08/20 10:33 PM
52

relevant.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/08/20 03:59 AM
1

basic math - 2020 - 63 = 1957. So this individual was 10 years old during the Summer of Love. Late teens, early 20's during the Disco era. Speaking of era..Equal Rights Amendment. How soon they forget.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/08/20 02:29 AM
5

but...her lower back is so bare.
/r/PussyPassDenied31/07/20 03:59 AM
32

and petting your dog! Is there no END to the insanity?!?
/r/MGTOW28/01/20 04:10 AM
6

but it's a church. That at least is free...right? I mean they don't pay taxes so...they provide all of their services for free...right?
/r/MGTOW27/01/20 05:07 AM
15

nonono!! the ice sculpture angels are supposed to be FACING each other!! And they are NOT 9 feet tall. They are 8.5 feet tall!!
/r/MGTOW27/01/20 04:46 AM
39

wait...are you talking about the Super Bowl or the wedding?
/r/MGTOW27/01/20 04:23 AM
2

Agreed. "Father" and "Dad" are two completely different things.
/r/MGTOW26/01/20 01:59 AM
115

and they still expect you to look up to them and listen to their advice on politics. that's why I laughed so hard when Ricky Gervais said "You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg."
/r/MGTOW20/01/20 06:13 PM
10

you left out the part where she asks about his final check.
/r/MGTOW14/01/20 01:53 PM
5

how about "...how to treat OTHERS."
/r/MGTOW11/01/20 10:15 PM
5

same goes for being on time.
/r/MGTOW11/01/20 03:05 AM
1

well, you didn't let her finish: it was going to be another tramp stamp.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/01/20 02:50 AM
2

what i find interesting is that if you click on their other reviews, they tend to give only 1 or 5 stars. Piss 'em off, one star. honor their pussy pass, five stars.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/01/20 02:49 AM
3

love this scene.
/r/MGTOW03/12/19 05:03 AM
77

the look to the left is priceless. As if saying, "Can you believe this guy is challenging me? Is he serious?"
/r/PussyPassDenied02/12/19 12:25 AM
27

" A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently, it wasn't first place " - Steven Wright
/r/MGTOW26/11/19 05:22 AM
3

at this point the dejected male comes out and tells his friends he can't go. He clarifies by saying that he COULD go but that he'd pay for it.
/r/MGTOW19/11/19 05:11 AM
28

but...she at least told him why she was upset right?
/r/MGTOW18/11/19 05:45 AM
1

guilty!
/r/PussyPassDenied13/11/19 05:13 AM
128

I've been in many a meeting where's it's mostly women. We go on break and there's a huge line for the ladies room. I use the men's room, come out, smile and tell them it's all clear. but I'll add, "make sure you leave the seat up when you're done."
/r/PussyPassDenied12/11/19 12:58 AM
2

correct-a-mundo!
/r/PussyPassDenied28/10/19 03:40 AM
88

the secret is to just be up front and not even offer a reason. A quick, simple "No" works best. A look in the eye while you say it emphasizes it. No explanation. No rationalization. Nothing to have them latch onto. If they ask why, repeat the "no." "But why? You're always buying vinyl records. You can afford it." "no." You don't owe anyone a reason. Eventually they move on. If you are wishy washy with your explanation as to why you can't/don't want to, they'll see it as a "maybe" and keep on you…
/r/PussyPassDenied27/10/19 09:26 PM
-2

and you feed a cat, house a cat, take care of every one of the cat's needs and in the end, at the drop of a hat, you can end up like Roy from Siegfried and.
/r/MGTOW28/09/19 02:50 PM
1

that sounds like a judgment on your part
/r/MGTOW28/09/19 02:49 PM
2

"you work here?" "nope."
/r/PussyPassDenied08/09/19 01:40 AM
1

well...not without being paid for it.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/08/19 03:41 PM
3

"aw shit, i had that for LUNCH!"
/r/MGTOW14/08/19 04:18 AM
6

Parker approves.
/r/MGTOW13/08/19 03:41 AM
15

but...but...how can you live like that knowing you don't have someone constantly telling you the many ways in which you are wrong?!?
/r/MGTOW05/08/19 05:48 AM
52

Lee Trevino was in a bar once, he was sitting with a bunch of guys and a beautiful girl walks in. And all the guys said “Oh my God, look at this girl, look at this girl.” And Trevino says “You know, right now, somewhere, there’s somebody that’s tired of that.”
/r/MGTOW04/08/19 10:32 PM
8

you forgot the final step: alternate between a) reminding any/all sons how much they are like their father and b) berating their baby daddy.
/r/MGTOW29/07/19 03:11 AM
4

bacon. bacon is always the answer.
/r/MGTOW27/07/19 03:43 AM
1

I apologized for that Vrishkin. Let it go already!
/r/PussyPassDenied25/07/19 04:50 AM
7

dont forget about the child support money going towards mani/pedis.
/r/MGTOW21/07/19 10:01 PM
4

does this mean I have to get off the couch? ...cos Imma need some help.
/r/MGTOW21/07/19 02:49 AM
12

no. there's...cheese.
/r/MGTOW22/06/19 10:49 PM
3

well...there's a first time for everything.
/r/MGTOW29/04/19 01:59 AM
21

what threw me was the absence of an off-duty cop shooting someone.
/r/MGTOW28/04/19 11:35 PM
4

holding each other accountable is crucial. We all tend to stay in our circles: of actions, of emotions. It's so difficult to see what you're doing, why you're doing it, even when it's right in front of you. Having a group you can depend on is a very very good thing to have. ​
/r/MGTOW26/02/19 05:06 AM
1

mmmm... actually I love beans on toast!
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 04:26 AM
10

ham and cheese and bottled water everyday. yummy. Maybe one day he can go crazy and sneak a cracker and a teaspoon of peanut butter.
/r/MGTOW18/02/19 10:01 PM
1

hey Honey, you know, when they put "Party Size" on that cookie bag, they don't mean party of one.
/r/MGTOW13/02/19 05:27 AM
8

George Carlin agrees.
/r/MGTOW04/02/19 04:33 AM
5

nono. it's not alcoholism. It's an appreciation of the finer things in life. ​
/r/MGTOW08/01/19 04:06 AM
1

a house is not a home.
/r/MGTOW06/01/19 01:22 AM
3

then there's the concept of "free range kids."
/r/MGTOW04/01/19 05:25 PM
2

you didn't have to go pick your own switch? if you were smart, you'd bring back a tree trunk.
/r/MGTOW04/01/19 05:22 PM
1

Loser. ​ ​ ...can I come over?
/r/MGTOW30/12/18 05:23 PM
3

and wallets.
/r/MGTOW24/12/18 06:16 AM
2

no alimony. no kids involved. congratulations on your dodging skills. ​
/r/MGTOW13/09/18 04:11 AM
6

What they really mean is: Men need to open up (their wallets) more.
/r/MGTOW12/09/18 02:40 AM
2

have you noticed what I have? Female friends, acquaintances, coworkers, mostly divorced, are the ones who try to "find you a nice woman to settle down with." If they're not divorced, they talk about their husbands/boyfriends in less than favorable terms.
/r/MGTOW07/09/18 12:39 AM
6

"How much do you weigh?" "um...well, that's a personal question. But I am actually at my ideal weight" (If I was 9 feet tall).
/r/MGTOW06/09/18 04:43 PM
14

lesson to be learned from Phil Hartman. If you tell your wife that you're filing for divorce in the morning, leave the house IMMEDIATELY.
/r/MGTOW06/09/18 03:40 AM
5

and that's where I keep all my stuff!!
/r/MGTOW02/09/18 08:28 PM
5

> Pls help I dont deserve to be loved this is modus operandi for Cetacean Terranus when they want to set a trap for a meal ticket.
/r/MGTOW30/08/18 02:33 AM
1

don't let your guard down.
/r/MGTOW30/08/18 02:24 AM
3

I've always loved this clip from The Three Stooges: "are you married or happy?" Seriously though, this sounds like one of those who's swallowed their double X chromosome version of the Red Pill and has been wanted to be a princess since she was 5. Wanted her prince to come sweep her off her feet. Wanted to find a Ken for her Barbie. Planned her wedding since she was 5. The actual groom was irrelevant...but he'd better conform. This explains why, despite the tire fire engulfing her entire househo…
/r/MGTOW26/08/18 06:47 PM
11

crabs made their way north?
/r/MGTOW25/08/18 03:55 PM
1

another few years and she'll be tripping over those.
/r/MGTOW25/08/18 03:53 PM
3

reminds me of a joke Gilbert Gottfried tells
/r/MGTOW17/08/18 03:11 AM
4

four times the bacon double cheeseburgers with avocado maybe...with a diet coke.
/r/MGTOW14/08/18 01:21 AM
1

did she try to claim that her six month old baby was his?
/r/MGTOW12/08/18 05:27 AM
17

"No, not your hand you idiot! give me your credit card!" this explains the look.
/r/MGTOW07/08/18 05:59 AM
13

she could care less about the SON. After all, he's a guy.
/r/MGTOW06/08/18 12:29 AM
2

and it'll ruin you financially.
/r/MGTOW05/08/18 03:49 AM
2

howcouldyoudothatthatssoirresponsiblewhydontyoueverthinkaboutmethatissuchadumbthingtobuyihaventboughtanyshoesintwowholeweekswheresyourcreditcardineedtobuysomethingyouaresuchajerkwhataboutmewhowouldbuyastupidguitaritsugly...
/r/MGTOW03/08/18 02:51 AM
1

aha. Channeling your inner Roland Kirk I see.
/r/MGTOW29/07/18 05:16 AM
19

this would be a good time to: change the locks on your doors, change the passwords to online banking, PIN numbers, etc. Anything and everything which she may have had access to. Not just information you SHARED with her but information which she may have snuck a peak at while you were together. Start with anything and everything in your wallet. Do this BEFORE you go to sleep tonight (well, maybe not the locks as yet).
/r/MGTOW09/07/18 01:44 AM
1

retirement implies you've actually worked more than one day in your life.
/r/MGTOW06/07/18 02:24 AM
3

a lot of bitches will offer you companionship, loyalty and emotional support for much less money. Labrador, German Shepherd, Beagle.
/r/MGTOW06/07/18 02:23 AM
5

it'll be like that last episode of Seinfeld. The Samaritan Law.
/r/MGTOW04/07/18 11:34 PM
82

I had this happen to a friend of mine. He was out with his girlfriend. They'd just bought food from this sidewalk cart merchant and had sat down at a nearby table. They started eating when the girlfriend took offense to something another guy did. She starts up. My friend keeps eating. She raises her voice. The profanity starts. The "offender" tried to ignore her, shaking his head and smirking. This infuriated her. She told him that her boyfriend was going to kick his ass. She looks to my friend.…
/r/MGTOW04/07/18 07:31 PM
2

the only mistake is that the set on the right should not be a set of stairs. To be accurate, it should be an escalator.
/r/MGTOW02/07/18 02:38 AM
27

call for you on line 2, JAVIXM. she sounds angry. wanted to know why I picked up the phone instead of you.
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 11:21 PM
7

easy way to fix this. Ask them which team scored more homeruns last year: Arsenal or United. They'll think about it for quite a while.
/r/MGTOW18/06/18 04:34 AM
3

you left out "with chlamydia."
/r/MGTOW11/06/18 12:39 AM
13

also, see how they act when they're in a restaurant, department store and there's a problem with the sales and/or service. Do they treat the person in a civil manner, do they start screaming?
/r/MGTOW04/06/18 01:27 AM
30

You get to see what their first instincts are. Do they blame, do they apologise, do they stay calm? You get to see the aftermath. Silent treatment, bringing up the incident every chance they get, talking it through.
/r/MGTOW04/06/18 01:26 AM
2

and if you ignore their request demand theyll give you the cold shoulder. YOU: whats wrong? SHREW: nothing. YOU: are you sure? SHREW: yea whatever. do what you want.
/r/MGTOW21/05/18 02:07 AM
5

as a former coworker of mine used to say, "you can't get her pregnant if she just blows you."
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 02:58 AM
24

I have a friend who, when he was dating, would introduce his dates as his future ex-wife.
/r/MGTOW25/04/18 05:28 AM
8

I thought for sure it was going to have a "swallowing" punch line.
/r/MGTOW26/02/18 02:32 AM
7

maybe they turned it into something positive. You know, like a Remove-Unwanted-Facial-Hair party.
/r/MGTOW15/02/18 05:43 AM
18

a LOT of them do this. It's the Barbie Princess effect. Ever since they're little, they envision a perfect wedding, perfect kids. The guy is part of the vision but it really doesn't matter who he is. Sperm and money donor. that's all he really is. By the time they're teens, they know how their wedding and reception will go down and they already know how many kids they'll have, their gender and their names. And of course, if the gender doesn't work out, it's the man's fault. i had a coworker who …
/r/MGTOW11/02/18 10:39 PM
30

"One more thing Jason. YOU'RE the one who's going to have to explain this to Jackson and Jennifer!" "Who are Jackson and Jennifer?!?" "Our kids!" "We don't HAVE kids." "Those are the names we (read: I) picked out for the son and the daughter we're going to have. See?!? You NEVER LISTEN!!"
/r/MGTOW11/02/18 09:57 PM
2

Steve Dallas knows
/r/MGTOW07/02/18 05:46 AM
72

you could take a page from the MASH episode entitled Identity Crisis. This wounded soldier receives a Dear John letter from his "girlfriend" saying she's become engaged to a member of a very influential family. She writes: "I'm sure you can understand why it would be best "if prominent people like that didn't know about my relationship with you. If you really do care for me, you won't mind sending back my picture." The MASH gang write up the perfect response for him (and included photos of dozen…
/r/MGTOW30/11/17 07:21 PM
3

please post a sampling of these messages. Please.
/r/MGTOW30/11/17 07:10 PM
2

actually, it's never changed. it's always been this way.
/r/MGTOW30/11/17 05:52 PM
22

This is why I really just shake my head at family gatherings. Invariably, there's another teenage cousin who just found "the perfect girl." He talks about the plans they're making. A few of the older men (usually MGTOW) in the family try to take him aside and give him some advice. He shrugs it off saying that "she's different" and "you don't know her" or my personal favorite, "if you know so much, how come you're single."
/r/MGTOW30/11/17 05:37 PM
4

i used to work with someone like this. Never took responsibility for anything.
/r/MGTOW30/11/17 12:03 AM
5

agreed. they replayed their wedding video and saw their "out". Just as the priest says "...till death do you part."
/r/MGTOW13/11/17 12:42 AM
7

what's even worse are the ones who married into money, or even worse than THAT, are the ones who married a self-made business man who worked himself to death. Usually they sell the company for pennies on the dollar but keep the rental property. Get themselves a low-end property manager. Becomes a she-dragon to anyone late with the rent even one day but ignores maintenance/repair notices. Always complain about their hectic work schedules, which consist mostly of hair, nail and spa appointments.
/r/MGTOW12/11/17 11:56 PM
3

let me guess: several layers of makeup, fake nails to done-up and so long they can't pick up anything, hair sprayed into submission. clop clop of heels as they walk in/out.
/r/MGTOW12/11/17 11:51 PM
1

what's a drake?
/r/MGTOW12/11/17 11:48 PM
1

does this analogy continue to where the value of a ferrari (any car really) loses half its value as soon as you drive it off the lot?
/r/MGTOW12/11/17 11:47 PM
1

and the theme even says, "my heart will go on."
/r/MGTOW05/11/17 12:12 AM
2

I wonder about this whenever a friend wants to show off his man cave. You committed to this "perfect relationship" just the way you're supposed to. yet you have to not only spend time apart, you have to actually section off an entire area of your house for men only.
/r/MGTOW23/10/17 01:06 AM
12

still-fading club stamp on her hand, bits of glitter still in her hair, complaining how the dryer shrunk another pair of jeans. Barista at Starbucks called her "ma'am" the other day. She didn't get a cultural reference her 19 year old coworker dropped earlier in the day. Realizes she's TEN years OLDER than said coworker. She's starting to suddenly notice all these NICE guys around.
/r/MGTOW07/08/17 04:28 AM
1

why is okay for women to do this but not men? Women constantly rolling their eyes and saying, "grow up already. you're 23."
/r/MGTOW07/08/17 04:16 AM
11

it would not surprise me if that was her defense.
/r/MGTOW06/08/17 09:23 PM
3

well, she could TRY to deny it.
/r/MGTOW06/08/17 09:22 PM
2

she's screaming at him. wow.
/r/MGTOW06/08/17 09:21 PM
2

I was thinking more along the lines of her rolling up the papers very tightly and doing very unpleasant things to him with 'em.
/r/MGTOW07/07/17 03:45 AM
4

(stands and claps for an hour or so) amazing story!! of course, I think this guy is nuts for delivering these documents in person. Who knows what this psycho could have done. At least we didn't hear about this on the nightly news, with someone interviewing a police spokesperson.
/r/MGTOW06/07/17 03:55 AM
5

TIL the plural of uterus is uteri.
/r/MGTOW06/07/17 03:50 AM
12

and that is HARD wired into that second X chromosome.
/r/MGTOW06/07/17 03:47 AM
4

I have a friend who has a great line. If he's introducing a male friend to a female, he'll say, "Hey, come over here, I'll introduce you to your future ex-wife." Edit: oops. freudian slip. "Former" s/b "Future"
/r/MGTOW29/03/17 12:54 AM
13

well since it didn't work out, it CERTAINLY couldn't be HER fault.
/r/MGTOW22/03/17 03:19 AM
5

"TRIPLE bypass?!? The patient is a man isn't it?!? Why can't he commit to a single bypass? A woman would be faithful to one bypass. Men are such pigs."
/r/MGTOW17/03/17 03:19 AM
1

do you REALLY think it'll last that long with her?
/r/MGTOW08/03/17 04:28 AM
3

it wasnt slow like a fade. it was quick like the Flash.
/r/MGTOW03/03/17 05:27 AM
2

no. she's already had a plan that was ready to be put into action. She did.
/r/MGTOW03/03/17 05:24 AM
1

quick google search doesn't find anything. Maybe it was on Oprah or Dr Phil or in Cosmo.
/r/MGTOW21/02/17 01:05 AM
1

...and I liked it.
/r/MGTOW20/02/17 02:38 AM
7

sowing wild oats, "we were on a break", living the college experience. they're all the same. Nothing wrong with any of it. But don't expect someone to sit at home, rending their garments, reading Celibacy Monthly and leaving a light on for you.
/r/MGTOW19/02/17 09:17 PM
3

well...she has a selfie quota.
/r/MGTOW16/02/17 05:13 AM
4

but...but...how could you possibly be happy without your one true love, your princess on which to shower gifts (and give at least half when she changes her fickle mind)?!?
/r/MGTOW14/02/17 05:03 AM
31

stillgotchlamydiatho
/r/MGTOW09/02/17 06:06 AM
2

maybe "Top Golf" is a euphemism for "threesome" or "bukkake"
/r/MGTOW09/02/17 06:05 AM
1

and I'd bet that people who work for these (actual) millionaires could buy and sell people like your ex and her family. They may be cooks, gardeners, landscapers, etc but they are paid well.
/r/MGTOW31/01/17 05:17 AM
3

no. Wildfireboat is right. Personal Finance is much different that just math. Budgeting, Savings, etc. A useful lifeskill many don't learn until much later in life, if they do at all.
/r/MGTOW31/01/17 05:12 AM
5

boxes and boxes of the shit.
/r/MGTOW30/01/17 06:38 AM
18

but they don't SEE themselves as being in the 50% bracket. They see themselves in the top 1% bracket.
/r/MGTOW30/01/17 06:38 AM
13

credit cards at or near limits. leasing luxury cars and they can barely make the payments on that. order expensive drinks at the bars/clubs. Buying a used Rolex or a very good Faux-lex on eBay.
/r/MGTOW30/01/17 06:36 AM
2

what gets me is the people who insist on trying to set you up. "Oh, we should set him up. He NEEDS a woman in his life."
/r/MGTOW20/01/17 04:46 AM
1

one would HOPE so. Unfortunately, land whales much older than this are known to behave the same way.
/r/MGTOW17/01/17 05:17 AM
1

isn't that how things usually start? by guys trying to "make a deposit?"
/r/MGTOW09/01/17 03:46 AM
4

that portion of feminism Wow.
/r/MGTOW05/01/17 03:25 AM
2

me three. my favorite part was "this never happened." on my way out, I told her "you chicks store fat in your thighs for winter, right?"
/r/MGTOW03/01/17 03:09 AM
4

agreed
/r/MGTOW03/01/17 03:05 AM
1

The girls are thinking:"I love your money" or "You added me to your checking and credit card accounts, right 'honey'?"
/r/MGTOW28/12/16 05:19 AM
3

Jules Winfield, our man in Inglewood
/r/MGTOW28/12/16 05:17 AM
1

reminds me of this great Budweiser commercial from a few years ago.
/r/MGTOW26/12/16 02:53 AM
3

genius.
/r/MGTOW26/12/16 02:50 AM
2

go back through his texts. maybe he's sending you a coded message like "help me. get me out of here." or maybe he's calling you an asshole because it should've been you who beached landed her.
/r/MGTOW26/12/16 02:49 AM
1

Addendum: I don't have to finish school. I just have to trap find a man who has finished or is finishing school.
/r/MGTOW24/12/16 09:45 PM
2

well, now, maybe she is at her ideal weight...if she is 8 feet tall.
/r/MGTOW23/12/16 05:34 PM
3

loved this exchange between Julius and Rochelle in the episode Everybody Hates Fat Mike "My father was the oldest of 10 brothers and sisters. He’d been cooking and cleaning all of his life. "
/r/MGTOW21/12/16 03:39 AM
1

"No honey, I don't know why that single glass of wine would make you so sleepy. Here, help me finish filling the tub with ice."
/r/MGTOW21/12/16 03:30 AM
1

if at any point in the first date dinner conversation she says "I have my father's eyes"... run.
/r/MGTOW21/12/16 03:27 AM
7

if you ever find yourself getting weak, listen in on the last part of female coworkers/relatives phone conversations with their sperm donors. Notice how many end the conversation with "i love you" and how many with a sigh of frustration paired with a "okay, bye" The latter is usually followed with her telling no one in particular "what an idiot" her husband/boyfriend is. My favorite was a former coworker who was upset because her husband asked her a stupid question: should he grow a beard or not…
/r/MGTOW20/12/16 08:02 AM
9

the woman multiplies her age by 2, subtracts 7 years, adds 1 year for each health problem the guy has, and adds 1 year for every $10,000 in his bank accounts, and adds another year for each $10,000 in credit limit he has on his credit cards. She then subtracts 1 year for each demerit he's earned on the latest Cosmo quiz...
/r/MGTOW21/11/16 02:50 AM
9

that's why you first get a vasectomy.
/r/MGTOW14/11/16 10:05 PM
3

these are the same women who want a husband. Doesn't matter what kind (as long as they're tall, good looking, have a great job, etc), they've always had this Barbie-dream wedding in their head since they were a little girl.
/r/MGTOW14/11/16 10:03 PM
1

Howard was interviewing Scott Baio and he (Howard) mentions Pamela Anderson, who Scott had dumped. “How do you dump a girl like that though?” “There was a great line. Lee Trevino was in a bar once, he was sitting with buncha guys and a beautiful girl walks in. And all the guys said “Oh my God, look at this girl, look at this girl.” And Trevino says “You know, right now, somewhere, there’s somebody that’s tired of that.” “That’s like why Billy Joel leaves Christie Brinkley.”
/r/MGTOW10/11/16 04:18 AM
3

or a circus?
/r/MGTOW08/11/16 05:24 AM
1

she doesn't NEED it. It is her right. Don't question it.
/r/MGTOW06/11/16 08:11 PM
25

what if other blood types decide to "b positive?" snare/cymbal crash
/r/MGTOW17/10/16 01:12 AM
1

Wow. just...wow. I have a feeling (but I really, REALLY hope I'm wrong) that this is the way most females think.
/r/MGTOW13/10/16 03:59 AM
2

as relationship after relationship failed for her this
/r/MGTOW03/10/16 01:51 AM
3

I'm sure there's plenty of guys out there looking for a short, weak female who doesn't make a lot of money, is not very handy, and not very well educated.
/r/MGTOW03/10/16 01:42 AM
13

there's a reason they call it an "institution".
/r/MGTOW10/09/16 07:47 PM
16

also when you realise that you don't have to do things "because that's what you're supposed to do."
/r/MGTOW07/09/16 04:11 AM
10

agreed. friends must not be confused with acquaintances.
/r/MGTOW05/09/16 07:55 PM
8

true friends understand a "no".
/r/MGTOW05/09/16 07:54 PM
17

great point. Also, there will be an awkward silence following the "no". Resist the urge to fill the silence with a rationale because no good can come from it.
/r/MGTOW05/09/16 07:54 PM
30

anytime anyone asks for money, a great response which removes any possibility of them following up is, "Oh, wonderful, I'm so glad you called. I was hoping YOU could loan ME some money. I'll pay you back as soon as I..." at this point, the conversation usually ends in a click.
/r/MGTOW05/09/16 07:51 PM
11

not only problems but it also saves you from being sucked into an endless conversation about nothing. We live and learn. There are certain people in my life, most of whom have a double X, who will attempt to bait me into a conversation. Sometimes it's about family issues, other times entertainment news, world news, etc. Cutting them off mid-sentence with a comment to bring the conversation back to the issue at hand works wonders. It often comes with a glare but those are easily ignored.
/r/MGTOW05/09/16 07:48 PM
2

because...that's what you do. Abort, Retry, Fail?
/r/MGTOW31/08/16 02:48 AM
2

test driving wallets
/r/MGTOW24/08/16 05:13 AM
14

I have to laugh when my 5'2" 250 pound coworkers, who are in miserable marriages, try to set up the single guys in the office. So far, no takers.
/r/MGTOW24/08/16 05:05 AM
12

step one: listen to her pour out her heart to you about what a jerk her boyfriend is. (and what a great friend you are. and listener too. she can talk to you about anything.) step two: hold up sign step three: vagina.
/r/MGTOW24/08/16 03:49 AM
3

as usual, The Onion finds the humor where few others dare to go
/r/MGTOW02/08/16 04:23 AM
8

Three Stooges wisdom
/r/MGTOW20/07/16 03:40 AM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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