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Field ReportSchlippery_Schlong/r/askMRP13/07/17 07:30 AM
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I would bet that a lot of people would be blown away by your knowledge of the subject.
/r/askTRP19/09/18 12:09 PM
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My apologies, I confused a reply for the OP because I am apparently retarded as well. The big questions here are: Do you get any exercise? What is your diet like? Have you read the sidebar? What is your mission? And most importantly, what do you want in you're life? Once you figure those things out things happen for you rather nicely.
/r/askTRP18/09/18 02:04 PM
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Probable aspie here. Read the sidebar, specifically WISNIFG. If you're anything like me, you have the foundation of a strong frame, you just need the tools to fully establish it. WISNIFG gives you the tools to do just that. On the same vein, exercise and eating clean seem to help with sensory issues. I don't know if you have a "stereotypical" aspie obsession (mine is Christian theology), but if you do shut up about it from time to time. But at the same time, don't be afraid to discuss it if peop…
/r/askTRP18/09/18 01:40 PM
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Had a shitty week. Got in a carwreck, displayed weakness a couple of times, received some potentially scary news from a doctor. Body. 5'11, 203 goal is 190. Started tracking calories through the My Fitness Pal app trying to stay at 500 calories below maintenance and limiting carbs. Due to my car accident, I'm not cleared to lift weights yet. It's kind of a weird injury, I'm cleared to do manual labor and body weight exercises, but I'm not cleared to lift weights. I've tried to test that with pai…
/r/MarriedRedPill03/08/17 09:12 PM
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Let her think what she wants to, just do what you're gonna do. If she comes at you with a disrespectful attitude, turn it into a joke and carry on with whatever you were doing. In other words fuck what she thinks. If your hand wraps are dry or if you were intending make coffee/ take out the trash/ clean out the garage/ grow a pair or whatever just do it.
/r/askMRP31/07/17 02:19 AM
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So if she were to tell you "go to work!" when you wake up in the morning would you call in sick?
/r/askMRP30/07/17 07:37 PM
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Dude! She fucking tazed you. She didn't slap you or even punch you, she used a potentially lethal weapon on you. Take your kid, go stay somewhere else and file a police report. She's not an alpha female, she's a crazy bitch.
/r/askMRP30/07/17 01:53 PM
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1) I like to make her beg for it. Get in missionary, and rub her clit with your cockhead. If you do it right she'll be speaking in tongues and begging you to fuck her, but hold off. Tease her, ask her why you should put your big cock in that dirty little slut pussy. Have fun with it. When you finally do fuck her, you might need to buy new sheets. 2) I like to fuck my girl doggy style and make her rub her clit for me. I tell her that she has to wait for my permission to cum. I'll make her count o…
/r/MarriedRedPill29/07/17 08:51 PM
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This is not a time to be mysterious imho. If you have a serious medical issue, your first officer needs to know what's going on. In my own experience, I suffered a brain injury during a deployment. As a result of it, I have facial tics, make weird noises at times and if I don't focus when I speak, I sound like a mentally retarded person. Got lots of shit about my tics and speech until I plainly explained to her the cause of all of this. She no longer gives me shit about it and doesn't seem to ha…
/r/askMRP29/07/17 08:32 PM
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Damn straight!
/r/MarriedRedPill26/07/17 01:06 PM
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Body: 5'11" 206 up from 203 goal is 190. I need to track calories. This week, I have a doctor's appointment where I will find out what I'm cleared to do in the weightroom. Mind. Read: NMMNG, WISNIFG, MMSLP. Meditating every day. I think I'm through the anger stage. In the first few months of swallowing the pill, I was just full of anger, bordering on hate. Lately, I feel like a zen motherfucker. As the weeks go by, I've been better at managing my PTSD as well. Career. Meeting with an advisor thi…
/r/MarriedRedPill25/07/17 12:42 PM
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Great! You can work on your dread game while she's fucking Chad.
/r/askMRP24/07/17 12:33 PM
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Background 28 m, married 6 years to Mrs Schlong (27 f). Dysfunctional captain type 1, found pill back in November. When we got married, I had the outward appearance of a stud. I was in the Marine Corps, in great shape in charge of people and millions of dollars worth of equipment. Got out, let myself go and here we are. Physical 5'11" 203 started at 230. My goal weight is 190. Yoga 3x a week. Cardio every day. Not cleared to lift, I have a doctor's appointment next week and will find out if I'm …
/r/MarriedRedPill19/07/17 02:08 PM
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It hurts to get this kind of criticism from your woman. The reason it hurts isn't because she's being "mean" to you, but because the criticism is true. She's looking at her future husband wondering if he can provide for her and if he can meet her needs. What are you studying in trade school? Is it lucrative? Do you know the job market? In the current situation, have you been making an effort to live within your means? Do you have a budget? Living from paycheck to paycheck sucks, but with careful…
/r/askMRP15/07/17 11:55 PM
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Terminal Lance is spot on about so many things.
/r/askMRP14/07/17 12:04 AM
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Congratulations on the win. Quick question, though. Who cleaned up the cat shit? She did. Usually I take care of the cat box, but I wasn't going to hop to it when she came at me in a fucked up manner.
/r/askMRP13/07/17 02:45 PM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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