55? And she's still looking for Chad? Fuck me. Aight bitch, here's the deal. The things you want in a man? You were supposed to have found them, and locked him down, OVER 30 FUCKING YEARS AGO, YOU STUPID MOTHERFORKLIFTER. But since that means you can't party and get your "yaaaassss kween slaayyy" on, Mr. Right was left ignored, or worse, used and then dumped when your hamster detected a better branch. So what's your dating field looking like at your age? Not good sister, not good. Start at 60 ye…
--Being told no for whatever bullshit she wants now --Having to, God forbid, put any modicum of effort into anything --Rare, but I want to believe it happens, being given responsibilities at work and being held accountable(HAH) when she fucks up.
To be fair, getting mud in your body through any means ain't exactly the healthiest of things, much less something that I've been lead to believe has practically it's own system of bacteria like the female vagina. Could be wrong, so don't take it as fact
