I am going to behave like a woman and only allow the good-looking ones the privilege of sitting next to me by moving my bags that I use to block adjacent seats.
Here's a fact you can use to refute the 75 cents vs. 1 dollar myth: Women in the porn industry make much more than the men. So it really depends on the type of job. Now choke on that, feminists! pun intended
Aren't there are strict rules on what you can and cannot wear / bring to the graduation ceremony? They dictate everything down to the color of your shoes! But they will probably make an exception for this ho since she is a special victim and all.