Lynheadskynyrd Archive

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8	Most Guys Learn This Too Late I learned way more in my 30s than I ever knew in my 20s. Don't put so much pressure on following a time deadline. You're not a charcoal briquette that burns out after a metered timeframe. In fact the "you're over the hill at 40" is a big lie to devalue men as disposable. No man has a 'half-life' after which it's all down hill. That's more big lie. I could pull 20yo at 39 but not at 22. My GQ [game I.Q.] was like autistic level at 18 but I had to develop it myself in college [20+]. I had night/cl…	/r/seduction	01/06/25 09:09 AM
-3	I have a very close female friend but, I really want us to have a casual sexual relationship. Geeez tell her you've got this bothersome lump or knob on your thingie. Could she check it? She'll go there yet won't go there. Yeah right. Before you know, she's there rubber gloving the problem lump and then . . . what the heck barehanded once the box of rubber gloves runs out some day. THERE means THERE. She knows you that well certainly. Eventually on the train, just a nod at her and she knows Mr Knob's visiting. She knows the drill. Cover y'alls laps with her sweater and . . . Then one cris…	/r/seduction	10/05/25 03:11 PM
1	You lose the girl not because you say the wrong thing, but because you kill the vibe Okay . . . so after she licks the pizza crumbs off my neckbeard . . . is that considered 2nd base?	/r/seduction	10/05/25 12:27 PM
1	You lose the girl not because you say the wrong thing, but because you kill the vibe Right. Real life approach. Time is the biggest priority. Three seconds and the stoplight changes. Make it short and brief without delay. I yelled "you're unbelievably hot - quick what's your number?" You see the most gorgeous girl passing by in a car. You can't wave her down like a taxi. Rediculous. You can't jump out and do a stunt man roll over her hood either. Please, just wait and do some quick opener at a stoplight.	/r/seduction	10/05/25 12:15 PM
1	You lose the girl not because you say the wrong thing, but because you kill the vibe Noooo. AI is totally retarded. AI can't even decipher a captcha. AI can't tell a donkey apart from a dumptruck if you lay out 6 photos. Surely AI can't understand something as exclusively human as game.	/r/seduction	10/05/25 11:55 AM
4	My biggest problem: eye contact Ingenious. The glabella region is between the eyes slightly above. This is the 'third eye' where it is believed that if you concentrate and look at this spot, you can see straight into their mind because you're looking at their third eye. THIS is why the Hindu women for example will paint a red 'dot' over the third eye. It is a distraction so their man cannot read their mind or catch them in a lie. I'm not joking, if you look right at someone's third eye and focus and concentrate, you can see cl…	/r/seduction	07/01/25 12:27 PM
1	How to Connect with Women on the Dance Floor Without Talking? Dude, you should wear a bluetooth button lens in your bowtie or cap and get infield footage of the hot girls gravitating. Would love to see that.	/r/seduction	27/12/24 12:15 PM
1	How to Connect with Women on the Dance Floor Without Talking? Move side by side with her, no touch, just improvise her moves like "see this move I do, show me yours" back and forth. She'll read your game and if she's got some moves to show you, she's playing along.	/r/seduction	27/12/24 12:00 PM
3	The Mindset That Attracts Women Instantly The shadow 'you' I call it your inner voice or little voice. Example: have you ever thrown your keys on top of your car and a 'little voice' says "hey your keys are up there remember" and then you spend an hour double checking pockets and fishing in cracks and pulling the seats out?? It's because people don't listen to their little voice. People need to talk and listen to their little voice more. Here's what I did. I intentionally threw my keys on top of car and the voice came on. I said "wait r…	/r/seduction	27/12/24 11:48 AM
1	Asked out a woman at the bookstore Cold Approach Print up business card that says "DEFINE BOYFRIEND" with your contact info below. That card could work in a variety of cold approaches.	/r/seduction	06/12/24 10:02 AM
4	Asked out a woman at the bookstore Cold Approach Say "boyfriend? Silly how's that gonna look at our shotgun wedding and all when it's tonight after work . . maybe 9 or 10-ish . . panera bread sound good? . . simple wedding you know, they got nice napkins, we'll split a cheesecake ya?	/r/seduction	06/12/24 09:57 AM
1	What are some simple little things that I can practice to improve talking to women and approaching? I can do that sometimes when my mojo is up. Other days I don't talk to hardly any random people. I don't know if it's them or I'm not reading them like I'm picking up neg vibes from people around sometimes. Sometimes I can read that someone's got a good vibe and I approach or just start a convo.	/r/seduction	04/12/24 11:46 AM
1	What are some simple little things that I can practice to improve talking to women and approaching? If she says she's gotta go to work, then I'd say "how can you work when our shotgun wedding is tonight?" I'd only say that to an extremely hot girl.	/r/seduction	04/12/24 11:40 AM
1	looking for a male perspective! :) Fully slimy chest to chest is best with half the tube of lube on your chests. Tits greased up and slidin' clean. "Aaay yaay yaay yay I am the puoto bandito" [teeth chattering] that fine greazed slip & slide action going and blast in her hole. Then if there's a #2 blast of cum on it's way, it's tittie fuk those wet greased up tits and then frost her face like a toaster streudel. I'm not even talking game. THIS I did with my wife numerous times	/r/seduction	04/12/24 11:28 AM
1	looking for a male perspective! :) Unless she's loose. With doggie she's loose as a goose and you have to press her ass cheeks inward to even feel her sidewalls.	/r/seduction	04/12/24 11:19 AM
1	looking for a male perspective! :) Perfect your kegels while up and down like a sewing machine or a West Texas oil rig type movement. I can only dream of a real yoga girl that has a degree in kegels.	/r/seduction	04/12/24 11:11 AM
2	A girl that I'm interested in sees me as just a friend. There probably isn't another guy. It's her shield. He's likely ofc manager who's nicest to her but nothing otherwise. Shy girls are transparent in that way because they lack social dynamic.	/r/seduction	04/12/24 10:59 AM
-4	A girl that I'm interested in sees me as just a friend. It's something simple like where you're too much equals, too beta to make her wet and beyond friendzone. Maybe this is in your mind. I'd put it up 1/2 gear like say "gimmee a kiss on the cheek I hurt my knee" then as she comes in to your cheek - - turn your head quickly and peck her on the lips like a bird. No tongue just a peck. Say "I STOLE my first kiss from you. I STOLE it. What you gonna do? Steal it back? I dare you. You wouldn't." Then she wants full revenge kiss. Next, turn page.	/r/seduction	04/12/24 10:53 AM
1	Approaching a latina with her family -- in field There's twins [siblings]. I have twin relatives so I have a ton of twin jokes and stories from knowing them. Twin girls I can always approach and I have to be careful to listen more because I'm so loaded with what to say when around twins. They look at each other alot when you're talking to them like they're telepathically communicaing which twins actually do for real. I know this and I tease them that I know what they are thinking and I get this game going of "i knew you were thinking what she …	/r/seduction	04/12/24 10:25 AM
1	Approaching a latina with her family -- in field Sheeeeeit that was eye of the needle perfect.	/r/seduction	04/12/24 10:15 AM
1	Anyone here quit smoking weed to improve their dating life? "dope" is one of those words I liken to "bored". To "bore" means to take a doorknob drill and make a 2 inch hole in a piece of wood. For your BRAIN to be bored is like saying there's a big hole in your brain. Whenever I hear someone complain "I'm bored" it sounds like they have a big empty hole in their brain because they can't creatively think of anything to do. IF YOU'RE a man with a dick, you should never be bored. There's plenty to do. POT DOES cause limp dick though. Your dick acts like it'…	/r/seduction	04/12/24 09:43 AM
2	Quick Visits to Bars, Does Staff Notice? Only if she's a freelance sex worker will she put up no shields. But they will do their hustle more likely online on their own terms or on the streeet on their own terms. I met once a crazy girl coming out of a mental health (midtown) free clinic and she asked me and my wife for a car ride home because she had no car. My wife had went in there to get her free head meds and bumped in to the other girl asking for a ride. The girl got into our car and we asked what her mental issue was. My wife sai…	/r/seduction	04/12/24 05:24 AM
1	When a woman says you write beautiful poetry Your words of compliment are like my big poet's feet they are quite longfellows	/r/seduction	02/12/24 10:15 AM
1	How to finally break free of being a loser? You need a partner in crime type gal like Sam Bankman Freid's GF. She resembled Olive Oyle but a soulmate is a soulmate.	/r/seduction	02/12/24 10:10 AM
1	How to finally break free of being a loser? Old wise China man once say "you cannot be optimistic if you have mysty optics"	/r/seduction	02/12/24 10:07 AM
1	Quick Visits to Bars, Does Staff Notice? Think of the security guys as a building inspector who will shut down your remodeling project if your place looks like a favela but will leave you be if your house looks nice. The bar security looks for creepy stuff and girls turning and shaking off someone. Keep it looking like you know them. Heck just walk in with the mental frame that you know every girl in the club [at least you know their nature] and approach the ones you know best.	/r/seduction	02/12/24 09:54 AM
1	Quick Visits to Bars, Does Staff Notice? Right. Realize girls aren't at bars because they want to be left alone to sip their drinks and eat their hot wings. They're there because they want to get approached.	/r/seduction	02/12/24 09:43 AM
1	“You are crazy” She wants you to avoid Kiev	/r/seduction	02/12/24 09:36 AM
1	“You are crazy” Brittney was 16 or 17 wen she sang that.	/r/seduction	02/12/24 09:33 AM
1	High approach anxiety Chinese guy gets a date with a beautiful blonde Reminded me of Mystery running up from behind like the Cat in the Hat. He exhudes some vibe that never gets him slapped. I'm sure he can smell a girl that's neurotic or hyper sensitive to avoid who would jump out of their socks if approached from rear. Conversely you can read a happy face that knows she's beautiful though who appreciates hearing it.	/r/seduction	02/12/24 09:23 AM
1	Tips for Getting Laid in University All good	/r/seduction	01/12/24 12:27 PM
1	Man what is happening here A few jokes yeah to get it started I've said "man all these comedians think they can make people laugh just saying stuff. You know the easiest way to make the audience laugh is to reach out and start physically tickling everyone." Kino started. Hands. Touch. Then hold her hand on your belly and say "woo hoo that tickles" "don't make me have to tickle back, stop it" "now that you know I'm ticklish you'll probly totally dominate all over me with it" . . . eeh tickle game?	/r/seduction	01/12/24 12:17 PM
1	How do we pick up a girl for a threesome ? Eeh should've probly drank a monster instead of any alc before the trio. Then just workout positions flipflop sweat like at a gym. Go at that heap of elbows and holes to explore. Blast neatly in either or frost their face like a toaster streudel, whatever your style of cullinary. Put both to sleep and you got two armpit pillows.	/r/seduction	01/12/24 11:58 AM
-1	Tips for Getting Laid in University I knew you're from UK because they all say "Uni" or they say I go to university. Americans say I go to "a university". Americans only drop the 'a' when referring to a place of reverence like "I go to church" or "I'll go to heaven or hell" and so on. IT SEEMS the UK reveres the educational institutions like they're heaven or church then. Americans would never say "go to a hell" when mad at someone for example. It always gets me when Brits say "I go to uni". I dunno. I guess I'll go cry on 'a' mom…	/r/seduction	01/12/24 11:37 AM
3	Tips for Getting Laid in University There's two socials 1) the customer service appeasement and 2) the boss dominant social. The next level escalation isn't all about appeasing especially with confused or conflicting signals where no can mean yes.	/r/seduction	01/12/24 11:24 AM
-4	Man what is happening here Talking with canned lines is the speil a cop does at a traffic stop "What you doing? Where you going? You got anything you're not supposed to in your car? Mind if I take a look?" You don't even want to engage that manipulative person. You want to de-escalate the convo and abort and run. No clever come backs, just get away. Feel her out when you speak.	/r/seduction	01/12/24 11:12 AM
1	What are they saying!? Nah there has to be a purpose to it like starting a tribe. Not catch and release but what's been in human men from the beginning. I'd never set with one woman for life. That's societal constraint. It's about building your tribe against waves of molding to be a cog. No sterility either. Smash that baby box in gear and build your pride. I've always rejected the system. Free wild man is the way.	/r/seduction	28/11/24 11:52 AM
1	What are they saying!? Well said	/r/seduction	28/11/24 11:33 AM
1	What are they saying!? You see them and click click formulate something. It has to be quick, relevent, you need delivery, usually practiced like a stand up guy. It has to be just for her. You practice jokes in your head just walking down the street. Maybe not relevent but silly or outrageous. Make something up. I once said into a girl's ear as she was eating her martini olive "it's not how you cook - - it's how you PEEL"	/r/seduction	28/11/24 11:28 AM
0	How can you test a girl to see if she would let you get laid/ become fwb? I carry a ton of lines in my head. Some I didn't even know I knew. If she was sitting in my lap I definately would have said into her ear in a concerned voice "do you know where YOU'RE sleeping tonight?"	/r/seduction	28/11/24 11:19 AM
1	Can’t dance, and won’t do it When I was 20 I learned in one night drunk that I could club dance. It took booze but it unlocked the dancer in me.	/r/seduction	28/11/24 10:54 AM
1	First solo night out advice I saw a 9 beauty holding a new beer in glass just standing but not drinking. I made eye, reached to hold her beer and she gave it to me to hold. I raised it, drank it in one gulp like a frat party. Then set glass down on her table and held her lovely princess hand and led her to dance floor. Problem was I was doing pattern of dance, abort, next, repeat. Plus 50% inebriated. My jokes and rap wasn't vibe that night and this is before I knew sh!t about real diet and herbs and health. My mind and at…	/r/seduction	25/11/24 09:41 AM
1	Why does the chick keep staring after rejection? Next time passing by, flick out a stick from a pack of wrigley's spearmint gum. If she wanted to rapport she'd respond. Otherwrse say "oh you want me to unwrap it" then unwrap it and pop it in your mouth. Wink, then slide another stick of gum out at her. If she refuses repeat until pack is empty. Then pull out a fresh pack. With your mouth full of gum, someone in the group will take a stick eventually smelling all the spearmint wafting about. The first taker say "yeah she knows I'm the king of '…	/r/seduction	25/11/24 08:41 AM
1	First proper cold approach with a 10 Your next line after her saying "I'm going to the next villa" should be "but . . but what about our shotgun wedding tonight??" followed by "your fault I jumped out of my socks saying that. I meant tacos. Let's get tacos tonight" and "sheesh can't believe I'd propose to someone before I even know their name" and "you ever do or say stuff you can't believe was possible to ever say or do??" then watch her lips and try to finish her sentence like "the sky's amazingly blue, you notice that today?" . …	/r/seduction	23/11/24 08:25 AM
1	Flirting Tips / Sealing the Deal The Mitt Romney GQ magazine look is repulsive. I wouldn't stick a wooden dick in that if I was a girl. No, wtf did I just say? I mean if I was potential opposite sex suitor. Only the vibes can be ugly really is what I'm saying. Don't look gay suave like a fashion model manager. I've wanted to approach 10's when my mojo was low and the perfect opener comes seconds or hours sometimes after they're gone. You get 'too late itis' I call it. Then I lay the line on a 6 and have a cool chat and loosten …	/r/seduction	11/11/24 09:38 AM
1	The #1 secret girls don't want you to know It's the game you spit. They totally forget how old you look. One thing that bugs me is a 75 yo dude with perfect white teeth that look fake. He just smiles big and it's hard to look at thinking that might be you in 30-40 yrs and you're saying if your real teeth ever get that bad you'd as well put on some grills and a pirate ear ring. Despirate cool but you'd have to have at least a motorcycle and you could probly pull a 21 yo right from the sidewalk for a ride no?	/r/seduction	11/11/24 09:19 AM