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IMAX level projection
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 07:25 PM
0

I like how mad you are that I see through all your macho bullshit.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 04:28 PM
0

No, I mean my wife. See, when you're an actual man and don't hate women, women will date, fuck, and maybe even marry you. Maybe when you grow up, you'll gain some experience with that.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 04:18 PM
0

I left home at 18 and live with my wife. Nice try though.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 03:55 PM
0

I don't look stupid. You, however, look like the type to watch a woman get beaten in the street to get your rocks off. Which is sad.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 03:46 PM
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I've known a hundred "men" like you. Your words betray the sad boy inside you who is shouting and crying out for someone, anyone, to give him a hug. You should confront your issues. You'll feel better.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 03:42 PM
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No. You don't have an ethical high horse to sit upon here. The notion that "women are special" is offensive to you personally. If I were to guess why, my guess would be that you feel a degree of hostility towards women because you resent them receiving what you perceive to be "special treatment", because your ego won't permit you to be able to tolerate someone being more special than you. And beating a woman in the street is especially repugnant for the same reasons that weight classes and separ…
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 01:31 PM
2

I'm married, dude. And a man beating a woman in the street is wrong.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 04:00 AM
1

Because she as a person is small and weak and not an experienced fighter. I'd defend a male in the same situation.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 03:34 AM
1

Ok, here's where the difference between denying the pussy pass and being a piece of shit comes into play. Beating on anyone, especially a woman who is smaller and weaker than you is wrong. If you do that shit, you have no business calling yourself a man. Men don't do that shit. Denying a woman special treatment because of their gender and treating them as equals under the law is the true way. And you even did the joke wrong. It's "Captain Saveaho."
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 03:18 AM
0

Why is no one defending her
/r/PussyPassDenied19/08/21 02:03 AM
7

If you have to ask, there's a strong likelihood that you'll never know.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/08/21 12:26 PM
12

*reeks
/r/PussyPassDenied16/08/21 12:19 PM
2

Found the racist
/r/PussyPassDenied25/07/21 03:29 AM
3

I dunno, man...I don't think Jenny was a good planner so I doubt she brought Forrest a condom.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/07/21 01:29 PM
28

Cool. Forrest and the kid still die tho.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/07/21 03:25 PM
17

The arm hair & skin mites is priceless tho.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/07/21 04:40 PM
9

This was a bot.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/06/21 11:35 PM
5

The Michelin Man's name is Bibendum.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/05/21 01:53 PM
5

I've seen this relationship dynamic a hundred times, and the psychology that drives it isn't hard to figure out. And I've seen it escalate to domestic violence a bunch of times.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/05/21 04:47 PM
4

Sure she does. Which is why she physically attacks you in retaliation. Because she likes it when a 230 pound, knuckle dragging oaf hits her petite 100 pound body. Fifty imaginary dollars says she's mastered the art of silently crying.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/05/21 04:43 PM
8

So you weigh 230. And hit a 100 pound woman's ass with enough force that she feels like she has to hit you back. And you don't even consider that causing her pain is a problem. And you choose to laugh at her when she feels like she needs to defend herself from you. And she puts up with it because she thinks that you hurting her is "normal". Have fun with your dumpster fire of a marriage.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/05/21 04:33 PM
40

You both sound awful.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/05/21 04:11 PM
3

To be fair, she's a "Momfluencer".
/r/PussyPassDenied04/05/21 03:57 PM
1

I'm glad we agree.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/04/21 04:40 PM
1

No one's forcing anyone to go there. They're a company that makes a product. If you give them money they will serve you. Blame the fucking parents if you're gonna blame someone for those fat fucking kids.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/04/21 04:09 PM
2

And Bill Burr is mad at the salads.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/04/21 03:15 PM
11

Mickey D's has salads.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/04/21 02:48 PM
38

A child molester named Krueger? Ok, no one set this bitch on fire.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/03/21 08:57 PM
80

She said "If I were allowed to cheat on you" and also you can hear her escalate it to domestic violence. I'd dump her and kick her out of my house immediately.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/03/21 03:06 PM
1

Fruit. Punch.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/03/21 03:18 PM
4

I get that they're a medical doctor, but who are they fucking?
/r/PussyPassDenied26/02/21 03:04 PM
4

Whoa, whoa. You leave Mario out of this. And yell your mom to have my dino tendies ready when I arrive this time.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/02/21 04:06 PM
1

She looks sassy.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/01/21 05:12 PM
36

Only weak men are controlled by the urges of the flesh.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/01/21 10:06 PM
26

Grizzly Adams did have a beard!
/r/PussyPassDenied23/10/20 01:07 PM
1

I gave her a dollar last week.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/20 07:08 PM
59

All she needs is about tree-fiddy
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/20 01:00 AM
70

"Dass mah BAYBY DAMN IT!" Their victim was an actual baby, so fuck you.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/06/20 01:40 PM
1

Lol. The oldest I'll go with my porn tastes is somewhere between Sara Jay and Nina Hartley. Any older than Nina, and it starts to get a little uncomfortable for me and my wiener. Seriously, tho. Sexually acting out is often a first sign of dementia, so I tend to cut old people a lot of slack. Being old sucks on a lot of levels. I deal with frightened, frail elders in a security capacity often at work, and it is heartbreaking. So I let a lot of their bullshit slide.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/06/20 03:58 PM
1

To be fair, she was very senile and attempting to show me the alleged bugs in her cooch. My profession is hospital security, primarily in the emergency room. The shit I have seen and continue to see on a daily basis would astonish you. And so far as old people go, after a certain age, the parts of the brain related to impulse control begin to....malfunction, is a good way to put it, and they tend to not edit their behavior. Acting out sexually or becoming irrationally angry about small things is…
/r/PussyPassDenied10/06/20 03:52 PM
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Maybe. I'm no moralist. And I had an old woman show me her pussy in the ER last week and give me a full porn-style pussy spread. No one started clutching their pearls about it, we just askes ger to cover up. Old people are fucking perverts when their minds start to fray and that impulse control begins to fade.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/06/20 03:43 PM
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I guarantee you they deal with way worse on a daily basis. I know, I work with paramedics.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/06/20 03:39 PM
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In this exact same scenario, if the genders were reversed, I wouldn't begrudge an old-ass injured guy from honking a tiddy once.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/06/20 03:35 PM
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She'll be dead soon, rotting in the ground with maggots swimming in her eyesockets. Let her grab some dick.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/06/20 02:30 PM
11

It's not awful. Diedrich Baeder voices Batman. It's a lot like the 60s show with Adam West, but in cartoon form.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/06/20 08:21 PM
127

It is a Batman: The Brave & The Bold reference.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/06/20 04:52 PM
616

The hammer of justice is unisex.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/06/20 02:23 PM
1

Can we call the fat ones tonks?
/r/PussyPassDenied18/05/20 07:43 PM
0

I like to sub in "ninja".
/r/PussyPassDenied18/05/20 06:30 PM
1

Do you want....a protest march of midgets around this building?
/r/PussyPassDenied18/05/20 06:28 PM
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You know...we all like to poke fun at women for being irrational, emotional and expectant of special treatment, but you went pretty racist with it. Makes me a little uncomfortable.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/05/20 04:18 PM
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They've got nothing on Indian and Arab women. Those bitches know how to turn on the insane like few others.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/05/20 01:09 PM
1

You only got 3 years? Wow. For someone who deserves to die in a cage, you got really lucky.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/05/20 04:08 AM
2

Maintain eye contact with passers by.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/04/20 04:14 PM
25

Gotta assert dominance somehow.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/04/20 03:28 PM
2

Why does her ethnicity come into play here?
/r/PussyPassDenied02/04/20 12:50 PM
2

No no I fuck you bloody bloody bastard!
/r/PussyPassDenied21/03/20 07:14 PM
6

BOOM. You looking for this?
/r/PussyPassDenied25/02/20 08:17 PM
4

Bisexual here. Liking dicks does not make them any less weird looking, unfortunately.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/02/20 08:16 PM
4

Her dad's "vagina" was not self-made and is an artificial simulation, just like the idea that Kylie Jenner's fortune is "self-made".
/r/PussyPassDenied21/12/19 11:15 PM
1

Depends on whether or not money changed hands. If she did it for free, then she just loooooves dick.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/06/19 12:20 PM
2

....what is a myki?
/r/PussyPassDenied12/05/19 04:02 PM
3

She kinda looks like the heifer from the video where she sees a dude kiss his girlfriend in a café and loses her goddamn mind.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/05/19 11:37 PM
1

What's "normal" sex to you ?
/r/PussyPassDenied13/04/19 04:08 PM
1

Her extreme lack of positive self-image is disturbing to me.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/04/19 01:12 AM
4

I want to laugh at this, but it's just sad.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/04/19 05:41 PM
5

Or bears.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/03/19 12:08 PM
1

You leave sour cream & onion Lay's chips out of this. They're fucking delicious.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/03/19 02:41 PM
1

Bullshit. 1) Learn to cook. 2) Tidy up your place, maybe class the joint up a bit with some nice art prints or something. 3) Most museums have one free day per month. Learn when they are in your city. 4) Public parks are free. There, you now have multiple options for low cost date activities.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/03/19 02:37 PM
2

Found the SJW.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/03/19 02:18 PM
3

He stole that line feom Semo Heyha.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/03/19 07:51 PM
0

Watch footage of Morehei Ueshiba fighting and then revise your opinion.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/03/19 07:48 PM
-1

Easy. Summon a demon bodily to earth, observing the proper forms and ritual. When they fail to show up, proof that there is no Hell and therefore no Heaven and therefore no god.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/03/19 12:11 AM
1

No thank you. I'll be over here, vaccinating my kids and preventing childhood diseases.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/03/19 03:03 PM
1

What they meant is that diseases that have been completely wiped out in a certain area are now making a comeback in those areas. For example, some unvaccinated French idiots just re-introduced measles to Costa Rica, a country where measles had previously been eradicated.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/03/19 01:16 PM
-2

I wanna build two little coffins and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/03/19 05:03 PM
2

Three months spent doing 3 scenes a day with no days off would mean she did 270 individual porn films. Does she have an IMDB page or something so we can get an accurate count of her total number of pornos she was featured in?
/r/PussyPassDenied02/03/19 02:09 PM
2

My take-away from the bible is that Jehovah is a bit of an asshole.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/02/19 06:12 PM
2

According to Dante Alligheri, yes.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/02/19 06:11 PM
15

Aliens had a subtext that I didn't even notice until years later. Ellen Ripley, whose daughter had grown old & died when she was in suspended animation for 57 years, finds & assumes responsibility for an 11 year old girl. The Xenomorph hive queen was a devoted mom trying to protect her children. It's two moms trying to protect their families.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/01/19 01:45 AM
5

I read this in David Attenbourough's voice.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/01/19 04:15 PM
1

You'd sure miss our economy though.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/12/18 06:09 PM
4

Gentlemen, just put on your Sunday best and strategically post yourselves at exit points, awaiting all the intoxicated women who haven't seen a man all day. Gotta see the silver linings to these kind of things.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/12/18 02:27 PM
9

You misspelled wops.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/12/18 02:22 PM
17

I would smoke SO MUCH weed and just eat snacks and laugh at everyone.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/11/18 09:56 PM
1

I thought that kinda shit was reserved for Hitler level assholes.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/11/18 09:55 PM
5

while nodding sagely
/r/PussyPassDenied10/11/18 07:22 PM
7

I'm non relationship expert, but....Matt needs to find a new girlfriend.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/11/18 01:08 AM
2

I don't think that at all.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/11/18 04:02 PM
2

Justice is more important than hand-wringing over how civilized we are. Some people deserve to be cut up and fed to dogs.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/11/18 02:16 PM
30

I got some gender fluid for ya.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/11/18 08:53 PM
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