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Rip a fart and maintain eye contact After 3 seconds, pheromones are released and you are both smiling. Child’s play from there gentlemen. It’s science...
/r/TheRedPill28/07/18 10:17 PM
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you are wrong white knights talk a big game, most are weak cucks the warriors, the bad-ass dudes you don't want to cross.....those type of MEN are not white knights from my experience...if anything, they are more stoic and stay out of the fray. but when they decide to enter the ring....look out!
/r/TheRedPill09/07/18 11:33 PM
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if anything....communism is trying to make it's way into society disguised as democratic socialism Cuck Bernie Sanders and his smelly hag wife were leading the charge.... The fact that America picked Trump tells me we have a chance to turn this around.
/r/TheRedPill09/07/18 11:29 PM
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risky proposition.......the nastiest women are crafty and play the innocent/sweet card to reel you in. you would just be rolling the dice.......marriage and a casino analogy are spot on. both have horrible odds both have idiots that risk it in hopes of winning the jackpot. what would you think of a man that lost 1/2 his net worth in a casino... exactly!
/r/MGTOW12/06/18 01:08 PM
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Man, I bet you are fun at parties. 😙
/r/TheRedPill08/04/18 02:21 PM
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thot alert 😂
/r/MGTOW17/02/18 12:14 AM
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Airhorn
/r/MGTOW16/02/18 05:51 PM
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Airhorn
/r/MGTOW15/02/18 11:34 PM
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Shadowban for me. 😂
/r/MGTOW15/02/18 05:55 PM
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ding ding ding..... become wealthy.....you'll have whatever you desire. : ) doesn't matter if you are 30, 40 or 80. take it to the bank....
/r/MGTOW15/02/18 04:35 AM
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scarcity tactic.....yep that is amateur selling at best.....anyone worth their salt laughs at shit like this. women are dillusional no high value men goes to crap like this..... just like smoking hot 21 year old chicks don't go to to crap like this good to be MGTOW gentlemen!
/r/MGTOW15/02/18 12:30 AM
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Very risky advice. Cmon man, you know good and well that’s a double bag scenario! 😙
/r/MGTOW14/02/18 07:30 PM
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me too!!!! Hey, this is fun I guess both genders can play this retarded game. 😂
/r/MGTOW14/02/18 07:28 PM
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I stand corrected. Thanks for sharing. Ken is most definitely an outlier!
/r/MGTOW14/02/18 01:34 PM
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Never Going Back Again Acoustic live performance on YouTube Gives me chills every time..... spez Here it is https://youtu.be/zHyQS9blvIc
/r/MGTOW14/02/18 01:15 AM
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Not even a BJ? Dumb bitch
/r/MGTOW13/02/18 09:58 PM
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A man acts 1/10 of that way to an officer, we’ll you know damn good and we’ll what would happen.... Guy was way too easy on her...
/r/MGTOW13/02/18 09:55 PM
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Cry me a river....geesh Blacks vote almost entirely Democrat, who happily handed out benefits, creating the horrendous downward spiral and here we are. GOP hooks up a tax cut and lowest black unemployment EVER, and the black community screams that Trump is an evil bigot. Pick yourself up by your bootstraps. Don’t impregnate black women if they are so bad. Break the cycle, don’t just bitch about it.
/r/MGTOW13/02/18 03:07 AM
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Meh
/r/MGTOW13/02/18 02:48 AM
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I have some respect for whores. At least they are honest and GTFO when you are done with them.
/r/MGTOW13/02/18 12:17 AM
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MGTOW cat.....of course it lifts! also will claw a gold digging bitch like no tomorrow
/r/MGTOW13/02/18 12:14 AM
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This may be the worst tattoo I've ever seen. Wow!
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 06:25 PM
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Japan at one time was one of the most hard-core, ruthless, alpha male dominated societies of all time. It took dropping A-bombs before they submitted. And we neutered them (like we should have) because they were a tough foe not to be taken lightly. My Grandfather fought in WW2 against the Japanese and always talked about how fierce of warriors they were.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 04:29 PM
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I saw that....the chick is hot you need to be 10/10, under 23, virgin and come from a wealth family with more than me...even then, no Ferrari. Bitch will wreck it (or sell it for cash) in under 1 year.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 04:26 PM
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exactly.....proof or it didn't happen what most likely happened she had the ideas about UI and color schemes. some Indian dude programmer wrote the code she's the female/minority front face.....go hard at Silicon Valley and hope for a payout, or at least some social media cred that she can leverage into a work visa and a STEM job. VP of Diversity will be all over her. Probably a STEM grad who can actually code is turned down for a job to make room for her to fall flat on her face.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 04:19 PM
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I’m ok with that, because it will red pill a legion of new men.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 02:31 PM
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Exactly, voting Trump is how we MAGA.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 04:29 AM
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Imagine what a chick is thinking.... If he only knew all the nasty fun I’ve had...hehe Yeah get on one knee my sweet beta, now show mamma that expensive diamond ring. I feel bad for the guys. Most of them are just following cultural norms and will be brutally divorce raped. 🤮
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 04:26 AM
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If a woman likes that show, big red flag!
/r/MGTOW11/02/18 02:25 PM
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No, only young hot chicks have that privilege
/r/MGTOW11/02/18 05:57 AM
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No, but anyone other than SJW libtards know he is a joke and a massive cuck!
/r/MGTOW11/02/18 05:40 AM
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ghost her.....don't tell her what you saw. MGTOW
/r/MGTOW10/02/18 06:42 PM
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This guy thrashes
/r/MGTOW10/02/18 02:24 PM
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Kobe was innocent Crazy slut looking for a payday Kobe still had to buy his cunt wife a diamond the size of a basketball to smooth it over...🤔
/r/MGTOW10/02/18 01:14 PM
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Doubtful
/r/MGTOW10/02/18 01:05 PM
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Form LLC, do independent consulting. This will shield you somewhat.
/r/MGTOW10/02/18 12:08 AM
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Great idea! metoo_REEEEK
/r/MGTOW08/02/18 07:01 AM
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End of year
/r/MGTOW07/02/18 11:52 PM
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AKA....VP of Talent That's the title at my company. Very little talk about talent, other than that somehow diversity and not meritocracy is the key to success.
/r/MGTOW07/02/18 05:43 PM
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File HR complaint with threat of lawsuit for harassment for her calling your hotel room What a creep....stalker...REEEEK
/r/MGTOW07/02/18 04:24 PM
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On par.....ninja please Diversity hire Her FB comment is ridiculous I’m not mentoring any female! Get in the ring and compete with the big boys if you think you have the chops.
/r/MGTOW07/02/18 04:40 AM
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Shouldn’t be too difficult
/r/MGTOW07/02/18 02:03 AM
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Could be illegal You come at me like that, it’s on Private investigators + bulldog lawyer.
/r/MGTOW06/02/18 02:29 PM
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Agree, he needs to go scissor the old grandma he calls his wife.....mega beta cuck
/r/MGTOW06/02/18 06:00 AM
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So true!
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 02:57 PM
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White knights bail at some point That’s when shit gets real Either way, good to be ahead of the curve. MGTOW is the smart play, simple as that
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 06:53 AM
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Savage!
/r/MGTOW04/02/18 02:08 PM
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Yet she persist and takes that spot at Google, FB, etc., and a man passionate in the field is passed over. Yay!
/r/MGTOW04/02/18 01:01 PM
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Agree, I was Chad in my 20’s Got burned out. Same shit, different day. Got older.... Tried LT relationships, including foreign hotties. Nope, same shit, different day. Monk mode activated......all good. Escorts when you have an itch. Keep all your wealth to do as you please. That alone quickly elevated me to a different financial level than my married buddies. You can see the painful looks of regret in their faces. Now they just trudge along, accepting their fate. They can’t do trips, can’t do s…
/r/MGTOW02/02/18 12:21 AM
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So true!
/r/MGTOW01/02/18 11:58 PM
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No one owes you an explanation No one owes you shit, period. You don’t understand, who cares? MGTOW is the smart move for the established, successful (and wealthy) man. I thoroughly enjoy it.
/r/MGTOW01/02/18 11:54 PM
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Keep trying you coy biatch.....try that talk with your soy boy....lol
/r/MGTOW01/02/18 11:49 PM
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Less being sad, more assembling sandwich.
/r/MGTOW01/02/18 11:47 PM
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Disagree I hold myself to a higher standard. Banging chicks (alpha)... laughing at those less fortunate or still trying to figure things out shows lack of character. Golden rule my man. Living by rule of dog eat dog......you are better than that!
/r/TheRedPill01/02/18 04:19 PM
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Bro code - you could have said something and try to help the guy. Rubbing it in and joining the c*nt in reveling in the bad behavior is not cool. Not alpha in my book. Check that c*nt and bounce. You are rolling the dice. Who knows, maybe she gets pregnant, traps you, and you become the beta serving Thai.
/r/TheRedPill01/02/18 02:33 PM
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Hot bitches, you are our only hope!
/r/MGTOW01/02/18 05:01 AM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW19/01/18 02:25 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW19/01/18 06:42 AM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW19/01/18 01:04 AM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW19/01/18 12:41 AM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW19/01/18 12:03 AM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW18/01/18 04:26 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW18/01/18 03:09 AM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW18/01/18 01:59 AM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW17/01/18 06:54 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW17/01/18 06:28 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW17/01/18 02:31 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW17/01/18 06:49 AM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW17/01/18 06:46 AM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW16/01/18 10:53 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW16/01/18 02:48 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW16/01/18 02:46 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW16/01/18 02:44 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW16/01/18 03:24 AM
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Do you know of any accusations? That would be really weird....
/r/TheRedPill15/01/18 09:07 PM
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High end escorts Worth every penny and you have protection from this kind of b.s. Welcome to 2018! Don’t put yourself in a position where a female can do this to you. If I’m Aziz, I hire private investigators, bulldog lawyers, and put the screws to this biatch.
/r/TheRedPill15/01/18 06:04 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW14/01/18 09:39 PM
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oompa Loompa dippity doo....
/r/MGTOW13/01/18 02:07 AM
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More like trolls and SJW trying to discredit the value of this sub. Situational awareness Mods need to step it up
/r/TheRedPill26/12/17 01:48 PM
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Winning on both fronts from where I sit. MAGA
/r/TheRedPill26/12/17 01:36 PM
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Only a beta bitch puts up with that. Let him suffer Or.... Let him learn and share with others. 👊🏻
/r/MGTOW23/11/17 01:18 AM
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She can fake shoot a bow though? Back off beta!
/r/MGTOW23/11/17 01:14 AM
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OMG - what if JLaw accuses the world of rape! Do we all submit and she becomes Empress of the world! She came along way from blowing Weinstein and shooting a bow in Hunger Games! Girl power y’all!!!!!!
/r/MGTOW23/11/17 01:12 AM
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Ha! You are spot on. Probably slated to be released in later years, post-wall when she needs that last leading role! Bwaaaaaaa....!!!!!!
/r/MGTOW23/11/17 01:09 AM
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Let them go full Sharia Fuck em and a great example for the rest of us to observe. 👊🏻
/r/MGTOW23/11/17 01:05 AM
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Chicks are super feminists and slutty in Sweden. A good time to be had by all! Moose-lims included! Used to work for a Swedish company, trust me!
/r/MGTOW23/11/17 01:03 AM
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This guy barn rails. 👊🏻
/r/MGTOW18/11/17 03:06 PM
0

this could be Mugabe or his nasty wifey?
/r/MGTOW16/11/17 06:05 AM
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I've been to Africa and agree with him. I see ya though with your pissy comments classic Mugabe
/r/MGTOW16/11/17 06:04 AM
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Mugabe...get off Reddit, you are drunk!
/r/MGTOW16/11/17 06:02 AM
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He's not you bro, buddy!
/r/MGTOW16/11/17 05:41 AM
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this guy is a beta holds frame briefly, but falters better move would have been to exit the skank immediately from the apt.....never look back.
/r/MGTOW16/11/17 05:37 AM
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Hey cmon, not just the green card. I'm sure the guy has some cash she can blow through along the way.
/r/MGTOW16/11/17 05:28 AM
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Uh yeah....you think you would get a fair shake in the legal system if this witch was sitting across from you?
/r/MGTOW16/11/17 05:06 AM
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Ah yes...the water works as a last resort muh feelz
/r/MGTOW16/11/17 05:04 AM
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Remember - guys have been balls deep in that since you. Move on, have some self respect. 👊🏻
/r/MGTOW12/11/17 03:17 PM
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God damn Thus makes me feel so fortunate to be unattached!!!
/r/MGTOW10/11/17 01:19 AM
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I feel ya brother
/r/MGTOW09/11/17 11:44 PM
2

Well said
/r/MGTOW09/11/17 11:36 PM
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Well done
/r/MGTOW09/11/17 01:27 PM
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True that. More I think about it, sub 30 regardless of age Optimal is 21-25
/r/TheRedPill08/11/17 09:32 PM
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Ancient formula Target age of a young beauty for you, but not so young that you have nothing in common. 👍🏻
/r/TheRedPill08/11/17 06:55 AM
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Probably already happening Divorce asap!
/r/MGTOW08/11/17 03:34 AM
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Definitely don’t pick up the check Have some self respect! My advice 49/2 * 7 = 31.5 yrs. old That’s your target demographic 👊🏻😎👊🏻
/r/TheRedPill08/11/17 03:00 AM
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100+ partners here, single, early 40s, loaded. There is no right one It is only your turn Barely date anymore - too much effort. I see the looks in my married friends eyes. Juice not worth the squeeze Every lay is risky other than escorts. Reminds me of auto biography I read on Anthony Keidis, singer of RHCP. After he got famous and could bang anyone, he lost interest and started thinking more about the risk. Enjoy the decline, mold you into your best possible version and focus on experiences, n…
/r/TheRedPill07/11/17 12:14 AM
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Dude, next time discreetly bang the singer In my best Ron Burgandy voice What is this, amateur hour?
/r/TheRedPill06/11/17 11:39 PM
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Nice post You have a great strategy in place. 👊🏻
/r/TheRedPill05/11/17 01:36 PM
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Give it a rest....
/r/MGTOW04/11/17 01:57 PM
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Epic post Way to contribute to the discussion
/r/MGTOW04/11/17 04:36 AM
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bruh, you are serious about the jazz! here is another strategy... dress well and lift be playful back-handed compliments esclate don't give a fck either way.....no shortage of pssy if you want to know the real secret....focus on your career and have a fat bank account....it's not even a challenge anymore after that. one more tip.....NEVER forget that you are the prize
/r/TheRedPill04/11/17 03:47 AM
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True dat +1
/r/MGTOW01/11/17 10:44 PM
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Or beat the wife with the 🥄 Eye for an eye
/r/MGTOW31/10/17 09:43 PM
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Wtf is this?
/r/MGTOW31/10/17 12:33 PM
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@dmt447 A guy with your mindset will be the type of beta she ends up with - keep on cuckin bruh! World needs all types - 🤣
/r/MGTOW31/10/17 12:19 AM
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Her body is decent Face is meh I don’t want to know what meat curtains look like....yikes! 🤢
/r/MGTOW31/10/17 12:15 AM
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Enjoy those sloppy seconds Will Sucker.....lol
/r/MGTOW31/10/17 12:09 AM
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Ha - try 4-5 years tops The wall takes no prisoners +1 to our EMEA brothers who took advantage of some easy hoo-haw
/r/MGTOW31/10/17 12:02 AM
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No a great and necessary thing!
/r/MGTOW30/10/17 11:59 PM
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Damn.....so true Her pic and the article online will at least give the beta a chance....
/r/MGTOW30/10/17 11:58 PM
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Oh relax Fat jokes are timeless It’s not hating, it is called busting balls, trolling. This is Reddit bruh
/r/MGTOW29/10/17 10:21 PM
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Baby factories Pre selection of traits, genetics Read Brave New World I wager 20-50 years out from that being the norm
/r/MGTOW29/10/17 08:31 PM
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Exactly!
/r/MGTOW29/10/17 08:23 PM
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You can tell, this man was done a long time ago Sounded relieved Other dude....it’s your turn, good luck with that!
/r/MGTOW29/10/17 08:21 PM
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The guy is beta Cut him slack Let’s help the man. 👍🏻
/r/TheRedPill29/10/17 07:13 PM
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Let the poor bastard believe in 🦄 He’ll learn
/r/TheRedPill29/10/17 06:58 PM
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As long as you learned from your mistakes, don’t sweat it and move forward.
/r/TheRedPill29/10/17 06:54 PM
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Behind every hot chick is a guy somewhere tired of f*cking her. Timeless wisdom!
/r/TheRedPill29/10/17 06:45 PM
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Waiting on payday is peasant talk Elevate to a higher level
/r/MGTOW29/10/17 04:10 PM
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Dude, what are you smoking?
/r/MGTOW29/10/17 03:52 PM
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gamey.....man, that is descriptive!
/r/MGTOW16/10/17 05:08 AM
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You are missing the point. Yes, your relationship may work out, but the odds are against it If you read the thread you would see countless examples of the HUGE risks and LIMITED benefits that may await you. I would give the thread a good browsing, check out the stories and keep an open mind. We are living in different times my man. This thread is helpful (to me at least) in understanding what the hell has happened in Western society/culture and how to navigate the waters successfully. In the end…
/r/MGTOW16/10/17 03:03 AM
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@JPSYCHC the blue pill is strong in this one... i'm waiting to see you post that "lover conquers all" or that we are all bitter neckbeards that can't get a girl....lol
/r/MGTOW16/10/17 02:46 AM
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Well done! Have an upvote
/r/MGTOW16/10/17 01:40 AM
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this guy fluorides! ....also a douche-nozzle
/r/MGTOW15/10/17 03:03 AM
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The wall is going to be brutal to Farrah.
/r/MGTOW15/10/17 02:48 AM
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what does she do when her cat demands food? excuse me.....I mean CATS
/r/MGTOW15/10/17 02:43 AM
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and it doesn't help when the 1% are filled with satanist and pedos..
/r/MGTOW15/10/17 01:46 AM
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I’m with your Mom Do some research bruh
/r/MGTOW15/10/17 12:07 AM
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Only unsafe distances p.s. I am also a mutant, 131 IQ
/r/MGTOW15/10/17 12:06 AM
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You sound like a 130 level douche-nozzle
/r/MGTOW15/10/17 12:04 AM
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You want Hunger Games Time to get hungry for the Harvey anus!
/r/MGTOW14/10/17 06:11 AM
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spot on
/r/MGTOW14/10/17 06:08 AM
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excellent mantra!
/r/MGTOW14/10/17 05:36 AM
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Womyn will push for a bachelor tax at some point. Take it to the bank...
/r/MGTOW14/10/17 05:17 AM
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check out the Ancient Greeks relationship with your male friends was considered more important and a higher quality than what you had with the wife..
/r/MGTOW14/10/17 05:16 AM
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If a woman is supportive of her man, she should expect some things in return. That was the bargain back in the day. No more in the USA.....it's a battlefield out there!
/r/MGTOW14/10/17 05:00 AM
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