TheSwearBot Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
5	What should guys in their 20s be doing to build an overall promising future financially but also socially/SMV wise? Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the bowdlerized version of your comment: bruh what the freak are yall on, this some weakling shoot. u guys are two shootin dudes who have a mortal enemy on a jumpin pickup forum.	/r/askTRP	28/05/17 09:08 PM
1	One huge benefit many MGTOW seem to keep forgetting! What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: Jazz that poop. They know every bonking move you make before you even make it. They tell you precisely how often and how loudly you snored and how many boom times they had to wrestle the doom covers back from you.	/r/MGTOW	27/05/17 11:54 AM
1	Man serves 4 YEARS in prison for a fake rape accusation until it's discovered the woman lied. He gets $90,000 as a "compensation", she gets a 2 month weekend service-only sentence. <sup>Wow!</sup> <sup>You</sup> <sup>actually</sup> <sup>swore</sup> <sup>so</sup> <sup>much</sup> <sup>you</sup> <sup>summoned</sup> <sup>The</sup> <sup>Swear</sup> <sup>Bot!</sup> <sup>Here's</sup> <sup>the</sup> <sup>bowdlerized</sup> <sup>version</sup> <sup>of</sup> <sup>your</sup> <sup>comment:</sup> Ugly butt fat puss. Choke her to death with my small donk dong.	/r/MensRights	15/05/17 09:41 AM
3	It is only in your mind that you build barriers Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the watered-down version of your comment: Here's the thing. All female dogs love pillow forts. Not everyone that loves pillow forts is a hussy. Everyone that asks if their love of pillow forts makes them a floozy is a female dog. tldr ya.	/r/seduction	12/04/17 04:01 PM
1	"Ciswomen are Over" - hilarious essay I ran across on another site Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the bowdlerized version of your comment: For a conservative, I'm fairly tolerant of a lot of stupid bonkery. Trans people need to be filed away in group homes or some shoot. He t the flip out my restaurants, my workplaces and my schools with your fudging stupid rubbish.	/r/TheRedPill	08/04/17 11:49 PM
19	Girlfriend who tried to kill her partner by pouring sulphuric acid on him for as he slept leaving him disfigured and blind is jailed for life Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the adulterated version of your comment: Who grabbed your coward? Flip poop fool cherry	/r/MensRights	22/03/17 07:41 AM
2	Hamster in Action 1: Sluts explain why they are still virgins Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the bowdlerized version of your comment: This. What the love? Handjobs are sex now? You can be a strumpet and a virgin I suppose but chicks running around sucking all kinds of roosters that havent actually shot is prob pretty rare.	/r/TheRedPill	20/03/17 10:39 PM
3	Socialists are idiots. Get the fuck out of my movement. What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: You are a waffle. Get the bang out of my movement, cherry. PS Did i mention that you are a waffle?	/r/MensRights	13/03/17 08:54 AM
1	Long time lurker... NEED to get this shit off my chest Shame on you, /u/Mckallidon, using hideous language like that, on reddit of all places! This is a kid's site. You should know better, but because you don't, here's my family-friendly version of your comment: Flip that stink. Move. Nothing bangs a living space up like a fat stupid puss.	/r/TheRedPill	12/03/17 01:26 PM
1	What's the agenda for pushing more women in tech? Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the watered-down version of your comment: Hey roastie, how many did you bang? You bonking jade? Is your mom tarting around you lady of the night? I am not leaving. Just that I will jazz you over. Remember that.	/r/askTRP	02/03/17 01:49 AM
-1	Shows off girlfriend; gets told she made sex video same day. Red Pill Stories. Woah there, that was, uh...obscene. Here's the adulterated version for those kids out there: Danget that dudes dong is thick as heck yet she takes it with out any problem. What the love is the point of my average sized rooster? I don't get it	/r/MGTOW	26/02/17 05:14 AM
1	F*ck your Feelings on TRP What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: You can't be a goblin living in an behind and worship namby-pamby. If you truly worshiped pantywaist, in a world where you had the choice, you would live in a kitty cat rather than an jenny, thus making you a cat goblin.	/r/TheRedPill	23/02/17 11:00 AM
8	girlfriend starting fights at extremely convienant times. What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: Haha wench wanted to bonk a chad on valentines and this boi is still gonna buy her shoot.	/r/MGTOW	15/02/17 05:04 PM
6	Never Get Emotionally Involved With a Woman Who Has Lots Of Tattoos Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the watered-down version of your comment: let's freaking face it. They're all strumpets anyway! Without exception. They can have sex with anyone they want and they do. Tattoo's whatever. They science anyone they want and they do. They are all fathead lady of the nights in the first place! AWALT	/r/TheRedPill	25/01/17 12:45 AM
1	New Orleans Woman Arrested After Kicking Her Boyfriend in the Face...In Front of the Police Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the bowdlerized version of your comment: Read the comments section where some feminist beaver states that since the guy is bigger he should have been arrested. The fudging floozies need to be dealt with. Fudging women and flipping feminists. May they drown in males tears....literally drown.	/r/MGTOW	19/01/17 02:35 AM
1	Weekly Incel-Saturday Megathread (24 December 2016) Shame on you, /u/bloopermans, using hideous language like that, on reddit of all places! This is a kid's site. You should know better, but because you don't, here's my family-friendly version of your comment: Of go to science you bonking fool twerp, calling women trolls is misogynist as flip.	/r/PurplePillDebate	26/12/16 12:24 AM
2	Girlfriend meets Chad at party. Has a wild weekend of rough sex. Get's pregnant. Want's to keep the child and stay with Boyfriend, and Boyfriend agrees. Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the watered-down version of your comment: I hate these fudging chicks, I really do. I called some loving floozy beautiful before, and i have no idea why. Probably cause I wanted to hump her.	/r/TheRedPill	16/12/16 08:07 PM
0	In light of the recent events on Reddit What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: If you agree both are icky and equally unfair then you must agree it's reasonable to poop on op for making rotten post the same way it's correct to shoot on the group that put out that stinky campaign image.	/r/MensRights	13/12/16 02:58 AM
2	Google's definition of Rapist. WTF <sup>Wow!</sup> <sup>You</sup> <sup>actually</sup> <sup>swore</sup> <sup>so</sup> <sup>much</sup> <sup>you</sup> <sup>summoned</sup> <sup>The</sup> <sup>Swear</sup> <sup>Bot!</sup> <sup>Here's</sup> <sup>the</sup> <sup>adulterated</sup> <sup>version</sup> <sup>of</sup> <sup>your</sup> <sup>comment:</sup> You want me to walk away from you? Shoot you turn around I'm about to hump you in the donk pretty floozy.	/r/MensRights	03/12/16 07:31 AM
2	Asking women to stay sexually pure is like asking an extreme sportsperson to stay at home. What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: No; male streetwalkers are mocked for wanting to marry virgins. Male virgins are mocked for lady of the night shaming. Virgins should marry virgins, and strumpets should marry lady of the nights. Then there wouldn't be so many mismatched libidos.	/r/PurplePillDebate	02/12/16 10:54 AM
1	Feminists are the greatest argument for rape. Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the watered-down version of your comment: ... bonking ... fudging ... freaking ... banging ... jumping ... banging ... banging ... flipping It's practically a speech impediment.	/r/MGTOW	02/12/16 10:51 AM
3	Men just don't get to cash in on their peak SMV years due to the circumstances like women do. Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the bowdlerized version of your comment: No it isn't. Science money, ya sure it's good you can buy stink and travel to some banging places but what's the shooting point when you're lonely as a unpleasant person because your shooting friends are bonking married and have ugly little stinks called kids.	/r/TheRedPill	23/11/16 01:07 AM
1	What is with up these men who want to share their women with other men? What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: Very few actually like it. Compared against having his wife's attorney's burrito up his fool in court, he may as well have some Chad bull's candle stick in her pantywaist and watch (if she allows it).	/r/MGTOW	15/11/16 04:43 AM
23	Military Women Complain About Being Ignored And Underappreciated Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the adulterated version of your comment: Crap off. The only reason those floozies join the military is to take Private Chad's private rooster up their public mean person. Shooting floozies all of them.	/r/MGTOW	15/11/16 12:51 AM
1	What is this pill? Woah there, that was, uh...obscene. Here's the adulterated version for those kids out there: It means you can suck your own rooster and slap female dogs while riding on a John deer tractor. Bonk Honda. Maybe bobcat will do but we won't science with a Hyundai.	/r/askTRP	13/11/16 10:51 AM
4	Wife wont let me watch movies Woah there, that was, uh...obscene. Here's the watered-down version for those kids out there: Christ what a namby-pamby. My dong is inverting from the title alone. Call your wife a cherry. I promise she won't leave pansy.	/r/askMRP	11/11/16 07:04 AM
3	I bathe in feminist tears! Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the adulterated version of your comment: MURICA CRAP YEAH! Holy shoot I'm shooting proud of you guys! I'm from Brazil and this year we kicked a fudging she-devil out of the presidency after the bankrupting the country! There is hope public nuisances!	/r/MGTOW	09/11/16 10:28 AM
1	Azealia Banks reports Russell Crowe to the police, claiming he called her a 'n****r' and 'choked' her during a party in his hotel room. Quickly deletes Facebook posts when witnesses come forward. Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the watered-down version of your comment: God I hate DailyMail, their articles are written like stink every jumping time. Literally repeating the same sentences over and over again. Kids fail high school english for that shoot, why the chaos is it in modern journalism.	/r/PussyPassDenied	19/10/16 09:41 AM
-5	Step one of wanting to have success in the game, you have to stop lying to yourself about it! What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: Crap 3's and 4's until you learn how to game them. Then jazz 4's and 5's. Eventually you'll realize wenches ain't poop. After that, it will be easy.	/r/TheRedPill	12/10/16 08:47 AM
2	[FR] Damsel In Distress [NC&KC] What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: You seemed pretty bent about this. You sucking his wiener you little queen? Go bonk yourself negro tramp twat	/r/seduction	06/10/16 03:46 PM
2	Eating out a MILF, how risky is it really? Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the bowdlerized version of your comment: If you want to eat her coward, then eat her wimp. If you want to eat her donkey, then eat her dope. It's not a big deal like you're making it out to be.	/r/askTRP	04/10/16 10:51 PM
5	A sad, sad story: woman commits suicide after a video of her cheating her boyfriend went viral. What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: What the hump, who da love sees his girlfrend sucking a burrito in an alley and defends it? What in the bloody science has society become?	/r/TheRedPill	15/09/16 12:05 AM
0	The real reason people think hitting a woman is soooooo baaaaad What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: We'll do any dang thing we please. Love off. The only reason I won't hit a woman is if I avoid them so they don't love with my life. If she craps with my life and stopping her means hitting her I will punch her shooting throat.	/r/MGTOW	05/09/16 11:32 AM
1	If females may freely fondle in a sexual manner any male they please, should men not petition the courts to decriminalise all nonconsensual caresses done by either sex? 😘	/r/MensRights	10/08/16 10:41 PM
3	If females may freely fondle in a sexual manner any male they please, should men not petition the courts to decriminalise all nonconsensual caresses done by either sex? Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! No one wants that... Here's the adulterated version of your comment: It's never objectification when a dwarf wants to shoot, shitlorde`. It's only disgusting when a man who a woman isn't attracted to want to science, and that's objectifying women. Gods, it's like you're all stupid or something. /s Message me to report any bugs, unsubscribe this bot from your subreddit, or anything else!	/r/MensRights	10/08/16 10:12 PM
1	Angry Father Tells Off Nasty Skank on a Train to Sit Down! What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human: No. Love you. I countered every bloody point you made and now that you've run out of stink to say you're gonna resort to "umadbro?" Yeah, science you. You need to calm up. Message me to report any bugs, unsubscribe this bot from your subreddit, or anything else!	/r/PussyPassDenied	10/08/16 06:17 AM