TractorLoving Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
2	People who are really good at first dates, what advice do you have? One day you will son, one day.	/r/seduction	28/02/25 03:56 AM
3	People who are really good at first dates, what advice do you have? My advice is this. Visualise a baboon wanting honour and bravery. Now slowly, but surely, become that baboon and jump on top of café tables with the same stance and walk as a baboon. Then make the transformer sound when they change shape and she'll then understand that the baboon was only a simple singular form that you can take. Many forms, many stories, many women. This is life, take it by the bananas and you'll understand the meaning of this quantum we're all living in.	/r/seduction	27/02/25 02:10 AM
4	Simple but Weird Technique to Stop Putting Girls On a Pedestal Why are people upvoting this shit advice? Lol it's like a 13 year old boy who got his first pube wrote this shit	/r/seduction	18/02/25 02:01 AM
3	Weird but interesting encounter with a wealthy older couple…what do you think? This is what I'm thinking: The way you have to act is as if you're a dude, that's playing a dude, that's then playing ANOTHER dude. This allows the margin for error to be as reliable as the Titanic ship that everyone talks about but no one has actually seen. Was the titanic even real? If so, then present it to me motherfucker! I hope this helps, this sub is always golden for advice	/r/seduction	16/02/25 05:55 AM
3	How to purposefully date for sex? What you must do, is flail around on the floor like a fish on the floor of a fishing boat. This high intensity movement will surely attract many women who are wanting sexual contact	/r/seduction	14/02/25 11:39 PM
5	How can I initiate car sex? You must make the sounds of a dying giraffe on the intersection of a motorway leading to a medium sized town. This should really help move things along and get you the sex you need	/r/seduction	14/02/25 04:19 AM
1	How to initiate conversations with women at the club? Best way is this: Crawl on all fours and breathe heavily with your tongue hanging out like a dog. Then loudly wail: "I must wager my paycheck on the revival of the ottoman empire!" And then make the noises of a trapped donkey. This will put you at the centre of attention for some time, which you can then use for your benefit. No need to thank me by the way, I just offer top tier advice for the benefit of you young lads	/r/seduction	09/02/25 03:40 AM
5	Asking out a cashier? What you must do, is walk in to the shop, smash a glass of beer on to the floor, and then shout: RICKY RICARDO IS THE NEW RICHARD GERE! This should really escalate the situation young lad.	/r/seduction	08/02/25 12:06 AM
-1	I Asked 20 Women Why They Slept With Me: Their Answers Changed My Game This guy's Asian, he probably has a three incher	/r/seduction	05/02/25 10:47 PM
5	If you had to choose would you rather? What reasons came about to make you a 40 years old virgin? Just curious	/r/seduction	05/02/25 10:36 PM
1	How to be good in bed as a woman? Push your mouth directly in to a pillow placed on the bed and shout in to it: "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!" After that I'm not sure what you'll do but it'll definitely set the mood for the entirety of the encounter	/r/seduction	05/02/25 10:33 PM
3	How to Join a Group of Girls’ Conversation Without Making It Awkward or Annoying The best thing one can do in the presence of women is to offer them a hillbilly style ranch sauce which is complimentary to a good bucket of KFC Chicken 🐔🍗	/r/seduction	05/02/25 06:27 AM
7	How to approach a man with my eyes What you must do is learn one of the speeches by an EU leader from recent times and bellow it out to him nonchalantly. This should do the trick!	/r/seduction	05/02/25 05:13 AM
3	How would you approach winning back a girl that had a crush on you at first but you ruined it by being too needy? Do some research on Fidel Castro and make hip hop rap tunes about his history and life. This'll really get her going!	/r/seduction	05/02/25 05:00 AM
-2	What are some of the best practices or tips to give a girl great orgasms? Tell her the entire backstory of Barack Obama, that should really get her in the mood	/r/seduction	03/02/25 02:33 AM
39	Why do girls i used to talk to like my pictures of me and my current girlfriend? They want you to read Winston Churchill's biography to them as a bedtime story	/r/seduction	02/02/25 03:53 AM
2	I Moved Abroad for Dating - and Had This Surprising Lesson Inner work is the best work, environments are subject to change. Don't hold on to something that changes every few minutes, you'll always be lost. Work on your inner self and you'll never have to go to the other side of the world for happiness.	/r/seduction	30/01/25 12:52 AM
0	Which books do you recommend to start? Bible	/r/seduction	28/10/24 07:01 AM
3	I [21M] just had one of the best nights of my life You must acknowledge that	/r/seduction	19/02/24 03:02 PM
22	I [21M] just had one of the best nights of my life Well Jordan actually went to the Washington Wizards after Chicago so he didn't go out on top	/r/seduction	19/02/24 12:47 AM