MichaelJordansToupee Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
11	Robert Bly, "Iron John," and MGTOW		MichaelJordansToupee	/r/MGTOW	24/05/19 02:00 AM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	LIST OF GIRLS THAT WILL FUCK YOUR LIFE UP Kind of ran out of steam towards the end didn't you?	/r/MGTOW	22/12/19 01:50 AM
0	I'm currently in a mall in Honduras, in 3 hours 3 girls have given me their numbers with casual conversations about gym, coffee places, etc. In America I would be told to calm my toxic masculinity and told not to stare rape.... They still have actual malls?!?! Way to join the 21st century. Do they even have indoor plumbing or does everyone just squat and shit on the street or out an open window?	/r/MGTOW	21/07/19 10:36 PM
5	Kylie hit the wall while riding a crotch rocket. Those are two different people.	/r/MGTOW	18/06/19 02:52 AM
3	The simple joys in life - how I spent my Saturday. No women, no screaming kids, no worries. Just pure joy and relaxation "By 40s sex is a take it or leave it proposition for most." Guffaws This COULD NOT POSSIBLY be more WRONG. The male sex drive NEVER goes away. That line about Charlie Chaplin from When Harry Met Sally was true, men can impregnate women up until their dying breath, even if they are 100 years old. Now, from the age of about 70 and up, if men do procreate with women there is a greater chance of genetic defects/mutations in the male sperm which have a good chance of being passed on to any offspring,…	/r/MGTOW	02/06/19 03:48 AM
1	Reading her diary and how I became MGTOW "I poured a glass of scotch and enjoyed the silence in my new place." AWESOME STORY BRU!!!!!!! What did that silence sound like?!?! Did it sound like VICTORY, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!! So, were you sitting there in complete darkness, BRA!!!!???!?!	/r/MGTOW	12/05/19 04:58 PM
1	Reading her diary and how I became MGTOW "She was clearly trying to get pregnant. I had never told her about my vasectomy...oh well." Kudos to you BRI for saving your PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!!!!!!!! I myself have been thinking of chopping off my own enormous dong and balls as they have only led a BRA such as me to false temptation and wickedness. I spend at least 4 hours every day sharpening the axe. Tell us BRE!!!! How old were you when you took the BRA!!!! step of saving your PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!!!! and NOT allowing any of your P…	/r/MGTOW	12/05/19 04:56 PM
1	Reading her diary and how I became MGTOW Yeah, BRA SHE REFUSED TO DO BUTTHOLE FUCKING!!!! The goddamn NERVE.	/r/MGTOW	06/05/19 10:17 PM
1	Reading her diary and how I became MGTOW "She was clearly trying to get pregnant." Wha?? So, like BRA, she stopped swallowing??!!?! HOW DARE SHE!!! Admit it BRA, she stopped jacking you off as well, right BRA?	/r/MGTOW	06/05/19 10:04 PM
1	Reading her diary and how I became MGTOW "She went on to get pregnant within a year of me leaving. She has two kids, works a dead end job and is 30 lbs overweight. She's still single. She has a ton of student loan debt." So you're stalking her BRA. Congrats, that is a TRUE TYPE A MGTOW move BRA!!!! What am I saying, you clearly are still MADLY in love with this chick, BRA.	/r/MGTOW	06/05/19 09:56 PM
1	Reading her diary and how I became MGTOW "On a random day off I found a small suitcase out near the closet. It was filled with journals going back almost a decade." C'mon, BRA. NO ONE actually WRITES ANYTHING anymore, BRA. Livejournal is where all the chicks do their diary/monthly bleedings crap, BRA. But I am curious BRA, did she draw smiley faces or hearts over her i's in the diary?	/r/MGTOW	06/05/19 09:50 PM
1	Reading her diary and how I became MGTOW "She claimed to hate anal, and yet she did it for a past boyfriend on a regular basis. her first time doing anal was in a hotel, on vacation. So much for her 'needing to feel really comfortable' to do that..." BRA, what is it you and all the other BRAS and butthole fucking? What is the appeal BRA? Does it really TURN YOU on getting your cock all covered with someone else's shit? Are you like TT Boy BRA and smear your shit covered cock all over the chicks face and make her lick all of her own shi…	/r/MGTOW	06/05/19 09:46 PM
2	Reading her diary and how I became MGTOW So I'm assuming from reading this that when she was having her monthly bleedings you actually LET HER STAY IN THE APARTMENT WITH YOU?!?! MADNESS!!! What the fuck is wrong with you BRA!!!!!! You should have LAID IT ALL OUT FOR HER; when she had her monthly bleedings she WAS NOT ALLOWED TO SET FOOT IN THE APARTMENT TO YOUR VEHICLE. PERIOD. You should have FORCED HER to do as it says in the bible, she must construct a hut in the yard and remain inside for the entirety of her monthly bleedings. I me…	/r/MGTOW	06/05/19 04:08 PM
1	Reading her diary and how I became MGTOW "Sexy clothes gave way to sweat pants and t-shirts." I don't know, BRUH!!!! Those JUICY!!!! brand sweatpants don't leave ANYTHING to the imagination. And cut off T-shorts are BOSS. you obviously didn't assert your AUTHORITY on HOW THINGS WERE GONNA GO DOWN BRUH!!!!	/r/MGTOW	06/05/19 04:04 PM
3	Reading her diary and how I became MGTOW Did everyone in the bar/restaurant stand and cheer and applaud when you laid out HOW IT WAS GOING TO GO DOWN?	/r/MGTOW	06/05/19 04:02 PM
0	Ellen Pompeo (Grey's Anatomy) People like you who rate other peoples attractiveness or lack thereof soley on looks are shallow. WAY. SHALLOW. But you're also morons, so there's that, too. But oh wait, you're right, WHAT IS THE DEAL with all these FEMINAZIS!!!!!!!! trying to push their FEMINAZI!!!! agenda on us???!! Why are women even allowed to be writers or producers or directors for tv shows??!!! HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!???? Women can only be makeup artists, costume designers or actresses, CONGRESS NEEDS TO PASS A LAW!!!!!!!!	/r/MGTOW	27/02/19 10:19 PM