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1

The only time a tip is considered flirting. Is if you get the “special” with a happy ending.
/r/seduction02/01/22 02:56 AM
4

Hang your hand off the bed until it falls asleep then masturbate. It feels like someone else’s hand. Which is why this technique is called “the stranger”. You’re welcome.
/r/seduction31/12/21 02:29 AM
8

Burn the book it’s a waste. Mark Manson is a charlatan that writes shit we already know but acts like it’s groundbreaking because he’s gasp swearing.
/r/seduction31/12/21 02:20 AM
1

Cooch gets pretty dry sometimes. So I’d recommend spitting on it a few x. Edit: what’s been working for me is asking to see pics of her grandkids. Seems to really lube them up.
/r/seduction30/12/21 09:02 PM
2

I’d rather have a beer
/r/seduction29/12/21 01:37 AM
3

Semen. Semen was the correct answer sir.
/r/seduction29/12/21 01:16 AM
-1

Ask her what kind of milk she’d like that made with Then stare at her and go “huh? Huh?..Yea you know what I’m talkin bout?” Without breaking eye contact.
/r/seduction29/12/21 01:13 AM
7

It’s a common fallacy that hot hoz don’t shit. For some reason the hotter the broad the filthier that washroom is...hair everywhere, hot irons, fake lashes, twenty fucking rolls of toilet paper and not to mention how many times a plumber has come because they KEEP FLUSHING them damn baby wipes.
/r/seduction28/12/21 11:48 PM
9

If anything IG has shown us how common hot broads are. Anytime I see a smoke show, I just picture her taking a dump and making eye contact as she wipes. That sets me in the proper state of mind to talk to her.
/r/seduction28/12/21 11:40 PM
-1

That’s not even close to true. Do you work for Match bud?
/r/seduction28/12/21 11:24 PM
1

Don’t be such and ugly loser. Then ho’s shall come
/r/seduction28/12/21 07:27 PM
3

You have more chance of hitting your targets. In a target rich environment.
/r/seduction28/12/21 06:28 PM
3

Wait did Marcus Schenkenberg get divorced? Great...I really thought those two had a chance. What’s the fucking point anymore?!?!
/r/seduction27/12/21 07:35 PM
1

GIF war!!!
/r/seduction27/12/21 07:21 PM
1

3 hole her and move on.
/r/seduction27/12/21 03:54 PM
8

Take her to the movies. Then cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn. Place your dick in the hole and place your ring on it. Then ask her to grab some popcorn. Works every time.
/r/seduction27/12/21 03:32 AM
6

Wait? Is your dick made out of gold or something? There’s no way this works buddy lol. So to get this straight...you send a dick pic? Then she’s like “Wow that’s exactly my size, wanna bang?”
/r/seduction26/12/21 11:33 PM
2

Not all women are crazy however every crazy person I’ve talked to has been a woman. Edit: By “talked to” I mean had sex with.
/r/seduction23/12/21 02:39 PM
1

Dude. No. Just cheat like a normal person. Anecdotally speaking anyone I’ve seen that’s Poly or ENM looks like they should just be happy with what they get. I mean I’ve never seen any dime piece poly or enm broads.
/r/seduction23/12/21 01:09 PM
2

That’s not how it works. I usually drive around high schools asking if anyone has seen my lost cat. Works 30% of the time every time.
/r/seduction22/12/21 08:21 PM
-1

She wants your bird.
/r/seduction20/12/21 09:32 PM
8

Sick burn bro. Joke’s on you though because she is saved under “Sis”.
/r/seduction19/12/21 09:25 PM
7

Where are these Women that have enough bush that it takes them 5 hours to comb?
/r/seduction19/12/21 08:43 PM
1

Finally someone here who gets it.
/r/seduction17/12/21 07:44 PM
-1

Buddy clearly does not fuck. Yea character and leadership are exactly what ho’s are looking for. Jesus titty fucking Christ. The fuck you get that? You know what you need? Money. To get veneers, to go to the gym, to have time to work on yourself and to buy nice shit. Give me 100k and I can make any neck beard into Don Juan.
/r/seduction15/12/21 09:09 PM
5

Yes plenty of Men are available, they are called Hairdressers or Beauticians in my land.
/r/seduction15/12/21 09:03 PM
1

I got three gf’s and do nothing but play Warzone, jerk it to milf porn and sell dope. I actively avoid them but they will just come over anyways if they suspect I’m experiencing any joy. Then they stay, go through my phone, smell my bed and check my sink for hairs. Finally I throw it into them and pretend my Mom is sick so they will leave and I can finish playing my game in peace.
/r/seduction15/12/21 06:36 PM
1

I think your funny bone is broken. You may want to get that looked at.
/r/seduction15/12/21 12:09 PM
5

Clearly you can’t afford all strippers. My dude.
/r/seduction15/12/21 01:57 AM
3

Nothing wrong with dating a stripper. You fucked up by thinking it was exclusive though. She’s a community broad and she belongs to the community. Now go out and do whatever you did to get this one and replace her. You already fucked her. There’s nothing you need from her.
/r/seduction15/12/21 01:31 AM
4

I so wanted to rip on you for writing a novella but you actually have some good stuff here. Take my upvote dammit.
/r/seduction14/12/21 10:20 PM
11

Do you write for Penthouse forum?
/r/seduction14/12/21 05:58 PM
6

Really? What about those women that post on Facebook every Father’s Day? “Happy Father’s Day to me cuz I’m the Mom and the Dad”.
/r/seduction14/12/21 04:58 PM
2

That’s why i only choose women that meet my criteria of a great single Mom. A little forethought goes a long way.
/r/seduction14/12/21 04:44 PM
-7

Women are just uglyphobic and I’m getting pretty tired of all the bigotry.
/r/seduction14/12/21 03:45 PM
6

Two words. Dope money.
/r/seduction14/12/21 01:23 PM
1

Nope. I know where I’ve been and I don’t need to go back.
/r/seduction13/12/21 11:00 PM
4

Do WoW next Do WoW next. I’m sure that’s the demographic you’re going for with this.
/r/seduction13/12/21 08:40 PM
7

Meyers Briggs is the equivalent of Astrology for pseudo intellectuals.
/r/seduction12/12/21 01:21 AM
7

Tell her you hit your thumb with a hammer and it’s super swollen. Then send her a dickpic. Fuckin hilarious.
/r/seduction11/12/21 07:01 PM
2

You know I don’t speak Spanish, Baxter.
/r/seduction11/12/21 12:15 AM
1

Depends on how good looking you are. There is a direct correlation between unattractive and creepy.
/r/seduction09/12/21 11:21 PM
1

Buy an island circled by great white sharks. Fill it with cocaine and whores. Maybe pay for a Bangbros subscription.
/r/seduction09/12/21 11:07 PM
7

Dude just do it. If you can make them laugh without looking like a creep, you’re halfway there. Remember it’s a numbers game and if you don’t try you don’t fuck. Unless you’re following them home or asking to watch them pee then by all means get a consent form.
/r/seduction09/12/21 12:05 AM
2

Dick pics. They just don’t seem to appreciate them after all the work that went into them.
/r/seduction08/12/21 11:54 PM
15

Terrible advice. Why would I want them to know I’m a Narcissistic cheating piece of shit.
/r/seduction07/12/21 11:07 PM
1

Rent a whole separate apartment and tell my wife I work out of town. Then when my wife follows me with a private investigator and bangs on my other apartment while I’m with my model girlfriend. I claim to have never met her in my life.
/r/seduction07/12/21 03:04 AM
10

ABF always be fucking. Lower your standards and then level up. It’s not for everyone but it’s been a game changer for me. 10? 2? They’re all the same and you’ll realize that and have more success with the hotter chicks once you work all the kinks out of your game on the regular girls.
/r/seduction06/12/21 02:59 PM
2

Dude. You sound pretty unappreciative!! I would donate my nuts to science to have long flowing hair.
/r/seduction05/12/21 11:20 PM
79

Kudos to you on pulling the pretty one. I usually get the one that looks like John Goodman after me.
/r/seduction05/12/21 04:12 PM
1

Usually I go home, carefully sort through my cat’s litter box and FaceTime my ex to tell her how the cat is severely affected by her just up and leaving me for my father.
/r/seduction05/12/21 12:27 AM
5

I usually just wait until my stepmom gets stuck beneath the coffee table. Or work in loss prevention at a department store.
/r/seduction05/12/21 12:00 AM
6

No such thing. It’s a scientific fact they have smaller brains and their menstrual cycle attracts bears. So between constantly being chased by bears and diminished mental capacity, I don’t think they can be honest with themselves.
/r/seduction04/12/21 11:45 PM
8

Whoaaaa there buddy, you can’t have all the ladies. Save some for the rest of us.
/r/seduction04/12/21 11:42 PM
4

You’re standards are too high bro and where in the fuck are you finding these IG influencers that want to bring down the Patriarchy? Every one I’ve been with just cares about her Amazon wish list, good lighting and the gym.
/r/seduction04/12/21 10:02 PM
0

Just don’t tell them....problem solved.
/r/seduction04/12/21 08:58 PM
1

I’m just kidding. I’m probably the worst to give advice but I’m pretty sure most guys assume it’s FWB unless stated otherwise. At least that’s what I assume. Unless she’s paying my bills...then I’m marrying her ASAP.
/r/seduction04/12/21 08:56 PM
2

Maybe it’s the FWB thing on tinder. I see that I immediately think crypto or possibly waking up in a bath full of ice cubes.
/r/seduction04/12/21 08:10 PM
-3

Yes but I’m much happier fucking 5 2’s. Strange pussy is much better than the same old thing day in and day out. Nah man you can miss me with that. Even if I’m in a long term relationship with hard 8 or soft 9. I’m still going to be banging two’s If they’re available.
/r/seduction04/12/21 02:32 PM
14

Have you seen Species?
/r/seduction04/12/21 03:37 AM
1

Correct answer would be...Delete all social media, change phone number and hit the reset button. Pretty much the equivalent of up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, B,A. Start.
/r/seduction03/12/21 06:30 PM
21

I’d hope that today of all days is the day I finally get date raped. After years of leaving my drink unattended and going in dark alleys. It’s finally happening.
/r/seduction02/12/21 04:52 PM
4

Ahhh I see you’re a man of culture as well.
/r/seduction02/12/21 05:07 AM
9

Varsity level move would be to seduce her father.
/r/seduction02/12/21 05:04 AM
12

Yes because that’s exactly what my life is missing. Posting pictures of my Pilot’s licence or me with my exes on an anonymous bulletin board so as they can confirm to everyone what a piece of shit I am.
/r/seduction01/12/21 06:00 PM
18

Every girl who’s even semi good looking or has a reasonable amount of followers has a Gay hairdresser friend or make up artist of questionable sexuality. Usually that’s your easiest way in if you can’t find them organically. At least if I had to look for them is what I would do. For some reason, it’s all I attract is head cases who’s only self worth comes from how many dudes want to see them naked. Would kill for a broad that has read more than one book or could check my prostate for Cancer.
/r/seduction01/12/21 04:41 PM
2

Pro tip. Keep multiple burner phones hidden throughout the house. If they find it deny then counter accuse.
/r/seduction01/12/21 04:28 PM
36

I was a Pilot in a certain Latin American country for 15 years. Most of them I found in CrossFit or a few I’d found while at work. IG girls were probably the easiest. Actresses? Na..they weren’t having it. They get bothered all the time so they’d always be fake nice.
/r/seduction01/12/21 04:04 PM
13

Dude honestly I think the only one of them that was sub par with the head game. Was probably the most well adjusted. I think that the amount of times they demand to go through your phone correlates with their head game. Lol
/r/seduction01/12/21 03:51 PM
170

Banged a few IG broads and and actually went out with one for a few years. No exaggeration every single one had something wrong with them. Either they looked terrible in real life without makeup or they were constantly busy making content. The one I went out with I met in the gym because her purse/backpack was in my way so just I kicked it into the corner. So she hated me at first but the next time I saw her she kept telling me sorry for being a bitch and so we ended up exchanging numbers. Then …
/r/seduction01/12/21 03:09 PM
5

I think we’re all experiencing the Mandela effect. Mind=Blown
/r/seduction01/12/21 04:09 AM
1

Dude is that real? Straight up I’ve been having the same issues. I used to get normal matches all the time. Now all my likes are from broads on the other side of the world or ones that say they/them or ENM. You know the type.
/r/seduction29/11/21 11:28 PM
-1

Bros. The answer is Chloroform. Chloroform is a way to a woman’s heart.
/r/seduction29/11/21 01:49 AM
3

I mean it’s Britney Spears for crying out loud. Pretty much every male on the planet has rubbed one out to her at some point. She could have all the AIDS and still find a plethora of willing studs.
/r/seduction28/11/21 06:59 AM
3

I can just smell the gravy and biscuits wafting off this post.
/r/seduction26/11/21 03:22 PM
-2

Chloroform? Bud don’t ask...it should be natural. If you have to ask to hook up most likely it’s not the time.
/r/seduction24/11/21 03:50 AM
25

“Hey lil girl...what them tights smell like?”
/r/seduction18/11/21 04:39 AM
1

Fix yourself first. Go to the gym, get some proper fashion sense, maybe veneers if you can afford it. Then just approach, approach, approach. The only way to get good at something is to do it.
/r/seduction17/11/21 07:05 PM
1

Maintenance wank. If we don’t jerk off we just make terrible decisions. That and you constantly have to tuck it under your belt.
/r/seduction17/11/21 02:19 PM
6

I usually fake an accident then just change my number. Sucks cuz I’m on my 8th IG account.
/r/seduction16/11/21 06:06 PM
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