“The saying used to be: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Now it’s more like: why buy the cow now that everyone drank all the milk, and it will cost you half just to move it to another pasture.” You sir, have a way with words. You are my new literary hero.
We should all get together and make a "Are You a Girl or a Woman" chart to see what we come up with. If you want to add them, I'll collate them and make a single list. J
