When I was single, my litmus test for dating was going to Sam’s Club or Costco for a hot dog. Not on a first date, mind you, but certainly weeds out lots of chaff.
It was awesome! Just ripped my pants off one boring morning and went to town. I had been working for her for about 6 months before, so she probably harbored lots of pent up feelings. I couldn’t believe I was being paid to shag at work.