PoliteDirtbag Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
6	I'm seeking a good beta provider and you need to respect my Tyrone. I'm going to start a dating service that analyzes the writing skills of the user based on the grammar and punctuation of the profile. There seems to be a very strong correlation between being unrealistic and entitled and not being able to communicate effectively in written English.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	12/03/20 07:21 PM
3	No Mr. Bond, I expect you to ignore all of the red flags and commit. And a paunch, she forgot the paunch. Good thing fat isn't a one way street....	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/02/20 12:35 AM
75	Keep getting Mr.Wrong but now ready for Mr. Right I had a girl who was born again, had her true nature come out, then blame me for it. Her profile went on at length about whata good girl she was and how she was strictly looking for a husband, and didn't sleep around or engage in any 'vices'. A little odd, but she was smoking hot and a recently graduated cheerleader from a class D school. Second date, we go to a comedy club, orders a pop, but about half way through 'reluctantly' has a couple of pulls off of my cocktail. Then orders a long island…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	18/02/20 08:55 PM
10	Single mom of 33 who DOESN'T know her worth wants a chivalrous rich man. Just wrap it up because you might get the Drip Too Hard I thought at first that she was saying she was a homeowner and drove an AMG, but I'm assuming someone too illiterate to compose a proper sentence is probably foreclosed from that.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/01/20 05:25 PM
13	So, now you have to pay to cuddle her?? Bitch, just be honest about wanting a relation$hit already. Being a shitty prostitute does not look good on an ugly women. I suspect that she thinks she will be able to pull several guys at the same time like that. Instant millionaire!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/01/20 04:17 PM
22	“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse”. Is 'I love R&B music' code for 'my children are mulatto'?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/01/20 01:47 AM
6	Post wall mum needs you to help pick up the pieces of her shattered life, oh and there would be no netflix and chill involved. Calling Captain Save-a-Hoe, do you read me Captain Save-a-Hoe? Your services are needed.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/09/19 01:41 AM
9	I didn’t wanna do the math on this one, yikes. I'm assuming that she dropped out of school when she got preggo at 14? She seems borderline illiterate.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/08/19 03:46 PM