Well that's disgusting as fuck. You don't get to trick your boyfriend into fatherhood without his consent and how can she pour sperm into her vagina without it splashing everywhere? That's just gross for at least 10 different reasons.
I read this post on Let's not meet yesterday and even though I'm a woman, I can't fathom how hard and confusing it must be to be a man/dad these days. What a time to be alive.