SoFastMuchFurious Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
6	"I'll blow 18 random guys, but not you"	Cock Carousel Rider	SoFastMuchFurious	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/06/20 06:29 PM
5	When you ask how many sausages she's eaten before she decided to settle down		SoFastMuchFurious	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	31/05/21 07:42 PM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	"6'4 is my jam" "You're rude and a douchebag and NOT MY TYPE, I'm offended on behalf of women everywhere, what a lazy pig, I know what I'm worth. That being said, you're tall so I'm greased up"	/r/PussyPassDenied	03/06/22 07:20 PM
2	Maybe if I cry next time I get pulled over I’ll get a free pass Dealing with the consequences of my actions is LITERALLY THE WORST	/r/PussyPassDenied	03/06/22 06:17 AM
1	So a friend of mine sent me this. His answer is rude and her isn't? i love pizza	/r/PussyPassDenied	25/05/22 05:27 AM
2	Former Teacher, 38, was charged with 30 counts of sexual abuse, eight counts of sodomy and two counts of traveling to meet with a child for an unlawful sex act. The victim was a girl. 30 days paid administrative leave, 10 hours community service	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/11/21 12:40 AM
4	Rape, and the male experience Ugh, people with their level-headed wisdom and forethought, trying to make the world a better place, IT JUST MAKES ME SO MAD 🤣🤣🤣	/r/LeftWingMaleAdvocates	22/07/21 04:39 PM
9	Rape, and the male experience I won't tell you to turn her in or cause a fuss, because it's your decision. All I'll say is I'm sorry that happened. You didn't deserve it, it WASN'T YOUR FAULT, and we're here for you. I've survived some shitty things too. If you need to talk about it, please PM me, anytime. You don't have to suffer alone, king 👑	/r/LeftWingMaleAdvocates	22/07/21 04:12 PM
1	Being a white man in online (left wing) spaces and its affect on mental health I'm mocking the purple hairs that scream and shriek whenever anyone tries to stand up for men	/r/LeftWingMaleAdvocates	20/07/21 05:28 AM
3	Feminists claim to help men too- when have you last heard a feminist talk about circumcision or any male issue? Higher insurance rates	/r/LeftWingMaleAdvocates	20/07/21 03:56 AM
2	Who wants this 22 year old pregnant, pansexual who’s hobbies include wine and smoking weed? it ain't	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/05/21 06:02 AM
1	I know my worth (and also have a burning desire for a pampered lifestyle) "I want to live with purpose, that's why I want you to buy me sparklies"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/04/21 08:30 PM
1	28 [or 27 year old] hyperfertile trollop with 6, soon to be 7, anklehangers. Looking for marriage 7 kids too late. Must have a car to carry her growing clan about. [Resubmited to meet guidelines] Jesus woman, you didn't figure out the connection the first five times?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/04/21 08:22 PM
2	It's insulting to insinuate that our times equivalent to the cost of coffee. Perhaps less if they expect us to pay for our own. Just charge $50 every time you tell her that the other bitches at work aren't as smart as she is	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/04/21 08:16 PM
1	It's insulting to insinuate that our times equivalent to the cost of coffee. Perhaps less if they expect us to pay for our own. Soooo how much by the hour then? 👀	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/04/21 08:15 PM
2	Welcome to Tinder at your 30's Also a notarized statement that you're at least 9 feet tall, she wants to wear those heels	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/04/21 08:14 PM
2	Who wants this 22 year old pregnant, pansexual who’s hobbies include wine and smoking weed? Can you imagine those hideous claws on yo dick	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/04/21 08:08 PM
5	Bad news for the South Asian bros: this queen has priced herself out of the market Buy a vibrator and then complain it isn't > 6 feet	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	09/04/21 07:29 PM
1	Rave festival party girl, professional dancer with a fondness for rope bondage is done with hookups. All that aside, astrology horseshit on the front page is an automatic, unforgivable nope	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	03/04/21 12:01 AM
1	Another girl asking for everything, while contributing absolutely nothing. Can I accuse her of fetishizing my white skin now?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	03/04/21 12:00 AM
1	Classic - Woman wants a Man. She uses a stupid Reddit dating strategy which causes her to reject any men who want her. She wants to contribute nothing (friendship, business, loyalty) to the relationship. And of course she attributes this failure to find a suitable man to lack of High Value Men. I came	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/04/21 11:58 PM
1	What's your kids to age threshold? Never heard of a woman who likes to travel before	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/04/21 11:55 PM
1	42 year old tall order technical assistant who has nothing to offer except a list of wants longer than your typical villain from a comic book movie Is that all?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/04/21 11:51 PM
1	Women spend thousands of dollars a year on "beauty" treatments so they can slow down the aging process. Of course men need to pay for it because patriarchy. Enjoy the weekend! Bitch get a job	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/04/21 11:50 PM
1	A true pussypassdenied moment Oh those poor women, not being able to survive off two blurry, poorly-lit lewds a month! That must be super exhausting	/r/PussyPassDenied	09/03/21 05:37 AM
1	You see? It’s not just all bad men The one good side to all this is women are so fucking dumb and thirsty for attention that they'll do anything as long as there's a camera. Can you imagine a man filming himself raping someone, identifying himself and his workplace IN THE VIDEO and then posting it to snapchat or whatever? Social media is a natural selection amplifier	/r/PussyPassDenied	09/03/21 05:34 AM
1	A typical FDS poster and the proper response "I'm a small business owner, are you interested in a new opportunity hun?"	/r/PussyPassDenied	09/03/21 05:30 AM
1	Begone Thot! Depends on the people. I know a couple that makes over a half million between the two of them, and they live in a tiny house because they're frantic about saving up to retire. I also know hundreds of 18-21s who have ten cases of expensive makeup and $800 shoes and no food to eat	/r/PussyPassDenied	09/03/21 05:09 AM
1	Saskatoon woman, 25, was charged with sexual assault, sexual Interference, invitation to sexual touching, distributing child pornography, making child pornography, committing a sexual offence against a child, attempt to commit a sexual offence against a child, bestiality. Victims: 2 girls aged 2 - 4 Let me guess, sentenced to 30 hours community service	/r/PussyPassDenied	09/03/21 04:03 AM
1	"I am a single mother in my 30's. I lost my job during the pandemic and I [sell my skank ass online] to pay rent and feed myself and my young child. I'd prefer NON-SEXUAL friendship, but won't respond to non-purchase inquiries." They should make a new app that's just built for searching for simps, get all the onlyfans off Tinder	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	12/11/20 08:15 PM
1	Single mom hoping to lure the perfect guy using virtuous pictures and 100% honesty. /s because that picture really screams christian virtue to me! Fucking rekkkkttttttttt	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/07/20 01:50 AM
4	“My DMs broke if you are.” For all men who haven't realized: "adventures" means she wants you to be rich	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/06/20 03:50 PM
3	26 with 3 kids. Wants a MAN, not a boy. Specifically, a man that is willing to come 4th because her “kids come first, if you can’t handle that don’t bother.” "I want a man" === "I'm tired of blowing guys for weed, now I wanna blow a guy for a house"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/06/20 03:48 PM
3	I want a Betabux RIGHT NOW!! Sorry Susie Q, I can buy a lot of guns and pussy with the money it would cost to fuel your instagram travel blog.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/06/20 02:48 PM
3	Seriously, Why Can't I Find A Decent Man? 😭😂 "He could be the hottest guy in the world and still not be good enough" "Why can't I meet anyone??????" Hmmmm.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/06/20 02:47 PM
8	In the Dictionary under: WhereAreAllTheGoodMen Geez, four rapid-fire punches, I'm reeling on the ropes from this combo	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/06/20 03:47 AM
1	Don't let her fool you! Never heard of a woman saying "haha I'm crazy" before	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	14/06/20 10:58 PM
2	Illiterate whore from Twitter needs a few corrections to remind us that the best way to a woman's heart is with your wallet. (Also, "less" is used for mass nouns and "fewer" is used for countable things.) Do not go looking for the original on any platform. ...So you sell your pussy and STILL can't make ends meet? Any main street Chicago hooker can make it work. Either your prices are way too high, or the goods just ain't measuring up	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	14/06/20 10:57 PM
5	I know about assets, but I never learned liabilities "I'm done raising men, I wanna be raised BY a man"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	14/06/20 10:56 PM
10	Do you want to date a woman? You must meet her 6-6-6 criteria and your domicile must reflect your financial status to ride this ride. Bitch I've got bigger problems. Imagine having so many perfect suitors to choose from, that you have to narrow it down with nonsense like this. This is like when a hiring manager doesn't know anything about the job he's staffing, so he just says "oh and you need a Master's degree, doesn't matter what field". It's obvious: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/06/20 06:34 PM
1	Take a Shot for Every Red Flag You Spot! That's a helluva sales pitch!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/06/20 12:40 AM
1	Shortage of eligible men has left women taking desperate steps to preserve their fertility, experts say Maybe telling all these women that they deserve 6'3, 6 figures and a BMW or better fucked with their standards... hmm...	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	01/06/20 12:54 AM
195	Tinder Experiment: 18 year old woman says "men have it easy on tinder", makes a male profile with devastating results. Wait a minute, you aren't supposed to say men have difficulties! THATS RACIST	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/05/20 10:45 PM
44	After a long and painful splattering of verbal diarrhea, her conclusion is - aaarrrrggghhh! Man up goise and fulfill your evolutionary role to take care of her skyrocketing demands. Let's see: Asking women out is rape You have four kids from four different fathers You have height and salary requirements You started your sales pitch by calling me an infant or a piece of shit	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/05/20 10:07 PM
8	For those of you wondering, her ex was a fuckboy who wouldn't commit, now she's looking for a bailout. Sit down sonny, daddy's talking. "Penetrate and defenestrate".	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/12/19 12:30 AM
31	For those of you wondering, her ex was a fuckboy who wouldn't commit, now she's looking for a bailout. Yo I got a new one... fertilize and say goodbyes	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/12/19 05:20 PM
3	She's raising a QUEEN people "And it better be Toyota or better!"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/12/19 07:57 PM
1	"What happened to 'happy wife happy life'?" I've never heard a woman talk about her wedding without saying "ever since I was a little girl.................filler and that's why it should be X dollars or more"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/07/19 02:54 AM