TheCosmicSausage Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
3	[32F] Translation: "I've spent my college years partying and now I'm ready to find the right guy. Dating is just so much harder online, but it's still easier to meet Doctors with my post-wall resting bitch face. One thing I know is if you are a Doctor, we can meet up." Some parts of the bio seems to have been taken out from a book written by a third rate author. "Big smile, bigger dreams and even a bigger heart"? "I refuse to give up on love"? Come on, lady, you're 32! This is the type of bio that attracts nice guys, who are literally people that are deceived by appearances.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/06/18 04:02 PM
19	29 and divorced. She needs help with vetting her current bf for possible marriage. He wont show and tell about his money and other assets. It's funny. They don't ask that question, but if the guy in question had asked about her sexual partner count, everyone would have lost their mind.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/05/18 07:54 PM
2	[22F] "I have a 3 year old son", yadda yadda, "love attention and being babied", yadda yadda, tits! yadda yadda, "not tryna have my heart broken again", yadda yadda, "boobs are huge." Flair definitely checks out. Her saving grace is that she is good looking even though she's got some extra pounds. Aside from that, the other characteristics (attention seeking behavior, kids, awkwardness) are more like defects. Only a fool would get into a committed relationship with a girl that has a kid, and even if it was to extract sex from her, it would still be bad idea because usually it is simply just not worth the effort. She would have had more chances if she had just left her descrip…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/05/18 03:54 PM
3	[24F preggo + 1] Drive-Thru Translation: "I'll take a Chadly Thunderdong and a side order of Beta Billys with extra Che$$e, hold the special sauce on those please" Sorry Ma'am, your ass is overdrawn. Try your luck over at Cuck King. The fact that she is looking for a "baby daddy" should be enough for anyone with two braincells to ignore this profile. But hey, I gotta admit that at least, she's being honest.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/05/18 02:08 PM
7	"Conflicted because I cant lose this man, but I'm also scared at the idea of settling down with my last man at 21." I bet on the fact that she will leave him.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/05/18 02:06 PM
3	[22F] "Im a single mom with very little free time. I have one son who is my whole world. I have 18 tattoos and quite a few piercings. I'm pretty boring to be honest. I smoke tree like everyday." Exactly. The tattoo and her son are the deal breaker with me, aside from the fact that she's got no future.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	16/05/18 12:28 AM
2	[23F] - Where muh gentlemens at? Tired of all these cheaters! More like, where are your eyebrows at? God damn.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	16/05/18 12:20 AM
111	[MEME] le Marilyn Monroe quote I think it'd be just my opinion, but if her worst is horrible (crippling depression, bipolar disorder, nonsensical insecurities) her best can't be much better.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/05/18 02:49 PM