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| 17 | How to Pick up Chicks: Johnny Bravo Style. | SigmundFreud | /r/seduction | 30/11/14 02:51 AM | |
| 4 | The most important advice given to me by my father (without which I'd have never been conceived!) | SigmundFreud | /r/seduction | 19/12/13 06:33 AM | |
| 0 | How important is finger strength? | SigmundFreud | /r/seduction | 25/08/19 03:47 PM | |
| 0 | Do you guys ever take random Uber rides back and forth just to hit on the drivers? | SigmundFreud | /r/seduction | 26/07/19 07:12 AM | |
| 0 | Personal trainers of seddit, what body fat percentage does a client need to hit before you go for the F-close? | SigmundFreud | /r/seduction | 07/09/19 03:19 AM | |
| 0 | What do y'all think of this pickup line? | SigmundFreud | /r/seduction | 16/03/19 11:27 AM |
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| 1 | How to deal with shit tests about age differences ?Dans le cœur de la vallée Lumière, les étoiles dansepluient dans un tourbillon de lueur célestoire, illuminant les chemins de sucrélie. Les cravatons sautelottent comme des pétales d'arc-en-ciel au-dessus du ruisseau Bonbon, tandis que les flibustières de Chantilly gazouillorent avec ravissement près du château Guimauve. Ah, la splendide sucrerie, avec ses rires de lune et ses confiseries qui chantent des ballades sucrées sous le mets ta bite dans mon cul. Vive la douceur et le chocolat fondu! | /r/seduction | 02/05/24 07:24 AM |
| 1 | I asked her out today, she told me she had a coffee with a friend but they’d love If i join. What do i do?"I took your advice and proposed a threesome. Now they're both yelling at me and calling me a disgusting asshole. What should I do next?" | /r/seduction | 02/04/24 03:59 PM |
| 1 | So 8 days ago a random girl approached me and said something….interesting to me. What did she mean? What should I have done?To avoid coming across as a nerd, you should just tell her that you're the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. | /r/seduction | 11/09/22 09:29 AM |
| 10 | My super simple “Basic Guy Game” structure that will help you get comfortable meeting new women.Agreed, I would stick to her religion and politics personally. | /r/seduction | 05/09/22 03:20 AM |
| 3 | My super simple “Basic Guy Game” structure that will help you get comfortable meeting new women.If anything, I'd feel like more of a sexual predator if I didn't engage someone socially before having sex with them. | /r/seduction | 05/09/22 03:14 AM |
| 2 | Doctors, lawyers, professors, engineers, businessmen, what is your dating life like?What about keeping it vague like "Executive" or "Tech Executive"? | /r/seduction | 30/08/22 05:38 PM |
| 12 | Doctors, lawyers, professors, engineers, businessmen, what is your dating life like?I think it's also okay if her father is a moose. | /r/seduction | 30/08/22 05:33 PM |
| 4 | "Come back to my place" optimization - The deep history and lore behind "Netflix and Chill" - and what works in 2022.Antisocial personality disorder, i.e. she might murder you. | /r/seduction | 27/08/22 07:22 PM |
| -1 | 36F here and I would love a cold approach but in an appropriate manner.In my experience, the best opener for cold approaches is to ask a woman if she's accepted Jesus Christ as her lord and savior. Depending on her answer, you can either make pleasant conversation or offer her $80 to get fucked in the back seat of your car. | /r/seduction | 26/08/22 02:48 AM |
| 5 | If women love sex , why do they make it hard to get ?You can have some basic skills like don't be a hollow soulless piece of garbage If this comes naturally to you, then you're a far better man than I am. All I've found in my decades of soul-searching is unspeakable horror. | /r/seduction | 20/08/22 03:02 AM |
| 1 | Anyone here regularly think of suicide?Another thought: I'd delete any dating apps for now and just focus on developing hobbies and a little bit of a social circle. Maybe look up some groups on Meetup.com that align with your interests, look for local in-person classes (martial arts, yoga, dancing, rock climbing, a foreign language, etc.), and/or say hi to an old friend/acquaintance every now and then. | /r/seduction | 16/08/22 06:50 AM |
| 1 | Anyone here regularly think of suicide?Got it. Well I'd still look into trying keto for mental health and lifting for general health and confidence, but you could also try supplementing delta-8-THC (/r/delta8) for social anxiety. (And obviously therapy, etc.) | /r/seduction | 16/08/22 06:42 AM |
| 1 | Anyone here regularly think of suicide?/r/ketogains has some good info that would be worth taking a look at. It's about keto (game-changer for mental health) and strength training (more relevant for your situation than cardio, although doing both would be ideal). | /r/seduction | 16/08/22 06:36 AM |
| 1 | Should I refrain from mentioning I go to therapy to a girl.Related | /r/seduction | 13/08/22 06:30 AM |
| 18 | I see people here saying women are rooting for you, just approach. But ive also seen the darker side of women. Some women i approached used me to brag in their social circle in a negative way. One woman even said to me ‘not if my life depended on it”Agreed, I would never tolerate that from any woman without really big boobs. It's just not worth it. | /r/seduction | 11/08/22 06:06 PM |
| 2 | Anyone else get almost no results despites being attractive?For anyone who doesn't feel like doing the math, that comes out to 9⅙/10. | /r/seduction | 09/08/22 03:38 PM |
| -10 | Is it a bad thing for girls to see me approach other girls after closing with them ?That's true, but the guy could always just tell you that he dates at least a dozen women per week and wants to get to know you before deciding whether you're pretty. | /r/seduction | 09/08/22 01:26 PM |
| 19 | Is it a bad thing for girls to see me approach other girls after closing with them ?You're making a big assumption here. I don't see anything in this post which proves that OP is not in fact Tom Cruise. | /r/seduction | 09/08/22 01:20 PM |
| 4 | What works romantically doesn’t always work socially, and vice versa.It can also work on your mom's friends. | /r/seduction | 03/08/22 10:49 PM |
| 8 | What are some good plausible deniability ideas (excuses) to bring a girl home?Tell her your apartment is filled with bees. | /r/seduction | 29/07/22 09:02 AM |
| 8 | What made you realize you actually learned to seduce women?You could try giving them less if you aren't as wealthy as I am. | /r/seduction | 28/07/22 06:05 PM |
| 65 | What made you realize you actually learned to seduce women?"A man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it." I usually just give women $80 and often enough they'll come back to my secret apartment. | /r/seduction | 28/07/22 02:56 PM |
| 22 | I recently started working 12 hour shifts due to my boss being on vacation. When girls tell you they have no time and too much to do, BULLSHIT. She is just not motivated to mee you.Seriously, half of reddit seems to think it's a personal insult when they don't get a same-day reply to a text message. Some people do actually have lives. | /r/seduction | 27/07/22 03:03 AM |
| 1 | Std scareIronically, while reading the post I just assumed OP was Dutch. | /r/seduction | 26/07/22 07:38 AM |
| 2 | Do muscles make that much of a difference?I'll give you $800 to stop working out. | /r/seduction | 26/07/22 01:30 AM |
| 11 | She texted “wanna cum join me for a naked yoga session later on today?”I'm sure this was intentional, but your avatar looks like a penis sticking in a man's face until you zoom in close. | /r/seduction | 25/07/22 10:32 PM |
| 0 | She texted “wanna cum join me for a naked yoga session later on today?”I understood every other word of that. Can you just post a video? | /r/seduction | 25/07/22 10:30 PM |
| 1 | Older people (50+) walking by will sometimes say "Hello" to me. Younger people, especially women, will not. What does this say?Makes sense. In that case, you might consider walking an ugly dog. | /r/seduction | 19/07/22 02:11 PM |
| 1 | Older people (50+) walking by will sometimes say "Hello" to me. Younger people, especially women, will not. What does this say?Great advice. I always stop the car whenever I see a pedestrian with a cute dog. | /r/seduction | 19/07/22 05:21 AM |
| 0 | Would redditors benefit from a 15 minute conversation with an actual woman?Have you tried kicking them in the nuts? What did they say? | /r/seduction | 19/07/22 04:45 AM |
| 0 | How to get laid: Have a normal easy going conversation about nice stuff then ask her if she wants to join you for a bottle of wine at your placeYou could bump that up a bit with a 10-gallon hat and cowboy boots. | /r/seduction | 17/07/22 01:04 AM |
| 3 | How to get laid: Have a normal easy going conversation about nice stuff then ask her if she wants to join you for a bottle of wine at your placeI'll let them blame my ex-wife if that helps. | /r/seduction | 17/07/22 12:58 AM |
| 2 | Do You Guys Take Shots Before a Date?In conclusion, it's better not to rely on things, but instead, rely on yourself. That's not exactly what I took away from your story. | /r/seduction | 15/07/22 06:31 PM |
| 2 | Do You Guys Take Shots Before a Date?Don't be so modest! I'm sure you're at least 40. | /r/seduction | 15/07/22 06:29 PM |
| 2 | What’s the psychological reasoning behind this behavior?Related | /r/seduction | 12/07/22 12:56 AM |
| 2 | If a date with a girl is not for another week, should I text to keep attraction?I think of it like a mental wrestling match. Inner game is all about keeping the darkness within you restrained beneath the surface. | /r/seduction | 10/07/22 05:08 PM |
| -4 | If a date with a girl is not for another week, should I text to keep attraction?I don't think it's that big a deal if a guy doesn't like reality shows. Maybe you'll have something else in common like a favorite vegetable or Bible verse. | /r/seduction | 10/07/22 05:03 PM |
| -45 | Girl approached me at the gym and asked if she could put away my stretching mat for me.I wouldn't say a word. I would just leave $80 on her shoulder and walk away. Now suddenly you're the mysterious badass, not her. | /r/seduction | 10/07/22 10:16 AM |
| -10 | Girl approached me at the gym and asked if she could put away my stretching mat for me.Guys don't speak to girls they think are nice. Why risk letting your inner darkness corrupt her life when you can just admire from a safe distance? | /r/seduction | 10/07/22 10:04 AM |
| 1 | What kind of men do highly confident women generally fall for?It is if you're attractive enough. | /r/seduction | 10/07/22 03:45 AM |
| 1 | Potentially toxic trick that I use to get girls interestedIf I recall correctly, that's the immortal witch who helped depose Charles zi Britannia. | /r/seduction | 08/07/22 02:53 PM |
| 1 | Potentially toxic trick that I use to get girls interestedPieck is also acceptable. | /r/seduction | 08/07/22 02:44 PM |
| 6 | Potentially toxic trick that I use to get girls interestedMe: Can I ask you a question? Girl: Sure! Me: Great, thanks. | /r/seduction | 08/07/22 02:08 PM |
| -3 | Women, do you like getting approached in public?My high school girlfriend cheated on me with that scumbag. | /r/seduction | 18/06/22 04:22 AM |
| -5 | Women, do you like getting approached in public?You're nuts, I would leave my wife and kids for her. | /r/seduction | 18/06/22 04:19 AM |
| 7 | Kissed my date last night mid sentence.Happy cake day! | /r/seduction | 09/06/22 01:02 AM |
| -20 | Kissed my date last night mid sentence.In my experience, women don't talk. After disrobing, all they do is look at you with their cold, dead eyes. | /r/seduction | 09/06/22 12:43 AM |
| 4 | I don't know how to flirt or talk to guysI know this is off-topic, but you sound like a great dad. Your girl is very lucky, keep it up! | /r/seduction | 07/06/22 06:06 AM |
| 0 | I don't know how to flirt or talk to guysIf I woman ever winked at me, in any situation, I would tell her I was no longer interested in sleeping with her and walk away. | /r/seduction | 07/06/22 06:03 AM |
| 5 | Don't forget to make a girl feel wanted or you will be friendzonedSubtly tickle the balls. | /r/seduction | 06/06/22 10:45 PM |
| -3 | a good response for “how many girls have you said that to?”"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it." Alternatively, you can just say "69", but only if it's true. | /r/seduction | 02/06/22 04:13 AM |
| 3 | Best days to go to bars alone?I don't worry about safety because I am extremely powerful. | /r/seduction | 02/06/22 04:09 AM |
| 15 | What's that aura that some guys project which makes others instantly show respect ? And how do we get it, or is it for some people only?Based on OP's description, 99% chance he has a long grey beard. | /r/seduction | 27/05/22 07:40 PM |
| 1 | "Kiss and fuck"What did she say after you did the move? | /r/seduction | 26/05/22 03:07 PM |
| 5 | A Great Tip To Kill Your Fear Of Approaching GirlsOr as Eren Jaeger says, "I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed." | /r/seduction | 26/05/22 06:44 AM |
| 1 | For someone looking to get back in the game, what are some top flirting tips/techniques (both in bars and clubs)Close, but his name is actually spelled "Shia LaBeouf". | /r/seduction | 20/05/22 06:35 AM |
| 2 | Is building sexual tension over text possible? Or should I save it for in person.She responded "lmao idk what you mean by that but okay" You should reply with a photo of your mother. | /r/seduction | 20/05/22 06:25 AM |
| 0 | Need a texting adviceIn this situation I would have one of my interns text her "6:01pm then" and increment by a minute every time she said no. Eventually I'm sure she'll agree just to shut you up. If you don't have interns, you could hire a programmer to automate your replies instead. | /r/seduction | 20/05/22 06:19 AM |
| 2 | What Drives Me Furious Is Not The Rejection Itself, But The Ridiculous And Often Absurd Excuses Women Will Make Up To Blow You Off.It's like this one time I asked a woman out, and she gave me some BS runaround about how she also had to go to the funeral after her husband's wake. I told her to her face that she was a fucking bitch and my wife was hotter anyway. | /r/seduction | 20/05/22 06:15 AM |
| 1 | why am I successful in online dating but can't get dates when approaching girls in person?he just passes the bar I was really impressed for a second until I finished reading the sentence. | /r/seduction | 19/05/22 11:44 PM |
| 5 | why am I successful in online dating but can't get dates when approaching girls in person?100% agreed. Things were different a decade or two ago, but these days opening with a line about gay fucking is a surefire way to get called a disgusting asshole. | /r/seduction | 19/05/22 11:41 PM |
| 1 | What's the most profound thing you've learned while dating?If you already know the girl, I'd just send a text. Otherwise, strippergram. | /r/seduction | 18/05/22 02:33 PM |
| 0 | How do you initiate touching on a date?Agreed, it's like how you can berate a woman until she cries and then she'll sleep with you if you convince her that you're sorry. | /r/seduction | 17/05/22 08:44 AM |
| -1 | How do you initiate touching on a date?What are dates but games of back-and-forth manipulation? I'm sure your dates have all had their moves strategized well in advance, just as you must have spent time developing exit plans and caching non-lethal weapons in various locations. | /r/seduction | 17/05/22 08:33 AM |
| 1 | What's the most profound thing you've learned while dating?I think you would get along with my oldest son. He's constantly getting laid with hipster girls over telegram. | /r/seduction | 16/05/22 10:54 PM |
| 13 | What's the most profound thing you've learned while dating?When you contact a girl for a booty call, it doesn't actually matter what you say. All that matters is whether you mail, fax, email, text, call, or video call. She'll decide based on that. | /r/seduction | 16/05/22 04:12 PM |
| 3 | What's the most profound thing you've learned while dating?No, Zelenskyy. | /r/seduction | 16/05/22 04:04 PM |
| 0 | Girl sent me a friend-zone text. How was my response? Would like to know for learning purposes.It's not the end of the world, but if you do it too often she'll start to get suspicious. I slipped up with my first wife and accidentally claimed to be feeling two contradictory things; she saw through the ruse immediately. Next thing I know, she's packing her things in a bag, crying that I never really loved her, and hurling insults like "sick fuck", "cheating asshole", "sociopath", "drug addict", "evil man with cold eyes", "harbinger of death", "fuckboy", and on and on. It's just not worth th… | /r/seduction | 13/05/22 03:02 AM |
| 4 | The Discourse around men's height is inaccurate and social media is preying upon your insecuritiesYou just have to flex your legs so they notice how tall you are. | /r/seduction | 08/05/22 02:20 AM |
| 6 | The Discourse around men's height is inaccurate and social media is preying upon your insecuritiesI'm 10.5" and insecure. | /r/seduction | 08/05/22 02:19 AM |
| 4 | Being nice vs friendly. Is there a difference?It also helps if you whisper "penis..." under your breath every few minutes. | /r/seduction | 07/05/22 05:08 PM |
| 2 | When a lady is bending over in front of you, is she giving a sign or am I overthinking?Well almost equal. Men like to smack each other's butts in the men's locker room, but it would be frowned upon for a man to do the same in the women's locker room. | /r/seduction | 07/05/22 02:25 PM |
| 11 | When a lady is bending over in front of you, is she giving a sign or am I overthinking?That being said, we are animals who share 98.7% of our DNA with bonobos. | /r/seduction | 07/05/22 02:18 PM |
| 5 | Daily reminder that a woman who is interested in you, will make it easy for you.https://youtu.be/kbSZMhGFsCU | /r/seduction | 06/05/22 06:47 PM |
| 14 | Men showing emotionExactly this. The one time I pretended to have emotions with a woman, she called me a demon and told me that my story would end in tragedy for everyone I hold dear. | /r/seduction | 13/04/22 04:41 PM |
| 79 | Most effective flirting tip for all (has never failed me!)Same here, I would leave my wife and kids for any woman who did this. | /r/seduction | 11/04/22 03:52 AM |
| 8 | I moved to a new city and I have this cougar looking neighbor... I left her a note in hope of her reaching out cause idk where to even start.In that case, the only solution is to leave more panty notes with different neighbors' names and numbers in them. That way she'll think it's just a fun community tradition. Alternatively, there's a chance that she'll see through this ruse, but you could just leave a second one from yourself saying that the last one wasn't you and to ignore it. | /r/seduction | 09/04/22 04:22 PM |
| 17 | I moved to a new city and I have this cougar looking neighbor... I left her a note in hope of her reaching out cause idk where to even start.After he gets caught, he should chase her down the street while repeatedly yelling that it's not what it looks like and he can explain. | /r/seduction | 09/04/22 04:16 PM |
| 1 | Accused of rape last year and haven't been able to recoverAre you implying that the existence of police departments is some kind of conspiracy theory? Criminal investigations do, in fact, exist. You’re starting to stray into pedantic territory Not even slightly. If you don't have a counterargument, just say that. We punish people for the crime they committed, not for the crime they accused others of Did you even read the linked Wikipedia article? | /r/seduction | 08/04/22 05:46 PM |
| 1 | Accused of rape last year and haven't been able to recoverBut there would be no way for the prosecution to prove that you accused them with the intent of having them killed. Sure there would. As in my hypothetical, you might have published a confession openly, or maybe someone gets you by wearing a wire. Keep in mind we're talking about a criminal investigation here; if it's prosecuted at all, there's a decent chance that detectives are getting involved. What’s the relevance of any of that? Any of what? I'm asking what you meant by writing "Okay and?" … | /r/seduction | 08/04/22 04:32 PM |
| 1 | Accused of rape last year and haven't been able to recoverYou can’t accuse someone of murder and expect them to get the death penalty. You still can in many jurisdictions. That's beside the point; malicious prosecution isn't specific to murder, and already exists as a tort. I'm suggesting that it be elevated from tort to crime in extreme cases (which you agreed with, mind you). Also, attempted murder once again receives a different sentence than actual murder. An equivalently lesser sentence makes sense to me, so long as it remains a crime. Okay and? O… | /r/seduction | 08/04/22 04:15 PM |
| 1 | Accused of rape last year and haven't been able to recoverIf someone attempts to have you executed, how is that morally different from attempted murder? Defamation is defamation. You could also sue someone for defamation, but that only covers the damage to your reputation. The way I would see this working, you would press charges for criminal malicious prosecution with the DA (with or without defamation among the list of charges); if they were to decline to prosecute, or lose the case, then you might consider filing a civil suit for defamation. | /r/seduction | 08/04/22 03:52 PM |
| 0 | Accused of rape last year and haven't been able to recover👍 | /r/seduction | 08/04/22 12:40 PM |
| 4 | Accused of rape last year and haven't been able to recoverSomeone who falsely accused another of a crime is not a violent crime. I was with you until this. Having someone imprisoned is no less violent or life-altering than raping them. The justice system errs in both directions. It happens. Brock Turner getting a slap on the wrist for rape was a travesty of justice, as is the fact that false accusers can walk away without answering for the harm they'd caused. Of course we don't want to discourage women from coming forward out of fear of legal blowback,… | /r/seduction | 08/04/22 04:48 AM |
| 2 | Escalation for dummies. Very short version.The trick is to give out a fake name. I probably have dozens of kids who think their dad is a mysterious swordsman named Jimmy Fitzsimmons. | /r/seduction | 16/03/22 04:33 PM |
| 5 | She doesn’t care that you’re “nice” lolSeems like you're contradicting yourself. The point I gathered from the post was "being nice is necessary but not sufficient", i.e. it's just the table stakes for a fulfilling social life. Now it sounds like you're saying "don't necessarily be nice". | /r/seduction | 19/02/22 09:12 PM |
| 2 | "My neighbors hate me"I'm sure she was just being honest. | /r/seduction | 10/02/22 12:01 AM |
| 10 | [deleted by user]If she doesn't respond by the weekend, you could always follow up with a message that you hope she's a better lay than [ex's name]. | /r/seduction | 07/02/22 06:40 AM |
| 30 | Has anyone here actually gotten laid at a club or bar?Pharmaceutical sales representative. | /r/seduction | 30/01/22 12:29 AM |
| 5 | Anyone who got fit and saw huge difference with women?Yup. Just grab a couple benches, a chain, and two 55lb kettlebells and you're good to go. | /r/seduction | 27/01/22 02:19 AM |
| 2 | How do I make the conversation sexier?https://youtu.be/-skZx5liyaM | /r/seduction | 24/01/22 10:24 PM |
| 12 | Gym girlsProbably. | /r/seduction | 20/01/22 03:15 AM |
| 1 | Gym girlsIf you're not sure, just walk by her while clearing your throat and see if she clears her throat in response. If you're still not sure, keep doing it. | /r/seduction | 20/01/22 12:57 AM |
| 3 | Weird technique that actually workedWhy limit yourself to one building when you can design a whole city? | /r/seduction | 02/01/22 06:56 PM |
| 5 | What to say if a girl says “I think you’re cute”?Exactly. I would just ask for consent before sending the first dick pic, but afterwards you're good to continue. | /r/seduction | 17/12/21 02:43 AM |
| 4 | He’s handsome, in good shape, has a good job, but women in his life don’t stick around. Trying to be a ‘catch’ is a Nice Guy mindset that doesn’t work long-termAgreed. Fuck the military-industrial complex. | /r/seduction | 11/12/21 02:18 AM |
| 18 | The reason women love men who appear somewhat disinterested in themDid you bring enough for everyone? | /r/seduction | 27/11/21 08:16 PM |
| 1 | How to stop being so seriousAre you guys talking about the outfit I recommended? It's a cosplay of Emiya Kiritsugu, who is very badass. | /r/seduction | 16/11/21 05:33 PM |
| 0 | How to stop being so seriousHave you tried changing the way you dress? For example, this would be a very smart outfit to help sell your dark and mysterious persona; I would just fill your closet with that. Another suggestion would be to start hitting the gym, if you don't already. It's going to be hard to pull this off in a way that makes you seem badass without muscles to back it up. Your behavior also needs to be more consistent for this to work. Rather than an awkward smile, you should suppress any emotional reaction, p… | /r/seduction | 16/11/21 08:33 AM |
| 42 | Can I ask for casual sex?The trick is that you have to eat an apple while you're saying it. That way you sound more casual. | /r/seduction | 06/11/21 08:37 PM |
| 47 | [deleted by user]Yeah, it's really not that big a deal. Next time you go you can just wear a ski mask and sunglasses. | /r/seduction | 29/10/21 06:01 PM |
| 33 | [deleted by user]Back in my day the class demon whisperer would always get mad pussy. | /r/seduction | 04/09/21 02:59 AM |
| 78 | [deleted by user]I would go further than that. Develop a reputation as the cool dude who talks to entities that no one else can perceive, not just everyone. | /r/seduction | 04/09/21 01:55 AM |
| -13 | Reddit is anonymous, so no need to lie: be honest and tell me. How old are you? How many girls have you had sex with/dated through cold approach? In what time span? And how attractive do people consider you?1. Zero. None. Not in the slightest. To be fair, it's probably for the best that someone your age hasn't had sex yet. Congratulations on learning to read and write so quickly! | /r/seduction | 01/09/21 06:54 AM |
| 1 | Want to seduce this guy i see at the gym occasionally lmao 🤣The trick is to have one gym membership for working out and a second one for hitting on women. | /r/seduction | 28/08/21 11:31 PM |
| 1 | [deleted by user]I'll have to let my wife know. | /r/seduction | 26/08/21 06:03 AM |
| 2 | [deleted by user]What I like to do is send the dick pic from a burner phone and leave her voice messages in a vaguely foreign accent, and then depending on how she reacts I'll either say it was me or destroy the burner phone and deny responsibility if asked. | /r/seduction | 26/08/21 05:43 AM |
| 7 | Need a smooth answer for when she asks the question "Who do you think you are?"At first I thought you were quoting this guy. | /r/seduction | 25/08/21 03:13 AM |
| 4 | Need a smooth answer for when she asks the question "Who do you think you are?"That's when you catch her off guard and hit her with a neg while she's not looking. | /r/seduction | 25/08/21 03:05 AM |
| 0 | Had sex with this girl before. Now going to her place to ‘watch a movie’ at 9PM. Do I go empty handed?I would bring cash just in case. | /r/seduction | 02/07/21 06:28 AM |
| 1 | I approached 14 girls and got rejected 6 timesMy brain somehow mentally filled in a blank with "-year-old" on my first pass of the title. I'm still shook. | /r/seduction | 27/06/21 03:19 AM |
| 23 | Left my number on her truckIf anything, it's way creepier when I cold approach women in public and offer them $80 for sex. | /r/seduction | 19/06/21 01:57 AM |
| 6 | Got a girls number when I wasn’t even trying toIt's like how Austin Rogers on Jeopardy referred to his "partner" once or twice and everyone assumed he was gay (myself included), then he returned for the tournament of champions and made a point of clarifying that he was straight and married to a female wife. | /r/seduction | 20/04/21 02:22 PM |
| 8 | The game is simple.. try to get rejectedWhat also works extremely well is offering women $80 to go home with you, but the catch is that if they say yes you need to actually have $80. | /r/seduction | 25/03/21 03:23 PM |
| 2 | The game is simple.. try to get rejectedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Losing_chess | /r/seduction | 25/03/21 03:20 PM |
| 7 | Ability To Cold Approach = SuperpowerI walked into Hell. I unleashed decades worth of vengeance. I may be dripping in sin and hypocrisy, but commanding a woman to follow me to my second house is nothing compared to the untethered rage that lights my heart ablaze. | /r/seduction | 23/01/21 02:37 PM |
| 9 | A big misconception a lot of guys have about their looksa woman that spans a million acre forest I see you've met my mother-in-law. | /r/seduction | 03/01/21 02:10 AM |
| 5 | How to get any girl you want, period.Let's be honest here. You can get a great girl any day of the week with a little bit of persistence, a nice smile, a decent body, your own flat, and $80. It's just a numbers game. | /r/seduction | 11/12/20 08:29 PM |
| 2 | My ex broke up with me saying that I texted him too much. I decided to write a program to analyze our text and using hard data to show him wrongI found a video of OP | /r/seduction | 08/12/20 08:57 AM |
| 3 | Exercise to get over you paralyzing fear.The trick is to cheat first, so when she cheats she doesn't get the satisfaction of feeling like she won. | /r/seduction | 06/12/20 12:14 AM |
| 3 | What's a great substitute for handshakes when meeting women for the first time?Squirt a dollop of sanitizer into your hand before the handshake, then rub it all over each other's hand. | /r/seduction | 29/10/20 03:26 PM |
| 1 | Girl skips question for a dateYeah, $80 is usually enough. | /r/seduction | 09/10/20 05:08 PM |
| -5 | Girl skips question for a dateExactly. If she doesn't already like you, just offer her some cash or move on. It's not worth the time. | /r/seduction | 09/10/20 05:11 AM |
| 1 | Personal trainers of seddit, what body fat percentage does a client need to hit before you go for the F-close?Most personal trainers are rather fit. | /r/seduction | 08/09/19 04:26 PM |
| 1 | What do y'all think of this pickup line?Honestly I think it might weird some women out if I went into even a mildly extended monologue while introducing myself. I'll just remember to make that my first text any time I get a woman's number. | /r/seduction | 18/03/19 10:30 PM |
| 3 | What do y'all think of this pickup line?Not really, I am extremely wealthy so $80 isn't a problem for me. | /r/seduction | 16/03/19 01:04 PM |
| 2 | What do y'all think of this pickup line?Would it be better if I didn't admit to noticing her from across the room and instead just tripped over her foot and pretended it was an accident? | /r/seduction | 16/03/19 12:50 PM |
| 2 | What do y'all think of this pickup line?Which part do you think I should change to avoid slapping? | /r/seduction | 16/03/19 12:49 PM |
| 5 | What do y'all think of this pickup line?Even so that's 40%, which is 40% more pussies than I was getting before. | /r/seduction | 16/03/19 12:48 PM |
| 1 | The most important advice given to me by my father (without which I'd have never been conceived!)Thank you lad. There just isn't enough move in the lads of today... | /r/seduction | 28/01/14 07:08 PM |
| 1 | The most important advice given to me by my father (without which I'd have never been conceived!)That he is, lad. That he is... | /r/seduction | 20/12/13 04:43 AM |
| 1 | The most important advice given to me by my father (without which I'd have never been conceived!)This concerns me greatly... | /r/seduction | 20/12/13 12:43 AM |
| 0 | The most important advice given to me by my father (without which I'd have never been conceived!)I'm proud of you lad. | /r/seduction | 19/12/13 04:41 PM |
| 1 | The most important advice given to me by my father (without which I'd have never been conceived!)I'm terribly concerned; just do the move already! You will never understand the magnitude of my concern... | /r/seduction | 19/12/13 04:41 PM |
| 2 | The most important advice given to me by my father (without which I'd have never been conceived!)I'm concerned, my man; The Move is not something one should leave to chance! Alas, lad, my father never did pick up my mother. He failed to seduce her as a lad but ended up donating sperm to her by chance. | /r/seduction | 19/12/13 04:39 PM |
| 7 | The most important advice given to me by my father (without which I'd have never been conceived!)Lad, you don't understand... I'm speaking of The Move. | /r/seduction | 19/12/13 04:37 PM |
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