That's 26????? No way man! If I wanted flapjacks I'd go to IHOP" and if I wanted rancid roast beef, I'd dumpster dive at Arbys in the middle of summer!!
Those guys, and the 38 yr old guy that responded first, are those thirsty hopeless beta-soys who couldn't get laid if they drove to a Whorehouse in a Lamborghini, with a suitcase full of 100s!!!
Says the bitter slag who keeps getting ditched for port-o-potties! Apparently they smell better, have a smaller, cleaner hole, and are way more intelligent than YOU- not-so-skinny-linny!
Could you imagine the Estrogen Riots if a man posted such an off-putting profile on an OLD site? A wobble of overfed, screeching manatees would reeeeeeeeeeeee at record volume, and the bitchiness factor would go up to 11 Note: a wobble is a group of modern feminists
