Do you think Shrek is the only ogre in existence? Or are you one of those Shrek obsessives that google Rule34 Shrek and beat off to it? Do you want to lick his swampy ass and have him call you his wee don-key? Tickle his bagpipes when you give him a reach around? Does that stuff the onions in your haggis just right? I'm just fucking with you, obviously Shrek is the exception because Dreamworks can't have Shrek murdering children, he can only fuck magical kung-fu princesses and kill faceless knig…
Shrek does his fair share of killing in the first movie. He is by no means 'chillax' until he gets some stink on his dick from that medieval ogre pussy.
I'm sure Shrek has eaten a few children before he got a boner for Fiona, they just wouldn't show it in the movie unless there is a directors cut I don't know about.
Calling her a pig is an insult to pigs, they are actually smart animals. This bitch is more like an ogre, grinding bones to make her bread and all that.
