ironically if it wasn't for, you know, natural science, they wouldn't be here. Takes a man and a woman. Even with you libby fucks saying you can be artificially done it still takes a MAN to nut in a cup
One of my wife's best friends is a lesbian and she's a super sweet girl, but any sign of trouble in a relationship that she has had they just split up and then three or four days later. She has a new girlfriend on the other side of the country or halfway around the country that they're already discussing about meeting up and they do and it's just a vicious cycle over and over and over again with her.
Jesus I made a 16 min video for my wife with pictures and clips from the moment I met her to now. Pics of dates, wedding, birth, birthdays etc in order. Took me a few days to do it because I don't make videos and I'm slow. She was in damn tears because of it
I've seen the girls I went to HS with that were the babes back then and just laugh at how fat and ugly they got, 2 kids with different dads and all single.
my wife was watching her Italian news show last night and it had a thing about sugar babies and these women were just demanding that dudes in Italy pay them 1500 euros a month just to be there. More if they want sex and that's not including the gifts that the man has to buy them. I laughed so hard at it
I can afford apple but hate their shit... Well besides the computers but other than that I've had a few of their phones and hate how they remove shit on them and they have them locked the fuck down. I switched to S7 and stayed since.
I mean even with your eye coverings she looks good, however how many miles has this woman covered? I also mean, if I were single it wouldn't stop me from getting a piece.
jesus I'm not pro or anti cop but damn you cant just do as you please. Turn your phone camera on and hit record and put it in your pocket. If they violate your rights then take them to court no sense getting put in the hospital and having charges brought up on your ass.
Because dudes that need a slump buster or dudes just looking to get his dick wet swipe right on every single one of them. Then these 3's think they're 10's.
I mean she's not ugly or it doesn't look like it but the bikini pic of her leaning over and her arm size shows me she's on the thick side a bit. she's gonna be or is being pumped and dumped
I'm sorry, I have no issue with LGBT stuff but I would instantly stop dating or thinking about dating anyone that used CIS... sorry, that just aint for me.
sounds to me that she's being a bitch or is ugly or a combo of both. I bet she made the dude that made less than her feel bad about her making more money than him at every turn. Any good man that is around her age will be long gone and locked up. Single bros that age or older that are settled in their life are not interested in being married or having kids most likely.
When I was single in 2015 I was interested in this model chick. Saw some of her work and damn she was smoking. finally meet up in person and she's still cuteish but not the smoking hot person in the pictures of her work. It was then I realized that they do so much photoshop with models and that they're not all that hot. Still a great girl but we weren't really compatable.
Not here for Hookups then Here on vacation So you're here to get dicked down... Trey Lewis was right in his song: She's gettin' dicked down in Dallas, railed out in Raleigh Tag teamed up in Tennessee Analed in Austin, buttfucked in Boston Givin' neck down in New Orleans Puttin' me through hell, fuckin' someone else Now I'm the one on my knees Prayin' she'll come back, gimme that sweet ass But I already know that she's gettin' dicked down in Dallas
well to make your day a little better. My son for some damn reason wanted to eat beans this morning for breakfast. Just good old bean, nothing on them. So I gave him beans for breakfast and I'm sure daycare will send me a message today after he goes truman on his class and turns it into Hiroshima.
I dated a single mom that had two kids. After about 3 weeks she told me she had a 3rd kid that was at her fathers for the summer... noped out of that shit.
Bro's I know I will get downvoted because I'm a married bro here. I married a real born and raised Sicilian woman, they don't believe in divorce and while we do a lot of shit 50/50 she still believes that as a man I cant clean worth a shit and cant cook (I can do both she wont let me) she's beyond fucking loyal. I found a unicorn to be honest. Divorce is nearly out of any question because where she's from people are just looked down on for divorce. Shoot the church wont allow you to get married …
when I was single any time a woman pulled the "abusive relationship" "he manipulated me" I smashed and dashed. That is a mine field that I want no part of.
I'm a lucky bro because my wife does everything household. I do the fixing shit and manly stuff and she cleans and cooks. I always wake up at 7 with the toddler on the weekends and takes care of the dog most of the time. Oh well. I married an old fashioned sicilian woman that hasn't been corrupted by the rest of the world's liberal ideals
my ex was the same way... caught her cheating after years of being accused of cheating. She financially destroyed me, spending all my money basically making me stay with her because I had no where to go and no one to rely on. She was such a bitch I had no friends thus had no one to lean on. I caught her cheating and was on crutches from a recent surgery and just threw my clothes in a suitcase and left her ass.. She called me 8 hours later asking when I was coming home thinking I was just going t…
Y'all missing the point that her kid is 6 and shes 23... meaning she had him at 17 and was most likely knocked up at 16. Meaning she may or may not have a hs diploma or GED so shes stuck being a Walmart greeters
I graduated in 2003 and one of my high schools even had a fucking daycare for the kids so the mothers could stay in school. On one hand it's great so at least they can get a diploma but on the other, wtf?
because new Yorkers in Florida are fucking locusts. they flee NY and their bull shit high taxes and retarded laws and try to tell us in Florida how great NY is and how Florida should be just like NY.
as someone that use to be in great shape (kid killed my progress and now dad bod) I know what effort it takes to be in great shape. I was a former athlete and was 205 lbs and 8% body fat and no fucking way would I want to be with a fucking land whale.
the only thing I paid for in my wedding was my hand made custom Italian suit. Her parents paid for everything else and the wedding was in Italy. We had a fucking violinist and orchestra for the walk in, a singer at our reception that was in a fucking castle. gotta love Sicilian folks that still put an effort in to traditions.
then she will cheat because she's bored at home all day while you're working all those hours to support the welfare queen. her excuse will be "you're never here, he was there for me when I needed him"
my ex and I don't speak means that he knocked her up and left. But once the baby is born she will drag his ass to court and all the drama involved with that will be present.
I married a Sicilian woman so let me say this. They can be submissive but as Italians they tend to argue just for the sake of arguing. I don't know why they do that but my wife treats me like a king. Shit we were even married in Sicily in a 800 year old church. Her cousin who's happened to get divorced and I will say that her ex husband is a pos and refuses to take care of their child. Wanted to get remarried and they couldn't do it with a church and had to do one at a villa with basically a jud…
married to one from Sicily.. VERY FUCKING TRUE! She cooks, cleans, treats me like a fucking king. But then she's also Italian so they cant keep quiet when they talk.
No Cabonara is spaghetti with like chunks of bacon and some egg. Most use butter or oil and some use basically heavy cream (Panna Da Cucina) which we have to special order here in the states. My wife makes it both ways and she's from Italy. I prefer the butter myself and use the Panna for tortellini
no she probably was used by a chad and is pissed about it. Thought he was 'the one' rich or well off, good looking and she's mad that her sugar walls were not good enough for him.
Wait she hates trump but wants to live like an old fashioned conservative family? Why do all these feminazi have stupid cow nose ring and shitty jailhouse tats?
That's me and my wife... and I'm not joking. I got out of a shitty long 10 year relationship and literally packed my shit in my car and moved 600 miles away. I had a PF gym membership and my clothes and computer. I lived out of my car, showered at the gym and worked, I was saving money to get my own apartment when I met my wife. At first she was kind of turned away but realized that I was homeless because I was broken by a cunt that decided that a heroin addict slap a hoe guy was better than som…
my wife had a roommate when I met her from Ukraine. She was so hard on fucking every dude trying to either get pregnant or get a ring so she could stay. She wasn't ugly but wasn't "hot" either. Best part was she was banging dudes that didn't even have citizenship to sponsor her stupid ass.
As someone married to a real Italian that always was asked what burrow she was from because these Jersey shore fucks made it seem like they're Italian would piss her off to no end.
as a child I watched my sperm donor beat the ever living shit out of my father. I have strived to be the exact opposite of that piece of shit and I'd consider myself a good father and husband because of it. Now I am an asshole and tell it like it is, but like my wife says, "you're an asshole, but you're my asshole"
I have an espresso machine at home from Italy. I just buy the beans and crush them myself and make a better cup than that over baked starbucks shit anyway. It's like dark brown liquid cocaine
If your black and form England you they call you an African Englands This is just an American thing, they try to be PC but end up being more racist by continually separating folks. You don't hear them calling you Irish americans, German americans, French americans, you're just American if you're white.
wait she had to start a go fund me because she couldn't afford $100 date? bitch you don't need to be dating, you have a kid to take care of and that $100 should go to them not getting dicked down.
LOL when I was single and I would get those "sign up for my snap chat" shit I would just tell them that I can see all the free porn from better looking women than her. They'd try to argue but I wouldn't have it.
when I was single and when I was friend zoned once I went dark. Left it and let her friendzone someone else. I was pumping a chick that had a dude that was friendzoned and it was comical. that dude would do anything for her. I still remember when I gave her a face painting and glued her eye shut and he came over. I couldn't help but laugh at him because it was just so fucking sad.
that's what happened to me. I was on crutches from surgery and found out. Literally packed my shit and left her ass right then and there. Cut all fucking ties and moved 600 miles away. Lived at a college apartment place (because it was furnished) for a few months with my savings then in my car for another month until I could get back on my feet. Best decision I've ever made.
dude there was a video yesterday of them attacking a bus with a fucking hammer. fuck those cunts. You notice they do that shit in cities with super strong gun laws? Then these little soy boys claim fucking self defense.
funny story, my wife is from Italy and last summer when the inlaws were here visiting we went to NYC. while walking we all were talking in Italian and one of the vendors tried butting in with Spanish. I told him (in laws don't speak English) that it's Italian not Spanish he flat out told me I was wrong. well then my german ass laid into him in German and he left us alone after that. My son is in a house that he's learning Italian, German and English.
There was a thread on Reddit and I cant remember which but I commented on it about fast women. before I got married, when I was single I was on a rampage. I made it a point to say that if I slept with the woman the first night there was no way in hell that I would ever thing about doing anything other than that. The women were pissed because of that. I am not sorry though, I slept with many women even on the first night and the "not here for a hook up" was my favorite. You put out that easy you'…
I worked 3rd shift for the first 18 months of my kid. It was great until he became mobile. I was playing video games and fucking off. Sucked because I only got about 3.5 hours of sleep though.
frat formals = easy piece of ass dumb ass... frat boy isn't going to ask you to get shit faced with him and his paid friends just to look pretty. your reputation precedes you, they know you a hoe and don't want you.
give you a run down girl cheats on bf while he's in surgery bf finds out and leave guy she cheated with moves in a few days later she tells everyone that the original beat her that's why he left her he nukes her
yup. My ex did this to me... I found out she was cheating on me (after ten years) so I packed my shit and moved 600 miles away. She told everyone that I beat her all the time and I was destroyed by that. Bitch had the dude she cheated on me with while I was in the Operation room move in 2 days later. Guy had no car so he took a greyhound bus, no house and no job LOL. my sister told me that she was telling everyone that, I was in a shell and didn't tell anyone what happened until I found that out…
why buy the cow when you get the milk for free? She's been giving it away and now she wants him to buy her (marriage) when she's been used, pumped and dumped by a ton of dudes. Not to mention the possibility of STD's she exposed him to
I have a high body count. when I became single after a long relationship I felt worthless, I was cheated on so I just went on a rampage for a while, it was just sex and nothing more.
dude I became single at 30 and it was a minefield out there. if they didn't have kids they were mentally toast and if they did you had baby daddy issues.
I dated a chick for a short while seemed weird because I was pretty sure she had a SD. I mean she didn't have a job was living in a nice townhome and this man "was like a dad" to her. I noped the fuck out of that.