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10

It’s because obesity is on a massive rise and men don’t want to date fat women. It’s that simple.
/r/MensRights04/03/23 05:33 AM
23

It is unbelievable. In my town this describes like 80% of the women I come across. The go from tanning salon receptionist, then to nursing school for a year, then work a retail job at the mall, then bartend, then becomes a real estate agent for three months, then massage school, then serving, then front desk at like an auto body shop.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/23 10:16 PM
8

I totally missed her age at first and figure she had to be in her 40’s. When I scrolled back up and saw she was only 26… that’s a rough 26!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/23 02:11 PM
22

One time one of our female benefit coordinators took like four months off to recover from getting a tummy tuck after have kids. Never mine the fact she was only like 26 and just could have worked out instead but was too fat and lazy to lose the weight naturally. Anyways, none of her work was reassigned to anyone while she was gone. Why? Because she wasn’t doing anything in the first place.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/22 12:29 AM
26

When I had to work in an office with mostly all females in an HR department it was awful. All day long they just took turns coming into my office to tell me about what they watched on TV last night, their kid’s little league game, something their husband/boyfriend did/didn’t do, their upcoming vacation, their daughter’s wedding plans, etc… they never did anything…besides eating all day. It was a smorgasbord of candy, brownies, donuts, cakes, pies, cookies, ice cream, pop, and chocolate all day l…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/22 12:25 AM
72

Well actually working remote it’s great. Just me working like 2-3 hours a day makes it seem like I’m a superstar compared to all my lazy female co-workers. I spend most of my work hours either working out, playing with my dog or just goofing around. It’s great!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/22 02:43 PM
43

It’s amazing to me how many women write stuff like this on their profiles like they are positive selling points. “Oh good! A fat single mom who was beaten for 6 1/2 years! Where do I sign up?”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/22 01:57 PM
118

As a male who works in Human Resources I can already tell you she does about 15 minutes of actual work a day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/22 01:54 PM
5

A true legend gone too soon!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/22 12:33 AM
9

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the women on dating apps have the most ridiculous low level jobs possible. Assistant Daycare Specialist, Certified Nurses Aid, Hotel Desk Clerk, Customer Service Rep, Spa Receptionist, Gas Station Clerk, etc…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/22 06:26 PM
1

You’re sadly right. Tattoo discrimination will soon be a thing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/22 04:20 PM
132

Also: “I’m into men who make terrible decisions about their appearance, blow money to have someone draw on them, and limit their job opportunities with neck tattoos.”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/22 03:28 PM
24

It’s always the uglier one!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/22 04:08 PM
47

My mom would laugh and have me institutionalized if I brought this home.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/22 01:40 PM
2

Wow, after all these years I never realized this. That totally makes sense. I feel enlightened! Thank you!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 10:45 PM
9

So I looked up the lyrics to her favorite song. "Drink To Much Wine" by Sophia Scott. Even if you take out the parts about drinking and smoking weed (which is like 75% of the lyrics) the rest of the lyrics are about an awful woman basically. Gossip with the Stepford wives I can hit the town and lose my fucking mind I curse like a sinner I am what I ain't, I won't apologize Break a couple things Talk a little shit Be careful with the words I say Or I can run my mouth and set you right I put my ma…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 06:22 PM
7

Sadly I wish I met more women like this. Where I live they never leave and anchor themselves here with some Jiffy Lube Jeff's kid at 19. There's no education or job history at all no matter if you meet them at 25 or 45. Always just about to enroll somewhere to get either a degree in nursing or hair styling!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 06:07 PM
9

Only half? Where I live that eliminates like 90%. Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 05:26 PM
14

I live in Iowa and can attest 100% of what you say is true. It’s almost impossible here to see a fit women with a fit man. You constantly see couples where the woman is 50 pounds plus heavier than their husband/boyfriend but she’s like nine inches shorter. The women here are built like wine barrels. When I travel to larger cities I’ll go days without even seeing an overweight woman. I joke that I don’t even really need to memorize what gate I’m flying out of airports when returning to Iowa. Just…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 05:23 PM
10

The delusion is incredible. I live in Iowa and most the women here on dating apps or just in general are obese beyond belief. They all have a kid somehow by like 22 as well. They all think they “deserve” a six, six, six like you said. None of them ever get one though. They are all past the wall and have no idea.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 05:15 PM
18

The jobs women list on dating sites never cease to amaze me. 90% of them are in the lowest level job possible. Hotel desk clerk, nurses assistant, photographer assistant, tanning salon receptionist, call center rep, barista, dog walker, etc…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 12:22 PM
23

22 with a body of a 50 year old already.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 03:39 PM
2

The titles of these posts never cease to amaze me!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/22 05:15 PM
3

I've read many articles about this as well. Stadiums and arenas are having to lose seats because they have to make them bigger. There was a story recently of a boat capsizing because the capacity limit (let's say 100 people) was based on old 1960's weight averages that a human being's average weight was 160 pounds. They packed in 100 obese people at 200 plus and the boat couldn't take the weight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/22 05:54 PM
6

Well I live in the Midwest and the women here are out of control with the obesity. It’s getting to the point where it’s rare to see a woman under 200 pounds where I live. So since they are all fat and deep down know chiseled Chad isn’t going to go for them at all, they just say they love dad bods because that’s all they can get.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/22 01:16 PM
7

I’ve seen it a million times as well. I live in the Midwest and the obesity here is out of control. They can’t even walk. It’s some sort of waddle. People are so fat here that I literally suffer from second hand obesity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/22 06:28 AM
7

This is amazing. So true and had me laughing for 10 minutes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/22 02:30 AM
8

You hear a lot of women claims they love "dad bods" but you never hear a man say they love "mom bods."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/22 02:27 AM
21

It’s amazing on the dating apps how many fat women post pictures of them eating food. Like we don’t want to see that. Let’s see a photo of them running a race.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/22 07:51 PM
62

Why would she think anyone would want this?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/22 03:59 PM
3

I always love when they have “sometimes” listed for their workout habits. Sometimes when? Like once 15 years ago you did yoga for 10 minutes?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/22 01:24 PM
30

She don’t need a guy to take her lunch. She needs a guy to take her to the gym.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/22 01:21 PM
29

This idiot’s husband left her eight years ago giving her plenty of time to exercise and lose weight. But of course that’s take effort so it’s not an option.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/22 01:18 PM
4

Anytime Fitness t-shirt on in first photo. No way she’s ever gone once.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/22 02:39 PM
4

Her spelling and grammar is shockingly amazing compared to what we usually see on here! Still a mess but glad to see proper English for once!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/22 11:55 PM
7

Disgusting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/22 08:16 AM
9

Only women with IQ’s below 80 think it’s cute to stick their tongue out in photos.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/22 01:28 PM
3

“Sometimes” for exercise means she thought about working out once.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/22 01:05 PM
1

I was guessing she was 44 until I got the second slide and saw it was 24. 😳
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 01:22 PM
4

I wouldn’t even look at the woman if I saw her out at the bar. She’s like a 4 in the looks department.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 01:15 PM
6

Nothing hotter than a woman with six kids who never works out at all. 🤮
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 12:20 PM
56

That’s a face only a mother could love.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 12:48 PM
2

Did she push away from him because of the bus incident with the other guy?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/21 04:19 PM
16

Jesus this is so true. I’ve sat around a group of women before and this exact thing happened. One girl mentioned a guy was gross to her and next thing you know they are all sharing their “sexual assault” stories. Half seemed made up on the spot or like you said, not an actual serious situation. “20 years about my boyfriend was drunk at his frat house and tried kissing me,” type of stories. You can never question an abused women, they all validate each other to believe it’s true.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/21 03:58 PM
2

Look at that gunt!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 06:40 PM
4

What the hell is she talking about with “hidden food?”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/10/21 05:41 PM
15

Always a classic!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 04:47 AM
3

Likes to cook and bake!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 01:23 AM
48

We can totally accept you are a curvy larger lady. But you are going to have to accept no one wants a homeschooled land whale with kids with terrible grammar skills.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/09/21 10:16 PM
33

She probably also weighs 245, is 5’3” and looks like Marty Feldman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/21 03:48 PM
45

Whenever someone claims they attempted suicide, I always think of this old Seinfeld joke. “The thing I don't understand about the suicide person is the people who try to commit suicide, for some reason they don't die, and that's it. They stop trying. Why don't they just keep trying? What's changed? Is their life any better now? No. In fact. it's worse, because now they've found out here's one more thing you stink at. And that's why these people don't succeed in life to begin with. They give up t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/21 03:44 PM
130

Sits at home all day screwing around on her phone, watching TV, eating garbage.... “Why doesn’t Chad Unconditional Love Thundercock show up on my doorstep?”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/21 02:01 PM
5

Profile reads like what a 13 year old would be looking for. And she’s bringing a child into the world.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 09:38 PM
5

Tattoos, Astrology, Love Anime.... she’s still a child.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/21 12:13 AM
28

I love her self dates list. Literally just eating dinner at home is an accomplishment for her. Plus watching TV and drinking while doing it. Like wouldn’t this have already been her normal routine anyways? Eating and laying around? It’s not like she was training for a decathlon before this. How sad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 04:37 PM
5

Looks like that lame 90's cartoon character Doug.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 04:53 PM
6

Looks like W.C. Fields with a terrible wig on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 02:23 PM
4

They posting this on Facebook? Wtf? Can you even be a sperm donor at 16?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/21 01:12 PM
8

Plus the nose rings, chest tats, obese, non-natural hair color (like blue), and no mention of job. All NPC.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/21 07:53 PM
13

Looks like she’s 35.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/21 01:41 AM
5

Just one of her legs is larger than both of my legs combined.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/21 12:11 PM
23

I had one of these dating agencies contact me to put me in their male pool for the women to select from. They told me the women pay $5000 to join but for the men it was free. I do happen to meet the 6666 club for men so I filled out a bio and submitted a few pictures. The results were hilarious and shocking. It was mostly women like this woman. Looks around a 2 or 3 with a huge laundry list of requirements and 90% of them were divorced with kids. Even sadder was I knew quite a few of the women a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 11:20 AM
3

Every woman I meet breaks down within 5 minutes of any conversation to complain about her ex husband or ex boyfriend’s. If I applied this same standard I wouldn’t get to the end of any 1st date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/21 02:54 PM
2

What’s an, “Unemployed Business Owner?” Good grief. Also other signs of The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse... Astrology, Mental Health Awareness, is a 2 asking for a hairless 10, and clearly lying about her age unless she’s slept outside in the sun her whole life to get her skin to look like that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/21 03:45 PM
2

“How about me what?” This moron had no idea what he could have possibly been asking her back? Good grief.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 01:56 PM
2

Where does one find pregnancy clothing with snakes on them? Or just an old nightclub dress?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/21 10:29 PM
2

...at Walmart. That’s an immediate swipe left before I even need to read anything else.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/21 11:15 PM
9

Like 9 out 10 women I know don’t do anything besides watch TV for 8 hours at night and eat junk food all day. The few that have jobs make terrible money or have work at home jobs where they just play on the Internet all day. Almost all of them are overweight and in terrible shape. No one wants to date that no matter how “interesting” they think they are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/21 01:23 PM
8

Fat, smokes cigs, some other guy’s kid and also horrendous grammar. She’s a -5 on the 1 to 10 scale.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/21 10:27 PM
4

🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/21 09:38 PM
1

I didn’t even read her text. Once I saw the nose ring in the pic my thumb automatically swiped left out of habit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 10:03 PM
12

All these woman are the same. Crappy looking tattoos, nose rings, fat, has kids, bad teeth, terrible low paying jobs, no education beyond high school, and “sometimes” exercise means they did yoga once in the past year for five minutes. They all think they deserve the Prince of Monaco but even Jiffy Lube Jeff wouldn’t touch this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/21 08:02 PM
14

If she actually looked like a model it wouldn’t have been a problem at all. Plus how bad is her choice in men she likes if one them turns out to be a pimp? She’s probably at best a 4.5 out of 10 in reality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/21 08:05 PM
74

Half way in the grave and the dating mind of a 19 year old.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/21 03:17 PM
3

I love how she claims she never can be thin. Yes, you can. Put the candy shovel down and eat a salad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/21 11:16 PM
1

“Smart.” Can’t even type using proper spacing of the commas in the same sentence.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/21 09:48 PM
3

Has the grammar of someone who dropped out of high school.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 07:29 PM
5

Who is even ghosting her? That means someone made contact once.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 10:36 PM
6

Which one? Fat or black? Probably both!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/21 11:38 PM
8

Exactly. Thinks this is attractive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/21 11:12 PM
7

It just keeps getting worst as you read down.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/21 11:10 PM
4

The Iron Islands are a tough place to grow up. But even someone this rough looking would have be sacrified to the Drowned God at childbirth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/21 03:53 AM
3

You would have to be on drugs and an alcoholic to date this land whale.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/21 03:47 AM
3

I don’t know one man that has even found short hair dyed the colors of Trix cereal attractive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 03:57 PM
2

I’m glad she loves comedy because this entire profile has me dying laughing. 24 with two kids, going to Bartending School and already one her first failed marriage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/21 02:57 PM
8

I mean she has a mustache. 🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/21 05:19 AM
1

I don’t feel sorry for her at all but imagine the quality of the idiotic men that actually meet up with her. She’s so jaded because she literally dates 1’s.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 05:29 AM
15

I’d show up with a bag of McDonald’s and a $5 dollar bill to go towards her three month past due cell phone bill.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/21 05:55 PM
2

Why do they all have nose piercings? 🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/12/20 10:54 PM
2

Good luck with that!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/20 02:09 AM
1

I wish I could send this to every spinster I know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/20 12:49 AM
23

User Name: “IAmPerfect” “A Few Extra Pounds”, and a hog ring in her nose. Assuming she’s trying to say she’s a “Boss Bitch” but is so dumb she uses four “*” instead of five. She’s literally a 1 out of a 10.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/20 09:06 PM
12

Haha. I just remember being shocked while also trying not to laugh. I just thought to myself, “Well I’ll never touch you with a ten foot pole anyways.” She of course was terrible at her job and was fired weeks later.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/20 08:53 PM
24

I’ll never forget a few years ago when I was in my mid 30’s and I was talking to a female co-worker who was about 25, two kids, two different dads, never married, small town white trash and in terrible physical shape and we were talking about dating. She found out in conversation that I had never been married and had no kids. She literally said to me, “I would never trust a guy who has never been married and didn’t have any kids.” Like.... what? Yes honey, I would be a much better guy if I spend…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/20 05:34 PM
21

She got pregnant the first time at like 19. How could her stomach have been one of her best assets? She was a god damn teenager the last time she even had a flat stomach.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/20 12:50 PM
11

So she’s ugly and mommy and daddy left her a house and she thinks she’s amazing. Next.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/20 12:14 PM
9

It just looks terrible in general. Plus on heavier set women it looks like they are the Incredible Hulk bursting out of their pants. Women just look better in actual pants.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/20 11:20 PM
14

I refuse to date women who wear pre ripped jeans.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/20 12:42 PM
16

With the obesity rates in America all we have are 3’s and 4’s who think they are 8’s.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 10:46 PM
3

I’m going to just take a wild guess that she’s a low value women in every aspect of her life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 10:45 PM
6

She’s a “former actress!” I wasted five minutes of my life looking at her website, Instagram and Facebook. She’s totally average on the looks side. No decent guy wants to date a blogger who writes Junior High level “Where is love?” articles that take two minutes to read and posts stupid quote memes all over her social media. Imagine going on a date with her and then finding this stuff on the internet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 01:13 PM
2

One of my favorite things about OLD is how many women have just the worst jobs possible. Jobs I don’t even think about existing because literally no one I know personally works anything but white collar jobs or they are successful business owners. I couldn’t imagine explaining to anyone I was dated a 29 year old cake decorator with three kids. 🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 12:29 PM
4

She can’t even spell right. Writes “women” and it should be “woman.”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 12:21 PM
12

How is going to the gym and getting ripped/in-shape not an accomplishment?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/06/20 01:08 PM
13

“Put in as much effort as me!”’ Can’t even smile for her photo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/20 02:11 PM
2

She has to be a classy woman to even post that in the first place right?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/20 12:53 PM
281

Texting guys down the hall to find out what their room number is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/20 06:24 PM
7

When did she even have time to strip if she was pregnant for about 3 years and then I hopefully assume wasn’t back in the pole right away with the baby fat?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/20 09:39 PM
2

Dude, I’m in my 30’s. 🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/20 08:18 PM
3

I remember when I was 23. All the women I knew where graduating college and none had any children at all. Now every 23 year old has a GED and three kids. Sad times.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/20 09:00 PM
26

This sounds like what a 12 year old girl would write if they were pretending they had a child. This person sounds dumber than a shoe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/20 10:09 PM
6

It’s rural Iowa so she safe from Tyrone and Juan. But she’s surrounded by Jiffy Lube Jeff’s and Meth Head Billy Bob’s so she’s still doomed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 10:29 PM
3

This is a total blue collar simp type.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 07:41 PM
9

It’s rural Iowa. Hard to coal mine out there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 07:41 PM
2

Excellent point!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 05:13 PM
1

Or the state should just take them after the 2nd to put them in good homes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 03:39 PM
14

You would think? But apparently “old school” involved “serendipitous events” which are unplanned fortunate discoveries. I guess that means she had at least four unplanned discoveries and looking for number five?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 02:51 PM
13

Doesn’t list one thing she bringing to the table at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 02:33 PM
31

I don’t think I even met someone who smokes “often” and just never drinks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 02:05 PM
24

Maybe some free food when her shift ends at Taco John’s?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 01:56 PM
33

I’m sure she takes off every Sunday from Taco John’s to make sure she never misses Sunday service.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 01:54 PM
2

Will do and repost!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 01:38 PM
10

“I love Jesus!” = Bat shit crazy and dumb
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/20 09:13 PM
17

In the Midwest, Yes. Reminds me of a joke I heard once. Guy #1: “I’m okay with dating women with kids I guess.” Guy #2: “Oh really? I know the perfect dating app to meet single moms.” Guy #1: “Which one?” Guy #2: “All of them.”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/20 02:47 PM
25

This is exactly what women do in my town who go to “events” and try “everything.” They just stand there in a big circle and hope some guy comes up to them and then follows the Disney courtship script.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/20 05:22 PM
3

I used to work for the government doing audits of section 8 low income apartments for the entire state. I would physically go to the apartments to check on the units to make sure the water was running, power worked, etc... I would estimate 80% of the apartments I would go into would be single mom beauty school dropouts in their early 20’s. A majority of the time I would find the apartments just trashed with garbage and booze bottles everywhere. Usually the mom would be passed out (we would usual…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/20 12:51 PM
24

You know what’s better that having a “hot mom status?” How about being a hot female no kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/20 12:07 PM
53

Any woman who thinks posting a picture with their tongue out is attractive is an imbecile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/20 03:29 PM
3

Sorry JoJo, that’s a NoNo for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/20 01:55 PM
13

I love how she thinks unattractive guys don’t have personalities. As if Chad at the gym who totally ignores her then must have an amazing personality! Also moving to a bigger city is just going to be worst for her looking like that. She’s not going to suddenly be hotter in a larger city.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/20 02:11 PM
2

Anyone who I’ve ever come across who says, “I wear my heart on my sleeve,” ends up being a complete idiot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/20 09:33 PM
7

No job, broke, claims to have some medical condition and her plan is to become YouTube and Instagram famous. If a 34 year old guy was in the same position no woman would date him at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/20 04:32 PM
3

This is the body of someone that has never exercised a day in their life since they were last forced to in gym class her senior year in high school.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/20 03:50 PM
15

She can’t even balance her glasses on her face correctly but she wants $300k a year. Gonna have to pass on this one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/20 03:46 PM
1

I love how these women are so dumb that they constantly meet men who don’t have cars and have to mention that in their dating profile. I literally have never met a man who doesn’t own a car yet these women know tons of guys without cars.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 04:08 PM
11

Her belly button looks like a stab wound.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/20 01:45 PM
70

Works at a gas station, fat, has a baby and has the grammar of someone who learned English six months ago. “Pull out my chair out.” That’s going to be a solid no.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/20 05:03 PM
47

I was unemployed for like a year in my 20’s. I would tell women I was “retired” all the time. Their interest would skyrocket immediately. You could literally see them get dizzy and almost faint with dollar signs in their eyes. I would be in groups of people when I would announce this and the women would screech to a halt any other conversation going on and immediately just start grilling me about what I did for work.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/20 09:10 PM
4

You don’t even need to see her picture. You know she’s fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/20 11:04 PM
1

Of course she works in a call center.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/20 02:26 PM
9

Single white guy as well. Shouldn’t these hog nose ring land wales be paying us to date them? You buy up, not down.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/20 10:11 PM
1

I’d pay her $5 to take that nose ring out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/20 10:06 PM
6

No body pictures either. She’s fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/20 05:42 PM
4

The whole thing is one run-on sentence. Has no idea what a period is and just uses “and” in place of it. Also she’s “undecided” about kid yet already has one. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/19 06:48 PM
13

“Loves food!”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/19 06:45 PM
1

Hahahaha Yes! Thanks for pointing out my poor choice of words.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/12/19 02:02 AM
12

Based off of Tinder I’m convinced 95% of women’s jobs are “Nursing Assistant Aide” or “Assistant to the Assistant of the Nurse’s Assistant.” Basically just body fluid cleaner uppers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/19 05:36 PM
8

The Midwest is hands down the worst place in the world for online dating. 99% of the profiles are just obese women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/19 02:42 PM
4

I know! It’s so backwards! It’s like saying, “If you like attractive, healthy women swipe left.”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/19 06:05 PM
6

I’ve ran into this before a few times. Dumber women find anything beyond hamburgers and fries to be effeminate or you are going over the top to impress them. I went on a date once with a woman who got lightheaded and almost fainted when they brought the calamari we ordered to the table. She of course lied saying she, “loved calamari!” when I ordered it. She had no idea what it was at all. She actually threw her napkin over the plate of calamari when the waiter dropped it off because it scared he…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/19 12:43 AM
11

I’ve noticed the “taco talk” is much more prevalent with women for low income, low education areas. To them tacos are something that’s exotic like how a normal person might consider sushi or oysters to be exotic. These are the women who consider Applebee’s fine dining.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/19 12:15 AM
16

She had a few neck up only shots with Snapchat filters of course. Total land whale.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/19 09:58 PM
15

Facial piercings too!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/19 09:48 PM
10

“Tacoss”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/19 09:39 PM
1

Will do!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/19 09:15 PM
3

Look the collection of wigs she wears. All of them just awful. Everything about this is just awful.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/19 06:03 PM
1

How do these people find pants that fit them? They look like they are going to burst off her legs at any moment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/19 04:31 PM
3

Where do this women find these inspirational quotes meme? Who is actually making this original content?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/19 12:43 AM
3

“Do you have a car? Prefer not to say.” Wtf does that mean? Either you do or you don’t. Like why is that something to be vague about?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/19 01:29 PM
1

BEWARE!! That’s enough for me right there to swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/19 10:58 PM
17

You have more patience than Jesus Christ. Glad you helped this woman out but I don’t have the time for that!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/19 06:55 PM
53

I say this all the time to people when they can’t believe I’m single/never married. Why would I date/marry someone that makes everything more difficult and worst? Last woman I dated could barely lift a finger when it came to cooking and cleaning (her own place) so I got rid of her because it did nothing to make my life easier or better. It was like taking care of an invalid 12 year old child.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/19 06:06 PM
2

Goals? Honey, you’re 39 with a bunch of kids. No one is going to be planning any goals or future with you at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/19 09:02 PM
2

Who would ask for nudes of this?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/19 01:56 PM
5

This is like 75% of the profiles where I live. (Rural Midwest)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/19 01:48 AM
3

Anyone who keeps a fire extinguisher on the floor like that and can’t even close the blinds properly isn’t going to have a fancy lamp. 😉🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 09:33 PM
2

“She did it on her own!” 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 08:25 PM
3

🤣 It’s her stomach.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 08:21 PM
5

Probably not. Probably isn’t tall enough for her tastes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 07:19 PM
3

I know, like WTF?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 05:40 PM
2

These women are like the plant in Little Shop of Horrors. “Feed me!”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 04:06 PM
7

Well it’s also the same person who thought posting a picture with a fire extinguisher in the background and not putting her face in the photo was a good idea. This is the mentality we are dealing with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 03:40 PM
6

OP: That was her only picture. It was the baby bump.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 03:31 PM
18

That’s really the main reason I even posted this. The fire extinguisher really makes the photo amazing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 02:25 PM
26

That’s what I was thinking too!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 02:17 PM
2

This is why you don’t home school your kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 01:19 PM
5

What’s the deal with women who have hair like this? They have that odd part of the hair in the front that just gets hair sprayed down flat and goes from the top of their head to their ears.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/19 04:46 PM
2

Good question actually. I found her on FB and the pictures checked out. She was too naive to be catfishing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 06:19 PM
1

Actually wasn’t too bad. For rural Iowa. She just wasn’t fat which maybe that’s one of the miracles she was going to write about?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 01:59 PM
3

Yes! That more than counts!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/19 11:20 PM
6

I love these women on OLD who call themselves writers or artists. In this case both! Whenever you ask them about their work, “What have you wrote? Anything published? Have you every had any art shows at any local galleries?” They have never done anything. Here’s an answer I got once from a “Jesus comes 1st writer.” “I’m going to write a book about all the miracles I’ve witnessed and angels I’ve met along this way.” Hadn’t even started writing her nonsense book. Keep in mind this woman was actual…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/19 05:53 PM
3

Even with huge saggy tits her guts still sticks out as far as them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/19 05:42 PM
2

Reading is difficult for her. Good lord.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 09:00 PM
2

No car either! Haha
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/19 02:50 AM
24

Just like how Netflix is always a hobby on these women’s profiles. Very hard to meet a female who’s at her home watching TV.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 05:52 PM
2

When I worked in this all female HR department one of these women (24) took 4 months off to recover from a tummy tuck (2 kids by 21) and to get her saggy boobs fixed. Keep in mind she just could have worked out (massive free gym in the office) and ate healthy, but since that's "too tough" she went ahead with the surgery. Anyways when she left (originally only supposed to be few weeks) none of her work was reassigned to anyone, no one ever went into her office, literally not even a peep about her…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/19 09:50 PM
11

I’m work in HR and I’ve been the only male in my department numerous times at various jobs. This is exactly what it’s like. Barely anyone does anything, they play on the Internet 8 hours day, make a five minute task drag on for two weeks, constant (fake) illnesses and sick days, always some drama with the dirtball husband/boyfriend, someone is always getting married so they spent all day planning and talking about it, horrible diets (eat junk food all day), and they run out the door like the bui…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/19 03:46 PM
4

I see you dated my ex as well!
/r/RedPillWomen22/09/19 09:03 PM
9

Graduated what? High school?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 02:40 PM
3

Just get an abortion. Why keep it? I’d couldn’t imagine being born to a woman with a full neck tattoo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 12:04 AM
2

It’s a well known coffee shop! 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 12:02 AM
13

“Account coordinator at beauty.” Translation: I work part time at Sephora at the mall.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/19 01:54 PM
1

Hahaha
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/19 07:49 PM
1

She’s a PhD candidate? She can barely spell half the words she typing you in the conversation. 🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/19 06:01 PM
28

Oh great! We get to go camping every fucking weekend with your wonderful PACKAGE deal! I probably have to pay for everything too on these camping trips right? Also you have a secret you’ll tell me way down the road that by no means could possibly be anything good! Where do I sign up for this one? 🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/19 05:04 PM
5

The whole thing is one sentence. 🙈🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/19 04:09 PM
27

Oh great! A 41 year old waitress with three kids going back to school! Where do I sign up?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/19 04:01 PM
17

I don’t understand the amount of public bathroom pictures women use for their main picture. That’s the best possible picture you have to try to sell yourself? You know they are even trashier when they are sitting their lard ass on the counter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/19 07:49 PM
13

I know! “I’m a single mom!” -Doesn’t have a kid yet and has a boyfriend (kind of).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 04:20 PM
22

I love how she considers herself a mom but she hasn’t had the kid yet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 01:30 PM
10

Plus there’s usually plenty of women at these events who don’t have kids. Those women don’t have to run home in an hour to relieve the babysitter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/19 11:32 PM
20

As a professional guy, the last thing we want to do is ask out some single mom at a work event. Plus she’s probably not as hot as she says at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/19 04:34 PM
26

Within two sentences he goes from being awful to a great guy. She didn’t even re-read what she wrote.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/19 04:32 PM
3

“A few extra pounds.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/19 12:30 AM
2

“Owner” of what? Empty skull?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/19 07:01 PM
5

You know she’s never going to finish that community college degree. Or at least until she’s 35 with three more kids and is going back to school to be a nurse’s assistant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/19 08:12 PM
8

Finally someone here asking the real questions!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/19 08:57 PM
13

What the fuck is a Beauty Therapist? Also works out “sometimes” really mean never.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/19 01:36 PM
3

She’s in “sales.” Which means she’s doing some pyramid scheme MLM shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/19 02:44 PM
6

No way she has a travel agent.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 03:27 PM
13

It seems like she’s trying to brag about her masters makes her earn a lot of money and then literally pulls a 180 and says she doesn’t make much in a big city. So then I guess your masters really isn’t doing shit for you then huh?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/19 04:48 AM
1

Body Type: Slender Umm... I can tell by her neck up only photos that’s she’s is no way slender anywhere on her body.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/19 10:17 PM
2

You can always tell you’re dealing with a real winner when they use “u” and “ur” when they type.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/02/19 03:52 AM
10

A fat welder with a kid. NEXT!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/19 08:28 PM
3

I love on the marriage certificate her name is Kayla. Totally a Kayla. Haha
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/19 12:23 AM
1

For sure. She’s going to be a grandma is probably ten years.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 12:45 PM
1

Basically the generic male profile in the area would be a guy who looks like he’s on the cast of Duck Dynasty who has some new construction or factory job every six months.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 12:44 PM
3

I didn’t even think of the fact she mentions prison and felonies because that means she’s dealt with that before at least once if not more.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/19 09:40 PM
10

What the dating options in rural Iowa are like.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/19 06:07 PM
6

It was really a tough decision because the boy in the back had some (food?) smudge on his lip and he’s giving a Nazi salute with his hand. That was really the best thing about this whole profile! 🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/19 06:06 PM
3

I don’t know if that would leave any females on OLD at all then!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/19 05:39 PM
17

You are assuming all three kids came from the same dad. With three... probably not. ;)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/19 05:38 PM
13

I don’t understand the thought process either. “If I put these cheetah ears and nose on my picture, that will really get guys to like me!”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/19 05:35 PM
13

I don’t know what she expects to find living in a small town, working at the local bar, and has three kids. Sure... some amazing gentleman is going to come in and clean up that mess!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/19 05:34 PM
51

I think she expects Tom Brady to leave Gisele for her?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/19 05:20 PM
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