Mahdmahd Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	How to respond when a girl texts you "Im sooo bored" You call that bitch up, and tell her your gonna pick her up and plow her guts out at your local park. dont cum just yet, take her to the closest wendys, get a milkshake and then fuck in the parking lot, make sure that bitch is ready for the monster load you're gonna blow all up in that mouth of hers. FYI make sure she drinks some of the milkshake so her lips are nice and cold on that pringle can cock of yours. take her back home, lets see if that little slut ever texts you she's bored again.	/r/seduction	30/01/11 03:51 AM
5	What do women want?! A woman wants what she cant have, so never fully satisfy her, because when you do the next minute theyre gone.	/r/seduction	30/10/10 03:07 PM
1	I love eating pussy I like to give 100% of my attention on that juicy little twat	/r/seduction	27/10/10 10:09 PM
1	How do you start a workplace hookup? you go out for drinks, then you bring that slut home and make her worship that milkbone til its time to go back to work.	/r/seduction	27/10/10 09:54 PM
1	What is the next step? say it was an accident and then say spread them legs twat, time for you to hand over that V-card. Then snatch it from her real fast and be on your way.	/r/seduction	27/10/10 09:53 PM
1	next move you fuck that bitch in the mouth.	/r/seduction	27/10/10 09:51 PM
1	How do I seduce my girlfriend's hot friend? you jokingly start saying things to her that would indicate you want that juicy little twat of hers. Gauge her reactions to the things you say, break up with the cunt of yours once you know for sure this new slut is really into you, once your current cunt is out of the picture that new twat will be a piece of cake to get.	/r/seduction	23/10/10 02:23 PM
2	Should I ask her out ? Not only do you ask her out, but you tell that slut to get all dressed up and lookin like a pig so you can take her out for a nice fuckin meal and then get your nut afterwards.	/r/seduction	23/10/10 02:19 PM
2	What sort of music or films would a seducer play for the ladies? Barry White	/r/seduction	22/10/10 03:21 PM
-1	Going to the bar tonight. How do I... You go to the bar after you rub one out, thats rule # 1. You dont want to be in a bar with a loaded gun if you know what I mean. Now, once shes all liquored up and drunk, you slip that bitch a roofie and plow that twat until she wakes up.	/r/seduction	22/10/10 03:08 PM
1	She thinks I'm a player and I want to prove her wrong... any tips? Dip your cock and balls in hot wax and show her whose boss by plowing her twat with that candlestick cock of yours.	/r/seduction	22/10/10 03:02 PM
1	Talking to girls at the gym. My experience. What could I have done better? you follow that bitch out no matter what. regardless of how she came.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 10:09 PM
0	Met girl in real life, later she Winked me on OKCupid, but I don't think she remembers our original meeting. I bet bike ride means that she wants to ride you like a fucking bull. Dont forget to pull her hair and blow that nut deep inside her twat.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 08:41 PM
1	Successful night out, how to proceed? You find out her intenetions by tryign to fuck the living shit out of her again, only this time you blow you nut inside her twat. And you need to be pushy, dont let that slut think she has the upper hand for a second. Because the second you give them upperhand then they pretty much have your dick and balls in a jar for life.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 08:38 PM
1	A girl deciding on two potential boyfriends. A girl who needs to "decide" on 2 potential boyfriends, means that she probably likes to be a slut, and a whore for attention. Steer clear of cunty women like this.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 08:34 PM
2	Talking to girls at the gym. My experience. What could I have done better? Next time a slut tells you she has a boyfriend, immediately put your rape face on, when shes just about to leave , get about 5-10 feet behind her and walk her to her car, when she gets in her car, pretend as if your going to get in on the passenger side, but just stand there. Make sure you keep that rape face on and let her know your not one to be fucked with. This will prevent her from making eye contact in the future.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 08:30 PM
1	Is it possible to be nice, friendly, and seductive at the same time? Try the date rape drug, then you can be whoever and whatever you want... You could plow that bitch with a diaper on your head if you really want to.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 08:23 PM
2	Reddit, help me keep my mind of this girl Here's a tip, move on, find a different slut for the time being, masturbate 2-3 times a day, youll forget about that twat real quick.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 08:19 PM
2	Traveled through Europe, met some nice girls. Still need work. walk over there with your testicles hanging out of your pants and make sure you have a serious rape face look when you walk over there. The say listen cunt, time for you to lose that anal virginity, then if the guy says anything knock him out cold and f*** his ass instead, while his gf watches.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 08:14 PM
0	To all guys who complain about shallowness of women... Ever hear of the Date Rape drug? Try it out sometime. I'm sure you could try buying yourself some poontang too, since youre so rich. Or if all else fails you can try online dating, im really curious too see what the f*** you look like. post us all a picture please. Im sure us Redditors can give you an online make-over.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 08:10 PM
-10	Seddit, how do I bounce back and recover from a broken-framed interaction? You bounce back by getting in that bitches face and letting her know you're not playing around. Let her know that you mean business and the only thing on your mind and fondling with her meat curtains. If all else fails roofie her diet iced tea.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 08:00 PM
1	How can I escalate physically? Lol, glad I could shine some light on someone's day. I have a lot of random posts in this sections just because its so funny to see how scarred people are to ask women out, and hen they ask for advice, i usually provided ridiculous answers/solutions. I laugh pretty hard when I think of what im going to reply back with almost everytime	/r/seduction	20/10/10 07:40 PM
-2	How often do your targets call you out on scripted material? A target can never pickup on scripted material if they are incoherent, unconscience, and roofied.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 05:16 PM
1	Using a wedding ring to pick up chicks I personally had great experience with just using a plain old cock ring	/r/seduction	20/10/10 05:13 PM
-10	Clubs, oh how I hate you. wait for them to go up to the bar, this is your chance to move in, buy them a drink, whatever, if things workout and shes into you, you slip her a roofie in the last drink you get for her and her slut friends. After that, use your imagination...	/r/seduction	20/10/10 05:06 PM
5	How can I escalate physically? Take her on a date, ignore her until her kitty kat is throbbing for your milkbone, take her out again, bring her back home, dont waste anytime, just get right down to business, be aggressive and be confident, let her know whos the man, rinse and repeat...	/r/seduction	20/10/10 05:01 PM
1	How old are you, and what age range are the women you are going after? Im 23, I dont give a crap about how old the woman is, as long as she's of age. The most important thing I look for is what type of childhood they had growing up. I tend to go for the types of women who were beaten , raped, or have daddy issues. These type of women make it so easy for a guy like me to just use it to my advantage and do what I want with them. I know im selfish, but you only live once.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:55 PM
0	escalating issues. roofie her drink.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:52 PM
2	Can't close yet, how do I keep them wanting me? You can just fingerblast them for a while and then when they want to suck on your meat-hog, tell them you have herpes.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:37 PM
1	Games to play on first date when there's a lull in the conversation You can play "just the tip" just to see how it feels or " Ouch, Ouch you're on my hair"	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:34 PM
1	got a number, but forgot her name, how to proceed Have that bitch add you on facebook, end of story. Say somethign along these lines " Hey do you have a facebook? " she says " Omg Like totally, I'm so gonna add you omg omg omg", and there you go... simple.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:33 PM
1	I need help talking to a girl... Send her a message, say " What floor you on bitch, I need some sugar"	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:29 PM
1	Would girls find this weird? Call her and see what shes up too, make plans, be a human being. its not that difficult.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:28 PM
1	A little advice would be nice. stalk her and see when she'll be at the mall or whatever, then "bump" into her. What could go wrong? its perfect.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:23 PM
4	"I am bored let's do something" good text escalation? im bored, lets see a movie cunt	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:22 PM
-1	Friend of a friend on facebook Have your friend put in a good word for you, then go to town on her with endless amounts of compliments. then ignore her for about a week, then she'll be begging for that milkbone of yours.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:20 PM
0	How to be more than friends? slip her a roofie at a party, when she wakes up naked and sore, just let her know how much fun you had with her and that you want to be exclusive.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:17 PM
1	Seddit, help me figure out my hangup. you have to approach her like you have the biggest dick in the room, and like you have nothing to lose.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:12 PM
-1	Hey Pro Gamers, got any tips for hooking up with taller girls? give them a roofie.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:09 PM
3	Looking for tricks and suggestions make eye contact with the slut you want, make sure she knows you're interested in her. Do this to about 5-10 girls, then ignore them and act like youre having a good time with out them. One of them will cry for your attention and will want that milkbone deep inside there body, if not, I hear roofies are cheap.	/r/seduction	20/10/10 04:08 PM