he'll most likely be charged with the following: Trespassing, Reckless endangerment, Disturbing the peace (depending on time of day or if school is in session), Under the Influence of Alcohol + maybe possession of open container in a school zone/drug free zone, DUI/DWI, Being stupid as shit, And thinking donuts are cool, 1st degree Douchebaggery
It's also easier to rape someone when you can physically identify an orifice to insert your penis into. This should have been the most obvious signifier that this blob was making this shit up
