ParksFarce Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
7	Question: How do you NOT be this guy in this situation: Which is why if we can't be dominant we might as well pack it the fuck up	/r/seduction	02/11/25 12:38 AM
10	Question: How do you NOT be this guy in this situation: They'd need to genuinely want us first for us to experience that	/r/seduction	02/11/25 12:37 AM
2	while you wait, other men are sleeping with your dream girl And unless we're better than all that came before us she's just gonna be disappointed and miss whoever satisfied her the best so sleep around and make sure you can learn a thing or two.	/r/seduction	01/11/25 06:41 PM
1	How do I (26m) have a better sex life? Yeah they reject the pathetic unattractive ones.	/r/seduction	27/10/25 10:53 PM
0	How do I (26m) have a better sex life? That grind used to be miserable and soul crushing. Now though when i fail I will simply pretend I did everything right and she was crazy for turning down a once in a lifetime catch such as myself. Is that the truth? Fuck no! But fuck it, just lie if necessary. Who cares nothing matters anymore anyway right?	/r/seduction	27/10/25 02:34 PM
2	How do I (26m) have a better sex life? All we have to do is be perfect and find someone who is perfect for us. Very simple. Sarcasm aside, it isnt not possible for us to do that. I have no faith I will be able to, but i sure as hell will pretend that I do. At this point I'm just being positive out of a sense of malicious compliance. Worst case scenario I fail miserably and get to say "see I told you" which would be enjoyable. Best case scenario I actually meet someone perfect for me. All these years I have thought I can't win no matt…	/r/seduction	27/10/25 01:39 PM
2	How to deal with anxiety and lack of experience with this girl? Well thanks for helping then and I hope I one day can say I had the money time strength and faith it takes to completely change my personality and make peace with the fucking dysfunctional broken fucked up past.	/r/seduction	27/10/25 12:31 PM
2	How to deal with anxiety and lack of experience with this girl? The help I need is a fucking time machine and a different circumstance of birth	/r/seduction	27/10/25 11:02 AM
1	How to deal with anxiety and lack of experience with this girl? Was referring exactly to how me and OP feel, not you. Clearly you already have a handle on it all. But yeah obviously im a miserable and rightfully insecure motherfucker. Im trying to "just let go" and do the magic thing where i suddenly only focus on the good and stop caring about everything. Only thing i may be a "victim" of is my own bad decisions. Hate that fucking term and the way people insist on trotting it out when I don't talk like someone who is oofy goofy and delusionally positive. I …	/r/seduction	27/10/25 10:34 AM
1	Women like being approached a lot more than you think In that case I'd feel a sick joy over being right when I told everyone who said it would "just happen when i least expect it" that it was a bullshit fantasy and unrealistic. But obviously that would also make me sad cause then it would all have truly been for nothing. Im only going with their unrealistic dream cause im all out of goddamn ideas anyway. Fucking tired of going to pumpkin patches and hay rides and paintball games and concerts and weddings and beaches and support groups to try and me…	/r/seduction	26/10/25 11:20 PM
1	How to deal with anxiety and lack of experience with this girl? Any ONS type isn't gonna stick around with a guy who doesn't know how to fuck her good. No consistency, plus how often can we really pull that off while having zero confidence in our lack of ability anyway? I know exactly what OP desires: a woman he could have regular sex with who truly doesn't mind the lack of experience and is ok with needing to show him the ropes a little. I had that same dream once. Sad to report that I never found one who was willing to put up with the lack of satisfaction …	/r/seduction	26/10/25 10:53 PM
1	How to deal with anxiety and lack of experience with this girl? Just don't expect to feel any better for many years. This shit continues to do nothing but frustrate sadden and piss us off even as we are learning to somehow figure out how to love this constant experience of rejection and the consistent display of our humiliating incompetence. That feeling of shame cause of the late start and sexual inadequacy never seems to go away. All that can be done is to continue to run from it and hope that it will evaporate one day. It's a bit of a joke because we can'…	/r/seduction	26/10/25 10:42 PM
2	What’s The Point of Seduction? Those skills don't come naturally to everyone. You can take a guy who doesn't know seduction, and place a very interested woman in front of him. He's not going to be successful because he doesn't know what to do or say. And he will fuck it up - guaranteed. Couldn't help but think of myself here sadly. Get one woman who was truly high interest amongst a cast of medium and lukewarm interest ONS types during my years dating and what do you know, your guarantee proved accurate. Just wrong move after…	/r/seduction	26/10/25 10:14 PM
1	Women like being approached a lot more than you think You're goddamn right, and this is one of the keys to my own lack of success. I'm easily embarrassed and am ashamed of myself and where I come from, so i never handled my stupid ass awkward cringe mistakes well and not developing this edge killed me for years. In a way, one of my most incredible accomplishments was being able, for a while anyway, to imitate the uncaring and nonreactive response to the awkward and cringe interactions that normal guys have. The act quickly wore thin most of the tim…	/r/seduction	26/10/25 09:54 PM
3	Women like being approached a lot more than you think That terminology is absolutely something I have now beaten out of myself. Once it may have been useful, but after all that's happened, its become outdated and obsolete slang. I seek something organic now. My days of doing the "cold approach 10 women a day in the grocery store" thing are over. Already did it and in the end had more success than I probably should have, considering I'm emotionally unstable and have mediocre at best sexual ability. If I'm truly to "just find someone" while I'm livin…	/r/seduction	26/10/25 09:40 PM
0	Are women after 25 harder to game? They're mostly just taken, and a lot of them have already had their "magic man" so everyone else seems disappointing by comparison. Not to say they're "mean" or whatever, just cynical and brutally realistic like I am but in a different direction.	/r/seduction	12/10/25 04:07 PM
1	Once I realize a girl doesn’t find me attractive, she will no longer get my attention. Been through all the help man, therapists, meds, psychiatric hospitals, rehabs, outpatient services, meetings, meetups, new hobbies, passions, gym, cold approaching, meditation, No More Mr. Nice Guy, Models, every fucking thing for almost 5 years. If I'm still in this much pain after all that there is 0 hope for me.	/r/seduction	20/09/22 12:09 AM
1	Once I realize a girl doesn’t find me attractive, she will no longer get my attention. It's exactly as dire as it sounds. Tired of the fucking pain with no end in sight at all.	/r/seduction	19/09/22 11:40 PM
2	Once I realize a girl doesn’t find me attractive, she will no longer get my attention. I can't speak for anyone but me but I don't see him pushing back. He's just speaking facts. Going to the gym and taking a shower and getting a haircut don't work for everyone. Me personally I'm bald so haircut is immediately eliminated. And me going to the gym and showering didn't change the fact that I'm an autistic socially retarded pussy. If it worked for you that's fantastic I'm happy of some people have found a way out of what must be an unpleasant experience. I just think I should be heard…	/r/seduction	19/09/22 08:49 PM
-4	Let's stop saying "looks don't matter" because they absolutely do to the vast majority of people Please don't tell me "it doesn't matter" it's bullshit and we both know it. I have met plenty of women who don't like getting oral and just want that dick and since I'm not doing anything in that department I'm useless to them. Not to mention plenty of people are impatient and women are among those people. So they're not willing to "work with me" and take a little time for me to figure out what they like and why would they? Plenty of dudes out there know what they're doing cause they're more exp…	/r/seduction	13/09/22 10:00 PM
-1	Let's stop saying "looks don't matter" because they absolutely do to the vast majority of people Bingo. People absolutely show their true selves online especially on dating apps. It's easy to be angry at people about it and I certainly was for a long time but now I realize every bit of it is my fault and I should be angry at myself. And I am. If I had been more forward and tried more in my teen years I might have it better when it comes to dating. Now I'm in my 30s, short, bald, autistic, small penis, ok social skills but still not enough to compete. I get the real high value men's leftover…	/r/seduction	13/09/22 09:35 PM