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Chinese herbs IF ONLY that's what the site was about. If you're referring to kratom, that herb was never used in Traditional Chinese Medicine.
/r/seduction20/03/15 02:22 AM
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Can you tell me what is up with the dark ring around his dick?
/r/seduction20/03/15 02:19 AM
1

Get the mole zapped. It looks like a botched bindi.
/r/seduction20/03/15 01:58 AM
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Yeah, there are some cringey things about GLL, but the last sentence of your post is pretty cringey too. You might just learn more from a dumbass bodybuilder who gets laid, than your typical Level 7 Sedditor.
/r/seduction20/03/15 01:55 AM
1

But how did your thumb smell?
/r/seduction19/03/15 11:43 PM
5

That's good... I'm glad you can vent your frustrations.
/r/seduction19/03/15 01:46 AM
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Ah, I see now in your post history. My bad. BTW, same reaction to coffee. It's the spike in cortisol. :-)
/r/seduction18/03/15 02:03 AM
4

For sure. I am going to log all of my interactions in a little notebook and I will periodically type up and post on several forums so people can learn alongside me and also hopefully help when I reach certain sticky points. I just have to get through this particularly critical school term (had some losses in the family, grieved a lot and ended up on academic probation because I failed a class, so everything is on the line and I need to get off the hook this term). I'll be starting in early May. …
/r/seduction18/03/15 12:26 AM
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I went through the same shit, my dawg. Mad pimp in college. Smoked that grass, tapped that ass, all day everyday nam sayin'. Then I ended up 22, with a shitty academic transcript, meager career prospects, 80 lbs overweight, no friends, and back home living with my parents. Fast forward to now.. lost 8" off my waist and dropped 80 lbs, going to have my Doctorate's in less than 2 years, and living independently in a major city and moving to sunny SoCal in a few months. I find myself in the same bo…
/r/seduction17/03/15 11:04 PM
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The razor burn around the laryngeal prominence in the 2nd model made me lol hard.
/r/seduction17/03/15 10:40 PM
3

the territory of acceptable height You may be 6'2" but you still haven't grown up.
/r/seduction17/03/15 10:36 PM
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If you masturbate, quit. Not the answer any of the jackoffs here want to hear, but you can thank me later if you follow my advice.
/r/seduction17/03/15 03:37 AM
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Elevating small talk to medium talk
/r/seduction16/03/15 09:53 PM
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Hey playboy. Listen. Take a deep breath. Back off and give homegirl some space. DO NOT continue to pursue her by compounding on your text with a friggin phone call. Shoot her another text after a few days, like Thursday at the earliest. She may be annoyed that you contacted her soon, but she might come around. Of course, if you try to contact her again so soon, you will definitely end up in her shit box. Good luck.
/r/seduction16/03/15 09:49 PM
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I need everything you've got boys 'cause she's really nice (but, it's ok if I lose her. Lose this mentality and you won't lose a thing, even if she flakes on you.
/r/seduction16/03/15 09:43 PM
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I would recommend keeping your hands above her waist at first. You can use your legs to touch hers a little while you stand or something but I think going down there with your hands too early could sketch her out. Keep your touch to the upper forearms, neck, and MAYBE the low back at first. By all means, though, ANY touching is better than no touching. Better she think of you as a "creep" than an AFC.
/r/seduction16/03/15 09:40 PM
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You've got good social freedom and slickness, but now you need to learn some dick tricks. I will share a couple with you. First is the infamous helicopter. Basically, you practice in front of a mirror until you can master a sort of rhythmic, cyclical hip-swing that causes your dick to spin around and around like a propellor on a helicopter. If you can manage to do this while flaccid, and get an erection while you do it, it will basically hypnotize a chick and then as you get more erect, it will …
/r/seduction16/03/15 09:35 PM
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Dude if you get in s serious relationship with her, she is gonna gradually start farting around you and chit. So don't be all uptight about something as trivial as holding hands. Just tell you that it'd be fun to see her outside of school sometime.
/r/seduction12/03/15 03:36 AM
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Should I approach a girl who is walking at a fast pace? Does Raggedy Ann have cotton tits?
/r/seduction12/03/15 03:33 AM
9

Part of being a good product is knowing how to sell without selling.
/r/seduction12/03/15 01:34 AM
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Should I read that as: Well done, [ya] smooth fuck, well done. Or Well done. Smooth fuck. Well done!
/r/seduction12/03/15 01:31 AM
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Perfect line Not too original IMO.
/r/seduction12/03/15 01:23 AM
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Yo
/r/seduction09/03/15 12:05 PM
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Yoooo
/r/seduction09/03/15 12:05 PM
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Yoo
/r/seduction09/03/15 12:05 PM
1

Yoo
/r/seduction09/03/15 12:05 PM
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Yooo
/r/seduction09/03/15 12:04 PM
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Yoooo
/r/seduction09/03/15 12:04 PM
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You were successful with girls. Now you need to learn how to be successful with women.
/r/seduction04/03/15 11:43 AM
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Disregard females, acquire degree and currency. They will surrround you on their own.
/r/seduction04/03/15 11:37 AM
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Never ask a fish how to fish.
/r/seduction04/03/15 11:32 AM
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Then YOU will have something to defend.
/r/seduction04/03/15 11:30 AM
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Don't tread on my pussy.
/r/seduction04/03/15 11:28 AM
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Dude, quit being such a misogynist. If you can't accept a woman's dumb ass attempt at extracting some psuedo-philosopical motivation from her societally empowered brain at what's probably far from its worst, you don't deserve her at her best.
/r/seduction04/03/15 11:27 AM
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Just remember that she too poops.
/r/seduction04/03/15 03:03 AM
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Thank you for this. Welp, seeya, reddit.
/r/seduction02/03/15 06:26 PM
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"You get what you want, you're unhappy. You get what you don't want, you're unhappy." - Buddha
/r/seduction02/03/15 02:31 PM
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It's only good if it serves to highlight your self-awareness and speaks more to society (yourself included) rather than directly putting you down. Think Jerry Seinfeld.
/r/seduction02/03/15 02:28 PM
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I think that being overtly direct has more specificity and thus it demonstrates value better. Case in point, I approached a sexy blonde who was with her two female friends outside of a club, and said, "Hey, what's up, I thought you looked like some sexually viable females. I'm PM_ME_UR_UNWIPED_BUM." The blonde actually said, "Oh, very direct.. I like that." A few minutes later I had the blonde's number. I fucked it up after that point, but that experience proved to me that some women will respon…
/r/seduction02/03/15 02:23 PM
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This is good advice. Don't think, "I approached but she told me to fuck off," think, "She told me to fuck off but I approached"
/r/seduction02/03/15 02:14 PM
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I've actually had success being direct to this extent outside of bars and clubs. Sometimes you have to just be honest, and many women will appreciate it. The key is to almost come off kind of nerdy.
/r/seduction02/03/15 02:10 PM
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Remind yourself that we will all die one day.
/r/seduction02/03/15 02:07 PM
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Damn, I almost got hard reading that, especially at the nipple sucking part.
/r/seduction02/03/15 02:07 PM
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"The hunt is better than the cunt"
/r/seduction02/03/15 02:03 PM
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And don't forget to wipe your ass.
/r/seduction02/03/15 02:01 PM
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Some girls see direct daygaming as an act of desperation, and maybe there is some truth to that. But when you consider the possibilities (no AMOGs, no loud music, no cover charge, no puke on the floor)... It is a great way to meet some manitas.
/r/seduction22/02/15 10:45 PM
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When you chase 2 rabbits you catch 0.
/r/seduction22/02/15 05:57 PM
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This is the essence of forgiveness. Very very important. Excellent post.
/r/seduction22/02/15 12:20 PM
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The general rule is not to make an issue of your age unless she does. I have found it to be like a stone wall once they decide you're too young.
/r/seduction22/02/15 12:15 PM
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Where you fucked up was not going in his room when you heard fucking, and whipping out your dick and tag teaming her. If she was some rude and trashy 5/10 you should've just used her up with your buddy. She had 2 more parking spots available.
/r/seduction22/02/15 12:07 PM
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Note to self: Learn to dance.
/r/seduction22/02/15 12:03 PM
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What are you wearing? Boxers and a T shirt. Where do you live? I live in downtown Chicago and I am moving to San Diego in the Fall. Who are your friends? My only friend is my pet cockatiel. I lost a lot of friends when I started doing drugs a while back, and then I lost my druggie friends when I decided to quit. What thoughts are passing through your head right now? How I am going to do well on my midterms this week. Who is in control of those thoughts? Yours truly. What's your hair like? I shav…
/r/seduction22/02/15 02:45 AM
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If you can get it up for masturbation but not with a woman, it's all in your head. Look up "sexual performance anxiety". You will have to solve this problem using your mind.
/r/seduction22/02/15 02:32 AM
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ey bb lemme polish ur pearl
/r/seduction21/02/15 04:28 PM
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You are what you do. You are what you do seek.
/r/seduction21/02/15 04:28 PM
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Handing out vegan leaflets is also great!
/r/seduction21/02/15 11:56 AM
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Usually works except I'm very perceptive and can find minor flaws (even in her character) by just looking at her. I let my anxiety blow these out of proportion and serve as a block to approaching.
/r/seduction21/02/15 11:52 AM
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Women are the most abundant resource next to air.
/r/seduction21/02/15 11:49 AM
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Looked at pic. OP you need to get contacts, make your hair more interesting, try to grow a 5 o'clock shadow if you can and then keep it trimmed, and lose about 20 lbs of pudge and then start building a hard, muscular body once you are down to 10-14% body fat. I'd guess that right now you're around 20%. I believe in you!
/r/seduction21/02/15 11:48 AM
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full boner with my face in the picture. That's impressive dude. I have to try that sometime. Also comsider... Maybe she got really wet and started polishing her pearl when she got that pic, and you made it weird as hell and basically turned in your Man Card by apologizing. And just because a girl is OK with seeing your dick doesn't make her a gem. Goodness gracious.
/r/seduction21/02/15 11:31 AM
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Unless you're Urkel, isn't it normal for your pants to be around your waist in public?
/r/seduction21/02/15 01:16 AM
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If you go searching for treasure in another man's yard, you might find crabs.
/r/seduction21/02/15 01:10 AM
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Same here. Minus the second sentence.
/r/seduction20/02/15 08:01 PM
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You just can't sleep. You're so excited, you're in too deep.
/r/seduction20/02/15 04:33 AM
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Directions unclear, dick now hurts.
/r/seduction20/02/15 02:00 AM
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Nah, I don't think sex is something that I'm afraid of. I think it's more the fact that I can't "take back" physical advances toward sex if a girl freaks out on me, in the way that I can joke off verbal things. So I always wait for HER to advance physically or indicate without any reasonable doubt that I can fuck her, e.g. asking me if she can sleep over BEFORE we've had sex. I guess there's a point where playing it too safe will punish, and I've gotten there. But no, I'm very open and receptive…
/r/seduction19/02/15 08:53 PM
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Thanks for your reply. I think part of my issue comes down to the fact that I'm a bit of an elusive and somewhat reclusive guy. At this point in my life, at age 28, I'm focused on getting healthier (been on a journey for 4 years), and finishing up my doctorate's, so I'm basically at the point where anyone less than the type of girl I described, and a vegan one at that, is not going to interest me in terms of a relationship. Granted, I have been getting attention from really quality (at least on …
/r/seduction19/02/15 05:31 AM
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So she used a douchenozzle in preparation for taking the D.
/r/seduction19/02/15 04:54 AM
5

As does some common decency and respect.
/r/seduction19/02/15 04:52 AM
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The world is a reflection of your mind. Control your mind...
/r/seduction19/02/15 02:58 AM
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Yes, like the girl I brought back from the gym was a smoking hot blonde Lithuanian/Romanian type girl, 5'7, skinny toned yoga body, green eyes, etc. I brought her to my room and I was showing her some floor exercises like the ab wheel, and I was holding her waist from behind as she moved back and forth. smh, then I simply failed to get out of "touching for exercise!" dork mode, to touching her with sexual intent. I realize that women know my intent, perhaps from the moment I approach them, but f…
/r/seduction19/02/15 01:45 AM
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Don't. Text. Her. Let days, weeks, months pass. If she realizes she friendzoned you without due cause, she will re-open contact. You absolutely, positively MUST be willing to cut her out and never see her again if you ever want to massage her sugar walls with your penor.
/r/seduction19/02/15 01:23 AM
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Forgive yourself. For all that you've blessed, for all that you've wronged. All of your experiences, "good and bad," (which according to Taoism doesn't exist BTW), were part of a plan that gave you a chance to live life as you now see it. Take heart and sail on broski.
/r/seduction19/02/15 01:19 AM
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Wear some sexy pantyhose and keep looking long and hard into his eyes without talking. Literally transfer some of your pussy juices into your eyes and then send them into his, with mind bullets! That's telekinesis.
/r/seduction19/02/15 12:53 AM
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Go to beach. Take along acoustic guitar. Play some of the kinda shit bishes like. John Mayer, DMB, etc.etc. They will probably request songs so know a few popular ones. Girls will come by to listen if you're good and they'll request songs and shit. Usually there will be one in the group that they've pre-decided is the girl of the group for you, be savvy to this, otherwise just kinda be cool and don't stare too hard at any one girl while you're playing. Profit??? OR Bring home girl from bar, supe…
/r/seduction19/02/15 12:49 AM
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Doesn't matter had sex
/r/seduction18/02/15 04:40 PM
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Dat optic chiasm.
/r/seduction18/02/15 04:34 AM
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