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Cock Carousel RiderSumpm/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 01:34 AM
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Sumpm/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/18 11:42 PM
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Why not both?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/23 01:07 AM
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Every photo, too
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/23 01:05 AM
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I have enough heart to love all the children in the world, but I'm not stupid enough to marry any of their mothers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/23 10:28 AM
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Thank god I hate laughing, so I'm off her list.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/23 12:07 AM
10

She will spend your money you're dried up, then blame you for not being able to support her family, and ultimately move on to the next victim.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/23 10:31 AM
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Right. They can reject me for being short, and I'm totally okay with it. But I don't want to hear anything when I reject then for being overweight or tatted.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/23 02:09 AM
32

He was buying her meals while listening to her uptalk about her shallow life. Probably went home and turned himself into an actual ghost.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/23 01:11 AM
46

It would take a barrel of wine, and it'd still be a hard pass
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/23 06:15 PM
21

Replace her with a gay man, and have him recite her b.s., and see how it sounds. It'd just be some guy with way too much self entitlement saying that his partner needs to provide for him, while he basically doesn't contribute.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/23 01:54 AM
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As a 5'6 guy, I'm thrilled that this woman would never want anything to do with me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/23 02:05 AM
55

She's doing an excellent job of replicating the speaking patterns of a modern woman. Her uptalk and vocal fry are truly top notch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/23 11:47 AM
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Wow! What a totally lazy response, such a typical male these days.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/23 11:45 AM
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"I'm 6'2, earn $125,000/yr and have an above average dick. I want to date a pudgy girl with a shitty personality." --no one ever
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/23 11:06 PM
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I always enjoy thinking about the numbers of tall men they are going after. It's estimated that 14.5% of American men are 6ft or taller. About half of American men are married, so that drops it down to maybe 7% single? Roughly 4% of that 7% are gay, which is a small number, but they're off the table nonetheless. Now, let's assume a decent number of these women want a man of the same race. For women who do, that cuts down potential mates to low single digit percentages; for those who don't care a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/23 03:56 PM
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Of course she bragged, and all of them fantasized about having the same situation in their own lives. Imagine being a 45-yr-old woman, and a 22-yr-old guy is hitting it on the regular. You can't get pregnant, and you're both in your horniest years. But then swap the sexes, and suddenly it's taboo...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/23 02:26 AM
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It's a great pic, but it would have been better if the ages were 21, 40, 40.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/23 12:44 AM
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"OMG he's 88 and she's 21! She just wants his money, and he's a manipulative old perv!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/23 12:38 AM
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They call them gold diggers for sure. They're just pissed that someone younger is getting the gold that they think they're entitled to.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/23 12:36 AM
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Or Demi Moore. She was 15 years older than Ashton, meaning he was only 3 when she was 18. But at the time they were dating, they were both consenting adults.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/23 12:35 AM
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When I was 20, I was FWBs with a woman who was 38, for about a year and a half. I have zero doubt she mentioned it to at least a couple of her friends, and I seriously doubt anyone she told, said that she was in the wrong, or a pedophile, or that she should be hooking up with someone her own age. If anything, they were probably envious as hell.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/23 12:32 AM
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Older women HAAAAAAAAAAAATE when men their age date younger women, instead of their ancient asses. How dare that young woman get free use of his dick, time, money, and manual labor!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/23 12:28 AM
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Imagine being in your upper-20s, financially stable, and good looking enough to meet her requirements, and you agree to this sort of downgrade in your life. It's not going to happen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/23 02:19 AM
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Naw, don't give her heads-up, or she'll destroy all your shit before you get home. Wait until she goes to an anti-patriarchy rally, then make a run for it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/23 09:45 PM
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"Hey, babe, have you seen my keys?" "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? I not a babe! I'm not a baby! You think I'm some sort of little child that needs to be--" "You know what... I'ma stop you right there, and just walk to work."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/23 12:02 PM
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For most it never goes back. Most people in general neglect their fitness entirely, pretty much their whole lives. Women, being attractive with generally zero effort in their youth, usually see even less of a reason to try, since they can't see past the next few months of their lives, and assume they'll just be cute forever. Unfortunately, once that first pregnancy hits, and they compound the problem with excuses to eat way more than any human ever should, once the baby is born, the body is done…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/23 09:34 PM
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I would go on one date, just to count the number of times she said, "for me."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/23 03:30 PM
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I don't understand why any man would want a relationship with her, unless he's deaf. That voice is grating as fuck, and so is her fake happiness. Smiling, while talking about how miserable your life is, doesn't fool anyone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/23 03:30 PM
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Yeah, she's old enough to be her own person, to do anything she sets her heart and mind to. But if she sets those to a 40+ guy that she really likes, suddenly she's to naive and innocent to know what she's doing, and the guy is practically a pedo...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/23 03:09 PM
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I don't know which is worse: her size, or the fact that she only speaks in vocal fry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/23 01:09 AM
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Fortunately, her tattoos are there as a warning.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/22 01:59 PM
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I meant just focus on being single, and don't worry about lawyers in the first place.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/22 11:20 AM
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Lawyers cost money that could better be spent on hobbies
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/22 03:25 AM
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Beat off and nap; they're not worth the effort
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/22 03:20 AM
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I like luxury Her 3 stacked mattresses are proof of her luxurious lifestyle
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/22 10:33 AM
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Do our opinions ever count? I mean, unless it has something to do with home or vehicle maintenance, and they don't want to be bothered knowing anything about it, our opinions mean basically zero.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/22 06:00 PM
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Guaranteed she hurriedly passes by 100 George Costanzas a day, that would treat her like the goddess she thinks she is, but they're 5'6, balding, and have boring jobs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/22 05:57 PM
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Oh so you're not man enough to help raise my kids, and shower me with gifts?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/22 07:45 AM
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average body Average American woman is around 170lbs, and she's 5'3. Those aren't good numbers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/22 02:31 AM
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And she raises the kid while her daughter continues to chase bad boys
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/22 04:51 PM
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Doesn't like skinny jeans Translation: doesn't want your thin legs making hers look even fatter
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/22 04:36 PM
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If she needs you to show her what to do in the gym, I'm guessing she's not in the same shape she expects you to be in.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/22 11:09 AM
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Some of them like those obnoxious little dogs that they can take everywhere, so stop stereotyping.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/22 08:49 PM
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Avoiding marriage and kids has a bigger payoff for American women than men Well, there you go! Stop your whining and let Leo do his thing, then.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/22 12:57 PM
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Age is never a factor in maturity. I know a 45-yr-old woman who only gets by because her parents provide everything for her (house, car, bills, etc), and I know they only do it, because she's shown she's completely incapable of doing anything herself. Nights are spent clubbing and fucking random guys (btw, lots of them are half her age), taking pills and being drunk. I also know a 28-yr-old who runs a convention center, gets up every morning to run, competes in cycling events, and pays her own w…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/22 12:54 PM
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I guarantee you the author does everything she can to keep/regain any bit of a youthful look that she can. Youth is awesome! We all want it, both in ourselves and our partners. If we ever figure out how to stop aging, everyone will show up to pay the price, no matter what it is. Guy wants to date youth; girl wants to date money. There's nothing wrong with the situation, as long as they're both getting what they want. Unfortunately, for the women who no longer have youth to offer, they're not con…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/22 12:46 PM
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This is like a Kia dealership complaining at a rich person for not considering one of their cars. "The fact that you only shop for Bentleys and Jaguars is disgusting! Just because you can doesn't mean you should."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/22 12:41 PM
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Did you not read her list?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/22 12:47 AM
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Factory reset and you might be okay
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/22 12:46 AM
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Men need to address skills deficits to meet healthier relationship expectations. We need to up our game, as well as be willing to throw our lives away with overweight women, and/or single mothers. No thank you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/22 06:11 PM
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But what if they're all great personalities? You have the loving motherly type, the fun girlfriend, the one who's a struggling artist, the home auto mechanic who really knows her shit, a French chef, and a stand-up comedian. Because when I see "multiple personalities" I think this is absolutely feasible.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/22 11:50 AM
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29-yr-old mom's interest is "bars". If that's not old fashioned, I don't know what is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/22 01:00 AM
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It's graffiti for your skin. Totally fine for an underpass in the middle of the city, not so great on a beautiful home. I think it's just a way to have someone draw your desired personality on yourself, so you don't have to work on actually developing a real one. I have none, and I think they look trashy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/22 05:13 PM
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Imagine what 45 will look like
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/22 01:28 AM
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Not just filters, but filters after make-up. God only knows what lies beneath...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/22 01:24 AM
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I'm only here because we ran out of potatoes. Blame the English, Spanish, Dutch and French. Thank you for the tacos, btw.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/22 08:29 AM
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I used to be FWB with a much older woman with a week on/week off custody arrangement. Believe me, those weeks off were awesome. But, to be fair, we were strictly just having fun, and she was 38, but looked 20, and was a size 0.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/22 06:46 PM
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I hope she's not allergic to cats...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/22 09:08 AM
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LOL, all you have is a business degree! Ok, so anyway, cash or card?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/22 11:59 PM
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Ex saved $1,400 on labor when I did her shocks, axle and front brakes. Paid me back by being annoyed that it took all day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/22 04:08 PM
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You're the boyfriend object, do boyfriend things. Make me laugh, make me feel pretty, drive me, take me, do for me. Don't say no, or I'll get a new boyfriend object.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/22 12:39 AM
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I was more sick of being a basic utility. An unpaid maintenance man, who also pays all the bills, and gets ignored in between, totally sucks the life out of you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/22 12:36 AM
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She just sounds like a complete bitch
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/22 07:43 PM
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I love to have fun. No fucking way! I can't believe it--I finally found someone who loves to have fun! Everyone I've ever met hated fun, but she actually loves it. Sorry, I know what sub I'm in, guys, but I'ma have to call her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/22 10:33 PM
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Does she state how tall he's required to be, or how much income he's required to make?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/22 12:47 AM
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She may be 143lbs (65kg), even at 4'11. Her arms are thick, she's using high-waisted jeans to suck in her stomach, and her hips are bulging out. She'll get her 6-footer, and eat like he eats, and be as wide as she is tall by 25... and then she'll get pregnant and blame it on the child.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/22 02:41 PM
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Naw, I gotta go to sleep soon and I don't want nightmares
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/22 01:33 AM
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EVERY PICTURE GETS WORSE
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/22 12:53 AM
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I am a homebody I like to travel... go on adventures... go to the beach Which is it, then?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/22 05:19 PM
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She's fucked dozens of boys, but now it's time to get her hands on a real man's bank account and have some kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/22 02:02 AM
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They just absolutely hate it when men look past them at younger women. I'm interested in a woman who is 18 years younger than me, but it has nothing to do with her age. She works, is responsible, fun, fit, happy and great to talk to. If I met a woman in her mid-40s that was all of those things, I'd be in to her, too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/22 01:21 PM
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There's more fat in her left arm than my entire body. Hard squishy pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 10:48 PM
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Based purely on people who I have known throughout my life, man/man is most unstable. Shortest duration, and plenty of drama. Woman/woman relationships I've seen go from 0-60 in seconds (like, week number 2, someone is moving in with the other), but then they stay together for an extremely long time. However, if the relationship ends, they're both living with new people inside of a month. Man/woman relationships are all over the map. Again, I'm basing this on people I've known personally.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 10:52 PM
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And all evil disappears, no doubt. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 08:29 PM
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Imagine having to put up with a woman, but also having a period and mood swings yourself...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 05:31 PM
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But, I thought if all men were instantly wiped off the face of the earth, all problems would be solved??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 05:29 PM
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Wanted: most boring, asexual man on Earth
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 03:25 PM
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I'm guessing she's only matching with the 1% giga-Chads, who can--and do--fuck anyone they please. So when the entire world is your fuckdoll, why would you stick with just one? Perhaps if she were to match with a George Costanza, she'd be in life-long marital bliss.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/22 12:24 PM
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When trying to flirt--based on the fact that she maybe just gave you a hint, or maybe not--could 50/50 get you a date, or destroyed on social media and fired from your job, the only thing to do is look away and keep walking.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 12:20 PM
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A 5'6, every time I'm ignored by an overweight woman because of my height, I consider it an advantage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/22 10:23 PM
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My advice is don't online date. Start running, get good enough to do 5k runs, at least, then start hitting up all the local weekend charity events. The majority of the women there are in great shape, and not all of them are taken.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/22 01:07 AM
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If I won the lottery tomorrow, I'd just buy a nicer version of the clippers I already use to shave my head.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/22 01:05 AM
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Yep, 100 men on the app, 14 of them are fit and over 6', just hitting and splitting, going through the entire pile of self-entitled pudgy women, who then wonder, "WAATGM??"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/22 01:04 AM
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She needs to overdress for the pool, as well
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 02:45 PM
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On a website where 95% of the comments are jokes, there's always somebody who has to show up and "well, actually" the whole thing and ruin the fun.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/22 01:14 PM
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Imagine having to help pull her out of your Ferrari in those prime spots right in front of the expensive restaurants.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/22 08:27 AM
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I'm hungry Finally, a little bit of honesty
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/22 08:25 AM
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I know that. I was adding onto the comment above mine, where they noted that the original link wrote 'are' instead of 'our'. It seems to be as common a mistake as of/have.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 06:43 PM
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Monkey branching taken to a whole new level
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 12:41 AM
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She should of double checked her grammar
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 12:40 AM
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The amazing part is, she's thinks that, although she wound up at 21 with 2 kids (and possibly a stripper job), she has it in her to find the perfect forever-man, who she meets... on a hook-up app.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/22 02:26 PM
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She's pretty enough to ruin somebody's life, for sure. Don't let it be you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/22 02:05 PM
2

I like to be happy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/01/22 02:05 PM
2

I like to laugh OMG, I've been looking my whole life for a woman who likes to laugh, finally found one!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/01/22 02:04 PM
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You can also have sex by yourself. It's almost like they've made themselves unnecessary.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/22 03:26 PM
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Imagine the squealing if her man got home from a long day of work and said, "I'm hungry for dinner, AND GO!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/22 12:05 AM
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Going by what I normally see on this sub, I think women are going to have to up their games to incredible levels in order to ever score their mythical dream man https://i.imgur.com/yf6247J.jpg (and that's with a huge age range)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/22 12:25 AM
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Good. Leave me alone to my hobbies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/22 12:19 AM
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I don't know... she's clearly keeping the cosmetics department in Dillard's going just fine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 01:35 PM
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It's because the fatass really thinks she's a queen. She has no castle or crown, and clearly no money, if a man needs to provide all of that for her, yet she's somehow a queen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 01:33 PM
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So, you're not a utility object?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/22 12:41 AM
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Fat, has a kid, doesn't want sex. The line must be a mile long...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/22 10:47 PM
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I used to date a woman who was 4'11, 95lbs, and she was in incredible shape. An extra 20lbs on that small a frame isn't a good thing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/22 03:14 PM
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She likes road trips, because we all know snack food calories don't count on road trips.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/21 06:02 PM
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That was exactly what I was thinking as I read it. She swapped sides, and has an issue with being the one whose job it is to constantly try to impress the other one. This is a man's life. It's basically every man's life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 04:18 PM
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Dream job because low effort, huge pay, gets attention from men
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/21 02:47 AM
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This is why so many of them wear face masks or never show their faces. They also cover up (or blur) their tattoos while they are on camera, or posting pics on Reddit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/21 07:18 PM
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Yeah, but not the kind of boobs anyone wants to see.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/21 02:45 AM
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It's the fake eyelashes and injected lips
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/21 11:08 PM
2

Yes, which is why it's such a profitable industry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/21 01:14 AM
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Pink hair is all I need to know about her. Pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/21 01:12 AM
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"My 8 kids come first! You will literally always be last. Don't even expect me to give you the time of day unless I need your services!" *services include, but not limited to: family chauffeur, vehicular maintenance, home maintenance, paying for everything, food delivery, baby sitting, IT, penis on my terms only, taking out trash, holding doors open, washing dishes, telling me I'm not fat, and personal listener.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/21 12:31 AM
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Where Are All The Thin Women?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/21 11:47 PM
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"I know my worth! Also, 420 friendly."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/21 11:28 PM
14

They want more than a paycheck, though. They want a penis that moves heavy stuff, can fix car problems, stain a deck, provide food, then wash the dishes, keep the cellphone connected, and have sex with when they're in the mood. They want a complete utility.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 08:09 PM
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The sperm decides the father. What you're looking for is a utility.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 05:29 PM
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That will be the "toxic relationship" that she writes about in her next post.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/21 01:40 AM
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Vaccinated, self-aware, and cute. Still going to pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/21 01:01 AM
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If she just kept going a little further, she could have turned them into glasses.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 01:09 AM
12

Right, rich people buy new cars every 6 months, they don't drive a Corolla for 20 years.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 01:08 AM
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I watched damn near the entire video, just because I found the eyebrows so amusing. She could also lose 20lbs and stop fucking random guys if she wants to be more appealing to someone of quality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 01:03 AM
2

...and sunbathe Dear god.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 11:23 PM
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Kill all black men, kill all Asian men, kill all Jewish men, kill her grandpa, kill her fling, kill her mailman, kill Tom Hanks, kill all of them
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 06:54 PM
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In her free time, she sits motionless and absorbs other peoples' creativity. Eventually, this will lead to needing a bigger couch...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 06:33 PM
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I used to be annoyed when I'd see obnoxious hair color, tattoos, or weird piercings on otherwise attractive women. Then I began to realize that they were signaling to me that they should be avoided. Makes life way easier when you know ahead of time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/21 09:27 AM
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Lives with her parents, who pay for everything.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 02:52 AM
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I think you can keep track within your profile, for your own private use.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/09/21 04:48 PM
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The hospital bill is how much?? Rent is how much?? And I gotta mow the lawn? This mattress is heavy! And my car is making a noise... Yes, I would like to take out an ad for a man, please.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 02:27 AM
12

pay for all my past mistakes And future consumption, and don't make me feel bad about any of it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/21 11:02 AM
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The worst part is fatass black women, shaming fit black women about their bodies, in hopes that everyone else gets as fat as they are, so there's less competition.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/21 10:59 AM
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No, they waste your money and time, too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/21 10:02 AM
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She posted it herself on another sub, and I figured it fit here
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/21 09:57 AM
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She's a 4 at best. And I mean small town, everybody else is elderly, you have bad vision, it's dark, and you can't login to Pornhub.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/21 03:19 AM
67

College days, too... 18-21 were probably a good start
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 03:03 AM
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10 had no spark, aka short or not rich enough
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 01:58 AM
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Going on a date, feeling like you're about to walk into a fist fight... That'll attract a man, sure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/21 05:07 PM
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I used to work with a woman like that. Her high school boyfriend played her so bad, basically got her to make his Mustang GT payments for most of the loan, cheated on her constantly (and she knew it), and then dumped her for a string of women that he just wanted to fuck. She eventually married a family man, had 3 kids, a nice house, he does everything you'd expect from a husband and father, but she never stopped talking about her ex. I knew the guy, so I knew what a piece of shit he was, and I l…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/08/21 02:11 PM
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I'm under 6' and still owe on my house, darnit. Another self-entitled queen gets away!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 05:08 PM
4

Why not both?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/21 11:23 AM
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They're basically graffiti
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/21 10:48 AM
7

They're queens, but they aren't looking for kings, they're looking for hot maintenance men. A personal utility with a 6-pack, and unlimited credit cards.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/21 11:15 AM
27

I bet she's one of those people who loves to laugh and have fun.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/21 11:11 AM
14

The one thing I will always believe when a woman says it is, "I suffer from mental health issues"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:06 PM
2

Looks like she hikes to McDonald's
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 01:53 PM
14

He found someone else and left = "abusive"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 01:52 PM
2

Full price for a used car, that you're not allowed to test drive first, and if you're unhappy with it, you lose half your assets to sell it off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/21 11:18 PM
12

More ego than skill, just a hard pounding, probably no oral, definitely no respect or caring.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/21 01:09 AM
11

I'm shorter than you, thankfully off her list of candidates.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/21 12:57 AM
11

Weight-wise, 15 overfed cats should equal that 6ft muscular provider she always demanded.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/21 09:16 PM
39

It brings zero value, other than to compete with her peers. 7' is 4-inches taller than a standard door. One wouldn't fit in most vehicles. You'd be a freak show everywhere you went. By 30, your back and knees would be completely shot, and you would be in chronic pain. It's an absurd height, that would be a hindrance more than an asset. But this woman is a moron.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/21 03:08 AM
4

I like it when they're up front about it, so you can just keep moving.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/21 11:17 AM
2

I'm generally a good guy... I think. But I'm not on dating sites because I got tired of the height requirements. Literally saw 'tall' listed as a personality trait in one woman's List of Demands™. Decided I'd take my chances with the checkout line at the grocery store.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/21 01:49 AM
3

"Take away freedom of speech, and my kids will never have to hear about what I did."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/21 01:26 AM
35

They're surprised we're not gold diggers, because they project their own priorities in a mate onto us.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/21 10:31 AM
3

"I don't have anyone to use!" 😭
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/21 11:16 AM
20

Christmas cake I think we need to adopt this term. It comes off as sounding pleasant, until you know what it actually means. Friday night at the get-together: "Hey, Kate, how's my favorite Christmas cake doing?" Monday at the office: "I saw Jack at the party, and he called me a Christmas cake! It was so cute!" "OMG, Kate... Don't you know what he meant by that??"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 09:12 AM
2

She only has one child; it's cats that she has 2 of, so far...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 09:04 AM
14

Buy one, get 2 free? I promise those kids aren't going to be free.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 02:05 PM
10

"Where's the tallest man who will serve me unconditionally?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/21 11:21 AM
2

I bet her ugly ass would turn down a short guy, though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/21 01:39 AM
17

I doubt she even dates overweight men
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 02:25 AM
5

That's what I was thinking. Either a micropenis, or it hangs halfway down his thigh.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/05/21 11:51 AM
359

You rejected me for someone you deemed better or cooler, and it hurt for a bit, and then I moved on. Years later, I discovered you were a single mother, and I smirked. It was never a fantasy, it just happened. The fantasy was that you said yes when I asked you out, but you didn't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/21 02:07 PM
7

So I get to be a shrink, in addition to a dish washer, gardener, auto mechanic, builder, cleaner, a/v guy, body guard, plumber, and purse holder, with the hopes that every once in a while, I get a blowjob? Tell me more about this MGTOW thing...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/21 11:15 AM
25

I feel like a lot of the women who are pumped and dumped, only got pumped because they offered it up. Like, maybe the guy was already underwhelmed by her, and would have just had a mediocre date, then gone home. But she was enjoying the attention, and probably fairly horny (no judgment there; it's normal), and offered it up, so he just figured, "hey, might as well." It's like walking through the grocery store, and there's the old lady with the samples cart, and you were all set to just pass by, …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 10:17 PM
7

True, a mechanical engineer isn't going to lay the script down on her, he's just going to walk on by like she's not there. A dude who works through a temp agency, however, already knows how to play the game to get laid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 09:46 PM
5

Those guys do get beat in the head a lot, so...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 09:44 PM
5

I thank God every day that I'm short, so they don't notice me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 09:42 PM
6

It's a GIF, so just let it keep running on repeat until you comply to her whiny demands.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 09:37 PM
16

I mostly stopped asking my ex how her day went, when she'd answer with 45 minutes of complaining about coworkers I'll never meet, and all the office drama. When she would ask me how my day was, I'd just say it was alright, or that I was glad it was over. We're just asking how it went, we don't need an hour by hour recap.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 09:36 PM
8

at times Basically, all the days she just slops around the house being lazy and gross. But she'll clean up really well if she's going out, so that other people won't have to look at her being ugly. She cares about random strangers' opinions of her, more than she cares about yours.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 01:23 PM
72

I don't know, I think maybe Chad is why she hates sex. She's spent her life chasing the same type of guy, who just needs to bust a nut and head out, and now she's not into sex. Maybe Greg in accounting could have blown her mind, but she didn't get the feels for him, so she never gave him the chance.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 01:18 PM
5

In a literal sense, it's like wanting to ride and be seen in a Lamborghini Countach, but taking issue with the difficulty of getting into it, the stiff suspension, the horrible foot space, the thin seat, and the low roof right above your head. Okay, then feel free to get out. Oh, but you don't want to get out, because status points? Fine, but get used to being uncomfortable, and shut up about it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 10:26 AM
2

Rich, tall, good looking, in great shape. Cool, but I want my woman to be the same. Fair?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 10:17 AM
12

Yeah, she can absolutely find a guy who is 5'9, 350lbs, who will love every stretched-out inch of her, but she's not going to be attracted to him.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 12:03 AM
19

I'm super fit, with a 21 BMI and I'm happy as shit. I eat all kinds of yummy food, in all sorts of terrible quantities, but I also exercise every day, and that makes me even happier. Exercise is happiness, unless you're a lazy fuck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 12:02 AM
6

I'm beginning to wonder if a lot of the "I just got out of a toxic relationship" stuff is just, "I had to put out a constant effort to keep him happy."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 11:57 PM
23

Indeed. I love eating pussy, but if I hated it, but I loved the woman I was with, she'd never be able to tell that I hated it. I'd dive right into that crotch twice a day just to make her happy, and I'd never make her feel guilty about it. You know why? Because I'm not a selfish asshole. That's what love is about. Fortunately, I love eating pussy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 11:53 PM
2

17.6 BMI is very underweight
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/21 10:32 PM
7

A metric ton of concealer to hide her actual face
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 08:00 PM
2

Just living her own truth...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/21 12:12 AM
2

I'm surprised she didn't mention height and income requirements
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/21 07:05 PM
10

Yes, got suckered into this 20 years ago in my 20s. Thankfully got out before I got trapped. Regret getting myself into what could have been a far worse situation, but don't regret that awesome pussy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 10:55 AM
5

She went to his place on purpose, and boozed up on purpose, trying to get herself in the midset of having sex with him. But she'd going to blame the curfew...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/21 11:20 AM
2

Just say you're 6'1, then have a guy who is 5'9 show up and she'll bail just as quickly
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 01:54 AM
122

She can't even be bothered to tidy her room before she takes a profile picture that's supposed to get her a mate...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 12:47 AM
6

She'll find an old biker alcoholic that will think he's hit the jackpot with her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 12:43 AM
7

Her best quality is being a judgmental gold-digger
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 12:38 AM
35

Yeah, I get the gay vibe off him pretty hard, so that's my guess, too. Unfortunately, she's too dumb to understand that that makes for a terrible OLD photo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 12:23 AM
1

That fine booty is why she's pregnant. That personality is why she's going to be a single mother.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/21 12:59 AM
2

While he was working overtime to support her and 3 children, she was bored and fucking around
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 11:12 AM
3

Not if we're talking about her weight, in which case, it's spot on
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 10:36 AM
1

I've spent an amount of time in NYC, and I can tell you, nobody would notice you. You could walk around naked, with it written in your body in blood, and still, nobody would notice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 10:34 AM
1

And those are her best pics
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 10:17 AM
1

For real... Imagine if men always included in their profile, "I'm a [profession] and my work always comes first, and it's always with me. If you don't like that, swipe left!" How many women would find that attractive? Exactly zero. Same number as men who find, "im a mum first if u dobt lik that swipe left lol" attractive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 10:14 AM
3

Twice!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 10:04 AM
5

Same way bumper stickers are fine on a Jeep, but ruin a Ferrari
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 10:03 AM
5

I refurbished my vagina, who wants it? Full price plus dealer markup, btw...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 10:00 AM
9

used up toilet paper Some other guy's cum rag before me? Yeah, I'll pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 09:40 AM
5

Those old-fashioned men are 5'8.5, skinny, a little dorky, and currently at work. You ignore them, and focus on the guys you claim to hate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 09:30 AM
7

YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HER??? She'll only need, like, 9 hours of your time, and will try not to cry very much.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 12:52 AM
13

"...and then after Tyrone and his friends were done passing me around, and I got sober the next morning, I said that's it--no more blowjobs or anal sex, ever! Teehee, I hope you're okay with that."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 12:50 AM
13

I don't want to know why she's fragile. I have a feeling it'll be a multi-hour story about dad leaving, then stepdad doing something weird, then a string of abusive boyfriends...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 12:45 AM
12

I bet Chad and Brad were 6'2 and had nice forearms and sexy tats, while Glenn and Greg would have been a great match, but were 5'9 total bores with dependable cars and 401ks. Of course, we know who she chose.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 12:17 AM
2

lock someone down Wow, that sure sounds appealing...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/21 10:20 AM
18

Loves to heat up frozen family-size meals and eat them on the couch
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/21 01:16 PM
1

She's probably a burden on her parents, likely lives with them until some guy comes along to bail on her out
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/21 03:16 AM
2

Mental health awareness I notice a large amount of them have this as one of their interests
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/21 03:13 AM
12

Considering the train wrecks we usually see here, this actually seems fairly reasonable. She's a little overweight, but she doesn't have a height requirement, doesn't need a porn dick, wants a guy who doesn't look like a retarded teenager thug, and is educated. Of course, she doesn't list any of her own attributes, but how could they possibly be burdened with that?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/21 01:48 AM
12

Also be wary of those who have a long string of terrible guys. There's a reason why they always end up with bad boys, and that's because they're attracted to them. They don't want to be, but they are. What they want is love and stability, but once they get it, they fuck it up, because they aren't attracted to it. It's exactly the same as people who want to be fit and energetic, but they are attracted to TV and Doritos. They'll eventually chase the fitness for a couple of weeks or months, but it …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/21 01:47 PM
12

Problem with women like this is, stability and happiness gets boring for them really quick, and they do everything they can to fuck it up. And after they're done finding some excitement--and destroying their relationship with a decent man--they'll try crawling back and asking for forgiveness.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/21 01:10 PM
2

Sooo glad I'm not tall
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/21 11:06 AM
1

She wants one of those guys who welds artisan fixed-gear bike frames for a living, in between going to BLM protests.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 10:03 AM
13

"Eww, yuck, sex is gross. And I would know, because I fuck everyone."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 09:54 AM
24

My children are my life! Then why are you on here?...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 05:04 PM
1

This is not a unique list of demands, unfortunately
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/21 05:08 PM
11

I'm gonna go fight for your freedom, while you hide in a bunker...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/21 05:04 PM
31

Now that you have the financial strain of a child, and that 6'2 baller that got you pregnant, and bailed, is plowing his way through the rest of the endless line of women who want him, I'm the hero for handing over my time and money, so you can have some sort of married life... Naw... Remember when you told me to go be short somewhere else? I'm gonna keep doing that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/21 04:59 PM
2

I have the kind of dick she wants, but she's fat. So...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/21 11:56 PM
6

If she doesn't like it, she should just eat slightly less, and get a bit of daily exercise, for a few months, and her life would magically be fixed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/21 04:36 PM
2

All the world's problems were started by me!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/21 10:18 AM
2

Then he better make enough money to pay for speeding tickets, duh. How's that her problem? Don't forget the flowers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 02:53 PM
22

15 MILES NO EXCEPTIONS!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 02:11 AM
12

List your demands where they'll see them, and they'll come flocking!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 02:10 AM
25

My favorite is how she won't wait more than 10 minutes to get picked up, but you know she'll take another half hour after he arrives to change clothes 4 more times.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 02:09 AM
157

Wants a tall man, seemingly because that makes her feel protected. But owning a weapon, and/or being trained how to use one, is a deal breaker.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 02:07 AM
3

6 months of going on walks and watching movies, and I'm not going to want to have sex with someone who essentially feels like my sister. Especially when I know she would have given it up on the first date, had I looked like an underwear model.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/21 10:33 AM
3

I'll probably die alone as broke asf, but I'll have a smirk on my face, at least.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/21 02:24 AM
3

Stoner mom, who goes both ways, and spends her free time gaming. That kid of hers would be better off with a pack of wolves.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/21 02:06 AM
13

Nothing wrong with small boobies, but everything else is wrong with her slob body
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 01:26 PM
16

What has happened to Western civilization? Calories and sloth
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 01:24 PM
13

The body type that you would prefer to stay completely covered, too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 01:24 PM
19

That's really the only answer. Tell her he only dates attractive women and kick her out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 11:13 PM
21

Last week, I saw a woman who was ~5'10, walking and holding hands with a guy who was about 5'6 and they looked happy together. It's nice seeing women who don't have closed minds and think height is a personality trait.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 10:28 PM
17

You don't want to spend your days working on her truck on the gravel driveway, while she sits inside eating and yelling at her brats?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/21 12:14 PM
15

And didn't have tats on their tits
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 12:18 PM
3

Needing attention, she probably never gave her friends a moment alone, and they had to ghost her in order to live their own lives. My mom had a few of her friends do that to her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 01:54 AM
7

Supermodels aren't lined up at my front door, fighting for my dick. Does this mean I'm ugly? Pls help.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/21 02:43 AM
5

They all compete with each other, so as soon as one of them decided on 6', the rest fell in line.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 04:20 AM
12

Deep fried and drenched in ranch
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 03:54 AM
20

Sarcasm is their form of humor, but only other fat women are teehee'ing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 03:53 AM
19

I think she might also see her giant shirt. She thinks it's her nicest shirt, because she paid $35 for it at Lane Bryant, "and it goes with everything."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 03:50 AM
66

It's because they hate themselves (for being fat), so they lash out at the world.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 03:48 AM
12

Maybe he killed himself to get out?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 12:22 PM
10

It's not working too great for these three
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/21 09:01 PM
10

The middle is the best looking one, but she's still 34, demanding, and is clearly just out to use a man for his status. I'd be fine being used for my status (not that I'd ever have any), but it'd have to be someone 10 years younger than this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/21 08:59 PM
1

I just see a tattoo as a me-too thing, something done to themselves because that's the cool thing to do, and they have no personality to begin with. It's why they also get the tats put on the parts of the body that are currently trendy. The second strike is that I just think it's unattractive to draw something on your body. It's like a bumper sticker that can never be taken off, and you just plastered it on the fender of your Ferrari. All you did is make yourself look worse, and you did it to tr…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/21 12:52 AM
16

Always looking for something better
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 09:09 PM
20

5x a day if she wanted, I'll even make lunch and sweep the kitchen
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 08:53 PM
4

They're both the same picture
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 08:32 PM
47

If a woman asked me out, paid for dinners, rotated my tires while I stayed in from the cold, then asked me to marry her, and wanted in return, only for me to love, appreciate and be loyal to her, I'd be all for it, and I wouldn't feel like I had missed out on something better.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 07:23 PM
15

Or hook up a dryer
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 07:20 PM
5

Ironically, they are already big enough to just be plain gross, so why bother making them appear even larger?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 12:33 AM
2

I am a mother Outside of that, I am caring
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 12:32 AM
3

She sits at home watching Maury all day, putting up with a fatherless brat, living off the government, and desperately wants friends to validate her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 12:30 AM
93

When men on the internet tell her that they don't care about her past, she has no idea who is hiding behind that profile. She could be making life decisions based on the responses from 14-yr-old boys who are just jerking off at the time, a creepy dude who is 52 and sexually assaults his step daughter, a frat Chad, an overweight night security worker who makes Dwight Schrute seem sensible, prisoners on their weekly internet time, some old guy in the public library, covered in his own boogers, etc…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 12:08 AM
7

Tanning, alcohol, tanning, and alcohol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 11:44 PM
10

Wow, exaggerate much? That's 950 cocks, tops Technically, she's also semi clothed Ok, yeah She's not fat, that's just beer bloat She only looks like a heavily made-up 35. I don't know where you got those 3 extra years. I'm just glad I'm short enough to fly under her radar. Imagine the only reason your woman "loves" you, is because your dad was tall, and you happen to be 6'1" or taller. There's no, "hey, I think you're sweet", "I find you interesting," "you're intelligent and fun to talk to," it'…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 11:42 PM
1

Oh, you don't think she's a roofer??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/21 06:07 PM
2

If you're 6'3" and financially loaded, you have no reason to be honest or nice. In fact, those qualities would actually be held against you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/21 06:06 PM
3

As soon as they put on their make-up, they're lying.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/21 06:04 PM
2

It is, by definition of the word, retarded.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 01:26 AM
9

Thus my comment: Her profile is basically you applying for a job that costs, but doesn't pay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 01:10 AM
3

It's how stupid people, who are attempting to mimic other stupid people, say 'boyfriend/girlfriend' in a way to try to sound cool.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 01:08 AM
50

Neck tat 4 kids 28 Her profile is basically you applying for a job that costs, but doesn't pay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 12:51 AM
26

"My girlfriend found out I've been in prison for rape several times. How can I explain to her that it's none of her business, and she's a bitch for not getting over it??"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/20 06:05 PM
3

Yeah, I guess that's basically it. "I'm going to go over there and play and have fun, while you invisibly get yourself established, then I'll be back to [get fat and] take advantage of your hard work later." And then you're the bad guy when you go your own way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/20 12:25 PM
2

At the time, I still lived in a couple different shitty apartments, but they definitely wasted their time trying to get back with me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/20 09:10 AM
22

When I was in my early 20s, I got 3 letters (different years) from 3 exes, telling me that they wished they'd never broken up with me, and wished that we could get back together. Each one of them dumped me for really cool losers (one was a street punk known to have herpes...), but then shit went downhill really fast. A year or more would go by, and then I'd get a letter in the mail unexpectedly (this was the 90s, when people still did that). Each time, I called them, said no hard feelings, and t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/20 02:16 AM
1

I would not say that I sleep with her, and if I were to sleep with her in a moment of extraordinary desperation, I would lie and say I hadn't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/20 02:25 AM
1

sex doesn't interest me waatgm??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/20 05:10 PM
17

A fit, well-groomed man her age, with a full head of luxurious hair, is ignoring her in favor of a 28-yr-old, so I'd say her expectations are a bit high.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/20 08:44 AM
7

Tramp stamps and foul language are a huge turn off
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/20 08:42 AM
1

Sorry Don't be. Nothing makes me happier about being short, than knowing you aren't interested.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/20 01:08 PM
5

To be fair, she's trying to be a complete drain on just a single man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/20 11:30 PM
10

A mother first A fucktoy first, a mother next, and your full-time headache third
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/20 11:12 PM
1

We both want different things. He wants me to work, and I want me to sit at home and leech off him.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/20 05:05 PM
20

And washing machines
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/20 01:40 AM
24

That's actually pretty hot
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/20 01:40 AM
6

I recall a Loveline caller from back in the day, who sucked his dog's dick because he got turned on by it. He also let the dog fuck him. He pleasured the dog. It's a sick world.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/20 01:39 AM
4

I don't see how living by yourself and not bothering women for sex or companionship is toxic. So, taking advantage of women is toxic. But not taking advantage of women is also toxic. I guess not being racist will be toxic next, or not breaking into cars.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/20 01:44 AM
9

rely on myself Find a man (tall, good looking, desired by other women), move in with him, let him pay her way. She can sell her house, pocket the profits, and then rely on herself to waste the money on clothes and other bullshit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/20 10:59 PM
20

Oh, emm, gee, you want me to, like, mow peoples' yards or something?? Besides, I have, like, all these panties that I don't wear anymore because they're too tight around my waist now, so maybe I can just wear them on video and sell them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/20 10:52 PM
9

That is so true. They assume any woman who is young and pretty is also shallow, dumb, and good only for sex. Then they accuse us of thinking of them that way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/20 10:45 PM
4

I'm sort of considering asking out a woman who is 19 years younger than I am (still in her 20s). Seeing these old bitches getting all butthurt about something that is none of their business, really makes me want to go for it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/20 10:35 PM
3

This video makes me want to stay single for the rest of my life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/20 11:50 PM
76

When I was 25, I briefly dated a woman who was 27 and had a 2 & 4 year old. She had no fucking idea how to raise her kids. I had to tell her at one point that she needed to tell them to clean their messes, not ask them. It worked, and she was amazed. But she went back to asking in no time, and they went back to being whiney little brats. It was too bad, because those kids had a chance, just not with her as a mom. And I certainly wasn't going to stay around and raise them for her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/20 12:42 AM
8

Big, sun-blasted tits, and low-cut shirts to get attention.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/20 12:49 AM
20

He never gave her a reason to worry that he might cheat, and he spent his weekends working on quiet hobbies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/20 12:48 AM
6

I think I'm a pretty cool chick Random tattoos of whatever was trendy when she got them, drinks too much, is loud in crowds, shows way too much skin to be taken seriously.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/20 12:30 AM
3

The Offspring had a song that reminds me of her life. Way Down the Line
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/20 05:03 PM
5

I paid $120 for mine on Amazon and it's the best thing I've ever slept on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/20 05:00 PM
3

Her parents will raise her kids, just wait...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/20 11:19 AM
11

Assistant [to the] Team Leader Of what, we'll never know!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/20 10:15 AM
4

"Must be 6'2" or taller and have a 6-figure income."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/20 01:25 AM
17

Yep, as soon as tattoos are no longer a trendy thing to do, they'll basically disappear; women w/o them already, just won't get them, and those with them, will be doing anything they can to have them removed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/20 11:43 PM
1

She's a party slut.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/20 09:51 PM
28

America is #1 at everything, including being fucked up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/20 01:57 AM
13

because I'm dark skin It has absolutely nothing to do with the color of your skin, and everything to do with your giant body.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/20 07:22 PM
3

You're right... everyone should cover their mouths and not eat for 3 months.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/20 10:00 PM
2

I have went on a date Wow.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 02:07 PM
17

I'm an invisible man because I'm a man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/20 11:16 AM
6

Gluttony is OK as long as you just overeat on holidays, weekends, and most meals during the week. Also, sloth is totally fine, so long as you are just resting from having eaten a huge meal.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/20 01:40 AM
7

"Someone else had a bunch of fun, but you won't."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/20 01:38 AM
4

"Why won't someone let me settle with them? I deserve it!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/20 11:15 AM
13

janitor/therapist/handyman ...tech support/gardener/escort...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/20 04:39 PM
3

I'm under no obligation to be there for anyone, nor is anyone else.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/20 01:46 AM
5

Him: chase Her: hashtag metoo Him: nevermind Her: y no chase??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/20 10:34 AM
2

Literally a virgin now
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/20 12:54 AM
19

Wow, you're right, this is basically our lives. Not to mention we're not allowed to show emotion, and we never get compliments from anyone. Equality is a bitch, ladies. Welcome to it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/20 02:47 PM
1

"I need someone to handle all the shit I bring into my life, so I don't have to."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/20 02:45 PM
4

I hate to laugh, so you gotta count me out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/20 10:16 PM
10

Not here for hookups, but requires you have an 8"+ dick. To do what with??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 11:18 AM
26

What makes her ugly (physically speaking) is her fat, not her genetics. If she ever gets her shit together (it'll never happen), she could be attractive. Unfortunately, her personality would take 1,000x more effort than even her pigbody.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/20 11:07 AM
4

Sean is also an idiot for not 100% blocking her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/20 12:19 PM
2

Why would I want to be with a woman who loved me less than her pets?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/20 10:54 PM
7

must be 6'4" and earn $100,000 minimum
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/20 02:53 PM
76

Accuracy and comedy rarely go hand in hand. Not all mothers-in-law are wretched old cunts, not all airline food is awful, not all cops are fat. But that doesn't make a funny joke. A woman can have sex 4,000 times with her husband, or 1 time each with 1,000 men, and even shove out several children, and still have the same vice grip of a vagina that she did at 17. But that doesn't make a funny joke. These trash cans, as inaccurate as they may be, paint a picture and get a chuckle, and that's the w…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/20 08:44 PM
1

"Fold my laundry, get my take-out and mow the lawn... I need to marathon-watch Parks and Rec again while I soak my feet. OMG, men are so fucking useless."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/20 12:22 PM
18

Doesn't parent well, too busy drinking and looking for dick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/20 11:44 PM
1

Inflated flapjack tits
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/20 11:20 AM
2

Beyond gross, and not just visually.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/20 04:00 PM
1

We're just utility vehicles to many of them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/20 03:53 PM
9

You missed the 3 emojis?? Clearly she's hilarious!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/20 06:58 PM
14

She's overweight, I guarantee it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/20 06:57 PM
3

Complaining to her girlfriends how about how all the men she was fucking were immature and pathetic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/20 01:18 AM
8

Some people grow into their sweatshirts or Christmas sweaters. The more you hide your body under what's essentially a dirty blanket, the more you will let yourself go.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/19 01:54 AM
3

She'll be on meth, and back behind bars in 6 months.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/19 11:04 AM
2

Some people are so dumb that they think pulling out counts as contraception.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 08:45 PM
2

I bet she doesn't know what an exhaust manifold is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/19 02:49 PM
11

"My mom is my best friend." Meth-mom 100% will be in the spare bedroom because she can't afford her own place.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/19 10:57 PM
1

This is the sort of woman that would dump a man for getting a discount on a $15,000 engagement ring, and instead only paying $12,500 because his buddy worked there. "I can't believe that's all I mean to you."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 04:38 PM
9

Looks like I found my mom's Reddit account...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/19 10:59 PM
28

If I had a moonface like that, I wouldn't believe in god, either.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/19 03:25 AM
53

Men always depend on her. I'm picturing the skinny black guy being driven to court-mandated work in a shitty economy car, by his overweight white girlfriend...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 12:48 PM
1

She has a bad past (entirely her own doing) and doesn't want to be judged.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/19 06:50 PM
5

...says the cashier who doesn't own a car.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 02:04 PM
38

This was my mom. Dated/married the baddest boy in town right after h.s., against her mother's wishes. Three kids later, he's moving on to a lucrative life of staying with random friends and smoking weed for the next 40 years. Suddenly single, overweight, 3 tiny kids, asking the government for money, needs her parents' help for everything. Dates random assholes and married men, all of whom bail quickly. Spends my childhood telling me that all males are worthless pieces of shit, even though she ne…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 11:51 PM
4

Hair color: black I'm looking at a blonde in the pics...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/19 10:31 AM
2

If your tits aren't DD or bigger, don't waste your time! Any dude who posted something like this would look like a colossal douche, but women have no issues with similar, ridiculous demands.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/19 10:22 AM
46

But... who's going to re-roof your house, or change your headlight bulbs? /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 11:58 AM
4

Fat, 2 kids, bitchy, and needs a man around to do everything.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/19 04:29 PM
3

Found the perfect man, how can I screw this up?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/19 03:20 PM
4

I really want to have a multi-hour talk about the meaning of everything with an overweight woman whose kids will interrupt every 30 seconds, knowing full well we'll never have sex. Actually, knowing she wouldn't try to sex me would be a relief.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/19 10:33 PM
3

The Big Question: "Y'all, this buffet is all-you-can-eat, right?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/19 10:22 PM
6

their life... Well, at least she can spell correctly. tiered Nevermind.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/19 11:34 PM
5

I'm 5'6" and run marathons, but limping along next to me, she wouldn't feel feminine, because she has me beat by a couple inches...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/19 01:13 PM
1

At some point, she'll come at you with a kitchen knife to settle an argument.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/19 11:20 AM
93

She will occupy all your fucking time. If she's not dragging you to another entertainment event, you'll be used as her handyman and her kids' taxi cab.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/19 01:12 PM
29

Don't you know pregnancy destroys your body, and there is literally nothing you can do about it? Other than eat a little less and exercise some? Totally unavoidable.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/19 11:56 PM
20

Might also have a history of being violent or abusive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/19 11:53 PM
1

Shopping for drugs and alcohol, apparently.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 01:35 AM
32

favorite movie is Deadpool Of all the incredible movies that have ever been produced, she picks a superhero movie made to entertain 8th grade boys with immature potty humor.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 01:31 AM
1

Lip job makes her look literally retarded.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 01:00 AM
14

At 5' tall, 5 extra pounds is flirting with disaster. She's at least double what would be a healthy weight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 12:57 AM
17

"No black guys, I learned my lesson. My father was right. Speaking of which, I live with my parents, so you need to have your own place and a car."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 12:54 AM
1

It's concealing whatever is underneath...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 12:50 AM
2

Yeah, that, plus the realization that society is going to hell, and half your paycheck is going straight to taxes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 12:10 AM
24

Typically, men get more conservative as they age. If you're a mid-30s liberal female, up against the wall, and looking for a man your age to start a family with (since you spent the last 15 years "focusing on my career"), then the majority of men you meet are going to be fairly conservative.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 05:34 PM
4

Other than the 3 boys you have to feed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 05:23 PM
3

Oh fucking hell
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/19 10:39 AM
2

Literally anyone else but her, too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/19 12:56 AM
6

Literally anyone else but her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 11:51 PM
13

This is the kind of woman that attracts the kind of man that will eventually molest her kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/19 11:13 AM
7

I'm damaged. I'm ugly. Quite the salesman. Well, at least she's honest, so no one will bother.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/19 11:11 AM
9

one of the big mistakes highlighted repeatedly in this sub is women who are getting advice from either single, separated or divorced women, and they are learning to follow the example of unhappy people. Yep, it's like a fat person talking to other fat people about how to lose weight. I listen to people (mostly women) do this at work all the time ("I heard it's good to eat 8 servings of fruit, and avoid starch after 3pm!"), and when I interject, they ignore me. Yeah, why listen to one of the only…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/19 12:54 AM
9

It's really not even that time consuming. Many things, such as mowing, dusting, surface cleaning, etc., only need to be done about once a week. Dishes and laundry are done inside of machines, generally, that you load & press a button on. Making a bed takes 15 seconds, straightening up a living room takes a couple of minutes. You can sweep/vacuum an entire house in 20 minutes or less. And as long as you tidy and wipe things down as you go, a house can stay very presentable and livable with no rea…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/19 12:47 AM
2

She's 5'4". Obesity starts at 175lbs for her height. She's easily that much.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/19 11:44 PM
4

She needs to lose about 60...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/19 11:42 PM
3

To this type of woman, all the good men are gay, dress up in thongs to express their pride at a parade, and adopt unwanted children of color.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/19 05:28 PM
3

They'll be wearing old pussy hats and protesting something in the streets, while decent people try to walk around them and go to work.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/19 05:24 PM
4

I've known easily a dozen women who don't think women should vote, because they say it does more harm to society than good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/19 05:22 PM
3

Or ask them to wash their own dishes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 03:05 AM
6

One of my favorite slams from back in H.S. was when a black friend in our group was bragging about fucking a hot, white cheerleader at our school. He did the whole, "Once they go black, they never go back," with a cocky smirk on his face. So I replied, "That's because we don't want them back." His smirk disappeared instantly as everyone laughed their asses off at him. He and I didn't speak much after that... for some reason.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 02:17 AM
1

I really want to sell you this car! Great, because I'd really like to buy it. First, though, how many previous owners? Er, uh... Well, it was a rental car for the first few years, then bought and sold several more times. Hey, wait, where are you going??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 01:57 AM
2

Drinks frequently, skin already sun blasted at 25. Yikes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 01:31 AM
5

They'll be reluctantly driving Subarus (if you get my drift) and wondering where they we went wrong. Because it was somehow all our fault.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 01:26 AM
4

Your turn ladies. Careful, if they approach us, it's likely to scam us out of resources, or to use us to raise their raking amongst their female "friends".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 01:23 AM
7

Pussy denied
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 01:19 AM
8

Relevant
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 01:18 AM
5

"My headlight bulb just went out. Who's going to change it for me?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 01:14 AM
16

Skinny jeans on dad bods, with beards trimmed to imitate a jaw line, isn't exactly attractive, no matter how much local craft beer she's dumped down her throat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 01:12 AM
3

I'm in my 40s, and my metabolism hasn't slowed one bit. It'll only slow because you've shown your body that you don't need it to do as much. Start running, train for a marathon. Never stop moving.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/19 03:18 AM
2

I'm sure they're real, she's just super overweight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/19 01:25 AM
12

They never take their share of responsibility... "OMG, why did you guys get divorced?!" "Well, he got tired of working 11hrs a day, then coming home to a trashed house, having to take care of my dirty dishes, mowing the lawn, and have boring sex every 8 weeks, while I sat on the couch and stared at my phone after waking up at 11am everyday. I mean... he was a total douchebag, and I dumped his sorry ass!" "Hells yeah, you go gurl!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/19 01:35 AM
9

Redditor-level neckbeard desperate
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/18 04:34 PM
11

Long walks on the beach and watching good movies...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/18 04:31 PM
7

Her grammar is about as good as her taste in men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/18 04:29 PM
5

Materials handler Puts items in Amazon boxes for $175,000 a year. Oops, I mean $8/hr.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/18 10:22 AM
4

Yes, they just need the man that all the other women want.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/18 01:18 AM
5

I'm in my 40s, and I have a 6'6" friend who is a year younger than me. He's been developing all sorts of height-related body issues for the past few years (according to his doctors); bad back, hips, knees, etc. He's in the healthy BMI range, btw. Meanwhile, I'm a foot shorter, and I still run, bike and play like I'm 18. If women want a tall man because he's a "protector", well, my buddy can barely get out of a chair currently, much less fight off a lion.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/18 01:10 AM
2

Right, so they ask you to choose for them, then systematically turn their nose to everything.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/18 01:57 AM
63

21 years after she dumped him, he's moved on, and she's still living with regret. But at least she's got some money in her solo bank account to keep her warm. I like that he told her to stop contacting him in 2000, and in the 13 years between that, and writing this op-ed, she still hadn't managed to find a man. Thirteen years went by and she was still alone. She's decent looking and makes good money, so it has to be her personality, right? Is she just a total cunt, or does she not even bother to…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/18 12:05 PM
4

We're becoming our own husbands Good, move your own refrigerator, and change your own headlight bulbs, then.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/18 11:51 PM
7

I stand by you by not being a rapist. I also work 50hrs a week, and have shit to do around the house, so fight your own battle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/18 01:35 AM
3

Looking for someone with a bank account before labor day, so she can quit her job "because they don't have maternity leave" at Wendy's. Plans to never work again, just stay home and make messes in the kitchen sink, never mow, watch shitty TV, and order food.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/18 11:15 AM
14

Right, but as soon as she realizes what you've done, she'll decide it was rape, and you'll have that to deal with. #metoo #imwithher #hillary2020
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/18 11:59 PM
7

Fat, has a kid, low-paying job, and a bad attitude about men. Pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/18 10:38 AM
8

Pyramid scheme
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/18 02:16 AM
34

That's because she's overweight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/18 02:14 AM
6

What do you call a woman that is over a 22 BMI? A: You don't call her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/18 04:38 PM
7

I'm poor, but I'm only interested in exotic Italian cars. Why should I have to settle for a used Civic?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/18 01:31 AM
2

Well, she just started "rock climbing," so she'll be rewarding herself with high-calorie crap after all 2 sessions before she drops out. And she likes exploring her city, which basically means wandering around to bars and restaurants to suck down more calories.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/18 12:24 AM
6

37, no kids, wants kids, already overweight. This won't end well for any man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/18 12:08 AM
15

It would cost $4 to replace, yet she hasn't done it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/18 12:02 AM
5

SJWs always are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/18 12:55 AM
3

It's supposed to look like hearts, for some ridiculous reason.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 01:57 AM
7

Yep, I hate it all. Paint your car, draw a picture, do whatever, but don't use your body as a canvas or pincushion.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/18 01:56 AM
9

Her kids are brats because they have no male role model, & mom is always at work or class = "autistic"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/18 01:54 AM
4

I'm a single mom a 4 kids No way that's accidental; she really thinks it's 'a' (uh), not 'of'.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/17 11:06 PM
9

Maybe that is half it's original size.
/r/MensRights30/09/11 08:56 AM
0

By "male", I meant before their wives cut their balls off.
/r/MensRights30/08/11 01:16 AM
7

My mom was also a hardcore feminist, and I spent my childhood listening to her talk shit about all males. Her father left her mother when she was 5, then she married the worst dude she could find at 19, as a way to rebel against her overly religious mother. After 3 kids, they divorced, and she began a long life of dating the same type of jackass over and over again. Of course, she continued to shit-talk men, all while never bothering to find a decent guy. Hence, we're all pieces of shit. Unlike …
/r/MensRights25/08/11 08:51 AM
2

Yes he can. I've found he most ridiculous opinions are those that make me question my own, and typically that just helps me understand myself even more. Gotta lift heavy weight if you want to bulk up.
/r/MensRights12/08/11 01:22 AM
6

Speaking of which, I saw a huge Dodge pickup today--all set up high and manly, like you'd expect of any redneck pickup in Missouri--with a rainbow sticker on the back. I was like, "Damn, I bet that was a rough talk he had with dad and the guys at the construction site."
/r/MensRights12/08/11 12:09 AM
8

He may not be a troll. Some people really do have strong opinions that are contrary to the general make-up of Reddit, but that doesn't mean they're trolling just to piss people off. I do agree that MensRights is an odd place to have put this, though. I thought the point of this subreddit was to show an inequality between the ways men and women are treated by society and the government.
/r/MensRights12/08/11 12:08 AM
-3

My parents were awful; circumcision was the only thing they did right.
/r/MensRights25/06/11 04:11 AM
2

I just did a very thorough check and now I need a little nap.
/r/MensRights12/02/11 10:02 PM
2

Man, how I wish I'd gone home with the wrong family...
/r/MensRights12/02/11 12:47 PM
13

If it helps prevent guys from unfair child support payments for some other dude's kid, then I'm all for it. No, I'm not in that situation, it's just always pissed me off when courts force a guy to pay, even when they are aware that he isn't the father.
/r/MensRights12/02/11 12:46 PM
2

Kids as weapons is good for no one.
/r/MensRights05/02/11 04:22 AM
–

"We demand equality!" slap in self desfense "OMG, never hit a woman!"
/r/MensRights03/02/11 06:11 PM
1

I picked brown for a reason. ;)
/r/MensRights16/01/11 03:26 AM
2

I've been harping on people about their pink t-shirts and lack of caring about prostate cancer for years. I've pissed off plenty of women at work who ask me why I don't wear pink on one of their BCA days, and I tell them I will, as soon as they wear brown to bring awareness to prostate or rectal cancer.
/r/MensRights16/01/11 02:11 AM
1

I think we're all more than aware of it now. How about we spend some time focusing on non-circumcised men and their relation to cervical cancer? Seems to be overlooked far more than boobies.
/r/MensRights16/01/11 02:09 AM
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Yeah, I hate that shit, too. Everyone gives me crap about whether or not my wife has trained me to keep the house clean since we got married. Truth is, I always had a perfectly clean place w/ everything where it belonged when I lived by myself, and now the place is usually a mess (her mess) and I'm always losing crap in the mix.
/r/MensRights26/12/10 09:48 PM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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