KeyserSooooze Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
5	Ugh. Girl curious about my size. Whatever you say, pal.	/r/seduction	30/06/21 04:10 PM
13	Ugh. Girl curious about my size. I’d go the sarcastic route and say “it’s probably the smallest dick you’ve ever seen”. Either A) she won’t believe you and will want to see for herself or B) she has it in her head that it’s a micro penis and ends up being pleasantly surprised that it’s bigger than she expected.	/r/seduction	30/06/21 12:44 PM
3	Female Perspective On Online Dating No you’re correct, I should have clarified. In this context I meant easier as in being lazy and just throwing out some boring texts, definitely not easier to be successful.	/r/seduction	28/04/21 05:20 PM
2	Female Perspective On Online Dating Not learning anything new here. Online dating is much easier for men as it makes the rejection of being turned down less personal and easier for women to filter out less desirable men. At the end of the day, both sexes want an attractive partner, who has a good career, is trustworthy, funny, smart, caring, and likes to travel.	/r/seduction	28/04/21 04:57 PM
45	Meeting people without dating apps these days? Try coed sports. I’ve been able to hook up with lots of women from my local kickball league. It’s almost a given that all the women that sign up are just looking for men. Then everyone drinks while they play, and after the games we all go to the bar afterwards to socialize. I’m also only 5’7 so it’s much easier for me than the dating apps where I have a host of women who are already filtering me out. It’s simple really, you go out there and play to win and get to know as many people as you can. …	/r/seduction	28/04/21 05:00 AM
1	To those that used to have a hard time holding a conversation, how did you fix your problem? Yea... no shit... if you sit there and just stare at her the entire time and only focus on her she will get creeper vibes from you.	/r/seduction	21/04/21 02:07 PM
1	To those that used to have a hard time holding a conversation, how did you fix your problem? I try to stay away from talking about work, school, or the weather. Too mundane and everybody does it. Bring up favorites; childhood movies, if you had 3 days off where would you go, people love to talk about trips they’ve made or something amazing they’ve eaten. I’m also a big fan of getting other people into the conversation. For example, let’s say you just met a girl and she likes chocolate ice cream over vanilla... ask someone random what they think and make them the de facto judge. It shows…	/r/seduction	20/04/21 05:21 PM
1	I had a girl walk away from me tonight mid set to talk to another guy It’s gonna happen man. Most of us have all had it happen at some point. I think some women get intimidated or bored by men, but are afraid to announce it for the fear of how the man might react. I’d also say that if you’re just meeting someone, try to keep it short and sweet and set up a new time to see them. Maybe she goes home with you night one, but more likely it will take a few dates or meetups for her to feel you out as a potential partner anyway. She may have known you were “gaming” her t…	/r/seduction	19/04/21 05:19 PM
2	How to get closer or to flirt with your ex l to get them back? Yea I wouldn’t do that. Does she ever call you? Tell you how much she misses you? Things like that? The way I see it, she listened to her Dad when he said you two should break up. That means her Dad didn’t see the value in you as a future partner and she agreed with him, even if it was reluctantly. I don’t think watching a movie together does anything to really change that opinion. The best part of watching a movie with a girl is to be able to be close to her and be physical plus it gives you so…	/r/seduction	23/02/21 02:52 AM
2	How to get closer or to flirt with your ex l to get them back? Ok nice, with more context I’d keep it casual. Ask her how she’s been and if she’d like to meet up for coffee or go out to a museum or do something you both enjoy doing. Maybe something simple like a bike ride or visiting a dog park. If neither of you are willing to do that, or can’t due to covid, than simply ask if she would want to do a zoom sesh. Keep it short and sweet if you do, and if she declines don’t take it personal. I personally wouldn’t do a virtual date. I just think a lot of people…	/r/seduction	23/02/21 02:15 AM
1	How to get closer or to flirt with your ex l to get them back? What have you tried so far? Why did you break up in the first place? Has she tried contacting you? IMO, it seems like you’re scared to fail with her and want someone else to do the work for you without knowing how your relationship was and how it ended. We’re all different. What might work for me and my ex might not work for you and your ex. It might sound shitty, but I’d focus on bettering yourself instead of chasing the girl and you’ll be most likely to get her back by doing that. Not sure how…	/r/seduction	23/02/21 01:51 AM
8	Holy shit Therein lies the problem. A hot girl will eventually find some poor dumb schmuck willing to put up with her toxic behavior because his dick gets hard when he sees her naked.	/r/PussyPassDenied	29/10/20 04:12 AM
3	Thanks Seddit! (Back story in comments) Texting in general can be difficult to understand emotion or intention. Case in point, she may have seen “good luck!” as sarcastic.	/r/seduction	10/08/18 06:57 PM
12	[FR] College campuses are daygame heaven + tips "1) be honest 2) lie to them" lol	/r/seduction	27/08/15 12:25 PM
1	My wife and I are getting divorced. I'm a 29 year old, 5'4" guy who doesn't have any real dating, or seduction experience. Is all hope lost, or can I still be a PUA? Interesting. Yea I guess I have better text game compared to just approaching. I tend to do better with Tinder by just being upfront and trying to set up a date quickly. I feel like the more you text, the quicker they lose interest. I've had plenty of Tinder rejections, but it's pretty simple to just go on to the next one. I'm also on the shorter side (5'7") so I probably stick out better with my pics on Tinder compared to when I'm out at the bars.	/r/seduction	13/08/15 11:48 PM
3	My wife and I are getting divorced. I'm a 29 year old, 5'4" guy who doesn't have any real dating, or seduction experience. Is all hope lost, or can I still be a PUA? 27 here, 5'7". I've been single for 5 years. Joining coed sports teams has gotten me laid at a higher percentage than anything. Tinder is a close second, and random bar pick ups I find most difficult. Kickball is great for me because everyone goes out to the bar after the games and you can meet plenty of girls who you'll see on a consistent basis and build rapport with. It's also mostly people who are looking to socialize with others. Tinder takes a lot more commitment and has led me into some a…	/r/seduction	13/08/15 01:36 AM
1	What do you say after an opener? (classical "i dont know what to say") Works great on Tinder... Usually I respond with 1) I've traveled to x amount of states and plan on visiting all 50 2) I enjoy going to amusement parks, and usually go as often as I can 3) I once gave CPR to someone who was already deceased and I didn't know. 1 and 3 are my truths. 2 is a lie. I live near a lot of amusement parks, so they usually want to learn more about what it is I don't like about amusement parks. edit: spelling	/r/seduction	22/06/15 08:44 PM
2	What to do about lacklustre friend group? I usually try suggesting something I would like doing to a friend. Some people will be in the same situation as you and will ask to join, or they will let you know what they are doing. After they say what they are doing, say something positive about what their plans are and ask more questions about it so you truly sound more interested in their plans than your own. Most people will feel flattered that you choose to be interested in what they are doing and will invite you to join. If they don't i…	/r/seduction	27/10/14 11:20 PM
3	Where do the majority of your first dates take place? Just had the best first date ever a few weeks ago. Met up with her at a fun taco place/tequila bar. Left there and walked back to her place and played Mario Kart 64 while drinking wine and then watched a movie. Made out after and headed home. Only spent about $40 ($20 for bar tab and tacos, $20 for bottle o wine) and it was a very enjoyable night.	/r/seduction	13/10/14 03:33 AM