TheresNoSpoon Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
2	Why are women all of the sudden interested in you if they see you with another girl "Are you gay?" "Yep. I have a thing for women. I may be a lesbian".	/r/seduction	18/06/14 06:11 PM
0	Women inviting me to go out with them and another guy? "I'm shy. I'm not ready for a threesome". "You don't need a bodyguard. I will protect you against any zombie attack".	/r/seduction	24/04/14 07:15 PM
31	Popular responses to a girl calling you buddy? This has worked great for me: "Who told you we are friends??? I dont even like you". Say it with a flirty tone. EDIT: You can add a lot of "insults". Such as "You are lazy, obnoxious, a pain in the ass. I really hate people like you". But ALWAYS keep an openly flirty and playful tone. I even escalate kino during my response.	/r/seduction	23/04/14 04:14 AM
8	Help with shit test I don't see it as a shit test. More like an opportunity to bang her. Next time, just say "Why don't you come over, and see just how much I missed you". Say it with a devilish tone, so she knows to be prepared for the fuck of her life. That way, any time she uses that line, you get to bang her. Win-Win.	/r/seduction	23/09/12 05:58 PM
1	I bruised the head of my weiner... advice needed. Turn off the lights? You know, for romantic reasons...	/r/seduction	04/07/12 11:33 PM