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objectively I thought women didn't like to be objectified? More likely, I don't think that word means what you think it does. I might believe it's relative to your friends of similar age, perhaps. solid Well, yes, the pictures show some solidity. Especially around those arms and legs, a shame about the wobbly foundation under said solidity and lack of proportionality, and variation from Φ (the golden ratio). 7.5 On the Richter scale?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 11:10 PM
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Perhaps it's a template for the men in "the industry" to use when they... uh.... finish. "No! Not the eyes!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/22 03:03 AM
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Hates dads Single mother Well, that was kinda obvious...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/21 04:43 AM
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don't ask [...] how old 31 years old That's a (small) red flag to me as well - allegedly women on dating hookup sites have profiles that say things like "Oh, I don't know why it says 28, I'm actually 25!" because they lied about their age. Hard to tell from the photos there, but if she's younger and lied about being older, then I suspect a head start on the CC. If she's older and lying about being younger... well... mutton makes a poor substitute for lamb!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/21 06:15 PM
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Feed me To What? (My usual suggestion is to some kind of industrial machinery, but that is typically fatal and I cannot in good conscience recommend feeding anyone to such a device.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/21 05:33 AM
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Date, sure, as a short term fling. Anything serious, certainly not. (Being married, it's a hypothetical question obviously).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 09:00 AM
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Yeah, I get that 100%. If a person wants to be a turbo slut then I'm not going to stop them. A woman who's gone fully modded TurboSlut9000 (complete with the optional gas strut assisted leg opener upgrade) isn't a thing to shame IMO... if she embraces it and "shares the love" then I don't care. If she's trying to hide the scars from said choices under a patina of "I'm a nice girl, I don't do that" then that's where I have the problem. The hypocritical aspect of it is well worthy of shaming. And …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 04:47 AM
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I agree entirely. "Slut shaming" is (generally) stupid. If a woman wants to have all kinds of wild fun with you, then it's not our job to stop them. If you want to enjoy spending time with them, then I will always recommend it as long as said time is safe, consensual, and both (all?) parties understand what will happen. (Yes, I know that can be dangerous, but bear with me here). Calling someone out for claiming to be one thing and misrepresenting themselves for their own gain is different though…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 01:59 AM
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It isn't our place to tell people what to do or how to live. Some women trade in their chances for a lifelong marriage in exchange for a decade or two of sport fucking. And that's not even specific advice for women, honestly. There are some jobs that people can only do for so long before they burn out or become unsuited to them. Imagine being one of the people who has to deal with at-risk children in toxic families (eg. Child Safety agencies)... Seeing all the sadness and horror wears your sanit…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 01:54 AM
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Felines and Drinking Sisterhood
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 02:51 AM
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My wife lacks the upper body strength to push the (heavy) mower around, or swing the line trimmer about effectively. That said, she learnt this from trying to do it rather than whining and assuming she couldn't, so I give her a pass on that one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 12:56 PM
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I hear ya there. My house has always been cluttered. Not messy, not disgustingly unclean and breeding vermin, just cluttered. WIP stuff on the table/desk/bench, storing things wherever they fit because I'm waiting on parts/whatever, and so on. My 2hr/week housekeeper would run a broom/mop through the house, grab all the old "junk mail" (advertising flyers, etc) to toss in the bin, and once a month bleach clean the bathroom if it needed it. All while I was keeping the rest (including the kitchen …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 12:54 PM
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High maintenance requirements, not cheap to run. Bored out to handle larger pistons by group of enthusiasts as a weekend project. Can only run on premium fuels. Overtuned to the point where it's twitchy and hard to drive safely, requires expert driver with stig-level skills to handle. OEM airbags replaced. High-flow exhaust, can be a little noisy and "drones". Dang, I could keep this up all day (no, not really).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 10:44 PM
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I'm curious what "very reliable" means. You can rely on her to be just like all the other women, with all their traits. Or you can rely on her to be first out of the relationship when something better hints at being available.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 10:38 PM
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More like dodged a 16" shell from an Iowa class...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 02:43 AM
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Political stuff aside, one is more relevant to a single country with a few interested parties watching from elsewhere while the other is more about universal observations of half the population by the other half. OTOH, it's not a bad thing that this is a small place because it's easier to slip under the radar (AHS shenanigans aside)...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 10:01 PM
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Couple that with the "Nostalgia ain't what it used to be" phenomenon where the highs of the past are enhanced in memory while the lows are forgotten... you end up with this impossible to satisfy need for something that you're sure you used to have but never existed outside your own imagination and yearning.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 10:26 PM
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It's almost like that meme where the guy is agonizing over which button to press - one labelled "Body count doesn't matter" and the other "How dare you ask me that question!". If it truly doesn't matter, then what's the issue with a truthful answer? Obviously it does, and they know that, and they're trying to hide it in order to get what they want, but when caught out want it to not matter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/21 10:01 PM
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Comforting lies vs Harsh truths. One soothes the ego and gives you a tiny but of instant gratification, but can be addictive like any other dopamine hit. The other hurts, but can help you understand things so you have a foundation for change/rebuilding/etc. Given the general nature of people, it's easy to see who prefers which.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/21 09:55 PM
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Technically you can, just not in western society without falling afoul of the law. I'm certain in places like Africa and the Middle East they do... (Selling people as if they were property is bad, mmmkay).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/21 01:49 AM
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I did the "hoe phase" and my biggest problem was balancing the relationships when there was overlap. Were I to suddenly become single (not at all likely), I'd probably hoe it up again due to lack of suitable partners for a LTR. For me, it was less "harder to settle for one" and more "none of the ones pushing for a serious LTR have few enough red flags".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 09:50 PM
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Irrespective of the rules (which you absolutely should follow), one thing I've learnt is that you can't fix people. Therapists might try to fix people, they fail more often than not. Friends try to help people fix themselves, and at times it tears apart the friendship. And if somehow you do "fix" them, they're not the same person and that puts even more strain on a relationship... the classic "You're not the person I once loved" issue. I can't see how anyone could think it a good idea to politel…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 09:47 PM
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Disney When I was young, I liked to watch cartoons. When I grew up, I put such childlike pleasantries behind me and learnt to "adult" my way through life. I'd love to park my behind in front of a screen and spend the day just watching the classics, but alas, work and responsibilities come first... something it seems she might not have learnt!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 09:41 PM
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Part of me think they're trying to appeal to a man's natural sensibilities of fixing the broken things in their lives so that they end up better. You know, that annoying creak on the door you need to replace the rusty hinge on? Or the light switch that's a little finicky and flickers if you don't press it in just the right spot? Or even that nice classic car - an absolute bargain basement priced fixer-upper with so many fundamental issues that'll keep you tearing your hair out for years until yo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 09:37 PM
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A rich man has options; you'd need to be something really special to catch their eye when they could choose from a massive spectrum of companionship... The fact you're narrowing the field with your exclusions doesn't leave you in a promising spot. And then there's the unspoken question... How did you get to the age of 50 and be looking for a man? Were you so choosy (or not choosy enough) to lock one down, or did you separate and take your "fair share" to start again at a later age...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 12:43 PM
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More like Flatulence Dispersal System.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 10:47 PM
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Or using the trusty "Myspace Angles" to hide their flaws.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 10:46 PM
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I've had enough experience mentoring women in previous jobs that I don't want to paint them all with a broad brush, but in my experience you're pretty close when you say men are more likely to learn from experience. On the other hand, I can count the number of men who've refused to learn from others on a single hand... well, actually, a single finger. One particular woman was so bad at not learning/working, that people used to gossip behind her back that she'd go sit on the boss's lap to get out…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 10:30 PM
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Like I said, ...if you did (ask a male for help) and they did (help), would you actually listen to them? People who ask for my help get one chance. If they ignore my advice and it goes poorly for them, then I don't help them again. It's happened enough times with women when I was far younger that I stopped bothering pretty quick (and thankfully am old enough I don't have to deal with it anymore).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 10:05 PM
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not out there He is, you just can't see him because your wiring is all crossed up - the tingle-o-meter is connected to the heart and someone bypassed your common sense sensor. hook ups "Why do people on hook up apps want to hook up with me?" surprised-pikachu.png friends and family around me Do you have any strong male role models who could give you pointers as to what you could do better? Or more importantly, if you did and they did, would you actually listen to them? I'm not bad looking Neithe…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/21 08:32 AM
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