NaughtyAudio Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
-21	Greta Thunberg called out fat shaming but hypocritically body shamed men with small penises This sub is sad. I'm out.	/r/MensRights	30/12/22 12:26 PM
-15	Greta Thunberg called out fat shaming but hypocritically body shamed men with small penises I agree, he brought this on himself by calling out a person for no reason at all. This isn't a body shaming issue at all.	/r/MensRights	30/12/22 12:22 PM
1	Honestly, where's the best place to find attractive/intelligent women? Volunteer at dog shelters. Or hang out at the grocery store.	/r/seduction	06/02/17 09:49 PM
6	Women's sexual strategy plainly laid out. I am by no means an expert on the subject, someone from the USA told OP that if they hadn't consummated the marriage he can get an annulment, to which he replied that he's in Canada and is totally fucked... or not fucked as it were. I seriously feel for this guy though, played like an accordion!	/r/TheRedPill	30/06/16 11:43 PM
8	Women's sexual strategy plainly laid out. The poor guy lives in Canada. So unfortunately not consummating isn't grounds for an annulment.	/r/TheRedPill	30/06/16 08:20 PM
5	[X-post] "My BF broke up with me because I booked a week vacation with my EX in Amsterdam" or "How my BF held frame" I think we need a Hall of Frame.	/r/TheRedPill	30/06/16 01:49 PM
2	Got rejected badly but at least I tried Came here for this, chicks never send the first text. Never.	/r/seduction	04/01/16 05:37 AM
1	I got banned from Relationships for calling out a women. Was attacked by beta white knights. Learned my lesson. TRP shouldn't be shared. He's got to be a master of mind control!	/r/TheRedPill	29/12/15 06:02 AM
3	I got banned from Relationships for calling out a women. Was attacked by beta white knights. Learned my lesson. TRP shouldn't be shared. This. All day this! And in her butt crack?! Wtf, I was gonna use that later!	/r/TheRedPill	28/12/15 10:09 AM
2	Meeting a girl during work 👍	/r/seduction	14/11/15 09:39 PM
2	Meeting a girl during work Yes k-close means kiss. Just tell her what you want to do. "Hey what time do you get off? I have some work/stuff (could be nothing at all, chicks like when you sound busy though) to do in the early evening but we should go and grab some coffee (slurpies, whatever) after I come visit you at work!"	/r/seduction	13/11/15 10:02 PM
2	"From Tinder to Turned On": Rapid Sexual Escalation Via Text (The Long Awaited Video) But if you put the frog in cold water and turn up the heat slowly, he doesn’t realise how the temperature is increasing. Then you fuck the frog!!	/r/seduction	13/11/15 08:46 PM
2	Meeting a girl during work Don't hang out for the whole shift (waste of your time, looks needy), go visit closer to when she gets off. Make plans to go get coffee or ice cream or whatever kids do these days after she gets off work. Then if it feels good go for the k-close. Don't think about relationships or even talk about them off you're not interested in them. You'll be fine.	/r/seduction	13/11/15 08:39 PM
1	How does a lesbian get back on the horse? Ra-par-tay?	/r/seduction	30/10/15 07:50 PM
2	True equality in mainstream. Larry Wilmore, The Nightly Show on Comedy Central.	/r/MensRights	10/09/15 04:58 PM
1	My new ex best friend - makes me look bad with women so he can look better. I would smile and nod sarcastically and knowingly, then laugh at him behind his back with the girls after you tell them he's lying to them. Or just shout, "Shit, that reminds me!" and scurry off looking at your phone like you forgot to message someone important.	/r/seduction	02/07/15 04:47 PM
2	How do you respond to "I have a boyfriend"? "I don't mind," feels like a pretty weak response to me. I like jiggys list, use those.	/r/seduction	06/02/15 09:21 PM
51	How to make her WANT you. You don't ask a fish what kind of bait it prefers.	/r/seduction	04/01/15 07:40 PM
1	Please help me understand her reactions and what I've done wrong The text convo may have meant a lot to you, but for her it was about the attention. You were giving her yours and she didn't have to work for it or anything. Sometimes pulling away and being detached is the only way to know where you stand. If she asks what's up, you tell her.	/r/seduction	13/12/14 06:27 PM
2	Please help me understand her reactions and what I've done wrong You were probably a little too accessible. Confronting her was probably not a great idea, either, as it puts her on the defensive. Even if you're not, you want to seem busy. I'm not sure what you could have done differently, because I find myself in this same situation more often than not. Everyone here says that texting should be for making plans only, so you can get to know them in person. If she does not directly responds to those invitations, drop her. Radio silence. Not worth the time you'r…	/r/seduction	13/12/14 05:26 PM
17	The Second Date and the bigger dilemma She flaked. She may be the first, but she won't be the last. Feel better, and get back out there.	/r/seduction	13/12/14 05:02 PM
1	Yet another classic example of Beta Bucks...the long con. I don't think you'd be able to use the recorded material in court of she hadn't previously given you permission to record her.	/r/TheRedPill	20/11/14 10:41 PM
2	@KrillWasHere : ranting a bit on AFBB and western women I read that, too, and was like, "Hey! New word!" But what does it mean?	/r/TheRedPill	04/10/14 06:02 PM
6	"And no one wants the nice guy because just like a slut, he gives his love to anyone who will take it" I think you mean an airport filled with baggage and seamen.	/r/TheRedPill	15/09/14 02:45 AM
1	ITP: 29 year old woman hits the wall. Wants her AF/BB AND SPONTANEOUSNESS? I THOUGHT IT WAS SPONTANEITY!!??	/r/TheRedPill	31/07/14 07:44 PM
3	Small FR about today and how Approach Anxiety costed me a #close You were also riding the but, I never try to pick up girls on the but. In the but maybe...	/r/seduction	21/02/14 09:27 PM
-5	I don't know where else to turn. Answer the question.	/r/MensRights	25/06/13 07:24 PM
7	Complete Newbie [FR] first time ever out alone, tips needed It sounds like you've got a good thing going with the hat, don't let it be a crutch though. Be your own giant sombrero.	/r/seduction	07/02/13 08:31 PM
1	Any experience with the norwegian pickup book "pornopung; håndboka"? Any book you would suggest? I think you should read it and let us know if it sucks or not.	/r/seduction	21/01/13 08:27 AM
-1	Ok, not sure where to ask, but I need help. Smoke some weed. Seriously. Not a lot! Just some.	/r/seduction	21/01/13 08:16 AM
2	I need some advice on which direction I should be working towards. Your situation totally blows for the advice you desire. I truly feel for you, bro. I would suggest either (A) online dating, an expensive site that will find you "the one" or whatever, or (B) Two long distance relationships, both locations, no more lonesome crysturbation.	/r/seduction	21/01/13 08:08 AM
6	How to respond when women make remarks about my height/hands? What he said. Be creative.	/r/seduction	21/01/13 08:02 AM
1	I'm 28 and just broke up with my live-in girlfriend of 4 years. Where do I start? I don't really know the rules about straight up copying and pasting stuff, but sometimes only the wise words of Butters hold the answer; and I quote: "Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautifu…	/r/seduction	21/01/13 07:53 AM
5	Finally Closed! Nice work buddy! Now go do it again!	/r/seduction	21/01/13 07:45 AM
1	[FR] Two responses to the same question You need to delete nervous laughter from your life.	/r/seduction	21/01/13 07:41 AM
1	If you know a girl likes you, and wants to kiss you, what's a good line to make this happen? NIKE: JUST DO IT.	/r/seduction	21/01/13 07:36 AM
0	[FR] Date Close HB10 French Nanny Should have gone straight for dinner. Coffee's good, but you're going for serious and forward here. Either way, let us know how it went.	/r/seduction	10/12/12 08:08 PM
1	First date saturday Dress nice, but not too nice, ya know, like, dinner with your parents at the Olive Garden nice. You don't want to look like shit, but you don't want to be intimidating either. Unless you're planning on going to a nice place, then you dress up, and be sure to tell (challenge) her to as well.	/r/seduction	25/10/12 05:44 AM
0	My small college is dominated by frats, what can I do to get more popular without joining one? Join a band, learn to DJ, buy kegs of beer, sell weed, sell any other drugs, teach girls how to be hoes a la Gator in The Other Guys, ummmmm there's a million ways to be the --your job here-- guy on a college campus.	/r/seduction	25/10/12 05:41 AM
1	What do you guys think of strip clubs as motivation? The only thing strip clubs should be used for are: Helping your friends blow their money. Bachelor parties Bringing a girl that actually wants to go there. Practicing talking to and treating hot, nearly nude, ladies like they are salespeople at a store. All the while helping your friends spend their money. I cannot stress this last point enough. This is one of the only places where girls are actively "selling" themselves to you in the way that we strive to get them to during sets. Get used to th…	/r/seduction	31/08/12 09:26 PM
3	"If it makes you nervous, you're doing it right" This would be great advice if it were accompanied with some examples or a FR or something or something or ANYTHING!	/r/seduction	31/08/12 09:13 PM
8	[FR] The hippie who didnt smoke weed and why you should be careful when gaming girls. Well yeah, you gotta know when to lay off, for sure.	/r/seduction	31/08/12 08:18 PM
1	[FR] Was waiting for a friend, decided to chat up a few strangers. You had your foot in the door, but did not enter, my son.	/r/seduction	31/08/12 08:12 PM
4	[FR] The hippie who didnt smoke weed and why you should be careful when gaming girls. Sounds like she could use a toke or two.	/r/seduction	31/08/12 07:46 PM
2	[Mini FR] I can't even tell if I did well or poorly...? With the HB8.5, I think she's just a flake, so i wouldn't read too much into it. As for the HB10, I dunno man, if they're doing the work, I'd just roll with it, especially when she's an HB10. I can understand the urgency late night hunger pangs, but if she's mentioning a protective cousin who's definitely a young AFC, you have to at least get those digits. You're not a moron, just lazy.	/r/seduction	29/08/12 08:24 PM
2	A little advice, newb and specific situation [FR] It's cool to let one pass without getting her number, but you need to go and get it next time. ...and if you don't work at the gym, it's technically not "shitting where you eat," just so you know.	/r/seduction	29/08/12 08:00 PM
1	Uni game discussion Seriously, are you really that against gaming on some 18 y/o's right now? C'mon, dude, drunk fish in a barrel.	/r/seduction	29/08/12 04:05 PM
1	How useful is a hot female wing(wo)man? Wing-woman > Wing-man Unless you're a fighter pilot.	/r/seduction	28/08/12 09:27 PM
10	sedditors who have had three ways, i need help! TOO MUCH THOUGHT. NIKE: JUST DO THEM.	/r/seduction	28/08/12 09:22 PM
7	sedditors who have had three ways, i need help! If you've run it by both of them and they're down, then any more discussion on the topic is over-thinking. Now get them over to your place for some drinking games.	/r/seduction	28/08/12 09:21 PM
1	Saw this beautiful girl at a fashion expo, I think she was checking me out, I was too shy to talk, SAP. Facebook the fuck out of her, dude! Not literally, just send a message about how your back still hurts from being checked out so hard. Nothing to lose!	/r/seduction	24/08/12 09:27 PM
1	[FR] Good approaches, bad follow up and bad luck. AFC in remission Good FR, keep truckin', don't discount the cougars and the MILFs, there is much to be learned from our elders.	/r/seduction	24/08/12 09:17 PM
1	Different kind of [FR] Expecting is negative outcome is really going to kill you here. Think about it, even if you ask for a girl's number and don't get it, you still feel good because you put it out there and asked, or at least I do. Positive outcome #1. If you ask and she gives it to you, then you've got it and you feel good because you put it out there and got something back. Positive outcome #2. There are no negative outcomes because the perceived negative outcomes only make you stronger, which is a positive.	/r/seduction	24/08/12 09:08 PM
3	K-Close Followed by Friend-Zone? Don't even be platonic tonight, go back to hitting on girls. Stick with what works, don't even let your guard down for one night.	/r/seduction	24/08/12 08:13 PM
19	[FR] Day game on the train back home, #-close. You'll never be texting too much as long as she's asking questions and making statements that warrant a reply. Solid. Upvote. Keep us posted with any classified information you can get out of her.	/r/seduction	23/08/12 07:58 PM
1	Able to hold dagger eye contact, simple question though. Probably depends on the girl.	/r/seduction	23/08/12 01:16 PM
0	Gents, let's talk about gaming up girls on FB you don't know. I have a friend who's ultra hot (HB10 for sure) sister was added and messaged by a dude who thought she was one of his friends with the same name (yeah, right! I know, but he does have a friend with her name). Turns out he was from Australia (we're from the midwest USA). She fell in love with him over time, they visited each other here, he took her on two vacations (NY and FL), then she moved to Australia to be with him. So just do that, or something like it.	/r/seduction	22/08/12 09:32 PM
1	After the thrill of the hunt... It's probably your sub-conscience telling you you're ready for an LTR, and that these ladies aren't the one.	/r/seduction	22/08/12 09:26 PM
3	Able to hold dagger eye contact, simple question though. The response can have a variety of causes, from an involuntary reflex reaction to exposure or inexposure to light — in low light conditions a dilated pupil lets more light into the eye — or it may indicate interest in the subject of attention or indicate sexual stimulation. Unless, of course, you are on drugs. I copied this from Wikipedia Edit: The last part of the explanation is the important part that you should convey in a VERY NON-CREEPY WAY to ladies that bring it up.	/r/seduction	22/08/12 09:18 PM
2	How to maintain a casual fling with my coworker You are over-thinking. Think less. And smile, you've got an F-buddy. :-)	/r/seduction	22/08/12 09:15 PM
1	My story of how I got over the girl and went on with my life Keep on truckin'! You're off to a good start!	/r/seduction	22/08/12 08:23 PM
2	[FR] First attempt at daygame YEAH! Keep it up!	/r/seduction	21/08/12 09:27 PM
1	First post [FR]! You should feel good, man! This was just a classic miss, get back on the horse (or whichever metaphor you prefer) and get back in there! The best conversation for getting out of an awkward silence is to talk about awkward silences, a funny story (make sure you've used the story before on someone else so you know it's not one of those "you had to be there" things) about an awkward silence that you created or lived through will usually elicit one from her along the same lines. Before you know it, …	/r/seduction	21/08/12 09:23 PM
4	Approaching girls you aren't interested in... Ten points for myth-starting!	/r/seduction	21/08/12 08:51 PM
1	What are your horror stories? Worst blow ups and goofs? ...and it sounds like you misread the request in the original post. Now give us a strikeout story!	/r/seduction	21/08/12 07:43 PM
1	Helping a wingman get a number, after-the-fact To not be a total ass, you're probably going to have to at least go out with this chick once, or pretend you're going to. Getting the number is one thing, but letting the girl who you're getting it from down easy is the other. If you get the number for your bud and then start ignoring her she's going to tell her friend and your bud is going to be SOL. Tread carefully.	/r/seduction	20/08/12 09:14 PM
1	Lets see what Seddit has to say about my roommate(s) proposal. Sounds like a question you should already have the answer to. Chicks generally cook and clean out of habit (I know, crazy right?). Get in there! Not only will you have two chicks already living with you to possibly hook up with, if they don't work out they'll be bringing over their chick friends. This sounds like a no-brainer.	/r/seduction	20/08/12 08:23 PM
1	I need some real big help. 40 minutes and you could be in Seattle?! The birthplace of GRUNGE?! :-0 Sounds like you've got your spot with less sparse more ladies. Get out there!	/r/seduction	17/08/12 08:31 PM
1	[FR] #-close on only cute gal at a party with some competition Keep at it! Numbers are good, dude. Call 'em up!	/r/seduction	17/08/12 08:26 PM
3	Is it just me? In the very worst case you can be the one guy who isn't using those words, which would make you look way better to the ladies if your friends are getting a little vulgar during a set or something.	/r/seduction	17/08/12 08:20 PM
1	Wondering about telling women "they were in a dream of yours" Sounds good to me, you didn't mention her reaction, though. Also, I feel like no one's dreams that quite as detailed, you need to leave some things like places hazy, but be sure (acting or not) that it was her in the dream. Maybe even start the dream story as if you didn't know it was her until something she does comes up. For example: "Then we broke into some store because she wanted ice cream, it was dark and scary in there and she was holding onto me tightly, and that's how I knew it was you.…	/r/seduction	15/08/12 09:26 PM
1	[FR] #-close on only cute gal at a party with some competition K-Close or nothing is won yet! She could have been telling that dude how she's going to blow him as soon as you/they leave. You never know, dude. Kudos for building comfort and not just barreling in there, though. GOOD LUCK! Keep us updated!	/r/seduction	15/08/12 09:08 PM
1	what's your take? It seems like you really care how this one goes, so I would try and give her another shot. That's just me though.	/r/seduction	15/08/12 08:50 PM
1	Advice for Getting Over My Personal Hangup Yeah, shoulder hair and what I'm assuming you'd call your turtleneck (I have a friend with similar issue) should be the only thing you really need to take care of.	/r/seduction	15/08/12 08:38 PM
1	Opened a girl today for the second time. Got totally rejected. I feel devastated. Her loss, pal. You need to get moving again and approach another chick as soon as possible, your hurt self esteem being the reason to get back in the game. How is moping and wallowing going to help? It's not. You think (insert favorite athlete here) would have been anything if he gave up every time he missed a shot?	/r/seduction	15/08/12 08:34 PM
1	Wondering about telling women "they were in a dream of yours" Can you give a brief FR about how you've tried to implement this? That would... help us... help.. you.	/r/seduction	15/08/12 08:15 PM
1	I need some real big help. What's your area? (you don't have to give a specific location if you don't want to) Rural? Suburbs? City? Desert island? Go to the nearest city and you'll find plenty of females.	/r/seduction	15/08/12 07:55 PM
0	Anyone ever have a confrontation with a brother/ boyfriend while trying to pick a girl up? How did you handle it, what happened, etc.? ...and some girls are just whores. So I'd approach away, Zach. Making like the guy is disagreeing with you about whether she's pretty or not works wonders, too, but only if she's in earshot.	/r/seduction	15/08/12 07:53 PM
3	What is your favorite (either successful or not) day approach? What made it memorable/special? Next time I'm at the bank and the scene is right? This one sounds hard to plan ahead without some sort of stalking lol.	/r/seduction	15/08/12 02:29 PM
15	What is your favorite (either successful or not) day approach? What made it memorable/special? Epic! STEALING THIS!	/r/seduction	14/08/12 09:32 PM
3	I'm 23 and have never had a girlfriend, had sex, or even held a girls hand. How do I snap out of my loser mentality and ruminating about the past? Did that. It worked like a charm. Use a condom.	/r/seduction	14/08/12 09:28 PM
1	Advice on getting with a roommate? I've been living with a very attractive foreign girl for three weeks now, and haven't made a move for fear of making thing awkward. She's only here for two more weeks... The cooking together thing is a great way to just try and, "make it happen". Either choose something you make well and "ask for her help" or ask her to teach you something she makes that you like or something lame like that. I think that's a good jumping off point, anyone else got anything?	/r/seduction	13/08/12 09:31 PM
3	Just wanted to say thanks You're going to be asking out more girls, though, right? RIGHT?!	/r/seduction	13/08/12 09:11 PM
3	Thoughts, MILF nextdoor On top of what thwtfzone said, offer some help in the yard, or maybe some help breaking in that new bedroom.	/r/seduction	13/08/12 09:10 PM
1	Bros before Hoes, a question about the rule. Any male who impedes the progress or culmination of a MFF threesome attempt shall henceforth be drawn and quartered in the town square. That is all.	/r/seduction	13/08/12 09:04 PM
1	Trouble in paradise - a date and an AFC bugging me [FR incl.] This person may BE your friend, but they currently are not ACTING like your friend. This one should be easy. If you really like this girl; I'm absolutely in love with her. you'll keep her away from your "buddy" until you've got her in a LTR with you or until you've f/closed. Otherwise, he's just going to mess it up. This is a good situation for you because it's not like your buddy is going to be hanging out with her without you. You are in control. You can't let his mental state (or the excuses …	/r/seduction	13/08/12 08:50 PM
1	[FR] Isolated her and then it got physical - not what you're thinking... It also shows the lady that you're willing to stand up for yourself (and her).	/r/seduction	13/08/12 08:36 PM
2	[FR] My fasted #-close yet - and a question to go with it Short, sweet, easy. Well done! Be sure and let us know how texting her later turned out!	/r/seduction	13/08/12 08:20 PM
1	SO has a rough day, asks for a backrub. What's an Alpha way to respond without being a jerk? Start the back rub, turn it into a front rub, escalate accordingly, rinse, and repeat. Keeping a tally like TheOllister said sounds like a fun way to barter for stuff after the fact, as well.	/r/seduction	13/08/12 04:56 PM
3	[FR] Talk to everyone - Detailed approaches. Sounds pretty good to me! Kudos for getting your friends involved and disarming the AMOG-AFC. Be sure and let us know if any of these seeds grow into plants that you bone!	/r/seduction	10/08/12 07:00 PM
1	Awkward bus ride Saucyribs hit it right on the nose. Just don't be too hard on yourself!	/r/seduction	09/08/12 08:16 PM
6	Street / Day Game I'm afraid that's just the code, darling, and it's probably harder to amend than the Constitution.	/r/seduction	09/08/12 06:57 PM
1	[FR] Music Festival, Day 5: I danced for the first time tonight, and I had fun. Sounds like a win to me! A small win, but a win nonetheless. Next time, talk!	/r/seduction	08/08/12 08:59 PM
1	Awkward bus ride If you're talking to them. Look them in the eyes. What you're describing is "Approach Anxiety" (abbreviated as AA in forums), and it is the WAY more common than you think. Every person who isn't a complete ass hole has this. I've noticed a lot of people referring to a wonderful Wayne Gretzky quote today, so I'll go ahead and keep that ball rolling, or puck sliding, as Gretzky was a hockey player: "You miss 100% of the shots you do not take." Think of that when you're about to chicken out of talk…	/r/seduction	08/08/12 08:33 PM
1	Long Story: I fucked a cheerleader from my university last night (solid 9 or 10) Here's my advice to Seddit, looking for some follow-up advice myself too You're going to have to put the bad morning far out of your mind. We've all let our minds wander during sex, and that can either inflate or deflate your... situation. The next time it's wandering to a negative place (like the ex-girlfriend topic you described) you have to kah-bosh that by closing your eyes (or leave them open, doesn't matter) and spending a couple seconds in your spank bank until you can get yourself back into the present. Or go and find another cheerleader!	/r/seduction	08/08/12 08:08 PM