Alien, Charlie's Angels (original), Terminator - they were all great because the story wasn't that they were women, the story was that they were badasses period.
And complains about not having aftercare... as if any guy in his right mind wants to snuggle up to a harlot covered in some other guy's spit and cum and tell her that the handprints on her cheeks and gaping vagina are all he needs right now in this world.
RIP Godfather. He called it like he saw it which often meant speaking harsh truths instead of comfortable lies. If his audience took it to heart instead of taking it as an attack they could really find ways to improve their happiness.
Men start out at the wall and run backwards from it. We are judged based on what we provide monetarily which increases as we age. Some men just start further away from the wall based on height and looks.
Honestly you dodged a bullet. Cut your losses and move on. This should be the honeymoon phase - what’s going to happen 1 year into dating when she has a bad day? She doesn’t know what she wants and don’t let her use you as an experiment to figure it out. Date younger women with less baggage.
I want a good friend... ok, sounds cool, I like movies and music too. Here are my floppy tits... ah, so you want to dangle the sex carrot to get a friend to pay for stuff with the hopes of getting his mitts on one of those saggy baggies.
This is the equivalent of someone with a credit score of 2, no income and 4 previous bankruptcies walking into a Mercedes dealership and thinking they have all the bargaining power.
From 19-30, which is her prime. Women peak during this period and don’t magically get better looking after... she’s trying to sell a product that nobody wants.
Starting at ~42... Younger, healthy couples (she is a BBW which means morbidly obese) can take 3-6m of trying before they conceive. Older fat women... gonna take a miracle.
I always appreciate a good Hall & Oates reference. She'll only come out at night The chunky and hungry type Nothing is new I've seen her here before Watching and waiting Ooh, she's sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door You're paying to see what every other Chad got for free The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Chad's Jaguar Money's the matter If you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far
To be fair I’ve seen many women walk around the gym for an hour getting their smoothie on while texting on their phone instead of using any actual equipment.
I am so against hate that I think more straight white men should kill themselves! Edit: didn’t think I needed to add a “/s” but apparently I was wrong...
Who marries these harpies?! Jeezus. If your kid grows up to be an entitled shithead, it is because of you - not because of skin color or what is between their legs. Obviously, nothing is EVER her fault...
I agree - mostly. I think when people start dating in their early 20s, they want the 5 years, but when you are out of college and are getting more settled in life you only need about 3. So this puts 27 as the line in my opinion.
Don't forget that instant-family! All the kids without all of that pesky sex!!! And, when she decides to let you have a go, you are treated to a blown out tire that creeps around the edge of her granny panties...
Well don't forget about the instant family! You get to raise another guy's kids without all of that pesky sex - it'll only cost you a few grand per month too!
That last line is misleading - I find confidence and sexual maturity extremely attractive, especially on my 42yo wife. The difference is we have been together since we were in school in our 20s and have grown together and built our lives with and around each other.
I work in Cybersecurity consulting and this push to hire women will be the death of us. We allow women from non-related majors to apply in an effort to boost our numbers and look “woke.” We are encouraged to be more lenient with our interview questions as well (female candidates get asked more behavioral questions while males get more technical questions). We have some amazing team members who are women, but they aren’t amazing because they are women. You need a background and a strong interest …
I travel all the time for work (or I did until the apocalypse) and I NEVER help able-bodied women (unless they are really old) with their bags. Some even smile and fake lift it while looking at me and I just smile back and turn on my head phones.
I have an idea - take all of the money the men’s team made and all of the money the women’s team made (tournament, sponsorships, etc.) and put it in a giant pool. Then play a match between the two teams, winner takes all.
Guy: BBA and MBA from top tier schools, started and sold own business, completed 7 marathons (training for Boston), own 4 rental properties, work as highly-paid consultant. Crickets Girl: Attended 26 music festivals. Line of cock miles long
Ummm instant family? You have a toddler and in 6 months sleepless nights to look forward to. And you don’t even have to worry about all of that pesky sex!
All jokes and obvious comments aside - if any guy was so inclined to take her on a date, how would that even be possible? What you do? She’s pregnant so no bar (although she doesn’t seem like the type who would care). What about the 2 kids at home? Do you have to pay for a sitter too?
And don't forget 1-5 dads that you have to deal with. At best you stuck driving kids back and forth to agreed meeting spots and helping arranging visits, at worst you are being told to step up and fight the guy(s) because they upset her (and aren't you a real man?).
I have 2 kids (1 still an infant) and I’m reading this after just feeding her and getting her back to sleep. The nights are brutal and the fact I can string a coherent sentence together during the day is a miracle. Newborns are brutal! But the only reason I do it (and did it for the first one) I’d because these are my children... why the hell would any guy “step up” to do this for kids he has no rights to? That he didn’t help make. That will involve no sex for at least 6 weeks after birth.
She’s not the worst person we’ve seen on here - no demands about the guy being 6’ or having a 6 pack. The “few extra pounds” comment is a bit of a stretch.
Remember he was an "athlete" - so odds are he was recruited and went there for the free education and not because the culture of the school aligned with his values. He's different - which makes attractive.
I hate to sound cruel, but do you really want your offspring to have half of their genetic material from someone who doesn't understand actions and consequences and is obviously lacking in intelligence?
25 with 3 kids out of wedlock that she expects someone else to help take care of (because why on earth would she expect the actual fathers to do their job). As a reward you get a blown out pussy and a set of 60 year-old tits that fall to the side when (if) you are lucky enough to take that bra off. These posts make me laugh, cringe and cry all at the same time. She looks like she has good genes and is naturally pretty, could be a great mate... and then fucks it all up with poor decision making.
Many guys are so lonely and starved for affection that they will take it wherever they can get it. Hug your bros and don't let them make this mistake - together we can fix this!
You better know me before you judge me, but if you look at me just right and give me the tingles you can knock me up without me even knowing your name.
Seizure medicine increases the complexity of pregnancies thus making them more expensive (more Dr visits, blood tests, monitoring, etc.) wonder who is paying for it...?
One of my friends I grew up with went to law school to find a husband. I pointed out to her that a matchmaking service would be a helluva lot cheaper than the $150k in tuition, $xx in living expenses and $yy in interest that law school would cost her. She graduated. Failed the bar. Didn’t find a husband... now she can’t pay them back.
"He's still here! Open and shut case, Johnson. Apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere. Never seen anything like it." - Dave Chappelle
This happened to a former co-worker of mine. Co-signed in his wife’s debt, she dropped out because it was too hard and went back to her low-paying hourly job. They divorce (their marriage was toxic from everything I heard) and go their separate ways. She completely stopped making payments and convinced the lender to go after the co-signed (my co-worker) by showing them she was basically uncollectible because of how little she made. They harassed him and harassed him and he tried to work it out w…
“I want something serious” Sweetie, you have something serious, it’s called a child. So you were serious enough with Chad to let him blow his load in you but not serious enough to marry him?
She has to flaunt her tits because they are her only asset of value at this point (she’s hoping you don’t know that they will race around her sides the second her bra comes off).
I love how nobody stepped up to help when he was getting drinks dumped on him and food thrown at him but when she stood up and mis stepped into the pool the knights came running.
Well yes, many of the nice guys are gone - they formed bonds with someone who reciprocated and are in the process of growing their lives together. The other nice guys that remain have been burned in relationships (or even worse in a divorce) and have developed an acute radar to avoid the situation again. Of corse, there are assholes guys in her age group who can smell the desperation of a pump am dump from miles away and are circling like sharks.
How can you be so callous about this innocent life you’re about to bring into the world? This child has done nothing wrong and is the definition of pure innocence. You’re stupidity and failure to use the pill and/or a condom has caused this poor kid to begin their life with the deck stacked against them. I know we laugh at these morons but this shit is heartbreaking.
Not committed? Maybe you should have kept THAT in mind before you let him blow his load inside of you without birth control. Your actions have consequences...
I’d agree if she was the one who stepped out. In this case he was the one who made bad choices and ended the marriage. We can’t side with or against someone solely on the basis of their sex - we aren’t feminists. :)
My son said he was a car for a bit. I did not go out and get him a litter box or put a collar on him. I just pet his head and said “good kitty.” A few weeks later he was fire fighter. Then a train engineer. Now a soccer player...
She probably envisioned herself having a grand old time on the cock carousel while he stayed home and desperately swiped right. People who suggest opening a relationship don’t do so if they are expecting their partner to slay more than them.
She could be divorced and just looking to meet someone. Doesn’t make a list of stupid demands about height, cars, money or sucking toes. She is a far cry from the usual THOTs we see on here.
And that isn’t high-on-the-chest 22 y/o cleavage - those tits have seen some things. I’d bet that once you get that bra off they will each execute their own escape plan and go running in different and unpredictable directions.
Don’t think they’re fake amigo. Flabby arms. Wide hips and ass. And she is pushing them up while bent over. I bet if she unleashed them from that push up bra they’d be like fried eggs hanging from a nail.
She’s pretty attractive (physically) and had enough money to do this stupid princess party - meaning she likely attracted multiple viable male suitors between the ages of 18-40 (22 years or adult dating). Nothing came of it. All of this leads to one conclusion... she has to be a total head case.
We’ve had 7 new hires in my consulting group over the last 12 months, all of them female (big push to get more women into cyber security). Only 1 of them is worth anything - she’s very smart, finds creative solutions to problems, puts in more than a full day and often can work without any direction (both of her parents are former FBI agents so I think that’s where her work ethic and drive come from); I like her a lot. The other 6 are completely worthless. I can never seem to find them, they don’…
