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17

As a late 20s guy, the mediocre sex isn’t worth the stress and financial burden. FYI, the equation doesn't really change going forward.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/23 12:15 PM
13

I really can't stand people who deliver their preferences as a challenge. "Are you man enough, tough enough, mature enough etc. to __________?" Honey, you're not in any position to issue challenges/ultimatums.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/23 12:21 AM
4

Actually, according to the BMI calculator I used (Omnicalculator,) - I'm not making this up - they use the term: "Super obese [class V]" Just guessing, I'm thinking this leaves 'morbidly obese' in the dust.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/22 11:06 PM
2

Project Manager was the other even money bet. Of course these days, "Calvin Klein underwear model" isn't off the table. ;)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/22 10:46 PM
8

Nope, they're out of her reach. Her match is the doped up part timer at Taco Bell.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/09/22 10:30 PM
5

Hilarious. She's wants an entirely new and even rarer breed of unicorn. And what's with the picture? It looks like she just had a slip & fall accident. Oh, and we're all supposed to believe this 18 yo slip & fall victim is into museums and art galleries.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/22 06:21 PM
4

THATS the picture she went with? A photo booth at a carnival would have produced near pro level compared to that shit. She adores...Physical fitness... Hmm, I am somewhat skeptical on that one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/22 11:06 PM
6

All these women think that by simply being the proud owner of a high mileage vagina, that they are somehow entitled to a top 5% man. There are far finer, higher quality women than her that can't get that sort of man. Lil Queeny there is a solid 6 on a good day... in low light. What chance is she going to have? Dream big sweet cheeks. I'm seeing boxed wine and cats in her future..
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/22 10:48 PM
3

So, do any single mother's on OLD have any children that are just average or even awful. "Mother to a moderately decent child." "Mother to a demonic hellspawn." They can't all be awesome or amazing. The wall seems to have arrived somewhat early. Not trying to seem mean, but seeing the picture before the age, I just assumed mid 30s.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/22 12:19 AM
8

"She needs Groupon, not Tinder" FTW
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/22 07:06 PM
2

"Amateur cook." Seriously? Of all the meaningless things to add. That could mean damn near anything. No posted age along with the RBF? Looks like a real fun time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/22 04:18 PM
1

"Anthem: WAP..." I think we're done here..
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/22 04:10 PM
16

She's right about one thing - John is a douche bag. He's banging his buddy's girl. That's a good way to get on the wrong end of a whoopin. Her, well shit, it's clearly to much trouble to take some initiative with her beta male provider. no, just bang his friend. People suck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/22 11:22 PM
11

I can't help but wonder what sort of traffic she gets. That might not be the most off-putting dating profile I've seen, but it's close.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/22 03:55 PM
4

Honestly, the best part here is the blocking the identity of the cat. Let's unpack here: Red flags - Scorpio + Liberal = insufferable & entitled Red flag multipliers: Graduate degree + Spiritual = Condescendingly & spiritually insufferable. This is before you even factor in the crumb cruncher.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 06:51 PM
5

Can you catch crabs from just reading a dating profile? (sideshow Bob shudder.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 06:35 PM
13

I assumed she meant 80 Kilos.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/22 04:01 PM
8

"...everyone in this room is now dumber..."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/22 01:15 AM
28

I HOPE it's a filter. There's so much else f__ked up here...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 06:03 PM
3

"Convocation starters" LOL. Apparently Oswald Bates has a sister.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 09:29 PM
3

IDK, I think she needs more check marks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 09:06 PM
4

Great pics, looks like fucking bomb went off in there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/22 09:42 PM
8

Another one reaches the epiphany phase and freaks out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/22 04:01 PM
7

Sorry, I doubt anyone can do that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/22 03:27 PM
11

Kid "lives elsewhere?" Yeah, that's not a red flag at all. 29? Damn girl. Get your crap together.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/22 05:52 PM
3

"I have a graduate degree and good credit, shut up, and do what I tell you!" Chad seems to have worn out not only his welcome, but that of all men after him.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 02:07 AM
1

So much entitlement so young, she's clearly a prodigy. I'm guessing 2 kids of varying shades just out of frame.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 02:54 PM
1

Conflicted. I have questions, but I'm also pretty sure I don't really want to know the answers. These just keep getting worse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/22 02:56 PM
9

It's amazing that there were at least two times someone was able to get it up and finish the job with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/22 02:00 PM
33

She didn't read the memo all the way to the end. Ladies, you can't start phoning it in until after the wedding.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 12:24 PM
5

Even if she wasn't a bailout princess, omg , the illiteracy on display here...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 07:12 PM
8

Pathetic. Entitlement princess expects everyone else to bail her out. Hey, call the govt, they'll fix it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 12:06 AM
10

Sooo, if I have something of interest, the hook up is on the table? Am I reading that right? It's all so confusing. ;)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/22 04:59 PM
112

The responses are probably epic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/21 04:00 PM
2

...and that's just the stuff she's willing to acknowledge publicly. Holy shit. Imagine all the cool shit she's holding back just to drop on her next victim.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/21 09:13 PM
1

After that first pic, I'm surprised anyone was curious enough to read the rest.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 10:05 PM
1

This is very confusing. Why is she looking for just dudes? Seems like the whole "Pansexual" thing should have her casting a bigger net.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/21 04:30 PM
2

I think white dudes dodged a bullet here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/21 12:59 AM
2

Demi....sexual?? Moore or Lavato? Seriously though, why even have a dating profile? She doesn't like men or even herself, judging by her appearance. Abusive relationship - anymore I take it to mean that her ex stopped taking her crap and kicked her to the curb.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/21 12:56 AM
4

Him: "So, sweety, I believe I met almost all of your criteria, However, I like to talk about places I've visited on vacation." Her: "I guess we're done here." Him: "You might want to rethink your position on cats."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 01:16 AM
3

So wait... "not looking for a hook up?" OK fine, oh look another cliche', but whatever. "Not looking for a relationship..." Well alrighty then,,, but one must now ask, why TF do you have a dating profile at all? Oh, and that pic with the tiara is just so symbolic. That pic alone expresses the disaster going on here. That could be the lead pic and you would really need no further info
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 03:50 PM
4

All bow down to my fist full of victim cards.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 07:55 PM
4

"Sooo... if I pled my felony down to a misdemeanor, we're cool right?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/21 06:43 PM
6

"not looking for a hookup." Unspoken: "but if I find one, that's cool." "spiritual" Sure, whatever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/11/21 02:32 AM
2

But, hey, she's vaccinated, so there's that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/21 04:20 PM
1

Not that it matters that much, but I'd love to know a bit of the back story here. The balls on that girl.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 02:31 PM
3

Ok, quite the mess here. However, I am confused about the "used to own '13 Kawi Ninja 300." Not sure what information I'm expected to take away form this out of context bit of knowledge. I can only assume that it's supposed to let me know that she used to be cool. Sounds like Mr. Meowgi is the one I want to hang out with.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 05:13 PM
2

A woman might, if it meant she could use it to shit on other women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 04:33 PM
2

So, in the words of so many pretentious actors, "what's my motivation here?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/21 08:12 PM
1

Not just a forehead... a fivehead. ​ I'll see myself out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/21 11:32 PM
10

So I guess the question that remains, is: Is there anything a woman can do that is so heinous that a bunch of ditzy tramps on Reddit won't try to come up with an excuse to justify it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/21 02:31 AM
6

She does serve up a serious word salad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 08:24 PM
2

"No, I am not DTF..." Well, not now. Clearly she was, though, about 8 months ago. That's a... rugged 28 right there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 07:21 PM
5

Some of these are so horrible that I fell like we're being trolled. For whatever reason these lyrics just popped into my head when I saw this... disaster. Step right up, and don't be shy Because you will not believe your eyes The Tubes - She's A Beauty
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/21 09:24 PM
22

That gave me the Sideshow Bob shudder.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/21 07:20 PM
4

brilliant
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 03:42 PM
3

Yeah, money too. THough to be fair, it could have gone worse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/21 09:23 PM
16

Ditto. Would have saved me a lot of drama and an ill advised marriage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/21 08:42 PM
13

What a shit show. "I have grown as a lady..." That has got to be the funniest thing I've read in some time. Also a really excellent example of the alpha f__ks, beta bucks" phenomenon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/21 08:38 PM
5

I meant that even with testing, actual paternity can be made irrelevant simply by the fraud going on long enough. I know that DNA testing didn't come into its own until the 90s. You could still challenge paternity in the 80s (& before) with blood tests, though it could only eliminate, not prove paternity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 11:30 AM
8

Unless you wait too long to get the test. Then the courts are like "well she fooled you long enough for the kid to call you 'daddy,' so you're on the hook regardless of who the real daddy is."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 05:34 PM
10

"Gosh sweetness, let me ditch my son, my bike, and my Xbox for a pregnant narcissist."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/21 09:40 PM
6

I was thinking the same thing. I'm sure it's not a red flag at all. ;)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/21 12:40 PM
3

Dayum! The wall showed up early, with attitude. Tragic really.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/21 05:49 PM
5

Just sprayed coffee. "The more you know..."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/21 03:55 PM
9

"Swimming" my brain went straight to, "Yeah, manatees swim a lot."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/21 12:08 AM
3

Wow, with messaging like that, she should be in advertising.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 04:33 PM
1

I'm confused, what's my incentive here? By her own description, she sounds horrible.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/21 07:59 PM
77

But it only costs you 20% of your income. What a deal! You can't afford not to do it.😉
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/21 12:38 PM
1

"Low miles, only a few previous owners, and so forth?" Tell me another one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/21 06:36 PM
5

"it's clever & cute." No, it's cringy and degrading. I can't imagine how useless these women will be in a few years, hell even right now for that matter. I dare anyone to hold a conversation with them above 5th grade level for more than a few minutes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 01:24 AM
6

Translation: "Angry, mean spirited, femina_i looking for beta male provider to verbally abuse and not have sex with." Why do these women even bother with with dating apps?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 12:35 AM
12

So, does she want to settle down, or does she not want to take life "to" seriously?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 07:15 PM
1

Narrative translation: "Trying to sell my born again virginity." Picture translation: "Use me like a plastic f__k doll." The wall got an early start here...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 06:24 PM
3

Everything I needed to know was well covered w/ "collage." The rest was standard "bailout" fare. Though 3 crumb crunchers at 20 seems makes her a bit of an overachiever. There should be a rule: If you can't spell "college," you probably shouldn't be attending it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 06:01 PM
46

So, just to clear, this isn't a parody?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/21 11:16 PM
4

Correction, "fat takeaway." ;) Yeah, my mind also read this as "large, unstable woman wants bailout."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/21 11:24 PM
2

I want to girlfriend ;) So hey, it just so happens I'm a wealthy dude looking for a failed 30+ parasite of an Asian woman who appears to have nothing to offer me!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/21 04:39 PM
2

Day late & a dollar short... On a completely unrelated subject, I think I need to invest in stocks that cater to cat related products...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/21 04:34 PM
6

Title should read: EX-GF told me I have what's called BF dick. No one needs a c__t like her around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/21 04:31 PM
3

Flashed back to: "To serve man! It's a cookbook."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/21 08:41 PM
7

Not scorned? I'll admit to being somewhat confused on that one. Is there some metric for scorned or not scorned? If I were scorned, how would she know?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/21 08:22 PM
2

My journey relating to love and relationships, in the past, has been somewhat of a rollercoaster carousel. there, fixed it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/21 01:35 AM
51

Why do so many women have half-destroyed cell phones?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/21 09:59 PM
2

What, no link to her OF?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/21 02:51 PM
3

Not a grammar nazi, but damn...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/21 03:32 AM
2

So much for the whole "don't need no man..." thing. "Ambients?" I'm not a huge grammar nazi, but piss poor spelling& grammar on a narrative that is essentially an ad for a mate just strikes me as exceptionally lazy. If you can't even be bothered to proof your profile narrative, (red flags aside) why should I bother to dig any deeper? Rant off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/21 03:35 PM
9

OMG, she is annoying. She could be hot as hell and that voice would be a deal breaker. What's that thing women always say when they leave a path of destroyed relationships behind them? "The heart wants what the heart wants." Who wants to bet she'll NEVER pick an overweight guy under 6 feet?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/21 10:13 PM
11

IDK, I'd bet that she's probably has at least two kids whose fathers she couldn't pick out of a police line-up and live with their grandparents or the foster care system.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/21 02:54 PM
7

Take away the dating context and the picture, and it could be a Craig's List ad for a maid or butler. Just that the "no fun" part seems a bit odd. What man is going to see that and say, "mmm, gotta get me some of that action...?" No fun? If a dude isn't being paid market rate for all these expected duties, WTF is the actual incentive here?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/21 06:45 PM
96

The tongue piercings and extensive tats just scream Christian/family values. Add the nightclub bit, and it looks like the standard "Little Ms. Morals for thee, but not for Chad/Tyrone" situation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 02:46 PM
1

What's shakin? All four cheeks and a couple of chins. (credit to the sitcom Cheers)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 01:08 AM
4

A far better analogy than the one I would've come up with.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/21 10:43 PM
2

"mental health awareness?" One would think self awareness would be part of that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 12:12 AM
11

Gardening eh? There's got to be a few hoe jokes in rhere.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/21 03:49 PM
2

I'm not even one of her kids, and I hate her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/21 02:22 PM
1

Omg, most are pretty predictable in their shallowness, but this is just hilarious.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/21 02:20 PM
82

Lots of class, all of it low.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 04:45 AM
1

I don't even know where to start w/ that mess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 11:53 PM
3

You made me flash to Spaceballs. "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/21 04:48 PM
4

It's not the years, it's the miles.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 01:29 AM
7

"Inspiring chef?" I'm not inspired.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/21 01:40 AM
1

This profile sponsored by Fram... 19 and that shit looks like an old painting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 11:37 PM
4

Well, geez, when you put it that way... lol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/21 03:45 PM
15

"I'm an Aries, not a pro..." I don't know what that means. FWIW, I don't believe the two are mutually exclusive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 11:52 PM
7

There's a pill for that. She just needs to keep that prescription filled.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/21 01:12 AM
1

Someone buy that man a beer. Not all heroes wear capes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/21 01:10 AM
1

Stunning and/or brave.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/21 01:08 AM
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