| Upvotes | Title | Category | Author | Subreddit | Date (UTC) |
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| Upvotes | Comment on | Subreddit | Date (UTC) |
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| 13 | Must have a job to support Chad’s baby!I have job but it's not for you. Take a long walk off a short pier. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/05/21 02:03 AM |
| 6 | Woman who has been on 77 DATES still can’t find the perfect guyWhen the wall arrives, she'll have two choices. 1. She can up her requirements like FDS users. Most likely. 2. She can lower her demands. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/21 07:38 PM |
| 3 | After chasing Chad's commitment only to get abused and dumped, Carol finally accepts spinster status.She has 4 options after acceptance: Trick a man on ONS (one night stand) Invite another miserable woman in, lets-be-in (lesbian) She'll get a dog and a jar peanut butter. (Beast mode) Die alone (which happens pretty fast) like b4 50. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/04/21 12:18 AM |
| 5 | After chasing Chad's commitment only to get abused and dumped, Carol finally accepts spinster status.She is downright self entitled. She thinks Disney is real and she drops golden eggs in to gross pad every month. Her friend is hoping for a random dick suck and if that happens. He'll get a arsonists, a girl that will go scorched earth on him. She's a mental case that Chad along with other men walked away from. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/04/21 12:12 AM |
| 7 | After chasing Chad's commitment only to get abused and dumped, Carol finally accepts spinster status.If I checked her other posts, she most likely shat on men like dysentery. She's crazy or bipolar, her next post will lash out on men for not buying her fantasy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/04/21 12:07 AM |
| 3 | 21 year old, green haired, pregnant girl says you better like kids or you can just swipe left. Amazing sales pitch.Mic drop. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/04/21 03:07 AM |
| 2 | Good thing I’m a gamerNope, she'll always claim she was abused when she get caught. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/04/21 12:24 AM |
| 3 | Hoing for painting supplies and construction help. Based on the keywords I am afraid this isn't satire. It seems kind of cheap, but times are tough.The cats of lesbians have more sex than them. Lesbians are women who can't make friends with men or women. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/04/21 07:59 PM |
| 2 | Women spend thousands of dollars a year on "beauty" treatments so they can slow down the aging process. Of course men need to pay for it because patriarchy. Enjoy the weekend!She's doings so much that I know she's obese, skinny fat/flabby, >32, and/or ugly. She didn't mention a diet or a gym. Her lifestyle is fast food and sugar. She failed, now it's time for cats. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/04/21 07:54 PM |
| 3 | Bailout? Check. Leftovers? Check. 1000 cock stare? Check.For all the empowered single women <29 lurking in the shadows of this page. This is your future if you follow the mainstream culture. Stop swinging from bad boys, get in shape, don't get pregnant and date local guys. For the strong single women >29, run to the nearest nerdiest guy and beg him to have you or you will be left begging for men on the internet well passed your expiration date. This woman will die alone and poor. Single women with kids will die surrounded by useless and unstable child… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/04/21 12:57 PM |
| 13 | Good thing I’m a gamerShe is a prime candidate for a pedo-dad hmm... let's say step-daddy. She has put the cart before the horse and wants a man to clean up her mess. Her life is like the sentences she wrote, trash. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/04/21 01:02 AM |
| 10 | 42 year old tall order technical assistant who has nothing to offer except a list of wants longer than your typical villain from a comic book movieShe wants a pet the size of a man. She offers nothing but wants, debt, and a long history of bad relationships. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/04/21 12:54 AM |
| 12 | 42 year old retired police officer who is divorced with two kids and kink friendly looking for something long term with no gamesFemale cops rarely get fired, but often take medical disability due to stress and depression. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/03/21 05:50 AM |
| 15 | 42 year old retired police officer who is divorced with two kids and kink friendly looking for something long term with no gamesMental health awareness is always a sign that she's unstable. She was probably given a partial disability retirement from the forced due to anxiety or depression. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/03/21 05:40 AM |
| 16 | Gentleman are you a submissive man ready to get your hands on this 46yo that looks at the very definition of this sub and says "hold my Cosmo and watch this"? Then boys, have I got the woman for you (resubmitted. Forgot to black out her name)I hate the dynamics of online dating. It transforms ugly women into attention slvts.There's too many middle aged men in que to kiss her varicose, arthritic bunions. She's invisible to most men in reality but online she's a queen and demands worship. She'll die alone, but her avatar will receive more praise than actual royalty. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/03/21 05:29 AM |
| 5 | A new term for the women who cry "Where are all the good men?" - The Plankton.She believes she deserves her unreasonable standards. Now she wants pity for her decisions. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/03/21 09:26 PM |
| 36 | serious shit only 😤The photo filter, two kids and the attitude that's a hard no for me. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/03/21 04:50 PM |
| 3 | Looking for a 44 year old mother who is as awesome as her two children that has a list of demands and red flags longer than the character count Reddit allows in their titles to list them all? Then step right up boys, she's all yoursSo true, some of the post wall women wisen up at try to become traditional by joining a church. Trump supporters automatically believe them. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/03/21 04:48 PM |
| 42 | Obese lady laments "Where are all the athletic men who want to date me and not just have sex with me?" completely missing the irony that she won't do either for obese men. "Fellow ladies who won't date or f**k fat men - let's fight men's fatphobia! ✊"She labels the guy as athletic, so she used him as a confidence and self esteem booster. The athletic guy should be writing an article for being used for his athletic seed. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/03/21 03:52 PM |
| 23 | Obese lady laments "Where are all the athletic men who want to date me and not just have sex with me?" completely missing the irony that she won't do either for obese men. "Fellow ladies who won't date or f**k fat men - let's fight men's fatphobia! ✊"Her logic, if you screw fat women, you must date fat women. Apply the logic to men: If a woman eats on a man's dime, she must commit to the man. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/03/21 03:37 PM |
| 6 | This speaks for itself.What the hell! Close ups are not her friend. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/02/21 05:27 AM |
| 1 | wypyssahvsnyockbmwgtsktxfjloddahfljdoyxacqgtmxvzzvnjueujzdI'm man enough to run away from walking rubbish. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/02/21 05:24 AM |
| 13 | 32yr old single mother with a 2nd child in the way now wants to be a housewife but won’t date you if you have kids of your own so take care of hers instead. Plus wants more kids as wellTreat those teachers like they treat a sanitary napkin, throw 'em away when you used 'em. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/21 11:40 PM |
| 5 | 32yr old single mother with a 2nd child in the way now wants to be a housewife but won’t date you if you have kids of your own so take care of hers instead. Plus wants more kids as wellShe too dumb know the difference. After all, she a teacher. She said polyamory but means polyandry that's why she wrote #FINDOM (financial dominate men.) | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/21 11:36 PM |
| 5 | Sitting at only 5'4" - 40 year old Miss Piggy demands you be at least 5'9" or taller, MUST love dogs and MUST be GaInFuLlY EmPlOyEd, and....NO sex talk with this beauty. Be able to hold a real convo.Her blood type is Rocky road. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/21 09:35 PM |
| 17 | Sitting at only 5'4" - 40 year old Miss Piggy demands you be at least 5'9" or taller, MUST love dogs and MUST be GaInFuLlY EmPlOyEd, and....NO sex talk with this beauty. Be able to hold a real convo.I think she ate a thin girl for her intellect. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/21 09:33 PM |
| 1 | Good man gives single mothers a chance to prove that they aren't a meme. Single mother fails to disprove and proclaims "all men are the same."If you're raised by single mom, dating a single mom is acceptable. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 09:15 AM |
| 1 | Good man gives single mothers a chance to prove that they aren't a meme. Single mother fails to disprove and proclaims "all men are the same."Do you think Chad would have this problem? Nope. She did this crap because he was hot bowl of beta soup. If a Chad steps in to her vacancy (hole), he will dictate the terms when he gets it and how much of it he will get. This dude was the clean up man, not the shot caller. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 09:13 AM |
| 2 | I was told this fits the theme here also. Single Mom looking for a Beta Buck now that she’s got Chad’s lineage secure.Her fun times are over boys, she wants cash. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 08:59 AM |
| 3 | I was told this fits the theme here also. Single Mom looking for a Beta Buck now that she’s got Chad’s lineage secure.There's 2 ppl at fault here. I blame her, I blame betas. Here's analogy. Irresponsible woman become sharks. Betas are chum for sharks. Sharks attack surfers. We surfers hate sharks. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 08:58 AM |
| 1 | I was told this fits the theme here also. Single Mom looking for a Beta Buck now that she’s got Chad’s lineage secure.Good job, it cheaper than dating the has beens. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 08:35 AM |
| 2 | “Don’t insult me by messaging me when you know you don’t have a chance.” “Show some effort! ❤️”I'm guessing she's fat with rather saggy small breasts. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 08:31 AM |
| 1 | You can't make this stuff up...10 years from now.... Her demands will be: a serious relationship...no games..stop wasting her time...must be generous...I'm a packaged deal with my Chad seed. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 08:19 AM |
| 10 | Form an orderly line, pleaseI want the same. When you find her, see if she has a sister. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 08:11 AM |
| 2 | 42 year old wants a relationship and no time-wasters! Alcohol in every one of her picsShe has old hands, caked make-up, bar fly and skinny fat old lady body. Hard pass. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 08:06 AM |
| 10 | 42 year old wants a relationship and no time-wasters! Alcohol in every one of her picsShe looks like a man eater and a wallet grinder. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 07:59 AM |
| 1 | 42 year old wants a relationship and no time-wasters! Alcohol in every one of her picsShe wants you to feeder, while Chad can eater, for free. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 07:56 AM |
| 3 | Single mom says you ain't shit but expects you to be fine with her 4 year for year old, and her "upcoming"Tinder Auctioneer: She looking for a employed man that wants to be henpecked that gives her the tingles like the bad boys who fertilized her and left. The bidding process starts now. Auctioneer: You over there that happily folds your mother's underwear, swipe right why don't you! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/20 07:48 AM |
| 2 | "Looking for a gentleman and bad boy to suit all my personality traits..just apply here..."She looks like an old sock with a whole in it, stretch out elastic in the ankle. The other pair missing, the stains are obivious and the sour scent is permanent. She can't be helped or fixed, just avoid. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/11/20 06:07 AM |
| 2 | At 51 she is independent and doesn’t want to be tamed. WAATGM? And likes to laugh.She is only going to find a man moving out of a half way house. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/20 05:33 AM |
| 1 | Just a 19 year old single mom who has already ruined her life by having 2 kids before she even hit 20. Ignore the batwing arms and hickies. Oh, and she's not here for hookups and wants you to know her kids are her world. Btw, she enjoys weed. Make a line guys.She looks like a 50 year old, but 19. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/20 05:20 AM |
| 5 | Single mother for nine years, smokes often, past the wall - but she doesn’t want one night stands.Single with a 9 year old boy, good luck finding a sucka. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/20 05:08 AM |
| 1 | Just wants love, respect, trust, and loyalty. Wants love that’ll lasts forever.Wow she is hopelessly idealistic, unpleasant looking and has the personality to match. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/20 04:47 AM |
| 2 | She literally asks if there are any alphas left while looking like trash. You can’t make this up.She's more hawg than pawg. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/20 04:41 AM |
| 2 | Step on up gents and fight for who deserves this beast the most. She’s lost 100lbs and only 400 more to go until she’s considered healthy. She’s amazing. Get in your applications to raise her bastards before someone else does!Caseworker means she is good at meddles in other people's lives and spending other people's money. She'll so religious that she ballooned up to a beach ball, stole the kids from a father and continues to lie every one she knows. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/20 04:32 AM |
| 3 | At 30 had enough of the bar bad boys, where is the manager to wife me up?Since she mentioned restaurants, she either likes to eat food or eat the sausage of her waiter. I think she likes both. She's getting fatter and older. She's had her fun. She has been ran through more times than a subway turnstile. And after getting busted in many times, she's looking for a "manager ", to be the clean up guy in her hallway. Grocery store page blares, "Clean up on aisle 6, multiple gallons of milk were spilled! " | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/10/20 04:47 AM |
| 36 | 25 Year Old Mom of 2 Seeking "Intellegent" Man 5'11 and up please...Mom of 2= Looking for a provider Chad. Hopeless romantic = Will screw on 1st date for Chad. Less than 5'11"= Looking for a tall Chad. All about good energy = Looking for a ONS with Chad. The best out of everyday = Wants it raw from Chad. Don't waste time = She's losing time for Chad. Emotional[l]y Intelligent = just be a "hawt" Chad. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/10/20 03:48 AM |
| 2 | Ho's mad about her love life. Rant incoming 🤣Congratulations, she's going to be single forever. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/10/20 03:31 AM |
| 2 | I'm single as a Pringle and ready to mingle. I don't understand why nobody hit me up yet..... 😄She sounds like, she can do a rap intro. I'll pass. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/10/20 03:21 AM |
| 5 | "Boyfriend me 🥺 🥰 I come with a kidd 👶🏾 I need me a hood n-word 😍" Let's see ... bailout emoji, promise of sex, mixed race kid, chasing tyrone. Yep, that's all she wrote!Pass. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/10/20 03:17 AM |
| -4 | I had to do a double take when I saw this. You're kidding me right?Her other hand is holding an imaginary phone...or is just used to holding other things. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/10/20 02:55 AM |
| 2 | Matched with a girl on Bumble, looked through her Instagram and found this gem... bullet dodged!!They're young thin an absolutely homely. On a slow Tuesday, I would ignore both these fugly. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/10/20 04:07 AM |
| 14 | Matched with a girl on Bumble, looked through her Instagram and found this gem... bullet dodged!!The Asian woman: What did her left eye, say to her right eye? "I see ya, over there!" Her strabismus is very bad, I'm sure her eyes operating independently like chameleon. She'll be the first to say, "I can't find a good man." When her wall-eyes, hit the wall. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/10/20 03:47 AM |
| 2 | She found a financially stable man to settle down with. But she is too used to Chads and Tyrones. Thinking he wasn't good looking enough.She'll regret her decision and blame "the society " for all her problems. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/09/20 09:55 PM |
| 1 | ‘Model’ needs a rich pilot for gifts and to discuss air travelDating profiles are like a wishlist to Santa Claus. Since he's not real neither are her wishes. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/08/20 09:56 PM |
| -6 | She is a high achieving woman and refuses to settle. So she went and got help from an Indian matchmaker to find an arranged marriage.What show and how bad does she get? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/08/20 07:00 PM |
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