McChucklenuts Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
4	My Son's Mother "Canceled" His Christmas With Me, Is Denying Visitation and Telephone Visitation... and I Am Getting Revenge! Wait until he is 18. Don't give her any ammo.	/r/MensRights	25/12/12 04:26 PM
–	Can someone tell me where I can sign up for some white male privilege? Because I can't find it. /rant It's ok when they do it.	/r/MensRights	24/10/12 04:00 AM
3	Can someone tell me where I can sign up for some white male privilege? Because I can't find it. /rant So the alternative is to favor policies that are based in the belief that women and certain minorities are inferior to white men and therefore those groups need a "handicap" like in golf?	/r/MensRights	24/10/12 03:58 AM
–	Why should male gamers change their behavior? Glad to hear they didn't hurt your tiny feelings.	/r/MensRights	17/08/12 07:03 PM
3	Why should male gamers change their behavior? They can choose not to play a game where the rest of the folks talk in harassing terms.	/r/MensRights	17/08/12 07:01 PM
16	"Out of about a hundred posters that went up around campus to advertise this event [Men's rights seminar], all but two were ripped down within a day." If it is a state university you can obtain an excel file of the University's list-serv. Then send out an email to every student.	/r/MensRights	21/04/12 07:58 PM
–	'Girl, get that child support' (x-post from WTF) Well if you are paying couldn't you demand visitation? And then when they are visiting take the child and get a DNA test done?	/r/MensRights	10/04/12 04:55 PM
1	'Girl, get that child support' (x-post from WTF) This isn't nearly as WTF as "Girl, get that Alimony"	/r/MensRights	10/04/12 04:54 PM
3	Comedian Russell Brand Stands To Gain £20million From His Divorce From Pop Star Wife Perry (14 months of marriage) - Now will feminists see the absurdity? For better or worse, marriage is a partnership. If she is just a housewife, and there are no children, then I agree, "half" would be excessive. Also, if you had your assets prior to marriage, then she should not have a claim to them. If she has her own career, and there are records of deposits, etc.,, then the liquid should be split according to who made what. Assets purchased during the marriage (house, cars, boats, etc.) are part of that partnership and should be divided evenly as a rule. If y…	/r/MensRights	02/01/12 04:32 PM
–	Comedian Russell Brand Stands To Gain £20million From His Divorce From Pop Star Wife Perry (14 months of marriage) - Now will feminists see the absurdity? I don't believe in alimony. I believe in an equitable distribution of assets. Please read my post and tell me where I say I believe in alimony. No? I didn't say that? Oh ok. Fuck you for putting words in my mouth you self-righteous cunt.	/r/MensRights	02/01/12 05:20 AM
–	Comedian Russell Brand Stands To Gain £20million From His Divorce From Pop Star Wife Perry (14 months of marriage) - Now will feminists see the absurdity? Dude- in the situation you described it is a partnership. They are raising children together. She is saving the cost of housecleaning and childcare by doing it herself. This frees him up to work and earn. She gets half man. Sorry. -edit- Fuck alimony btw. I was referring to assets built up DURING the marriage.	/r/MensRights	02/01/12 01:14 AM
–	Comedian Russell Brand Stands To Gain £20million From His Divorce From Pop Star Wife Perry (14 months of marriage) - Now will feminists see the absurdity? Love how I got downvoted? Why is it that everyone feels that they are entitled to other people's money just because they fucked them? If they directly or indirectly contributed to earning that is one thing, but it has gotten ridiculous.	/r/MensRights	02/01/12 01:11 AM
–	Comedian Russell Brand Stands To Gain £20million From His Divorce From Pop Star Wife Perry (14 months of marriage) - Now will feminists see the absurdity? If the woman stayed home to raise the children (without a maid, without a nanny) then absolutely she is entitled to half. Marriage is a partnership after all. However, in a case where both spouses have careers, absolutely not. In a case like McCartney, where he was already wealthy when married, absolutely not. I also do not feel that Brand is entitled to a nickel of Perry's money, so with me it is less a gender issue and more of a "who actually earned, or helped to earn" the money. edit for reta…	/r/MensRights	01/01/12 09:09 PM
9	College men beware: If a woman who lives in your dorm accuses you of rape, you are supposed to be evicted This is why those who are falsely accused need to sue for every conceivable type of damage. No settlements with gag orders. Public civil trial, public penalties. Publicize everything about the case (public record). Chase the lying bitch to the ends of the earth for every dime she and her family have. Because we all see the damage done to the falsely accused. What about the damage done to REAL rape victims? Every lying whore increases the doubts that REAL rape victims have to face.	/r/MensRights	13/10/11 11:32 PM
-3	Female paedophile babysitter, 20, arrested again after she raped a second 14-year-old boy. (Bouchard was also arrested three months ago for raping another 14-year-old who she babysat early in 2011 and plied with alcohol and marijuana allegedly supplied by her mother.) What is she being charged with? Making all of these boys fantasies a reality?	/r/MensRights	21/09/11 09:33 PM
-6	Saw this Norman Rockwell illustration and I thought: If the black eye were on the girl would the picture be considered folksy and funny? She needs to make him a sandwich.	/r/MensRights	10/09/11 10:47 PM
7	Mother 'coached' daughter to make false sex abuse claims Yeah, like her getting jailed for the amount of time the false claims would have put him away for. That is the only way to stop this shit. Sentence the false accuser to the punishment they were trying to inflict on their victim.	/r/MensRights	29/08/11 06:08 AM
23	Don't Get Married, Exhibit #2,762: John Cleese Gets Fucked by the Long Strap-On of the Divorce Courts. Why would an ex-wife get more then half of his money? It's called Start a company in your name only. Make sure most of your liquid assets are under the name of that company - I am not saying that this somehow magically protects you- but in the initial stages it puts up some barriers between the money and the woman allowing you to more efficiently follow step 3 When divorce is filed move all assets out of company account by making cash withdrawal into briefcase. Fly to Vegas and gamble for a day or 2 in front of witnesses who won't be able to testif…	/r/MensRights	21/06/11 07:06 PM
2	My girlfriend says you can't be sexist against men. Please help. Tell her she might have a point where institutionalized sexism is concerned. The concept of sexism is simply the belief that one sex is superior to the other.	/r/MensRights	15/06/11 04:09 AM
6	Went to a wedding, nice couple, late 20s. The Reverend was a women who used the ceremony to 'roast' the man. The bride was 'rescuing him', would 'make him a man', 'fix his life'. He was to do whatever she told him, try not to screw up badly and be grateful that ANY women wanted him, etc. Downvote me all you want fuckers. Culturally women have boundary issues when it comes to ripping on men. As prunella accurately states below- \|no man in his right mind would do this directed at a women\|. The double standard for this kind of shit is ridiculous. Hence my comment.	/r/MensRights	05/06/11 08:09 PM
2	Went to a wedding, nice couple, late 20s. The Reverend was a women who used the ceremony to 'roast' the man. The bride was 'rescuing him', would 'make him a man', 'fix his life'. He was to do whatever she told him, try not to screw up badly and be grateful that ANY women wanted him, etc. "The Reverend was a woman..." There is the problem.	/r/MensRights	05/06/11 05:06 PM
1	FEMALE teacher arrested after she 'had sex with FIVE students during an orgy in her home while her soldier husband was serving overseas' Pics or it didn't happen! I know they are claiming there are pics, but they need to be posted here as evidence.	/r/MensRights	26/05/11 11:55 AM
3	Palin Endorses Female Violence Sarah Palin is a stupid cunt. (I rarely use that word, because so few women meet the criteria).	/r/MensRights	23/04/11 07:11 PM
2	Sadly, this defense is not sufficient. fair point	/r/MensRights	18/04/11 01:56 AM
1	Sadly, this defense is not sufficient. Excuse me- I was in the other room fucking your wife and didn't have time to check all my messages. I thought you were still jerking off to your closet gay sex prison rape fantasies.	/r/MensRights	17/04/11 09:43 PM
1	Sadly, this defense is not sufficient. wow- watch Oz much?	/r/MensRights	17/04/11 04:29 AM
1	Sadly, this defense is not sufficient. And if you somehow were able to do that (you definitely have made some assumptions about our relative sizes/fighting abilities/etc.) and you somehow got me pregnant (not sure how that could happen- but hey, science) then you would be cool paying me for the next 18 years and never getting to see the kid?	/r/MensRights	17/04/11 01:11 AM
8	Male Student Kicked Out of College After a Female Student Makes a False Rape Claim. In this case he can and should sue her in civil court. This is no different than if she falsely accused him of plagiarism or theft. Sue her for millions and let the precedent influence the behavior of folks in the future.	/r/MensRights	16/04/11 07:25 PM
-3	Sadly, this defense is not sufficient. Please get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.	/r/MensRights	16/04/11 05:10 AM
1	NC legislature trying to pass law that would allow a man to get out of paying child support if he becomes aware of the fact he is not the child's father. Ok, Fraud then. Point being, if you make false claims for financial gain at the expense of another, there has to be a way a lawyer can argue that.	/r/MensRights	25/03/11 02:45 PM
5	NC legislature trying to pass law that would allow a man to get out of paying child support if he becomes aware of the fact he is not the child's father. I don't understand why this isn't the case already. Under the current system- if a woman falsely names a man as the father does he have grounds to sue for libel?	/r/MensRights	24/03/11 04:28 PM
3	Presumed Guilty: Philadelphia man, falsely accused of raping an 11 yr. old girl, severely beaten with bats and lumber. Police gave his photo to the public and advise use of force on him. I can't upvote this enough. I am almost motivated to create multiple accounts just to upvote this more. New Jersey: The state that hates you back. Beautiful.	/r/MensRights	22/03/11 08:19 PM
6	Presumed Guilty: Philadelphia man, falsely accused of raping an 11 yr. old girl, severely beaten with bats and lumber. Police gave his photo to the public and advise use of force on him. Most of us do. Fuck you if you're a cop. (Not because you are a cop, but because you are a cop making a comment like this). You're job is to protect and serve. WE PAY YOUR FUCKING SALARY! How's it feel for one of the sheep to say that to you when you can't ticket him or beat him? Huh? YOU FUCKING PIG.	/r/MensRights	22/03/11 08:17 PM
-4	Teacher who had sex with schoolboy, 15, is spared jail after judge says: 'He touched you first' Wait, she is sort of hot. I know we are upset about the double standard and all, but when I was 15 I wanted to fuck half of my female teachers. She deserves a medal. (Also this is England, where the age of consent is 16 anyway).	/r/MensRights	08/03/11 03:41 PM
1	Proposed Kansas bill requires a paternity test for ALL births. So your single contradictory example refutes the research? Note the numbers were 75% initiate and 80% unexpected- So basically 60% of all divorces are initiated by the woman and unexpected by the men. Majority. Your family fell into the other 40%. Ok, great. That does not invalidate anything. Let's randomly grab 99 other people and you'll see the numbers play out.	/r/MensRights	13/02/11 06:14 PM
-3	Proposed Kansas bill requires a paternity test for ALL births. And you're continued debate is relevant to the overall topic how? Perhaps I should have clarified, but I was referring to the simple fact that without a paternity test a man assumes the offspring is his and pays for it. A woman is never in that position, so she does not have to shell out cash for years if she doesn't want to. Oh, and go fuck yourself.	/r/MensRights	13/02/11 06:05 PM
0	Proposed Kansas bill requires a paternity test for ALL births. Ok. So a woman cheats on her husband, has a kid, and the husband thinks it's his. How is your example even in the same ballpark? In your scenario the woman obviously knows it's not her fucking kid and can do something about it if she chooses.	/r/MensRights	13/02/11 03:36 AM
1	Proposed Kansas bill requires a paternity test for ALL births. So if his wife chooses to leave him what then- does she still have to pay for the child he had with another woman? Also- note that it is HIS money here. NOT hers. If the mistress sued HER I would see your point.	/r/MensRights	12/02/11 08:12 PM
1	EU human rights court agrees with man who had his custody taken away solely for reason of being a man Excuse me? How is Israel not essentially part of America? If we don't back Israel do you really think we get hit on 9/11?	/r/MensRights	12/02/11 06:52 AM
-1	EU human rights court agrees with man who had his custody taken away solely for reason of being a man Sorry, that would be Israel. I base this on the fact that Israel has its own Senators (at least one- Lieberman).	/r/MensRights	11/02/11 11:15 PM
17	Proposed Kansas bill requires a paternity test for ALL births. Brilliant. Leave it as part of the battery of tests. Make it like 5 forms you need to fill out to opt-out. That way it's a hassle, and a woman won't have such an easy time saying "oh don't bother". Bottom line, if a guy cheats, it may lead to divorce, but the woman isn't stuck PAYING for the product of the affair financially. That is what this is about. Men should not have to pay for kids that aren't theirs if they don't want to.	/r/MensRights	11/02/11 11:01 PM
2	How to handle women who insult you publicly? Tell her she's fat. Seriously. Tell her "Look, I get it, you're fat. You put on all this weight and you don't know how to handle it. No need to take it out on everyone else." After that make oinking and snorting noises whenever she opens her mouth.	/r/MensRights	31/01/11 05:39 AM
-11	Hillary Clinton Confirms that there is an international, feminist, antimale conspiracy, er, Global Feminist Mission Can she STFU and get back in the kitchen already? Seriously. Hillary: Go make Bill a sandwich and stay out of politics. Be quiet while the men are talking.	/r/MensRights	01/01/11 07:29 PM