I made a bad joke to a woman I thought was my friend and she slapped me in the face. I didn’t react and she immediately started calling me a pussy for not even “being a man” enough to hit her back. A few weeks later a local coke head everyone knows asked me “why did you make her slap you?” Another time I put my hands near someone’s face at a bar a few months back (I was pointing, yes I shouldn’t have even done that) and she bit the fuck out of me in a bar. She got kicked out and I was told she b…