Yes, that's essentially what /u/itsmevichet said. I think his answer has been the best in the thread so far. I was just being a douche because.....I'm kind of a douche.
"Hi" They say "Hi" back Your unwavering eye contact and smile creeps them the fuck out. You keep standing there "Um..." one of them says You keep standing there They leave, one of them calls you a creep on the way out. TLDR: Your post sucks