Damn look at all the simps white knighting over this roast. Remember when roasts of this caliber were treated like precious diamonds? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Because we men are only capable of thinking about sex. Not like we have other shit going on that's much more important than getting our dicks wet, or heaven forbid we just don't want to.
The point is that a guy can't be around a kid without some dipshit moral busybodies making accusations for no fucking reason. Just because this hasn't happened to you doesn't mean it doesn't exist you ignorant ass.
