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Off TopicPoorlyTimedPun/r/TheRedPill04/08/16 08:33 AM
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Ohh you didn't mention the guy was on parole/probation. It was a bit confusing.
/r/TheRedPill02/07/18 09:36 PM
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He said he thinks it's morally wrong not you think it's morally wrong. "I'd of had him revoked, but that's a genuine bitch move. ".. what does this even mean?
/r/TheRedPill30/06/18 08:58 PM
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Affection Shmafection....Jerking off and sex aren't even in the same ballpark.
/r/TheRedPill02/06/18 05:17 PM
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Is this hand holding really necessary? Come on man... Creative - wood working, making some type of art, starting a screen printing shop in your garage. Physical - lifting or challenging yourself physically, playing a sport. Mental - reading, learning, mastering yourself, furthering your education/ job. Spiritual - mediation, religion (spirituality). Feel free to combine them. For example designing and learning to build/building your own house could be an endeavor in all 4.
/r/TheRedPill23/05/18 02:10 PM
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Curious what state this is in cause that's not at all how child support works (at least in mine). If unpaid for 90 days they take your license. They'll garnish wages but no jail time. Also you can pretty much file your own custody paperwork and they use a fancy support calculator to figure it out, any morons dog could see this is an absurd amount and have it redone.
/r/TheRedPill30/03/18 01:47 PM
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This post reeks of anger phase, and by taking such a affront to the comment your showing her your hand.
/r/TheRedPill23/10/17 08:47 PM
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I too got that far. I feel about the same as OP. I want my 30 minutes back but I'm willing to waste 5 more to help tell OP he may be the slightly autistic one. You got your frame shattered so hard by a person asking why you don't drink. You took her to a trendy drinking dinner spot and a wine bar fuck tard. She orders alcohol and you come back with a can of diet coke and pour your own beverage? Make a joke about a whiskey coke hold the fucking wiskey, look misty eyed into the corner and say I ha…
/r/TheRedPill12/06/17 05:40 PM
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What happened to the days when this kind of autofellatio got ripped apart? I'm dying to know what these "hb6-8s" look like.
/r/TheRedPill09/06/17 06:29 PM
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Dunno why your getting downvoted. Just because much of the advice here works doesn't mean shit. A lot of mooks on here think because they've experienced success in not being a needy little bitch they have every facet of women figured out.
/r/TheRedPill11/04/17 11:22 PM
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Why she trying so hard to convince you that women hate sex? Overcompensating.
/r/TheRedPill07/04/17 04:54 AM
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Fuck I've been watching animated movies with my daughter and turn into a wheepy mess.
/r/TheRedPill19/01/17 02:16 PM
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Damn bro, coming back to respond to all the comments on your crazy shit post two months later? Your on another level...how many of these women you don't hold the door for have you been successful with?
/r/TheRedPill05/11/16 03:21 AM
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What the hell are you talking about? He's on point. I've fucked a ton of girls in OPs mom basement. But for real, he's pretty on point.
/r/TheRedPill13/10/16 04:19 PM
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For sure...I thought I was losing my mind reading all the comments taking it seriously. It's a ton of RP buzz lingo paired with total blue pill behavior that he says is "alpha".
/r/TheRedPill13/10/16 04:12 PM
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Quality seems to be suffering quite a bit. The fact that this dudes post wasn't down voted enough to never see the light of day. The fucking guy took her on 4 "hundreds of dollars" dates never mentions even kissing her just "kino" and uses the phrase "wife her up" when he's never fucked her and its quite apparent she's not the low n count values angel he says. He fucking breaks frame and loses his shit when she's flirting with some guy she ends up getting into an actual relationship a few days l…
/r/TheRedPill13/10/16 04:07 PM
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What the fuck is going on in this thread? How the fuck could he downgrade her to a plate when they have no sexual relationship?!?
/r/TheRedPill13/10/16 05:41 AM
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It's pretty fucking simple if you read the sidebar.
/r/TheRedPill13/10/16 05:38 AM
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"Why? Simple, he was no longer the bad boy she fell in love with, he was domesticated, she got him, so the excitement was gone. And once they get bored, it doesn't matter who you are, you'll be shown the door." These reaching comments are my only (maybe not only...) problem with trp. You think you have the answer to why their 12 year relationship ended. But he could easily be tired of being Dad Pitt and want to go back to brad...especially the way she's looking these days. Women used to aspire t…
/r/TheRedPill21/09/16 02:16 PM
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All he has to do is say it's for a role. He looked like a homeless man on a yacht with a bunch of models (when he was filming the revenant).
/r/TheRedPill21/09/16 02:09 PM
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Yeah if you make it fat I guess you can't be popular skinny. But with him you could argue he's almost done better skinny, his career wasnt exactly taking off with Josh and Drake and he's actually been in movies like that remake of red dawn unlike Josh who hasn't done shit afaik.
/r/TheRedPill13/09/16 10:27 PM
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Yeah, it obviously launched his career to another level, so it ends up being much more valuable than the 60k he got paid. But he was definitely Fat Jonah. I can't even think of a role he had when he was skinny Jonah...fat in Superbad, money ball, wolf, 21/22, get him to the greek, War Dogs (good but I called it a less good lord of war and less entertaining wolf of Wallstreet)...Hell you could make the argument he couldn't get any roles skinny, maybe that's when he got all the cartoon voice parts…
/r/TheRedPill13/09/16 04:00 PM
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http://content5.video.news.com.au/NDM_-_news.com.au/272/142/2431792415_promo214685831_648x365_2431792756-hero.jpg yeah he wasn't skinny and he took the role for 60k to work with Scorsese.
/r/TheRedPill13/09/16 03:27 PM
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How is this a field report? The your the container women are the water thing is all over the side bar. Any guy here who's had women chasing him trying to extract the commitment knows the lengths they will go to convince you she's the one. Bringing you food and sex after midnight, joining your gym, cooking, cleaning your house, suddenly insanely into "sport" or "thing you love"...hell betas do the same shit. I might hate reality tv but I'd memorize every line from it to fuck a Kardashian.
/r/TheRedPill29/08/16 04:39 PM
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Seriously...some people on here are way too absorbed with this bullshit. Anybody who doesn't say thanks is just an asshole. I'd like to hear OP's analysis on doors being held open for him and how if it's a guy he props the door with his hand and lets the guy go so as not to be emasculated or out alpha'd. But if it's a woman he stuts through like an Egyptian god while blasting a sweet godly insence fart, crop dusting her in all that is alpha.
/r/TheRedPill25/08/16 02:03 PM
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Ok so I just really watched the 10th(?) Episode of the show The guys tell all?) Where its's all the guys getting there last 2 min of the 15. It's on hulu.
/r/TheRedPill04/08/16 08:37 AM
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Whoa chill with the Spanish inquisition, those big three questions can be answered all with one indirect question...do you wanna go out sometime? If she's not feeling you she'll give you one or all of those reasons, I live with my boyfriend, no car, plus i live (discouraging distance away)....and they could all be lies. Asking each one directly made me think your a serial killer.
/r/TheRedPill02/08/16 03:27 AM
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Yeah I actually didn't really notice. I actually bookmarked the post. One of the things that keeps me from posting FR's and my experiences is because I'm always on mobile and like OP often only visit when I'm mobile, and I have no idea how to format so that looks like it would take a while and make it like a job. I do appreciate the formatting but I enjoy the stream of consciousness every now and again especially when its good.
/r/TheRedPill30/07/16 06:29 AM
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If I've gotten anything from trp its, do what makes you happy, be the man instead of envying or hating yourself for all the bs you do that isn't in line with your goals and the idea of yourself that you see in your head. Do you, do women, do whatever makes you happy.
/r/TheRedPill16/07/16 03:44 AM
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Mind sharing any of these interactions?
/r/TheRedPill09/07/16 06:52 PM
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Man this is gospel shit. Good stuff. Been in this position with the mother of my kids, all she does is the manipulation, I feel I need to actually hard next her (how with kids?). We are split but she tried/s to come back...I have a few plates I'm spinning but the chemistry with me and baby momma is undeniable (is this oneitis or I just haven't found someone who is as good in bed/knows how to turn me up harder than a diamond in an icestorm?) plus kids... I was obsessed with trying to fix things f…
/r/TheRedPill05/07/16 12:19 AM
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Cool sounds good. Start by changing the mentality from "im going to" to "I'm doing this".
/r/TheRedPill30/06/16 10:00 PM
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Can you tell me more? I'm assuming these gigs are becoming more needed by even smaller outfits. Are they available in small cities/towns? How do you look for classes/jobs? I'm searching solidworks classes.
/r/TheRedPill13/06/16 03:20 PM
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You lost hope for humanity because YOU can't figure out what your passionate about?
/r/TheRedPill13/06/16 03:09 PM
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Perfect. This fucking guy asking if anyone here's ever felt "true love". We've all had our moment one way or another, many including myself wouldn't be here if it hadn't happened. Only to successfully re-frame/game an ex showing all the truth to be uncovered here.
/r/TheRedPill13/06/16 02:54 PM
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She knew her bp bf wouldn't hard next her for that shit and she got exactly what she wanted.
/r/TheRedPill31/05/16 07:55 PM
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Man she started a fight with her bf so she could fuck you. Dollars to donuts the fight started cause he got pissed she was groping and eye fucking some other dude...awalt. I'd probably call bullshit like everyone else if fucking 2 girls in a night hadn't become a relatively regular occurrence for me lately. The stupidest part is most of em pretend like sex is so important, so few just embrace it, the hamster is amazing.
/r/TheRedPill31/05/16 07:54 PM
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Your being crazy. Gerbiling it up. Just tell her you wanna be cucked and watch videos of your mistress fucking Chad.
/r/TheRedPill22/05/16 06:27 PM
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You simply be honest about your willingness to get in a relationship, and the rest kind of does it self. Don't make an effort to hide other women talking to you texting you asking you out, if she can't handle this it's an easy next. I have one who's actuality called herself my main bitch and wanted to go through and look at pictures of all my other "friends". Of course you don't indulge this you smile, laugh when she calls you a player or you ask what you think I'm some playboy? She responded "t…
/r/TheRedPill21/05/16 04:59 PM
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I wanna talk about your initial take away point, "never tell a girl you like her". In my experience women are very good at telling the difference between I like you (something I say to all my plates) in that I like spending time and fucking you and whatever else I get from you and I like you (actually love you but just trying to be cool). The difference is in your frame if you've set your frame as having options, being honest about your intentions not to get into a relationship, respecting the 1…
/r/TheRedPill15/05/16 06:00 PM
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"Always be Alpha and NEVER go full beta." Some real gems in here...
/r/TheRedPill14/05/16 04:07 PM
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Thanks for the info! I'd add it to the main post.
/r/TheRedPill13/05/16 10:35 PM
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You might want to talk about what the hell this stuff is. I went to both the pages linked and can't really figure it out. Long lasting non hormonal male contraceptive? In the form of what? I can't be bothered to research this, but if it could actually do what they say they really shouldn't be struggling to get 100k in funding.
/r/TheRedPill13/05/16 09:32 PM
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Go to the gym. Thats what I do when i don't have my kids after work, 3 hours later im so exhausted i just want to be alone. With consistency comes contact with others who are in the same boat, after you see a guy there at the same time alone 3 or 4 times strike up a convo introduce yourself say you have no idea how people name friends outside of school and ask if they have a lifting partner or if they always come at certain times. Can be intimidating but I've found 75+% of the people there are m…
/r/TheRedPill13/05/16 06:23 PM
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That is completely not true. Often the tamest most demeur people have some of the more wild fetish/bedroom interests.
/r/TheRedPill23/04/16 09:51 PM
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Thanks for saying this. Its exactly what I needed to hear.
/r/TheRedPill23/04/16 09:38 PM
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Ask your friends girlfriends to wing man for you.j
/r/TheRedPill22/04/16 06:28 PM
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Your over thinking the fuck outta this man. Read your post, "days of happyness I haven't experienced in years", "i feel like a different person now"...sounds like you are and you recognize the payoff but your gerbiling your way out of it, convincing yourself that your "forcing yourself to be someone your not". Ok do you really wanna go back to being a lazy out of shape fuck? I doubt it it. The video games and take out are mini shots of dopamine that your craving...indulge once in a while but rea…
/r/TheRedPill22/04/16 06:26 PM
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Don't have a real specific question but more looking for general advice. I had alpha traits and gamed the wrong woman, had a baby with her and beta'd the fuck out for a year or two and she left me. I've been on this red pill journey for the last year and after getting my shit in order (job, mission, lifting, weight loss and the depedestalization of the pussy) and its starting to pay dividends. As a kid growing up I was lazy as fuck so had to rely purely on game and personality to get pussy, now …
/r/TheRedPill22/04/16 03:25 PM
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I actually let her punch me in the balls the other day. She love tapped em then rode me to an orgasm while the guy she left me for is busy waiting to polish my fuck trophies when she gets home from picking them up. That moment when you see complete red pill awalt in action... (After me rubbing lotion on her feet/legs one of my things, and grinding her feet into my crotch while I rub her through her short shorts.) X: "We can't i'll regret it and you hate me". ME: "Yeah it's too bad we hate each o…
/r/TheRedPill21/04/16 04:08 PM
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Seriously, my fucking ex cheated and one of the first things i said is we can work it out. I punch myself in the nuts once a week for that one. To make me look like less of a complete bitch we have kids so for a while there I was trying anything to save it for them. Irony is when you realize had you set much harsher terms and boundaries and been less understanding she probably would be here still and happy.
/r/TheRedPill21/04/16 06:48 AM
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Pulled this shit the other day with my ex. "We're not having sex, you hate me"..."its really too bad we hate each other cause it will feel really good"..."I know it will feel good". At that point i basically just pulled her pants off too her half hearted protest..."you said will". "I knew as soon as I said that." and boom she cheated on her new BF who's busy polishing my fuck trophies. Her initial excuse, "I will regret it." First thing she says after, "I got an orgasm out of you, can't regret t…
/r/TheRedPill20/04/16 03:27 PM
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Where do I find the answers to the questions you listed? Sidebar?
/r/TheRedPill19/04/16 12:02 AM
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I appreciate it. Am new to all this...found myself here after a wierd year in my relationship that I'm sort of stuck in (we have a kid), with a woman that I do love but am struggling to regain the power in my relationship. The things I've learned in TRP have been by far the most helpful, and being new I really appreciate stuff like this making the connections easier to understand and relate to.
/r/TheRedPill16/01/16 11:00 PM
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It's like Setsa was saying it depends on how you were viewed before and the person you are now, sounds like your obviously more put together than when you were younger. That being said it's crucial to do the little stuff right off the bat that show your intentions are romantic this time around... You know the obvious holding her door, initiating some contact when you first meet etc...the butterflies are good it just shows your excited probably because your confident that some thing could happen …
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